Post by: Ulundel on June 05, 2002, 10:06:35 am
http://www.superspoon.com/natalieportman/multimedia/themes.html (http://www.superspoon.com/natalieportman/multimedia/themes.html)
And from gallery you can find some pretty..... :rolleyes: ....good desktop wallpapers. :D :rolleyes:
Post by: Fineus on June 05, 2002, 10:48:57 am
Looks up...
Oh, er... high everyone.
Post by: Ulundel on June 05, 2002, 11:33:50 am
Post by: Bri_Dog on June 05, 2002, 01:22:41 pm
Post by: delta_7890 on June 05, 2002, 01:46:31 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Bri_Dog
And ten years from now Ms. Portman is going to look like Rosann :p
*shudders*
Post by: Gortef on June 05, 2002, 01:50:51 pm
but right now she sure is one cute girl :nod:
Post by: Redfang on June 05, 2002, 01:53:39 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Gortef
:lol:
but right now she sure is one cute girl :nod:
:nod:
;7;7
Post by: CP5670 on June 05, 2002, 02:18:47 pm
Post by: wEvil on June 05, 2002, 02:19:55 pm
Personally...
Post by: CP5670 on June 05, 2002, 02:20:57 pm
Post by: Thorn on June 05, 2002, 02:30:49 pm
Post by: Alikchi on June 05, 2002, 02:36:27 pm
Post by: Reaper on June 05, 2002, 02:43:07 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Thorn
Yes you are... both of you....
Two and a half of us... (Too mutch make up in moviez :D ) And i can name you at least.. ehm...wait... 1 actress that is preetier than she it :D
Post by: Corsair on June 05, 2002, 02:59:21 pm
Quote
Originally posted by CP5670Go back to your math...:p
you aren't alone... :p
Post by: Ulundel on June 05, 2002, 03:24:22 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Alikchi
I give her a 7/10 on the make me happy scale.
Ten out of Ten for sure. And as someone said she's cute and all those other ;7 words.
And Narol has a friend who looks like Portman. I'll try to borrow her but first there's some trouble with her boyfriend. Anyway, who's next? :D
Post by: an0n on June 05, 2002, 04:00:21 pm
Clicky Clicky (http://forum.iwantanewgirlfriend.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=26353)
Post by: Zeronet on June 05, 2002, 04:02:47 pm
Post by: wEvil on June 05, 2002, 04:14:29 pm
Quote
Originally posted by an0n
Clicky Clicky (http://forum.iwantanewgirlfriend.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=26353)
:wtf: - is all I can say to that.
Post by: Ulundel on June 05, 2002, 04:14:47 pm
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/3rdtwilight/stuff/natalie10.jpg)
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/3rdtwilight/stuff/natalie14.jpg)
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/3rdtwilight/stuff/natalie8.jpg)
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/3rdtwilight/stuff/natwall4.jpg)
Outch! is it hot around here or it's just me? :D
Post by: Fineus on June 05, 2002, 04:18:03 pm
Oh, and those...pictures....rock... :eek::yes:
Post by: Ulundel on June 05, 2002, 04:20:30 pm
Post by: Redfang on June 05, 2002, 04:25:51 pm
Quote
Originally posted by an0n
Clicky Clicky (http://forum.iwantanewgirlfriend.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=26353)
Doesn't work, need to be logged in. And like I'm going to register there... :headz:
Quote
Originally posted by Thunder
It's not you, I turned the central heating on - the air almost froze following another of MDs anti-Thunder jokes ;)
:lol::lol::lol:
Post by: wEvil on June 05, 2002, 04:26:16 pm
it's her eyebrows....they're...too...straight.
But in the old dancefloor scenario..well, I just might say no...
;7 ;)
Post by: Ulundel on June 05, 2002, 04:32:01 pm
Wow, smart and cute. What more could you ask for? :D :p
Post by: Redfang on June 05, 2002, 04:34:47 pm
Quote
Originally posted by wEvil
it's her eyebrows....they're...too...straight.
Look at somewhere else... ;)
I don't see anything wrong with them.
Post by: Fineus on June 05, 2002, 04:34:59 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
"I'm going to college. I don't care if it ruins my career. I'd rather be smart than a movie star" - Natalie Portman
Wow, smart and cute. What more could you ask for? :D :p
Smart in this case is relative. She's got her life made if she follows a movie career for even a few years. If she drops that in favour of college she might never get the chance again. Personally I'd follow my dreams after putting together the money to do it with (and lets face it she's going to have no problems getting jobs in the movie industry if she kept that up). And nobody said that going to college means you're smart - I go to college :)
Post by: an0n on June 05, 2002, 04:36:09 pm
Tada!
Post by: Fineus on June 05, 2002, 04:38:37 pm
What a pleasent thing to see before bed-time. Thank the gods for girls. Amen.
Post by: Ulundel on June 05, 2002, 04:45:15 pm
Post by: an0n on June 05, 2002, 04:46:46 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
I've seen that one. Since I last night discovered that she's "sweet" my pictures folder filled with dozens of natalie pics.
I had like 200 but I had to wipe all my KaZaA stuff to make room for FreeBSD iso downloads.
Post by: Ulundel on June 05, 2002, 04:52:27 pm
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/3rdtwilight/stuff/natalie9.jpg)
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/3rdtwilight/stuff/natwall2.jpg)
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/3rdtwilight/stuff/natalie7.jpg)
:p mmmmh - mmmm
Post by: Kellan on June 05, 2002, 04:52:57 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Thunder
And nobody said that going to college means you're smart - I go to college :)
Yeah, but College in America is University here, right? Not your two-bit sixth form reject college. Pah. :doubt:
Sorry, couldn't resist. Again. I really should stop doing this. :D
Post by: wEvil on June 05, 2002, 04:59:30 pm
Post by: Kellan on June 05, 2002, 05:01:50 pm
Post by: wEvil on June 05, 2002, 05:03:06 pm
Damn..I feel your pain.
