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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Corsair on May 12, 2002, 02:14:41 pm

Title: Open a can...YODA!!!
Post by: Corsair on May 12, 2002, 02:14:41 pm
Open a Can of Whoop-Ass on You, I Will.
(http://fredcorp.com/vortex/reviews/s/sw2KK.jpg)
Yoda prepares to get medieval on someone's ass.

Where did I find this? http://fredcorp.com/vortex/reviews/s/sw2KK.htm
Title: Open a can...YODA!!!
Post by: Stunaep on May 12, 2002, 02:17:27 pm
:lol: :lol: :lol:

He looks just like my russian teacher. :p
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Post by: Ulundel on May 12, 2002, 02:19:23 pm
:lol: :lol: :wakka:
Right you are Stu. That reminds me... *runs* *opens a book* *starts to cry*
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Post by: Redfang on May 12, 2002, 03:11:33 pm
:lol::lol::lol:
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Post by: Gortef on May 12, 2002, 03:28:10 pm
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Originally posted by Redfang
:lol::lol::lol:


(actually he look's like he has a huge hangover and no one should bother him... kind of like a Star Wars version of John McClane)
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Post by: vadar_1 on May 12, 2002, 03:29:37 pm
Thats crazy... yoda can barely walk... what the hell can he do with a lightsabre?
Title: Open a can...YODA!!!
Post by: Corsair on May 12, 2002, 03:31:52 pm
I dunno you'll have to ask heretic since he's already seen it but supposedly Yoda does some serious asskicking and shows why he is the greatest of all the Jedi in this movie.
Title: Open a can...YODA!!!
Post by: beatspete on May 12, 2002, 03:32:33 pm
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Originally posted by vadar_1
Thats crazy... yoda can barely walk... what the hell can he do with a lightsabre?


I had always wondered that but i suppose he was youngish at some point.  Although he would still have been pretty short, whats he gonna do with that lightsabre, slice your shins?
Title: Open a can...YODA!!!
Post by: Fineus on May 12, 2002, 03:43:16 pm
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Originally posted by Corsair
I dunno you'll have to ask heretic since he's already seen it but supposedly Yoda does some serious asskicking and shows why he is the greatest of all the Jedi in this movie.

I've seen a picture - it can be found on the cover of the music album... Yoda has good force powers :devilidea
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Post by: Zeronet on May 12, 2002, 03:47:24 pm
Yoda can fly. I,ve seen the trailer which shows him floating about, no joke. He bounces off walls and stuff.
Title: Open a can...YODA!!!
Post by: Corsair on May 12, 2002, 03:48:16 pm
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Originally posted by Thunder
I've seen a picture - it can be found on the cover of the music album... Yoda has good force powers :devilidea
Sound track is what you speak of? Want to see Yoda kick ass I do.
:D

Now I really wanna see that movie...
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Post by: Zeronet on May 12, 2002, 03:50:44 pm
Dont forget, Yoda is younger in this one.
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Post by: IceFire on May 12, 2002, 04:03:32 pm
If Yoda can lift partially submerged X-Wings from the Swamp...with little effort, imagine what he can do.
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Post by: Zeronet on May 12, 2002, 04:07:53 pm
Yoda can lift Super Star Destroyers with little effort. Size matters not, no seriously.
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Post by: Nico on May 12, 2002, 04:08:25 pm
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Dont forget, Yoda is younger in this one.


yeah, how many years younger? 20, 30?
WIth a 300 years old dude, do you think that makes such a difference? The difference in look between episode1 and episode 5 always made me laugh.
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Post by: Zeronet on May 12, 2002, 04:10:51 pm
He is 870+ years old.
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Post by: vadar_1 on May 12, 2002, 04:11:57 pm
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Originally posted by venom2506


yeah, how many years younger? 20, 30?
WIth a 300 years old dude, do you think that makes such a difference? The difference in look between episode1 and episode 5 always made me laugh.


300?

