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Title: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: azile0 on September 21, 2011, 09:58:21 pm
Was digging around the .vp files, and found this. I'm sure most of you have read it, but not all of you have heard it. The historic..


"Now go read a book." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeAmne1VuRI)
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Destiny on September 21, 2011, 10:26:51 pm
"When I make admiral, heads will roll!"
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: deathfun on September 22, 2011, 01:30:08 am
"Stop laughing there Co-pilot!"
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Marcov on September 26, 2011, 07:59:39 am
"Stop laughing there Co-pilot!"

Reminds me of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtQanXDRAXM&t=1m29s).
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Woolie Wool on September 26, 2011, 09:28:30 am
The FS1 rear admiral through admiral debriefings were much funnier. They accused you of cheating.
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Klaustrophobia on September 27, 2011, 12:49:02 am
i never made admiral through all the reinstalls i ended up doing back when i played religiously (playing on very easy didn't help either).  was this the actual line out of the game, or was it thrown in with the outtakes somewhere?
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Enigmatic Entity on September 27, 2011, 04:42:29 am
All the admiral "debriefs" say exactly the same thing but with different voices, and yes, it really does say "now go read a book"... ;) I forgot whether the Vasudan ones say it as well...I think they did... XD
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: QuantumDelta on September 27, 2011, 04:46:19 am
Code: [Select]
$Name: Captain
$Points: 150000
$Bitmap: medal12e.pcx
$Promotion Voice Base: rank_e.wav
$Promotion Text:

XSTR("For your brilliance as a pilot, tactician, and leader, Allied Command confers upon you the rank of Captain.", 2934)

$end_multi_text

;; the Brass
$Name: Commodore
$Points: 400000
$Bitmap: medal12f.pcx
$Promotion Voice Base: rank_f.wav
$Promotion Text:

XSTR("Captain, your long and illustrious record distinguishes you as a leader of integrity, courage, and wisdom. You are duly promoted to the rank of Commodore.", 2935)
$end_multi_text

$Name: Rear Admiral
$Points: 2000000
$Bitmap: medal12g.pcx
$Promotion Voice Base: rank_g.wav
$Promotion Text:

XSTR("On behalf of the GTVA Security Council and General Assembly, it is my honor to confer upon you the prestigious rank of Rear Admiral. Congratulations. ", 2936)

$end_multi_text

$Name: Vice Admiral
$Points: 5000000
$Bitmap: medal12h.pcx
$Promotion Voice Base: rank_h.wav
$Promotion Text:

XSTR("Your career stands as a shining example of our ideals and values, and few officers have rendered greater service to the Alliance. On behalf of the GTVA Security Council and General Assembly, I hereby confer upon you the prestigious rank of Vice Admiral.", 2937)

$end_multi_text

$Name: Admiral
$Points: 9000000
$Bitmap: medal12i.pcx
$Promotion Voice Base: rank_i.wav
$Promotion Text:

XSTR("Congratulations. You have earned your place in the highest echelon of allied leadership. Your character, courage, and genius are an inspiration to us all. On behalf of the GTVA Security Council and General Assembly, I hereby confer upon you the prestigious rank of Admiral. Now go read a book.", 2938)

$end_multi_text

#End
The ones that people tend to get less.
Needless to say Captain wins ;P


For FS1;

Code: [Select]
$Name: Captain
$Points: 150000
$Bitmap: medal12e.pcx
$Promotion Voice Base: rank_e.wav
$Promotion Text:

For displaying a commanding nature and the ability to lead others you are hereby promoted to Captain.  Congratulations!

$end_multi_text

;; the Brass
$Name: Commodore
$Points: 400000
$Bitmap: medal12f.pcx
$Promotion Voice Base: rank_f.wav
$Promotion Text:

For outstanding service through the war, leading many successful missions, and promoting a sense of honor and pride in the Alliance you have been promoted to the rank of Commodore.

$end_multi_text

$Name: Rear Admiral
$Points: 2000000
$Bitmap: medal12g.pcx
$Promotion Voice Base: rank_g.wav
$Promotion Text:

We aren't sure how you've done it, but you are hereby promoted to the prestigious rank of Rear Admiral.  (We think you cheated.)

