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Title: Al Qaeda Affiliate Posts Bounty on President Obama and H. Clinton
Post by: BloodEagle on June 09, 2012, 10:06:50 pm
http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/al-qaeda-offshoot-offers-camels-obamas-head-hens/story?id=16532671

Quote from: tfa
"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton will be rewarded with 10 camels for the information leading to Obama and 10 hens and 10 cocks for Hillary," said senior Shabaab commander Fuad Mohamed Khalaf in a statement reported on numerous websites.

Cross-cultural humor is the bomb.  :P
Title: Re: Al Qaeda Affiliate Posts Bounty on President Obama and H. Clinton
Post by: karajorma on June 09, 2012, 10:11:41 pm
Hang on a sec, Al Qaeda have a sense of humour? :p


Also
Quote
"They already did that by offering camels for the head of Prophet Mohammed, and $5 million is equivalent to 200 camels today."

Where you get camel from? I get you cheaper.
Title: Re: Al Qaeda Affiliate Posts Bounty on President Obama and H. Clinton
Post by: Flipside on June 09, 2012, 11:22:59 pm
Oooh! Oooh! I know this one!

I wonder if I have to pay for postage? ;)
Title: Re: Al Qaeda Affiliate Posts Bounty on President Obama and H. Clinton
Post by: yuezhi on June 10, 2012, 12:19:59 am
make it 10 virgins instead and it deal. ;)
Title: Re: Al Qaeda Affiliate Posts Bounty on President Obama and H. Clinton
Post by: Redstreblo on June 10, 2012, 12:47:28 am
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"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton ...

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, DC 20500

Duh  :wtf:

Title: Re: Al Qaeda Affiliate Posts Bounty on President Obama and H. Clinton
Post by: Cyborg17 on June 10, 2012, 12:53:24 am
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, DC 20500

Duh  :wtf:

How would you like your camels?
Title: Re: Al Qaeda Affiliate Posts Bounty on President Obama and H. Clinton
Post by: LordMelvin on June 10, 2012, 01:05:28 am
I've been meaning to get some chickens to scratch around in the back yard, and provide offspring which I can then devour... is 'Chappaqua, NY' close enough for Secretary Clinton's address?
Title: Re: Al Qaeda Affiliate Posts Bounty on President Obama and H. Clinton
Post by: karajorma on June 10, 2012, 01:11:06 am
There's a joke in this somewhere about Hilary Clinton and a lot of cocks but I just can't quite put my finger on it. :p

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, DC 20500

Duh  :wtf:

Yeah but by that logic I can claim the $5m on Fuad Mohamed Khalaf.

Where is he? He's on your Internetz, trolling your presidentz. :p
Title: Re: Al Qaeda Affiliate Posts Bounty on President Obama and H. Clinton
Post by: NGTM-1R on June 10, 2012, 10:48:41 am
Twenty acres and a mule.
Title: Re: Al Qaeda Affiliate Posts Bounty on President Obama and H. Clinton
Post by: BlueFlames on June 10, 2012, 01:52:41 pm
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"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton ...

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, DC 20500

Duh  :wtf:

Actually, given that it's an election year, that's not the safest bet.  I'd look for Obama at public speaking events in Ohio, Virginia, and Florida, with maybe an odd stop in Colorado and Nevada.

You're on your own mapping out the Secret Service coverage of whatever venues at which Obama appears, though.
Title: Re: Al Qaeda Affiliate Posts Bounty on President Obama and H. Clinton
Post by: yuezhi on June 11, 2012, 12:38:38 am
The bounty is from Somalia, right? i doubt the chickens are worth it since that place is getting hit by famine on an annual basis.
Title: Re: Al Qaeda Affiliate Posts Bounty on President Obama and H. Clinton
Post by: S-99 on June 22, 2012, 05:18:58 pm
Promise something people can't refuse. A pre-loaded ipod.
Title: Re: Al Qaeda Affiliate Posts Bounty on President Obama and H. Clinton
Post by: Dragon on June 22, 2012, 05:32:17 pm
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"Anyone who helps the Mujahideen find the whereabouts of Obama and Hillary Clinton ...

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, DC 20500

Duh  :wtf:

Actually, given that it's an election year, that's not the safest bet.  I'd look for Obama at public speaking events in Ohio, Virginia, and Florida, with maybe an odd stop in Colorado and Nevada.

You're on your own mapping out the Secret Service coverage of whatever venues at which Obama appears, though.
Not to mention since it's an election year, this may not even stay true for long. You might soon find Romney or some other GOP candidate in there (OK, looking at the latest statistics, it's not likely, but still might happen). :)