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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Sandwich on March 09, 2011, 12:41:15 pm
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from Liverwood Promotion <[email protected]>
2011 Winner;
You are a Proud Winner of £1,500,000 Pounds from Liverwood Promo.
Send below info for claims;
Name..
Address..
Country..
Tel/Cell..
Occupation..
Regards,
Dr Lucy Giles
Liverwood Inc
*sigh*
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In a flat, spatially open, infinite universe, all events of non-zero probability must occur. Somewhere, you have received one million, five hundred thousand pounds.
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Pat yourself on the back sandwich. To congratulate your other universe selves that did win.
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And then tell the assholes to quit holding out on you and share the wealth. :p
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In a flat, spatially open, infinite universe, all events of non-zero probability must occur. Somewhere, you have received one million, five hundred thousand pounds.
Well technically an infinite (transfinite?) number of somewheres.
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Hey We have hijacked your baby but you must pay once to us $50 000. The details we will send later...
We has attached photo of your fume
One of my coworkers got this one a while back
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In a flat, spatially open, infinite universe, all events of non-zero probability must occur. Somewhere, you have received one million, five hundred thousand pounds.
Odds of getting struck by lightning >> odds of winning £1.5mil through email.
Therefore, in flat, infinite universe,
# Cooked Sandwiches >> # rich Sandwiches
mmmmmm
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Hey We have hijacked your baby but you must pay once to us $50 000. The details we will send later...
We has attached photo of your fume
One of my coworkers got this one a while back
I hope they didn't open the attached photo.zip file, it's a trojan.
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Hey We have hijacked your baby but you must pay once to us $50 000. The details we will send later...
We has attached photo of your fume
One of my coworkers got this one a while back
I hope they didn't open the attached photo.zip file, it's a trojan.
Well he didn't "has" a baby so no :D
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Hijacked a baby? What did they do, hold the mother up at gunpoint and then drive the baby off down the road at high speed? :wtf:
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Hijacked a baby? What did they do, hold the mother up at gunpoint and then drive the baby off down the road at high speed? :wtf:
I assume it was starring Check Norris or Steven Seagal
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They were probably inspired by Sam Starfall. http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1100/fv01062.htm (http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1100/fv01062.htm) and http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1100/fv01063.htm (http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff1100/fv01063.htm)
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Things We Wish Were Real
X-Wings
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Probability of Mutant Ninja(Not) Turtles > Winning $1.5mil by email (http://www.bing.com/videos/watch/video/two-headed-tortoise-destined-for-stardom/6bs6m65?q=Tortoise&rel=msn&from=en-us_msnhp&form=msnrll>1=42010)
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Freespace
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John Connor
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Personal Jetpacks!
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John Connor
Which one?
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Jessica Rabbit
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Heidi Montag
(http://www.celebgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Heidi-Montag-Bikini-Las-Vegas.jpg)
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:jaw:
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Ugly barbie-girl is ugly :nervous:
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It's the hair. The hair is just so incredibly off. :(
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...you guys even looked at the face?
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It's all off...
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...you guys even looked at the face?
I see plenty of plastic balloons at McDonalds playpens man
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Haha! Good call, mate :lol:
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I don't really know who Heidi Montage is outside of the fact that the media made a big deal out of her surgery choices awhile ago, but since it just came up in this thread I decided to google what she looked like pre surgery...
what a shame. She really screwed herself up.
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I guess that's why Black Wolf wishes she was still real
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...you guys even looked at the face?
I started, and stopped, by volume.
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I don't really know who Heidi Montage is outside of the fact that the media made a big deal out of her surgery choices awhile ago, but since it just came up in this thread I decided to google what she looked like pre surgery...
what a shame. She really screwed herself up.
Got a link? I seem to vaguely recall she Wildensteined herself quite badly.
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Utopia :(
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One atom of Justice... One molecule of Mercy ;)
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I don't really know who Heidi Montage is outside of the fact that the media made a big deal out of her surgery choices awhile ago, but since it just came up in this thread I decided to google what she looked like pre surgery...
what a shame. She really screwed herself up.
Got a link? I seem to vaguely recall she Wildensteined herself quite badly.
Comparison article (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/14/heidi-montags-10-plastic_n_423855.html)
Aside from obnoxious fake breasts they managed to add at least ten years to her face.
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(http://i53.tinypic.com/33cu0dh.jpg)
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I used to wish Pokemon was real, but then I saw some pretty disturbing images, so I stopped wishing.
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Hotels on Mars. :drevil:
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The World.
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Accountability
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Google Maps' Orbital Ion Cannon
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(http://i52.tinypic.com/6r3l36.jpg)
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A GTD Hecate capable of atmospheric flight.
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I wish I knew if love at first sight were real
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I wish I knew if love at first sight were real
It is. I have proof.
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We don't need a picture of your junk on the forum man.
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A GTD Hecate capable of atmospheric flight.
Why would you want that? Do you want the atmosphere of whatever planet a Hecate attempts this to burn from the sight of said ship?
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I just think a Hecate might look nice in the sky.
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I wish I knew if love at first sight were real
It is. I have proof.
rly
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Plz no encourgement. The proof could be anything.
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And if memory serves, bestiality is still illegal most places.
Although, to address the topic... "The things that I want", by Max Payne Mefustae: A smoke. A whiskey. For the sun to shine. I want to sleep to forget. To change the past. My wife and baby girl back. Unlimited ammo and a license to kill. Right then, more than anything, I wanted her.
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gensokyo, and its denizens
booze trees and colossus burgers
a hunger to match the unstoppable might of the colossus burger
booze tree harvester
butthair worthy of a Norse God's temptation
wait did I just type that out lou--
lightning from my fingertips!
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Wet ass? :drevil:
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Easily done. Go take a bath. :p
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hot lesbians
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pretty sure those exist, nuke. :P
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Repercussions for posting stupid **** on the internet. If people were automagically slapped stupid for posting fag or gay the net would be a better place for it.
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Repercussions for posting stupid **** on the net.
I can't believe you'd advocate the end of the Internet
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Repercussions for posting stupid **** on the net.
I can't believe you'd advocate the end of the Internet
Purge the Unclean
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RfD80Ww88ew/TSbECOF0uDI/AAAAAAAAA6k/xa9uIwd_SdI/s1600/1188799158652.jpg)
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And if memory serves, bestiality is still illegal most places.
I have this insatiable urge to **** a goat now.
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Things We Wish Were Real
Beyond Good & Evil 2
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gensokyo, and its denizens
Why the **** would you want that?
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He wants to meet [insert Touhou character] up close and personal. Not that close, but you get the idea. :nervous:
Living in Gensokyo may also seem appealing to some. After all, your shrine maiden can fly.
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Personally, I was more expecting he was looking for the Spring Of Drowned Girl, but that'd be a hell of a thing to admit to on Teh Internets.
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I thought the Spring Of Drowned Girl is located in Jusenkyo, which is in Ranma 1/2 continuity, not Touhou. :confused:
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I thought the Spring Of Drowned Girl is located in Jusenkyo, which is in Ranma 1/2 continuity, not Touhou. :confused:
I have seen it spelled both ways, and so am unsure of which is correct. :(
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gensokyo, and its denizens
Why the **** would you want that?
Because it's a world where every problem is solved by spewing colorful magic bulletspam all over the ****ing place. What's not to like?
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Because it's a world where every problem is solved by spewing colorful magic bulletspam all over the ****ing place. What's not to like?
Because you're in the crossfire, mostly.