Post by: Kellan on June 05, 2002, 05:06:45 pm
Mind you, I can console myself with the fact that they go easy on me because I get good marks... :wink:
Post by: Zeronet on June 05, 2002, 05:13:11 pm
Post by: wEvil on June 05, 2002, 05:16:18 pm
.....Wikkid! :D
Post by: beatspete on June 05, 2002, 05:31:38 pm
Thats my mature opinion for the day.
If anyone got the sunday times about a 5 weeks ago, there were a few very nice pictures of her in the sunday times magazine. I had it, but my mum threw it out. It was the saddest day of my life. :(
A few days later, i found the photos on the internet. It was the happiest day of my life. :D
[hint] I would upload them but i dont really have anywhere to host them :sigh:. [/hint]
Sidethought: must be strange being Natalie Portman, having loads of websites about you.
Makes you wonder what sad people we (well, society) really are to be so obsessed with just one person.
pete.
PS: in the wonderous land of scotland, only wasters and people who want to be hairdressers go to college. Just thought i'd clear that up.
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 05, 2002, 06:44:52 pm
And you people that don't think she is all that, are you sure about that if she jumped on you butt naked and said...Do Me...eh?
Post by: heretic on June 05, 2002, 08:02:21 pm
http://www.warpstorm.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=5580
Post by: vadar_1 on June 05, 2002, 09:38:05 pm
oya, and for once... makeup makes it worse
Post by: Mr. Vega on June 05, 2002, 09:46:15 pm
*shuts off alarm*
Whoa! Nice Pics!:D
Post by: CP5670 on June 05, 2002, 10:50:15 pm
Quote
Makes you wonder what sad people we (well, society) really are to be so obsessed with just one person.
lol...exactly what I said before. :p
Post by: Ulundel on June 06, 2002, 02:19:18 am
Quote
Originally posted by CP5670
Well, that confirms what I said earlier; just as ugly as all the rest of them. :p Stalin looked cooler. :D
My god. Someone has to save you kid...apperantly, these pics didn't do it. :p
Post by: NeoHunter on June 06, 2002, 05:11:44 am
Natalie looks nicer in Episode 2. I like the super bare backed dress she wore at the summer palace with Anakin. Very sexy.
And Natalie is only one year younger than me!!!;7
Post by: Ulundel on June 06, 2002, 05:13:13 am
Post by: NeoHunter on June 06, 2002, 05:24:15 am
Quote
Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
Lucky you. :p ;7
In what way am I lucky??? I don't even have her phone number!!!:D
Post by: Ulundel on June 06, 2002, 05:36:55 am
Post by: NeoHunter on June 06, 2002, 06:30:34 am
Quote
Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
Drat...but I have her address. So what? :D :D :D
[Jedi Mind Trick]You will hand me Natalie's address now. Resistance is futile.[/Jedi Mind Trick]
:D:D:D
Post by: Ulundel on June 06, 2002, 06:34:24 am
Post by: NeoHunter on June 06, 2002, 06:44:18 am
Quote
Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
Hehe, don't work fella. :D Leave her to me or I'll have to use force lightning. ;7
*snap hiss*
Try me, Sith.:p
Post by: Ulundel on June 06, 2002, 06:50:31 am
Your powers are week old man! When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. :p
Post by: NeoHunter on June 06, 2002, 06:59:13 am
Quote
Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/3rdtwilight/stuff/sm_swfight.gif)
Your powers are week old man! When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. :p
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.:p
Post by: Ulundel on June 06, 2002, 07:04:37 am
That's a good one...
(http://home.online.no/~acacia/np/gallery/nat911.jpg)
SWEEEEEET!
Post by: NeoHunter on June 06, 2002, 07:09:33 am
Post by: Ulundel on June 06, 2002, 07:11:54 am
(http://home.online.no/~acacia/np/gallery/nat038.jpg)
;7 ;7 ;7 :D :D :D
Post by: an0n on June 06, 2002, 07:27:06 am
(http://community.the-underdogs.org/smiley/celeb/sidious.gif)(http://indigo.ie/~owenc/starwars/images/vader1.gif)
(http://indigo.ie/~owenc/starwars/images/atat.gif)(http://indigo.ie/~owenc/starwars/images/atat.gif)[glow=blue]Only now do you see my true power(http://indigo.ie/~owenc/starwars/images/atat.gif)[/b]
*uses force lightening and mind-trick to steal address*
*goes to use mind-trick on Portman*
;7
Post by: Ulundel on June 06, 2002, 07:30:04 am
And look at THAT ...
(http://www.natalie-portman.org/wallpaper/shy.jpg)
Post by: an0n on June 06, 2002, 07:33:20 am
Post by: Redfang on June 06, 2002, 07:36:49 am
Better maybe get this back on-topic so that this will not get locked... I have a feeling that this will be if no action is taken... :p
Post by: an0n on June 06, 2002, 07:40:16 am
Post by: Ulundel on June 06, 2002, 07:40:17 am
15030 Ventura Blvd. #1-170
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403
Have her I will. :D and mine's (lightsaber) bigger than yours
Post by: an0n on June 06, 2002, 07:43:42 am
Quote
Originally posted by Ten of Twelve
Natalie Portman
15030 Ventura Blvd. #1-170
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403
Have her I will. :D
[glow=red]You shall die trying[/glow][/size]
Post by: Ulundel on June 06, 2002, 07:46:46 am
<-------- :D
Post by: an0n on June 06, 2002, 07:51:01 am
*goes off to detention block B12 to make merry with Portman*
Post by: Ulundel on June 06, 2002, 07:53:51 am
*ten tests his new force lightning on anOn*
... ;7 ...