$end_multi_text

$Name: Vice Admiral
$Points: 5000000
$Bitmap: medal12h.pcx
$Promotion Voice Base: rank_h.wav
$Promotion Text:

You really must have cheated to get this rank!  Do you want to sit behind a desk or something?  That is what Vice Admirals do.

$end_multi_text

$Name: Admiral
$Points: 9000000
$Bitmap: medal12i.pcx
$Promotion Voice Base: rank_i.wav
$Promotion Text:

You really have got to stop cheating.  This could become a natural thing for you... and that would be bad.  Go on Admiral Cheater, I think you have to perform some ceremony or inspection or something.

$end_multi_text
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Goober5000 on September 27, 2011, 12:45:07 pm
The funny thing is that you can get to Admiral completely legitimately by playing the main FS1 campaign about eight times.
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: QuantumDelta on September 27, 2011, 12:47:48 pm
On insane and bombing a lot!
8 times..? really that low?
I can easily do commander in 1, not sure about captain..
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Woolie Wool on September 27, 2011, 05:07:09 pm
FS1's campaign gives you forced promotions.
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: QuantumDelta on September 27, 2011, 05:16:52 pm
Uhm, what? Where?
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Aardwolf on September 27, 2011, 05:25:39 pm
While going through the actual audio for the FS1 promotions I discovered this gem:

Code: [Select]
$Name: Ensign
$Points: 0
$Bitmap: medal12.pcx
$Promotion Voice Base: rank_0.wav
$Promotion Text:

Dang, you're still an Ensign!  You must have gotten busted!

$end_multi_text
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Mongoose on September 27, 2011, 05:56:02 pm
Heh, that reminds me of how the original Descent would flash "CHEATER!" in place of your score every time you killed a bot while using cheat codes. :D
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Klaustrophobia on September 27, 2011, 06:03:18 pm
The funny thing is that you can get to Admiral completely legitimately by playing the main FS1 campaign about eight times.

i'm guessing you have to get the lucifer kill all 8 times.  among other things.
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: QuantumDelta on September 27, 2011, 06:49:54 pm
You can't kill the Lucifer....
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Sushi on September 27, 2011, 07:00:02 pm
You can't kill the Lucifer....

I thought you could: disable the engines and then just hammer on it forever with lasers until it dies. Never tried it myself.
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: QuantumDelta on September 27, 2011, 07:06:48 pm
I thought the mission ended on a timer if you failed, I didn't realise the luci jumped oO
Then again I've played about 10 different remakes of that mission so ...yea...

I guess it's possible..
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Hades on September 27, 2011, 07:17:39 pm
I thought the mission ended on a timer if you failed, I didn't realise the luci jumped oO
Then again I've played about 10 different remakes of that mission so ...yea...

I guess it's possible..
It does happen, I've seen it do that in retail FS1.
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Goober5000 on September 27, 2011, 10:29:45 pm
Uhm, what? Where?

In Black Omega (sm3-06):

Code: [Select]
$Formula: ( when
   ( is-destroyed-delay 0 "Anvil" )
   ( send-message
      "<any wingman>"
      "normal"
      "Anvil dead"
   )
   ( grant-promotion )
)
+Name: Anvil dead
+Repeat Count: 1
+Interval: 1
+Objective: Destroy the Anvil

Apparently in Training 3 as well, but I don't know if promotions work in training missions.
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Klaustrophobia on September 28, 2011, 12:06:45 am
well i guess that explains the two promotions in a short time.  i had thought the objectives must have been made worth a ****load of points.

