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Title: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 21, 2011, 11:06:39 am
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2076954/Brazilian-baby-born-heads-Dicephalic-parapagus-twins-Emanoel-Jesus.html

Discuss.
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: Scourge of Ages on December 21, 2011, 11:42:17 am
Where's the option for "Really unfortunate genetic abnormality"?
Poor kids.
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: FlamingCobra on December 21, 2011, 11:44:26 am
Where's the option for "Really unfortunate genetic abnormality"?
Poor kids.
:yes:
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: The E on December 21, 2011, 12:13:30 pm
REPENT! REPENT! This is a sign of the END TIMES! THE 2012 APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!

*cough*

So why is this newsworthy again?
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 21, 2011, 12:14:42 pm
Two headed baby :nervous:


























:warp:
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: Dragon on December 21, 2011, 12:20:44 pm
Pretty much. Though I think that it's a great opportunity to learn something about human psychology and brain functions. Even an ordinary check-up could give a lot of interesting data.
I hope that this baby will survive and live a life they(?) will want. Of course, it would never be normal, but life doesn't need to be normal to be happy, and that's what is important.
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: The E on December 21, 2011, 12:23:57 pm
Even so, in my opinion, it's still something the rest of the world does not need to know about.
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: MP-Ryan on December 21, 2011, 01:10:59 pm
Where's the option for "Really unfortunate genetic abnormality"?
Poor kids.

It appears to have been inappropriately added to the poll, as something like this is a congenital defect and has ****-all to do with genetic inheritance.   :mad:  or evolution, I might add.

Biological cause != genetic.

Someone fix the poll.
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: Scourge of Ages on December 21, 2011, 01:19:11 pm
It appears to have been inappropriately added to the poll, as something like this is a congenital defect and has ****-all to do with genetic inheritance.   :mad:  or evolution, I might add.

Biological cause != genetic.

Someone fix the poll.

Hrm, yes indeed, my mistake.
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: Colonol Dekker on December 21, 2011, 01:39:55 pm
Fixed :yes:



So, are there recorded instances of telepathy type stuff where a shared nervous system is present?
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: Polpolion on December 21, 2011, 01:45:53 pm
where is the snuffi poll option?
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: NGTM-1R on December 21, 2011, 01:48:16 pm
where is the snuffi poll option?

We demand that it be returned to us.
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: The E on December 21, 2011, 01:59:33 pm
Your will is done. Balance has been restored.
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: Mongoose on December 21, 2011, 02:49:37 pm
The side-bar mentions the Hensel twins, who were born similarly conjoined yet have managed to live a fairly-normal life by most accounts.  Hell, they even got their driver's licenses.  Hopefully these two wind up similarly healthy, and they're able to live out their lives.
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: Scourge of Ages on December 21, 2011, 03:43:51 pm
So, are there recorded instances of telepathy type stuff where a shared nervous system is present?

I'm wondering how that sort of thing would work too. Also, does each brain get half the body to control, or is one dominant? What about autonomous bodily functions? If one brain should die for some reason, will the other be able to operate the whole body successfully?
At any rate, hope that they both survive and thrive.
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: Mongoose on December 21, 2011, 03:51:07 pm
At least with the Hensels, each twin was able to control half of the body, which made even simple tasks like walking an exercise in coordination.  I can't remember if each twin was able to feel sensations from the other half of the body, though.
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: Black Wolf on December 21, 2011, 04:10:33 pm
Even so, in my opinion, it's still something the rest of the world does not need to know about.

Dude.

Two headed baby. :wtf:
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: The E on December 21, 2011, 04:17:40 pm
I don't see why that should matter to me, or anyone not directly connected to the issue. Plastering it across the media is just a modern-day equivalent of ye olde freak shows; There's literally nothing to be gained by it.
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: S-99 on December 21, 2011, 05:49:15 pm
Where's the option for hearsay?
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: jr2 on December 21, 2011, 06:58:27 pm
It ain't a two-headed baby.  It's single-bodied twins.  AMIRITE?
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: watsisname on December 22, 2011, 10:28:55 pm
Your will is done. Balance has been restored.

Yaaaaaaaaay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asEN8iT9diw&feature=related)
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: Ghostavo on December 23, 2011, 05:55:13 am
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100109063038/wowwiki/images/7/76/OrcOgre.gif)

Am I the only one who instantly remembered the two headed ogres from Warcraft 2?
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: Luis Dias on December 23, 2011, 06:43:12 am
The E is shocked that people are interested in the awkward and strange. Hihi.
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: The E on December 23, 2011, 07:51:31 am
Not so much shocked as bewildered. I get the appeal of the awkward and strange, what I don't get is why the medical problems of some unfortunate brazilian newborns are of worldwide interest. It's an example of news that is utterly irrelevant to anyone except those directly involved in the story.
Title: Re: Two headed baby born in Brazil
Post by: Scourge of Ages on December 23, 2011, 12:41:17 pm
Irrelevant, sure. But still interesting at least.