Post by: an0n on June 06, 2002, 07:58:09 am
*goes off to get profilactics, leaving Maul to guard the prisoner*
*five minutes later*
(http://indigo.ie/~owenc/starwars/images/fan_gifs/DUEL3.gif)
Post by: Ulundel on June 06, 2002, 08:03:56 am
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/3rdtwilight/stuff/deskport.jpg)
Post by: an0n on June 06, 2002, 08:07:02 am
Well, having lost Portman I guess I'll just have to sit a stroke my Wookie.
...........
What?
Post by: Ulundel on June 06, 2002, 08:10:20 am
No, I didn't themed it. Just changed the wallpaper and two icons.
...let's just say it makes all days brighter. :D
Post by: an0n on June 06, 2002, 08:11:48 am
Post by: Ulundel on June 06, 2002, 08:15:34 am
Post by: Fineus on June 06, 2002, 08:15:37 am
Post by: Ulundel on June 06, 2002, 08:26:49 am
BTW, if anyone's interested then here are the best SW scripts I have ever seen. Highly detailed, with every camera angle and sound description. (episode VI takes about 140 sheets. OUTCH!)
http://www.cache.cow.net/~draith/sw.html (http://www.cache.cow.net/~draith/sw.html) :nod:
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 06, 2002, 12:32:03 pm
You guys are nuts. I guess we will be seeing you in prison soon on the news for stalking? eh?
Post by: KillMeNow on June 06, 2002, 12:36:46 pm
(http://www.natalieportman.com/images/magazines/Natalie-Esquire-June2002-Image4_bettermerge.jpg)
(http://www.natalieportman.com/images/magazines/esquire-clean-cover.jpg)
god i love this woman and for all those who feel they can have her - shes mine and i will use my suncrusher to steal her and keep her and my darth vader ecpilsing force pwoers will fry you
and for those who feel she is not amazingly beautiful well i got to question your manhood - and if your not batting for the other side then clearly you far to deep a relationship with yoru computer.
Post by: wEvil on June 06, 2002, 01:43:37 pm
But seriously, nope - I do not find her that attractive, simple.
course thats' cuz I got my eye on someone attainable atm ;7
Post by: LtNarol on June 06, 2002, 02:10:39 pm
Post by: Razor on June 06, 2002, 02:25:32 pm
Quote
Originally posted by KillMeNow
(http://www.natalieportman.com/images/magazines/c-Portman51.jpg)
(http://www.natalieportman.com/images/magazines/Natalie-Esquire-June2002-Image4_bettermerge.jpg)
(http://www.natalieportman.com/images/magazines/esquire-clean-cover.jpg)
My jaw!!! Too heavy!!!! Must...resist..AAARGH!!
:jaw: :jaw: :jaw: :jaw:
Whoa! She is one hot, sexy babe. I have never seen such a cute actress!
Britney Spears? Oh come on, she sucks (you know what).
What I hate about her the most is her voice when she sings. Boy, she sings like a dying rat!
*Force grips Britney Spears and moves her over the ledge.* Now I only have to wait for the mana meter to drop to zero. :D
Post by: Redfang on June 06, 2002, 02:45:51 pm
Pretty nice pictures...
wait, I take it back... they're more than pretty nice. :)
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Britney Spears? Oh come on, she sucks (you know what).
What I hate about her the most is her voice when she sings. Boy, she sings like a dying rat!
*Force grips Britney Spears and moves her over the ledge.* Now I only have to wait for the mana meter to drop to zero. :D
:lol::lol::lol:
True... :D
Post by: Kellan on June 06, 2002, 02:46:03 pm
Quote
Originally posted by wEvil
Well at least my computers actually physically here and has also never argued with me :p
Really? My computer argues with me all the time - 3 times today, in fact. I had to press the big restart button, and you know how I hate doing that... :shaking:
Post by: Razor on June 06, 2002, 02:50:19 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Redfang
:jaw::jaw::jaw:
Pretty nice pictures...
wait, I take it back... they're more than pretty nice. :)
:lol::lol::lol:
True... :D
OK, so who's gonna read her the lines that Dessan said to Kyle at their first encounter when Kyle was ahem...flying..!!
Post by: beatspete on June 06, 2002, 03:02:22 pm
Quote
Originally posted by LtNarol
to be honest, i feel sorry for the poor girl, all you nutcases doing nothing all day but look up pictures of her and post junk like this thread on BBs...have -any- of you Portman obsesionists ever had a girlfriend?
I agree, you people are (moderatly) sick.
Post by: Kellan on June 06, 2002, 03:06:06 pm
"Kyle, listen to me. I confess to having stalked you, amd I kept the space-trash you threw out - every bit of it. Why, you might ask. Am I mad? Well, Kyle, the only madness I am suffering is the madness of love. The madness of infatuation...with you.
And please please please marry meeeeeee!!!!"
Anyway, that frankly :eek: inducing (and :wtf: inducing too, no doubt) message was brought to you by the voice in my head that says "bibble". It wasn't me.
But as you can see, Desann does not behave in the same way as Ten of Twelve. :D
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 06, 2002, 03:25:28 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Razor
Britney Spears? Oh come on, she sucks
Yes she does suck, but she sucks two ways. One is gooooodddd, and the other is bad. If you know what I mean. hehe;7
Ok, who would bang the **** out of her(Natalie Portman) if she jumped on you butt naked!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! We gotta bring this to a vote. Hypathetically speaking since we all know there is no way you can defeat the darkness of KillMeNow.