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not
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Post by: Zeronet on May 12, 2002, 04:15:12 pm
The force kept him in perfect health for that time, not to mention his species probably lived for a good deal of time. Still Yoda isnt dead, he became one with the force.
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Post by: Nico on May 12, 2002, 04:29:32 pm
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Originally posted by Zeronet
He is 870+ years old.


well, even worse
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Post by: Razor on May 12, 2002, 04:50:46 pm
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Dont forget, Yoda is younger in this one.

Yeah some 50 years. Big deal :doubt:

Woah well mentioning his age and flying and bouncing, he is quite agile for his age. :lol:
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Post by: delta_7890 on May 12, 2002, 04:57:52 pm
Yeah, I saw a bootlegged trailer featuring him.  Damn he's fast!  Bouncing around off walls, shooting lightning, it's crazy!  (I think he was fighting Count Dooku.)
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Post by: Reppyboyo on May 12, 2002, 05:02:19 pm
:wakka:
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Post by: Tar-Palantir on May 13, 2002, 03:17:55 am
I want some Yoda fighting talk: 'Feel lucky, do you punk?'
Title: Open a can...YODA!!!
Post by: Redfang on May 13, 2002, 07:42:13 am
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Originally posted by Razor
Woah well mentioning his age and flying and bouncing, he is
quite agile for his age. :lol:

 
:nod::lol:
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Post by: Styxx on May 13, 2002, 07:58:55 am
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Originally posted by Stunaep
He looks just like my russian teacher. :p


Hm, er... :doubt:
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Post by: Redfang on May 13, 2002, 08:06:17 am
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Originally posted by Styxx


Hm, er... :doubt:

 
NO! Styxx is back (from Ireland? Bah... :p)! :snipe:
 
*runs* ;)
Title: Open a can...YODA!!!
Post by: Styxx on May 13, 2002, 08:23:50 am
Back from a weekend away from all this insanity, that is. And to think that a few months ago I though HLP was a perfectly sane and healthy forum... :D
Title: Open a can...YODA!!!
Post by: Ulundel on May 13, 2002, 08:28:33 am
Well, I'm gonna find out this yoda stuff next saturday. Right stu? :D
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Post by: Vortex on May 13, 2002, 08:32:39 am
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Originally posted by Styxx
Back from a weekend away from all this insanity, that is. And to think that a few months ago I though HLP was a perfectly sane and healthy forum... :D


Sane? Explain to me this foreign concept... :D:D:D
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Post by: Stunaep on May 13, 2002, 08:34:35 am
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Originally posted by Styxx


Hm, er... :doubt:


Want a picture ???

(http://fredcorp.com/vortex/reviews/s/sw2KK.jpg)

:p  Sorry, closest one I could find. I'll scan one, if i can find one.
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Post by: ^Graff on May 13, 2002, 08:39:55 am
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Originally posted by delta_7890
Yeah, I saw a bootlegged trailer featuring him.  Damn he's fast!  Bouncing around off walls, shooting lightning, it's crazy!  (I think he was fighting Count Dooku.)
He used force lightning?  I thought that Jedi didn't do that?
Title: Open a can...YODA!!!
Post by: Styxx on May 13, 2002, 08:52:14 am
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Originally posted by Vortex
Sane? Explain to me this foreign concept... :D:D:D


Nah, it's too alien for your mind to grasp.
Title: Open a can...YODA!!!
Post by: Nico on May 13, 2002, 08:57:45 am
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Originally posted by ^Graff
He used force lightning?  I thought that Jedi didn't do that?


yeah, I thought the same thing... isn't it dark force power?
Title: Open a can...YODA!!!
Post by: Redfang on May 13, 2002, 09:01:15 am
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Originally posted by Styxx
Back from a weekend away from all this insanity, that is. And to think that a few months ago I though HLP was a perfectly sane and healthy forum... :D


Who's making this place insane...
 
Yeah, nice weather out there (not really), and birds are singing... ;)
 
I said nothing... *runs* :D