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Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: mikhael on June 12, 2002, 10:55:51 am
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Didn't Capella University go under a few years back? Something about a big explosion?
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: Fineus on June 12, 2002, 11:02:40 am
It's those damn lab experiments... they were always a bad idea :lol:

As a completely (almost) unrelated matter - this reminds me of the time dad made mustard gas in science class one time... ah the good old days of education...
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: Zeronet on June 12, 2002, 11:23:53 am
Has anyone actually ever followed one of those links?
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: LtNarol on June 12, 2002, 11:24:48 am
heh, thats what we call "Public Education"
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: mikhael on June 12, 2002, 11:32:58 am
Talk about distance education. Do you think I can rent a subspace capable ship to get there each day?
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: Styxx on June 12, 2002, 12:49:23 pm
It doesn't matter, the nodes are blocked f00! :D
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: wEvil on June 12, 2002, 01:04:37 pm
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Originally posted by Styxx
It doesn't matter, the nodes are blocked f00! :D


I'll just get my pipe cleaner out then, shall I and unblock them? ;)
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: Kellan on June 12, 2002, 01:36:10 pm
No, then the Dean, Prinicipal and more evil Professors will attack us! They've got 3 legs, 2 arms, multiple compound eyes and they travel around in red/black hot-rods! :shaking:

Be on the lookout for them. :nervous:
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: Ace on June 12, 2002, 01:58:56 pm
Don't forget the built in organic plasma cannons :sigh: or the energy-blades :jaw:
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Post by: Kellan on June 12, 2002, 02:07:11 pm
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Originally posted by Ace
Don't forget the built in organic plasma cannons :sigh: or the energy-blades :jaw:


Yeah, I don't think that I'll be going to Capella university then. Nottingham just sounds so much...safer. :p
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: Thorn on June 12, 2002, 06:53:36 pm
The University of Vasuda is accepting applications....
Terrans welcome! *heh* *heh heh*
*attempts to hide a ridiculously huge meat cleaver behind his back*
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 12, 2002, 07:07:26 pm
Should I be disturbed that none of this is really funny?

EDIT: ...said the guy who invented the Dead Frozen Goat of Justice. Never mind.
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: Thorn on June 12, 2002, 07:12:30 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Should I be disturbed that none of this is really funny?

Yes.... you should... you should go to a monastery and meditate on this.... and then contemplate the meaning of life.... then come back and tell us what you found.... speaking of which.... its time for my "pills"....
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Post by: CP5670 on June 12, 2002, 08:58:24 pm
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and then contemplate the meaning of life


I do this all day. :D ;7
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Post by: Galemp on June 12, 2002, 10:05:06 pm
Those lousy Golgafrinchans. Now we'll never know.

(For those of you who don't understand, be happy you have no great answers you wish to know the questions to.)
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Post by: Stryke 9 on June 12, 2002, 10:12:05 pm
"Pills" indicating that they're really not pills, and only called that? :wtf:

Lousy yerself, if we're relying on that book.:p
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Post by: Blue Lion on June 12, 2002, 10:44:38 pm
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Originally posted by CP5670


I do this all day. :D ;7


 Contemplate it with a girl then, you'll find a pretty good reason
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: Stealth on June 13, 2002, 12:33:51 am
Damn right you'll be there all day!  and chances are sometime during the discussion tears will get involved :rolleyes: :D :cool: :p ;) ;7
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Post by: deep_eyes on June 13, 2002, 09:43:31 am
:confused: :confused: :confused:
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Post by: beatspete on June 13, 2002, 02:45:47 pm
Aww, cappela univesity closed down?  And i was so looking forward to the yearly cappela university/vega college boat race.  They both decorate a corvete with oars sticking out the side (its traditional) then see who can get from one jumpnode to another the fastest.  Its true.:nod:

pete
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: CP5670 on June 13, 2002, 08:33:38 pm
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Contemplate it with a girl then, you'll find a pretty good reason


But I can use my equations instead!

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Damn right you'll be there all day!  and chances are sometime during the discussion tears will get involved :rolleyes: :D :cool: :p ;) ;7


Actually, I think fists are more likely to get involved in my case. :D
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: Blue Lion on June 13, 2002, 10:28:11 pm
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Originally posted by CP5670


But I can use my equations instead!

 


 Find some girl who loves equations and *insert cheesy pun here*
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: WMCoolmon on June 13, 2002, 10:53:14 pm
*Notes off-topicness*
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: Carl on June 14, 2002, 12:11:30 am
off-topicness noted. doesn't warrant thread closure. keep the sexual references to a minimum.

and come to Capella U. we won't hurt you, we promise...
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: Dr.Zer0 on June 14, 2002, 12:14:18 am
is this the Capella Im thinking of, or is it something else...
Title: I just got this in my email...
Post by: Darkage on June 14, 2002, 07:29:54 am
It's all a illusion Cappella is still there, visited my uncle fish head there 2 days ago.