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 06, 2002, 03:28:02 pm
Post by: Kellan on June 06, 2002, 03:30:32 pm
Cheat. :p
Post by: beatspete on June 06, 2002, 03:41:59 pm
Post by: LtNarol on June 06, 2002, 03:47:10 pm
Quote
Originally posted by beatspeteI'll second that one. You guys seriously need to get a life.
My vote is: she's a pretty girl, have some respect.
Post by: Razor on June 06, 2002, 03:54:08 pm
Quote
Originally posted by beatspete
My vote is: she's a pretty girl, have some respect.
Who Britney Spears?
Runs...searches the web, finds pics, "Yeah got it!"
*Laughs out loud* :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah I just had the crazyest thought. Immagine Britney Spears playing the roll of Tavion, holding the lightsaber and starts to sing. Kyle: Stop singing.
*Britney ignites her saber.* Yeah, I know I've been playing this game too much haven't I?
Post by: Razor on June 06, 2002, 03:56:45 pm
Quote
Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
Yes she does suck, but she sucks two ways. One is gooooodddd, and the other is bad. If you know what I mean. hehe;7
Hm I better ask that annoying 9 year old kid that lives next door to explain that to me.
Oh come on give me a brake! I got it! What did you think? That I fell off an apple tree yesterday?
Boy, I am underestimated here!
Post by: Razor on June 06, 2002, 03:58:59 pm
Quote
Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
Ok, who would bang the **** out of her(Natalie Portman) if she jumped on you butt naked!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! We gotta bring this to a vote. Hypathetically speaking since we all know there is no way you can defeat the darkness of KillMeNow.
I would say: You desire this woman? Come, take her!
*ignites saber*
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 06, 2002, 04:00:16 pm
Quote
Originally posted by beatspete
My vote is: she's a pretty girl, have some respect.
Ummm no, We are for the Search and Destroy method. If you ever seen that movie Magnolia you will know what I mean.
This is all in fun, I don't think she gives a **** about us computer geeks anyways so...:p
Post by: KillMeNow on June 06, 2002, 04:45:22 pm
only now at the end do you understand
Post by: Knight Templar on June 06, 2002, 05:12:45 pm
Post by: wEvil on June 06, 2002, 05:58:11 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Kellan
Really? My computer argues with me all the time - 3 times today, in fact. I had to press the big restart button, and you know how I hate doing that... :shaking:
She just needs some lurve...
:headz:
wait, no...thats wrong....errr...
:rolleyes:
:nervous:
Post by: Martinus on June 06, 2002, 06:09:57 pm
Quote
Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
Yes she does suck, but she sucks two ways. One is gooooodddd, and the other is bad. If you know what I mean. hehe;7
Ok, who would bang the **** out of her(Natalie Portman) if she jumped on you butt naked!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! We gotta bring this to a vote. Hypathetically speaking since we all know there is no way you can defeat the darkness of KillMeNow.
I sense a disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices cried out "shut up you muppet" and were suddenly silenced.
Please keep your wacko fantasies to yourself, this is both childish and an excellent example of bad grammar and spelling. Actually, the fact that you spelled hypothetically 'hypathetically' is somewhat apt.
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 06, 2002, 06:15:25 pm
Can't a guy have a break for having a typo?
*Runs back to watch KillMeNow kill Razor*
*Munches on Popcorn*
*Grabs a Coke*
Hit the Print Screen button for a Screen Shot.
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 06, 2002, 06:18:18 pm
She's more of a pity bang. :D
And she really compared Episode II to Gone With the Wind? I guess I get practice for that lifting-one-eyebrow-while-the-other-stays-in-the-same-place thing... even though both were overrated I mean, really.:rolleyes:
Post by: Grey Wolf on June 06, 2002, 07:25:02 pm
:Uses force powers to strangle everyone posting pics:
:Begins thread self-destruct sequence:
:Cuts off own head with lightsabre:
Post by: Thorn on June 06, 2002, 07:50:05 pm
She is attractive, I'll give you that, but even if she was the most beautiful woman on the planet, I wouldnt touch her with a 40 foot pole if she was a *****...
And Razor... DONT QUOTE THE WHOLE ****ING POST!!! If theres pics in it, edit em out... I hate having to scroll past em twice...
Post by: KillMeNow on June 06, 2002, 08:17:31 pm
Post by: Grey Wolf on June 06, 2002, 08:21:34 pm
Post by: KillMeNow on June 06, 2002, 08:24:48 pm
Post by: Mr. Vega on June 06, 2002, 09:29:58 pm
And thus, I summon my Vasudan Attack Fishes to eat the sickoes:D
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 06, 2002, 09:38:24 pm
*Gets Sad*
*Throws Popcorn Down*
*Returns to Scooping Doggie Poop and Playing Ghost Recon*
Post by: Mr. Vega on June 06, 2002, 09:43:19 pm
Quote
Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
*Returns to [l]Scooping Doggie Poop[/l] Playing Ghost Recon:yes:
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 06, 2002, 09:51:44 pm
Post by: CP5670 on June 06, 2002, 10:15:52 pm
Now this right here is real beauty:
Some nested radicals and continued fractions:
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/procyon/misc/Image3.gif)
Wave equation:
(http://mathworld.wolfram.com/p1img984.gif)
Spherical coordinate parametric/vector Laplacian:
(http://mathworld.wolfram.com/s2img1527.gif)
;7
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 06, 2002, 10:27:51 pm
Post by: LtNarol on June 06, 2002, 11:04:29 pm
Quote
Originally posted by CP5670can we say: MATH NERD!
bah, that is one ugly ugly object, but I couldn't care less if she looked like a monkey if she actually possessed any scrap of intelligence. :p
Now this right here is real beauty:
Some nested radicals and continued fractions:
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/procyon/misc/Image3.gif)
Wave equation:
(http://mathworld.wolfram.com/p1img984.gif)
Spherical coordinate parametric/vector Laplacian:
(http://mathworld.wolfram.com/s2img1527.gif)
;7
:p (j/k)
Post by: Knight Templar on June 07, 2002, 12:20:01 am
Post by: Fineus on June 07, 2002, 01:43:20 am
Post by: Razor on June 07, 2002, 02:03:04 am
Quote
Originally posted by KillMeNow
ignites death star scale lightsaber -
only now at the end do you understand
Hey if you wanna be an evil emperor, at least be fair about it. You can't have a death star size lightsaber.
