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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: BritishShivans on December 20, 2012, 07:21:51 am
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APOCALYPSE IN APPROXIMATELY 50 MINUTES
GET READY TO LAUGH :drevil:
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APOCALYPSE IN 30 MINUTES
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UPDATE: SANTA HAS BEEN SIGHTED IN CHICAGO, REPEAT: SANTA HAS BEEN SIGHTED. PREPARE FOR CONTACT.
UPDATE: SANTA SHOT DOWN BY PERIMETER TRIPLE AAA, CONTACT NEUTRALIZED.
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19 MINUTES AND COUNTING
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15 MINUTES AND COUNTING
IF YOU AREN'T READY YET, THEN DO SO
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It's not even 8pm (on Dec 20) over here yet you silly people. :p
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10 MINUTES, PEOPLE! 10 MINUTES!
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It's not even 8pm (on Dec 20) over here yet you silly people. :p
We get the apocalypse earlier than you do. It's 11.51 here in 'Straya.
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3 MINUTES
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TWO MINUTES
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1 MINUTE! REPEAT, 1 MINUTE!
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APOCALYPSE HAS BEGUN.
HOSTILES ARE INBOUND.
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COMMENCE OPERATION *REDACTED*
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If the world really ended in his corner, then at least the spamming did too :)
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Oh piss off, I'm trying to have silly fun, not spam. Besides, if you're annoyed by it, why are you even here then?
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dude, you need to use mayan standard time.
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Well, from the looks of it, outside is currently flooded with oreos, and I can't see anything.
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Oh piss off, I'm trying to have silly fun, not spam. Besides, if you're annoyed by it, why are you even here then?
/pokes more fun at BritishShivans :p
Don't be so defensive about your world not having ended? LOL :)
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Well, that confirms it. I just heard the Cookie Monster screaming about cookies. The Cookie Monster is definitely one of the horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Reporting that the sun is apparently rising.
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Cookie Monster left after attacking the Oreos around my house. Heard a bang. Sounds like he took out a building. Will continue to monitor 'Straya. Reports indicate that the sun will develop a face in about 12 hours.
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Reports indicate that the sun will develop a face in about 12 hours.
(http://cdn.walltowatch.com/files/0/0/0/0/00004788.jpg)
Where in Britain are you Mr Shivans?
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Also you can't have the end of the world on your time.
It's gotta be on Maya time. That means UTC -6 probably, tomorrow.
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Well, it's been a fairly disappointing apocalypse here in 'Straya. I don't know if the other states are intact. Good luck, you guys! Maybe your countries will have a more entertaining apocalypse! And remember, the Cookie Monster is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse! :yes:
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Also you can't have the end of the world on your time.
It's gotta be on Maya time. That means UTC -6 probably, tomorrow.
Yeah! That makes me a bit closer to it then. So... ETEW (Estimated Time to End of World) is 12h 44m.
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Also you can't have the end of the world on your time.
It's gotta be on Maya time. That means UTC -6 probably, tomorrow.
Yeah! That makes me a bit closer to it then. So... ETEW (Estimated Time to End of World) is 12h 44m.
Don't get him started again! lol! :)
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(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/75516_10200210917982424_1421690982_n.jpg)
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Dude, you're way early. The Mayans "predicted" an hour as well as a date :P http://countdowntoapocalypse.com/
15h 19 minutes right now.
Also, for the record: lol apocalypse
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hilarious.
that link goes to facebook, side by side with the invitation to a "magical suicide group".
I swear, sometimes I think ppl are crazy.
No wait, I think that all the time.
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Sigtau, you win the thread.
edit: Oops, must have time remaining in my poast
Only 831 minutes remain! AHHH!
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In to think that in 10 hours, I have a driving exam...
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In to think that in 10 hours, I have a driving exam...
Dragon driving a car on the exact same date as the ancient Mayans predicted the end of the world can't be a coincidence.
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Failing driving exam = apocalyptic results?! :shaking:
You'd better ace that exam, bro!
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bad news in pacific northwest america. the fog is getting thicker.
fr33 b33r!!
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Sorry FreeSpaceFreak
This countdown is superior
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? (http://t.co/zWWcwmYW)
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Ok... 21st of December and no single zombie in the area :(
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****. It's rainy and overcast and I can't monitor the approach of Nibiru. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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Play this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
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Well, peeps in 'Merica, you've got your apocalypse coming in about 12 hours. Good luck!
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im ****ing stoked
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im ****ing stoned. 400 minutes remain!~
Assuming Nibiru is approaching on a parabolic trajectory with earth-intersection velocity of 42km/s, then it is now less than a million kilometers away and appears roughly the size of the moon. I can't see it though. Clouds. :( Can anyone see it? Tell me, what can you see...
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Maybe it's made of dark matter (http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-tinfoil.gif)
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If it is, at least we shall get to smell it before we die. ;)
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Well, it's December 21st, Maya time. California seems to still exist. Everyone else check in, have you ended? Do you think maybe they measured to PST or the edge of the date line instead?
