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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Colonol Dekker on September 19, 2012, 03:06:58 am
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Argggh ye scurvy sons of Davy Jones beard!!! Be gettin' to flappin' yer jaws in thee appropriate style begettin' this very r'spectable day.
OR I'LL BREAK YER SKULL AND FEED YER YELLOW LIVER TO TH' ZODS OF TH' DEEP!!
ARGGGHHH!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggb3zeZpibg :warp:
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Do what you want, 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yar har, fiddle di dee,
Being a pirate is all right with me,
Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free,
You are a pirate!
Yo Ho, ahoy and avast,
Being a pirate is really badass!
Hang the black flag at the end of the mast!
You are a pirate!
You are a pirate! - Yay! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os5TXyJlEMc)
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This here day be the christmas of my religion. Dinna spoil it with yer ninja talk, landlubbers.
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were goin down with the ship (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQLubwcQCP0)
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This here day be the christmas of my religion. Dinna spoil it with yer ninja talk, landlubbers.
NINJA!? Where be them cowardly dogs? I'll show them the rusted and jagged edge of me cutlass!
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It be a shame the currs dont be finding the sharp edge of a harpoon up their keel!
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Looted tis 'un off MWT http://youtu.be/aYE17aWU4i4
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaiJE8ndADE
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He lives in a pineapple under the sea,
Square and porous and yellow is he!
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YARR. Why be that scurvy word filter turned off?
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I know not Lad, this be a cause of great concern for us Gee-Dee moderators Ar-hargh.
Old Goob-beard or Blood-Sandwich would be the ones to manifest the wordy magic. But we've seen no hide or hair for at least twenty leagues.
Cough-argh-cough.
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Arr, twenty leagues be a measure of distance, not time, matey.
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Arghhh I be known' that! Hold yer devils tongue! They're last known sighting were in some hellhole with a pair o scrawny wenches and a dozen empty mugs o grog...
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Arr, you be needin' some 'eavy metal!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o05xPuZF2I8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o05xPuZF2I8)
:cool:
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glorious Zodbeard has arrived yarr!
(http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/9598/zodbeard.jpg)
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Yeaargh, that be a fine Zod pirate! Avast ye scurvy dog, let him board our fine vessel!
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Yarrr, I miss ye ol' word filter, and a bottle o' rum. :(
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glorious Zodbeard has arrived yarr!
*slash*
Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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glorious Zodbeard has arrived yarr!
*slash*
Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
My nemesis!! (zodbeard)
LOAD ALL THE PORTSIDE CANNON!!!!!!
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glorious Zodbeard has arrived yarr!
*slash*
Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
My nemesis!! (zodbeard)
LOAD ALL THE PORTSIDE CANNON!!!!!!
Ye spunk scrap spawn of a wench! Oi! Cannoneers! Get 'at the photon beam bombardier up and runnin! 'ets give 'em hell! yarr! bwhah!
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Arr, ready thar rum cannons! We's gonna give 'em a drink 'ta die for! Literally!
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/me strides across the deck of the musty strumpet
AVAST, ON YER FEET!
Waves crash the sides of his solid vessel, the fembot crew rouses and begin to get on with their bid-niz
READY THE RUM-SOAKED WENCH ROUNDS!!!!!!
/me looks across at Zod-beards craft........
YOU ZOD SON-OF-A-WHALE
Lightning and rain hammer the skyline as vessels close the distance between each other, the feeling of imminent conflict is palpable. Dekkers saucy robo-hussies are positively frothing at the bit :nervous: and keen to be about gutting the fish-lovers
FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AYE AYE, CAP'N! AVAST YE SCURVY DOGS
/me fires his cannon
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*From within the depths of the raging storm, a frigate wreathed in hellfire drives through the raging seas towards the stern of Captain Zodbeard's ship*
AVAST YA' SCURVY ZODS, PREPARE FOR BORDING FROM THE REAR!
Fire the keel canons, I want a carpet of claret beneath me boots as I cut down them grog stained, pig haired, shark faced plague boils!
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WHAT DO YA MEAN "WE BURNT ALL THE GUNPOWDER TO MAKE THE FLAMES"?! How're we going to fight this cur, with foul language and haaaaarsh words?
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Captain FireSpawn sends over a semaphore message to Zodbeard
Oi, Zodbeard! You fight like a cow!
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and a new meme is born
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zodbeard.jpg
If this is never used as a headani, then HLP has no hope.
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Would be fantastic for Volition Bravos, though.
/me nudges Axem.