Boy, you really are seduced by the darkside. Consumed you it has, forever will it domminate your desitiny.
Well I am true to the lightside. :D
Post by: Shrike on June 07, 2002, 02:45:14 am
Quote
Originally posted by CP5670(http://newbie.tscentral.net/images/Attention2.jpg)
bah, that is one ugly ugly object, but I couldn't care less if she looked like a monkey if she actually possessed any scrap of intelligence. :p
Now this right here is real beauty:
Some nested radicals and continued fractions:
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/procyon/misc/Image3.gif)
Wave equation:
(http://mathworld.wolfram.com/p1img984.gif)
Spherical coordinate parametric/vector Laplacian:
(http://mathworld.wolfram.com/s2img1527.gif)
;7
Post by: Vortex on June 07, 2002, 03:08:09 am
Post by: Razor on June 07, 2002, 07:04:13 am
Wake up guys! There is a world around you! Look at the life, look at the girls before you become sorry like I am :(
Post by: Thorn on June 07, 2002, 07:39:06 am
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 07, 2002, 08:59:30 am
Post by: Thorn on June 07, 2002, 09:02:04 am
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 07, 2002, 09:07:18 am
*Drinks 6 beers*
Woah! She's hott.:jaw:
;7
Post by: NeoHunter on June 07, 2002, 09:08:11 am
Is she reading this forum???:D
Post by: Thorn on June 07, 2002, 09:14:03 am
Post by: NeoHunter on June 07, 2002, 09:19:32 am
Unlike somebody...:rolleyes::lol:
Post by: Thorn on June 07, 2002, 09:29:30 am
bleh...
Post by: Kellan on June 07, 2002, 09:30:50 am
Post by: Thorn on June 07, 2002, 09:33:10 am
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Originally posted by Kellan
This is the most hormonal thread EVAR. :p
Well.. what do you expect from a bunch of hormonal teenagers?
Post by: Kellan on June 07, 2002, 09:41:16 am
Post by: Redfang on June 07, 2002, 09:45:59 am
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Originally posted by Thorn
She is attractive, I'll give you that, but even if she was the most beautiful woman on the planet, I wouldnt touch her with a 40 foot pole if she was a *****...
:nod::yes:
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Originally posted by LtNarol
can we say: MATH NERD!
:p (j/k)
:wtf: He is... seriously. That's not a joke, ask CP. :D
Also, I'm a bit better, I don't search the net for pictures of you know who... :p
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
Ewww there is somebody's 80 year old grandmother. :shaking:
*Drinks 6 beers*
Woah! She's hott. :jaw:
;7
:lol:
Post by: Razor on June 07, 2002, 11:03:40 am
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Originally posted by Thorn
Rawr....
She is attractive, I'll give you that, but even if she was the most beautiful woman on the planet, I wouldnt touch her with a 40 foot pole if she was a *****...
And Razor... DONT QUOTE THE WHOLE ****ING POST!!! If theres pics in it, edit em out... I hate having to scroll past em twice...
When was the last time you visited "The Cooler"™?
Post by: Razor on June 07, 2002, 11:08:50 am
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
But Mother always told me to say what was on my mind.
Can't a guy have a break for having a typo?
*Runs back to watch KillMeNow kill Razor*
Kill me? You have been eating too much floor dust lately. Well he is the Dark Emperor. No wait am I supposed to scream in pain when now, in the end, I understand.
Post by: Razor on June 07, 2002, 11:11:04 am
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Originally posted by LtNarol
can we say: MATH NERD!
:p (j/k)
That is the weekest expression of the year.
Post by: an0n on June 07, 2002, 11:24:50 am
Post by: CP5670 on June 07, 2002, 11:28:07 am
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You and I are the only ones who can be trusted to control ourselves. Therefore, I think that we should run the world. Or at least the United States...
So then am I the think-tank "theoretician" or something? :D
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Wake up guys! There is a world around you! Look at the life, look at the girls before you become sorry like I am
But there is a whole world outside that world, and that is what we are looking at! This is the universe, not the stupid "life," and that operates on math! So wake up and see outside this "life!" ;7 :D
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http://newbie.tscentral.net/images/Attention2.jpg
Ah! So that means that every contrarian in the world is an "attention whore!" (whatever that means) Therefore, Galileo, Einstein, Godel, Hardy, Marx and a bunch of these other guys were all "attention whores" too! :D :D
btw what is an "attention whore" anyway? it's not in any dictionary I have seen...
Post by: Kellan on June 07, 2002, 11:49:07 am
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Originally posted by CP5670
So then am I the think-tank "theoretician" or something?
Yes. You are our *****. You see, it's not the geeks that shall inherit the Earth - they just get to work for the people who do, rather than being purged. :D
But mainly I didn't mention you 'cause you weren't postng much.
