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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Scourge of Ages on February 17, 2012, 01:18:12 pm

Title: Iran thread of the day: Ninja edition
Post by: Scourge of Ages on February 17, 2012, 01:18:12 pm
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...Members of various Ninjutsu schools showcase their skills to the media at a park in Karaj, 45 km (28 miles) northwest of Tehran February 13, 2012. Currently about 3000 to 3500 women train in Ninjutsu in independently run clubs throughout Iran working under the supervision of the Ministry of Sports' Martial Arts Federation.
news.yahoo.com/photos/iran-s-female-ninjas-1329496903-slideshow/ (http://news.yahoo.com/photos/iran-s-female-ninjas-1329496903-slideshow/)

(http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2012-02-14T211321Z_962479068_GM1E82F0EQA01_RTRMADP_3_IRAN.JPG)
Title: Re: Iran thread of the day: Ninja edition
Post by: LordPomposity on February 17, 2012, 01:25:54 pm
Must...resist...urge...to...Poe...
Title: Re: Iran thread of the day: Ninja edition
Post by: redsniper on February 17, 2012, 07:43:40 pm
That's pretty badass actually. Who knew?
Title: Re: Iran thread of the day: Ninja edition
Post by: Dragon on February 17, 2012, 08:11:16 pm
Now I wonder, why do they need nukes?  :)
Title: Re: Iran thread of the day: Ninja edition
Post by: Grizzly on February 18, 2012, 01:34:10 am
Now I wonder, why do they need nukes?  :)

As a distraction. Those things make for pretty light shows.
Title: Re: Iran thread of the day: Ninja edition
Post by: Thaeris on February 18, 2012, 01:43:27 am
Now I wonder, why do they need nukes?  :)

As a distraction. Those things make for pretty light shows.

Clearly, you and the rest of us have all been confused. Iran is not intent on making nuclear bombs. They intend, rather, to make nuclear bombshells. Radioactive superwomen will sweep across all the continents of the earth, purging it of the infidels which mar its surface. How could we be so naive not to see this before?
Title: Re: Iran thread of the day: Ninja edition
Post by: BloodEagle on February 18, 2012, 01:31:48 pm
Now I wonder, why do they need nukes?  :)

As a distraction. Those things make for pretty light shows.

Clearly, you and the rest of us have all been confused. Iran is not intent on making nuclear bombs. They intend, rather, to make nuclear bombshells. Radioactive superwomen will sweep across all the continents of the earth, purging it of the infidels which mar its surface. How could we be so naive not to see this before?

I have to make this game, now.
Title: Re: Iran thread of the day: Ninja edition
Post by: Charismatic on February 21, 2012, 10:44:11 pm
Want a distraction? Check out the third pic: (http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/mEWmH4COV1f8nf1xAT1HPg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD00MjA7cT04NTt3PTYzMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/2012-02-14T203736Z_1840461358_GM1E82F0BV801_RTRMADP_3_IRAN.JPG)

Like you will have time to do that in battle...
Title: Re: Iran thread of the day: Ninja edition
Post by: Mongoose on February 21, 2012, 11:00:42 pm
...I'll be in my bunk.

Oh, and more Iran fun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NY0QXScBz6o)!
Title: Re: Iran thread of the day: Ninja edition
Post by: StarSlayer on March 09, 2012, 12:11:42 pm
Ninjutsu was initially accepted as a suitable sport for women because it fit the important criteria of having a uniform that exposed the least skin.  It was already to late when they realized they had created a shadowy warrior class of female killing machines.