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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: samiam on April 04, 2012, 04:08:47 pm
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worse... or better?
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trying to care:
attempt failed. terminating process.
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Today I'm going to talk to you about US manufacturing competitiveness. Or rather, I'm going to point you all toward an absurd internet article, get banned, and watch you guys duke it out behind seven proxies.
In reality, though, you're going to watch us not care. :)
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(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SDTI3ndhTOo/TKgnQJbxnRI/AAAAAAAAAAw/uG4McmL9OoA/s1600/Tealdeer.gif)
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This thread is now about LordPomposity's teal deer. :yes:
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Nuke will be preparing some oddly colored venison for us tonight, don't eat too much junk food.
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well when i cook things on my 50 megatun bbq grill, everything always comes out the same color.
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This thread is now about LordPomposity's teal deer. :yes:
This deer is poorly camoflaged for its surroundings! Cull it from the gene pool, before it breeds!
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That's perfect. Just the right amount of absurdity. :D
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At least you'd be able to see the bastard at night before you hit it.
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This deer is poorly camoflaged for its surroundings! Cull it from the gene pool, before it breeds!
Given deer overpopulation, maybe that wouldn't be a bad thing. Besides, who knows, maybe it's a recessive trait.
Although I think the overpopulation is largely caused by people eliminating their natural predators, so it might not make a difference. :doubt:
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This deer is poorly camoflaged for its surroundings!
Are you ****ting me? It's surrounded by other tldr.
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The deer's showiness brags of its fitness to any potential mate. 'I'm so bad,' it says, 'I don't need camouflage. I'm the baddest deer in town. **** me. Have my babies.'
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INVERTED DEER IS BEST DEER
(http://i.imgur.com/f99SL.gif)
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deer are rather stupid. i mean apparently raising a gun up and taking aim isnt a very aggressive gesture in their eyes. they wont get spooked at all. it doesnt realize whats going on until they hear a bang and feel a bullet sever their spine in two. of course by then its impossible to react. so when i return home wearing its liver as a hat, and its tied to front of my four wheeler, i can really appreciate my superior intellect.
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deer are rather stupid. i mean apparently raising a gun up and taking aim isnt a very aggressive gesture in their eyes. they wont get spooked at all. it doesnt realize whats going on until they hear a bang and feel a bullet sever their spine in two. of course by then its impossible to react. so when i return home wearing its liver as a hat, and its tied to front of my four wheeler, i can really appreciate my superior intellect.
You have exceptionally stupid deer, since the ones I remember would react to any sort of motion performed at better than a millimeter a second.
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our deer are some kind of stunted mutant introduced species. at least thats the story i hear from other hunters.
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It always amazes me how the species can't seem to figure out that an area frequented by big loud fast-moving objects with bright lights on the front is maybe something they want to stay away from.
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The only places i've seen wild animals of all kind actually avoid are native villages. A moose, deer, bear, etc. know better than to step into a village since it will entail a guarantee of food for the villagers.
Wild animals in most other inhabited areas of alaska are way too comfy. A lot of animals are intelligent (excluding deer and tree rats). It's all just a problem of not enough and even requiring similar intelligence to us for staying away from roads with the loud fast moving objects/monsters.
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The deer on my campus will stand out in broad daylight and graze in front of passerby on a busy sidewalk.