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btw what is an "attention whore" anyway? it's not in any dictionary I have seen...[/B]
I don't think you'll find much modern slang in a dictionary yet. They usually take a few years to catch up, by which time of course slang has moved on and the dictionaries can be ridiculed for being so 2002 (now there's an out-of-date expression) or something. :p
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 07, 2002, 11:51:16 am
Post by: Kellan on June 07, 2002, 11:53:15 am
Post by: an0n on June 07, 2002, 11:55:47 am
Post by: Kellan on June 07, 2002, 12:00:50 pm
I don't know why you said that...though I can think of much, much worse. So bad that I can't post it here for fear of being killed. :headz:
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 07, 2002, 12:25:00 pm
Post by: CP5670 on June 07, 2002, 12:40:44 pm
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Yes. You are our *****. You see, it's not the geeks that shall inherit the Earth - they just get to work for the people who do, rather than being purged. :D
:D Ah I see, but since they are the lifeblood of the effort, they get to indirectly control everything from behind the scenes while having the leaders as their puppets; nobody knows that they are the ones who are really running the show, so it also creates some secrecy there. ;7
Post by: beatspete on June 07, 2002, 01:16:02 pm
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Originally posted by NeoHunter
Unlike somebody...:rolleyes::lol:
[j/k] I thought she was 21. [j/k]
Anyway, judging from this topic, most of HLP seems to be made up of boys. Actually i would put a small amount money on there not being one girl on this board.
Origionally posted by Kellan
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though I can think of much, much worse. So bad that I can't post it here for fear of being killed. [/B]
I know exactly what your thinking, and yes, we would get banned for sayying it...
Hmmm, after a few beers (or more... lets say 6, plus 4 shots each of vodka and whiskey (that was a mistake)) is it that every girl seems more attractive, or do your standards just lower.
Similar effect, but important none the less.
pete
Post by: CP5670 on June 07, 2002, 01:20:20 pm
Post by: Redfang on June 07, 2002, 01:25:43 pm
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Originally posted by beatspete
Anyway, judging from this topic, most of HLP seems to be made up of boys. Actually i would put a small amount money on there not being one girl on this board.
:wtf: How could that be? An internet gaming (and other stuff, like art) community is mostly made up of boys? :eek2:
Don't know if there are girls at the moment here, but there have been some...
Edit: Delphinia is an admin, and a girl. :p Don't know how active she is, at least she hasn't posted for a while. But maybe she is doing other admin things.
Post by: beatspete on June 07, 2002, 01:29:52 pm
hmm. I just asume the people behind the screennames are boys, dunno why.
Post by: Redfang on June 07, 2002, 01:36:04 pm
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Originally posted by beatspete
Im sure i saw, where it says the newest member, Bobaou's sister, that was about a week ago.
hmm. I just asume the people behind the screennames are boys, dunno why.
Yeah, sometimes boys use names like that, but I do believe it was really Bobboau's sister. She posted in the religion thread. :)
And icespeed is also a girl, though she hasn't posted for a while.
Post by: Thorn on June 07, 2002, 01:41:48 pm
Post by: Kellan on June 07, 2002, 02:29:49 pm
Post by: Grey Wolf on June 07, 2002, 02:36:58 pm
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Originally posted by KillMeNowHmmm.... Cobalt said you had access :confused:
i still not go acesss- but while ont eh subject are the models in lwo format? if not i will jsut have to use normla ones if i can find them
BTW, they're all in POF....
Post by: Grey Wolf on June 07, 2002, 02:44:09 pm
Post by: Zeronet on June 07, 2002, 02:45:56 pm
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Originally posted by Kellan
Wow, looks like I've come up with a way to sum up the entire membership of the HLPBB. :)
You wouldnt dare, no no!
Post by: Razor on June 07, 2002, 03:13:49 pm
Oh my head!!!!!
Post by: Stunaep on June 08, 2002, 07:10:07 am
Post by: Ulundel on June 08, 2002, 08:23:28 am
don't even think about it
Post by: CP5670 on June 08, 2002, 08:48:08 am
As long as I get my math equations. ;7
Post by: Ulundel on June 08, 2002, 08:57:53 am
Post by: Stunaep on June 08, 2002, 08:59:44 am
*runs in fear or reasons, CP is about to post*
Post by: Vortex on June 08, 2002, 10:05:33 am
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 08, 2002, 12:19:48 pm
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 01:03:48 pm
Post by: Fineus on June 08, 2002, 01:21:00 pm
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 01:42:19 pm
Ooooh. Powerful (http://www.fattonys.com/images/andromedabig.jpg)
Post by: Stunaep on June 08, 2002, 01:45:50 pm
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
Ok ok...can we settle for Denise Richards?
oh yeah.... IMHO, she should have played in the Tomb Raider movie. I mean, look at her in Bond 19. :jaw:
Post by: Razor on June 08, 2002, 02:06:57 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
*drools* (http://www.fattonys.com/images/grrr.jpg)[/u][/url] <------- It's a pic link :eek: !
Ooooh. Powerful (http://www.fattonys.com/images/andromedabig.jpg) [/B]
OH man she's good. :jaw: :jaw:
By the way, math sucks like a sucker and if I had to choose between math and one hot babe, well I am sure I wouldn't choose to be a math geek even if someone gives me a real working lightsaber. :D
Hm looks like KillMeNow lost the duel. Poor guy. He must be depressed.
Post by: TheCelestialOne on June 08, 2002, 02:34:19 pm
(http://www.dryade.nl/BOTI/babes/g_verbaan/verbaan05.jpg)
(http://www.dryade.nl/BOTI/babes/g_verbaan/verbaan04.jpg)
You probably don't know her... A Dutch celeb.
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 02:35:31 pm
Post by: TheCelestialOne on June 08, 2002, 02:36:32 pm
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 02:38:12 pm
Post by: Razor on June 08, 2002, 04:52:10 pm
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 04:53:05 pm
BRAINS!
[wanders off]
Post by: Razor on June 08, 2002, 04:56:08 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
[leans into topic, grabs Razor, and eats his brain]
BRAINS!
[wanders off]
Hey check the signature. One smiley is worth more than a thousond words.
Oh, and if you need a brain ( which you undobtedly don't have), why don't you get yourself a new one?