and i thought you got credit for the lucy if you destroyed all/most of the reactors.  guess not. 
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: QuantumDelta on September 28, 2011, 03:30:27 am
Guess I'm really off my game t_t 0 for 2!
Not that I'd ever know about fredded stuff =<
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Mongoose on September 28, 2011, 08:34:45 pm
I think there is one mission, maybe Running the Gauntlet, where the Lucifer wasn't actually set to invulnerable, so you could technically kill it just by shooting at it all day.
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Trivial Psychic on September 28, 2011, 09:39:52 pm
FS1 Retail ONLY, I'm assuming.
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Klaustrophobia on September 28, 2011, 10:30:46 pm
didn't fsport remove the 'huge' flag or whatever it was that made them invulnerable?
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Goober5000 on September 28, 2011, 11:38:33 pm
I think there is one mission, maybe Running the Gauntlet, where the Lucifer wasn't actually set to invulnerable, so you could technically kill it just by shooting at it all day.
It's actually in Awakenings.  I had misremembered it the same way myself.

One of my roommates actually took it upon himself to destroy it with nothing more than a Valkyrie armed with Prometheuses and Furies.  I was very impressed.  We had a good laugh afterwards when it showed up again next mission.


didn't fsport remove the 'huge' flag or whatever it was that made them invulnerable?
No.
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Woolie Wool on September 29, 2011, 05:06:55 pm
didn't fsport remove the 'huge' flag or whatever it was that made them invulnerable?
FS1 didn't have a huge flag. The Lucifer was explicitly set to invulnerable. If it's not invulnerable, you can kill anything in FS1 with primaries.
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Pred the Penguin on September 29, 2011, 08:18:09 pm
Ah, the good days of holding down the fire button...
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Goober5000 on September 30, 2011, 01:12:00 am
FS1 didn't have a huge flag. The Lucifer was explicitly set to invulnerable. If it's not invulnerable, you can kill anything in FS1 with primaries.
FS1 did indeed have a "huge" flag.  What it didn't have, and what you're thinking of, is the "big damage" flag.
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Droid803 on September 30, 2011, 04:34:44 pm
"Huge" is a weapons flag that prevents it from firing on fighters!
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Akalabeth Angel on October 17, 2011, 08:24:56 am
What's up with Pinkie Pie?
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Qent on October 17, 2011, 08:37:15 am
What's up with Pinkie Pie?
Are you lost? (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=78613.0)
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Akalabeth Angel on October 17, 2011, 08:44:04 am
What's up with Pinkie Pie?
Are you lost? (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=78613.0)

Nope but I'm a little surprised to see even people on this forum watching the show.
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Qent on October 17, 2011, 09:09:10 am
Oh, I forgot about pic used for the YouTube clip. I am no longer confused, yay! :P
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Mars on October 18, 2011, 12:51:16 pm
On my second play-through on hard of the FS2 campaign. I am a Commander with 1,165 kills.

Admiral would therefore be. . . twenty plays in?
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Akalabeth Angel on October 18, 2011, 05:35:52 pm
On my second play-through on hard of the FS2 campaign. I am a Commander with 1,165 kills.

Admiral would therefore be. . . twenty plays in?

Do you still get credit for the Sathanas kill in FSOpen? I imagine the bounty of points it nets you would make a difference. (ie if you don't get the points, it's kinda a big deal). Though, this is assuming the Sathanas is worth a lot of points I don't know.

Back in retail anyway, the beam damage wouldn't count for kills so if you did a bit of bomb damage to the sathanas and the colossus killed the rest of it off you'd still get the kill.

Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Droid803 on October 18, 2011, 05:38:59 pm
Yes, you can still get the Sath kill. Beam damage only counts towards kills if you change AI_Profiles.tbl
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Mars on October 18, 2011, 05:55:01 pm
Sath kills make up 20,000 of the 50,000 points it took to get Commander.
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Droid803 on October 18, 2011, 06:00:57 pm
Also kill the SC Thanatos for 10k

So saths and Thanatos will add up to 40k after 2 runs even if you kill nothing else.
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Mars on October 18, 2011, 06:17:05 pm
Also kill the SC Thanatos for 10k

So saths and Thanatos will add up to 40k after 2 runs even if you kill nothing else.

You're kidding, really?
Title: Re: Go read a book, admiral.
Post by: Droid803 on October 18, 2011, 06:28:28 pm
Check the wiki. and the mission file.