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 04:57:34 pm
*sits merrily chewing Ten's brains before staggering off for some space-crack*
Improved flavour. Gnamnahwmna
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 04:58:20 pm
[wonders vaguely why nothing has changed after his brain has been eaten]
:p
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 04:59:31 pm
[slurping and chewing sounds emerge from outside]
Post by: beatspete on June 08, 2002, 04:59:39 pm
Anyway, this seems as good a place to unveil it as any:
I present to you
THE GREAT HLP CAN OF JUSTICE
(http://www.spamtownusa.com/spamjam/spam.jpg)
Could do with some sort of face drawn on it, but it has a lot of potential as an aid to the Hammer Of Justice.
pete
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:01:00 pm
BRAINS!
[does that zombie thang, rather messily]
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 05:01:33 pm
~-=! Deniiiiiisssse !=-~
*hears a snapping sound as Codedog leaves the thread*
*mauls beatspete*
~-=! Spaaaaammmm !=-~
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:03:19 pm
Grnm... some... left... think... mrfl.
[finds a curly straw, inserts in beatspete's head, and tries again]
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 05:04:47 pm
~-=! Braiiiinnnss !=-~
*cracks open Cels skull and chows down*
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 08, 2002, 05:05:14 pm
*whacks Anon over the head*
*Grabs Denise*
Don't even try it Stryke...You won't find a brain in there.
Post by: Stunaep on June 08, 2002, 05:05:33 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
[grabs Stunaep and drags him off screaming into the night]
[slurping and chewing sounds emerge from outside]
I do not scream. that is not honorable.
Besides, chicks don't dig that. :p
BTW, was there a point in scrapping out my brains, or was it a random guess.
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 05:07:13 pm
~-=! People dead, too articulate. Gnarmrurmrn. Need braaaaaiiinnnnsss. !=-~
*goes to look for Mik*
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:07:45 pm
Grnnn... You're... riiighgnagn...
[kicks Codedog out of topic, and watches him fall into the SquadWar forum]
Ghhh... wasting...my... valuable time... grhgrnorfr
[shambles off]
Post by: beatspete on June 08, 2002, 05:10:04 pm
(http://www.spamtownusa.com/spamjam/spam.jpg)
Don't wear it out children.
Post by: Razor on June 08, 2002, 05:10:55 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
*looks puzzled*
~-=! People dead, too articulate. Gnarmrurmrn. Need braaaaaiiinnnnsss. !=-~
*goes to look for Mik*
*Recovers after the battle with the evil KillMeNow, force pulls lightsaber, looks at poor people and brain eaters, ignites lightsaber and charges towards zombies*
The saga continues....
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 05:11:20 pm
*gnaws on beatspete's bones before he can reanimate*
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:12:15 pm
[extends arm, and smacks lightsaber out of Razor's hand]
[has a second try at eating Razor's brains and zombifying him, this one successful]
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 05:13:52 pm
~-=! AAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! !=-~
*pulls out Razors tongue and sews it into mouth*
Post by: TheCelestialOne on June 08, 2002, 05:13:53 pm
*walks away sobbing and feeling light headed*
Post by: Razor on June 08, 2002, 05:15:19 pm
You know stryke, I believe BRAIN EATER as status would suite you much better.
And don't be stupid. You know we ( Jedi Knights) can pull the weapon back. Boy, how stupid can you get. :rolleyes:
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:15:30 pm
[tries walking, and falls over]
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 08, 2002, 05:16:40 pm
*Holds up prize*
Behold!!!!! Now stare peons!!!!!
(http://images.allposters.com/images/77/039_42685.jpg)
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 05:16:45 pm
~-=! Hehe. Keep Razor bizy !=-~
*goes to find some more non-Jedi brains and befoul the DR pic*
Post by: TheCelestialOne on June 08, 2002, 05:17:12 pm
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:17:23 pm
Can't if your head is busted open while you're trying. Certainly can't if you're a zombie. Voodoo and Jedi magic don't mix- you'd probably explode messily if you tried.
Grrogh. Nodn... Frsssh...
[looks around for some more brains]
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:18:52 pm
[slams thread door, but lacks motor skills to lock it. Instead, bars it with someone's torso]
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 08, 2002, 05:19:56 pm
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 05:21:00 pm
Post by: TheCelestialOne on June 08, 2002, 05:21:11 pm
*walks away from squad war thread*
Post by: Razor on June 08, 2002, 05:21:24 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
*hundreds of corpses rise from the ground and grab Razor*
~-=! Hehe. Keep Razor bizy !=-~
*goes to find some more non-Jedi brains and befoul the DR pic*
Silly fool!
Sends a devastating force lightning attack that hurles over the brain hungry zombies crushing them and bringing them to their knees.
Force grips Stryke and mooves him over a hole where he came out from.
And CODEDOG, thanks for your assistance.
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 05:21:51 pm
*hobbles away*
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 08, 2002, 05:21:55 pm
Now stare at DENISE!!!!!
(http://images.allposters.com/images/77/039_42685.jpg)
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:22:01 pm
[chases after CodeDog]
Post by: TheCelestialOne on June 08, 2002, 05:23:29 pm
*sees stryke searching for head*
Post by: beatspete on June 08, 2002, 05:23:41 pm
- words from beyond the (brain eaten) grave.
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:24:21 pm
[sics on traitor zombie Razor]
[Goat pins down Razor, sticks nose into ear, and vomits Ari Fleischer's brain into his head as punishment]
[Finds head and sticks it back on, but the beanie has come off]
HROOOOOOGH!
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 08, 2002, 05:24:24 pm
LOOK I TELL YOU LOOK!!!!!
(http://images.allposters.com/images/77/039_42685.jpg)
Post by: TheCelestialOne on June 08, 2002, 05:25:38 pm
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:26:40 pm
NEED BRAINS!
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 08, 2002, 05:27:31 pm
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 05:28:49 pm
(http://www.fattonys.com/images/facesnoglow.jpg)
[/distraction]
*mauls Denise Richards, tearing her clothes in the process*
*carefully open the back of her head in order to preserve face and mouth (;7) and sucks out her sexy brains*
~-=! Mmmmm. Sexual brains !=-~
*mauls everyone within mauling distance and eats brains*
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 08, 2002, 05:29:37 pm
*continues to beat Stryke over head with "third leg"*
Post by: beatspete on June 08, 2002, 05:29:39 pm
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
LOOK I TELL YOU LOOK!!!!!
(picture of denise richards)
Im looking but its not doing anything. Maybee its broken.
.... oh look its fixed now.
(http://www.natalieportman.com/newsite/dazza/chi-Natalie_Portman-20000421-EW02.jpg)
aint that better?
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:29:45 pm
Post by: Razor on June 08, 2002, 05:30:25 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
[uses voodoo aura to reanimate Dead Frozen Goat of Justice]
[sics on traitor zombie Razor]
[Goat pins down Razor, sticks nose into ear, and vomits Ari Fleischer's brain into his head as punishment]
[Finds head and sticks it back on, but the beanie has come off]
HROOOOOOGH!
:wtf:
By the way, I am no zombie and never was.
Throws Stryke into the untimely demise using force grip. Looks down and crosses Strykes name on the list of zombies to eliminate.
Face it, you can not defeat the Jedi with the Force as his ally.
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 08, 2002, 05:31:31 pm
*Keeps on whacking*
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:32:27 pm
[arm bursts out of ground, grabbing Razor and dragging him deep underground]
[wheen he's good and all but under, Stryke emerges from nearby pit and kicks his head repeatedly]
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 05:32:38 pm
~-=! Mmmmmm. Supersticiouslicious !=-~
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:38:24 pm
[finding nothing but drooling zombies, plants post in forum and sticks someone's head on it to declare victory]
[makes camapign promise of brains and giblets]
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 05:39:40 pm
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 08, 2002, 05:40:27 pm
Look who's got your mojo now sonny JIM!!!!!
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:41:19 pm
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 05:42:08 pm
Post by: Razor on June 08, 2002, 05:42:44 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Force not work against Voodoo. Voodoo not work against Force. Cannot kill zombie too easy, either.
[arm bursts out of ground, grabbing Razor and dragging him deep underground]
[wheen he's good and all but under, Stryke emerges from nearby pit and kicks his head repeatedly]
Force pulls the lightsaber, cuts off Strykes arm. Stryke screams in pain.
Your zombie ways can not possibly defeat us. Give up and surrender. Resistance is futile!
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 08, 2002, 05:43:25 pm
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 05:43:34 pm
~-=! Huh...Huh. Snake eyes. !=-~
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:44:13 pm
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. AND YOUR BRAIN EATEN.
*beep* *boop*
[strikes Razor down with laser]
Post by: Thorn on June 08, 2002, 05:45:15 pm
*sees Razor*
GAH! Even worse! Jedi wannabes!
*pulls a shotgun and starts unloading shells into Razor's chest"
Post by: Razor on June 08, 2002, 05:45:46 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
*makes sick, twisted, necrotic love to Natalie Portman and Lexa Doig*
No wonder you are a zombie.
Hey am I the only Jedi here fighting this evil?
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 05:46:02 pm
~-=! Much to learn in the ways of the undead you have. Mmmmmmm. Braaaaiiiinnnsss !=-~
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 08, 2002, 05:46:06 pm
Post by: CP5670 on June 08, 2002, 05:46:42 pm
*goes back into mathematica*
BTW I am ready to bet money that this will be locked when Thunder gets here. :D
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 08, 2002, 05:46:49 pm
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Originally posted by Razor
No wonder you are a zombie.
Hey am I the only Jedi here fighting this evil?
You have a Sith helping you.
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 08, 2002, 05:47:57 pm
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Originally posted by CP5670
argh...these disgusting biological aberrations are coming up all over the place... :p
*goes back into mathematica*
BTW I am ready to bet money that this will be locked when Thunder gets here. :D
But of course...
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:48:02 pm
[tears left arm off, sticks shotgun in stump, and starts firing away]
[blasts CodeDog's body off of the rest of him]
Grnhhh... ha... haa... non-zombies... not... put themselves... back together!
Mmmmmggg...
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 05:48:14 pm
*plants the beans and several magic force-zombie claw their way up from the netherworld*
Post by: Razor on June 08, 2002, 05:48:46 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
[Borg land and start assimilating zombies]
YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. AND YOUR BRAIN EATEN.
*beep* *boop*
[strikes Razor down with laser]
You have forgot that the lightsaber can deflect laser shots.
And Thorn, that holds true for shotguns as well.
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 08, 2002, 05:49:22 pm
Now there, this outta straighten you out.;7
Post by: an0n on June 08, 2002, 05:50:39 pm
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Originally posted by CODEDOG ND
*Locks CP in a room with Denise Richards(nude)*
Now there, this outta straighten you out.;7
*laughs upon remembering that DR was made a zombie several posts ago*
~-=! CP screwed. And not in sexual way. !=-~
Post by: Thorn on June 08, 2002, 05:50:43 pm
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Originally posted by Razor
You have forgot that the lightsaber can deflect laser shots.
And Thorn, that holds true for shotguns as well.
Like hell it can.. lessee.. 100 pellets scattered over your entire torso, all at once.... one 1 inch thick lightsabre.... hmm... I win...
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 08, 2002, 05:50:47 pm
Post by: Shrike on June 08, 2002, 05:51:01 pm