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Dude, you're way early. The Mayans "predicted" an hour as well as a date :P http://countdowntoapocalypse.com/
I'm glad that at least one other person out there went with the exact time of the winter solstice, instead of going "LOL MIDNIGHT MAYA TIME ZOMG!!1" :p
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Dude, you're way early. The Mayans "predicted" an hour as well as a date :P http://countdowntoapocalypse.com/
I'm glad that at least one other person out there went with the exact time of the winter solstice, instead of going "LOL MIDNIGHT MAYA TIME ZOMG!!1" :p
Oh so that's what that is! Classy. I thought it was just another time zone, but looking now, it's obviously not. 5 hours then!
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im ****ing stoned. 400 minutes remain!~
Assuming Nibiru is approaching on a parabolic trajectory with earth-intersection velocity of 42km/s, then it is now less than a million kilometers away and appears roughly the size of the moon. I can't see it though. Clouds. :( Can anyone see it? Tell me, what can you see...
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120410032327/tardis/images/d/d5/GallifreyReturns-1-.jpg)
:warp:
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Dude, you're way early. The Mayans "predicted" an hour as well as a date :P http://countdowntoapocalypse.com/
I'm glad that at least one other person out there went with the exact time of the winter solstice, instead of going "LOL MIDNIGHT MAYA TIME ZOMG!!1" :p
Yeah ... hate those people you can't plan their pre-apocalyptic self-induldence to the minute :D
EDIT: while I was posting this we crossed the -4 houres mark
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I was enjoying my day until someone at work mentioned this again. But every counter I look at says a different time. The news I heard said something like 10 past 11pm tonight, It goes by US time blah blah blah.
I'll be loading some extra 7.62 rounds if you need me...
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It goes by US time blah blah blah.
Of course it does. Why wouldn't a Mayan prophecy go by the time of nation that wasn't even founded at the time. :p
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Makes almost as much sense as it going by GMT. :P
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LESS THAN TEN THOUSAND SECONDS TO GO. EHEEHEHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Less than 10,000 seconds for some of you lot to learn how to turn off Caps Lock. Can you do it, or has mankind's existence been in vain? We'll find out soon enough. I'll be in my (nuclear) bunk(er).
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People, people, your attention please. The world just ended. I repeat, the world just ended.
*hands out bubbly*
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It has? Well, that was over-hyped.. I want my money back.
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I'm sorry, it's over, no refunds. :D
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Half the distance of the moon now. I can almost feel it pulling, but I remind myself that's all just in my head. For it's not just pulling on me, it's pulling on everything. The whole earth is being lifted up towards it as it silently rushes towards us. Relentless force, equal and opposite actions. And every moment it comes closer. Pulling, tugging, raising the seas. Relentless force. It is coming! It comes for us all! It is very close now!
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Nothing is going to happen. Trust me, I'm from the future.
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I only believe ancient aliens.
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Well, he is from the future of the mid-90s, so pretty ancient by current future standards.
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Failing driving exam = apocalyptic results?! :shaking:
You'd better ace that exam, bro!
Well, I made the theoretical part, but failed the practical one. You've got 30 minutes left to live. Have a nice day.
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As long as they're not letting you behind the wheel without an instructor, the world is safe :P
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I guess so. If so, then you've got a month left. :)
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Happy new b'ak'tun!
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Well, the countdown has expired. Any reports of death and/or mayhem? I can confirm that everything seems alright in northern Germany.
It's a pity that all the naive people will just start believing the next apocalypse now, rather than be proven wrong...
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so far the casualty list to my knowledgeable is a guy on deviantart who's freezer has packed up but her has a new one ordered, the guy is fine though.
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And so? Where's the kaboom?
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These apocalypses aren't what they used to be.
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Crap, I slept through the apocalypse.
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Crap, I slept through the apocalypse.
Don't worry, it wasn't that big of a deal. The world ended, and then it was rebuilt again as a perfect replica.
Well, almost perfect. It seems chicken no longer has the same flavour.
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Well, almost perfect. It seems chicken no longer has the same flavour.
Everything tastes like chicken, save for chicken, which tastes like fish.
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(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHptuBInenLkpzkDgUjQmZjGQw9zuUu2i10sEa0JL4u7qgcgetHV6W1pap)
Has Skynet [or the equivalent of it in some other country] come online yet?
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I'm actually a little surprised that after all the end-of-the-world hype being built up by media, that no one appeared to use this event for political gain. It'd be like the most ideal day to bomb someone and blame meteor showers or something else. Guess the hype didn't work as intended and/or all the people stocking up guns (breaking records apparently), food and bunkers are doing so for an entirely different reason..
Anyway, happy new Age of Aquarius to everyone, if we're to believe the Mayan Calendar (the non world ending predicting type).
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I'm actually a little surprised that after all the end-of-the-world hype being built up by media, that no one appeared to use this event for political gain. It'd be like the most ideal day to bomb someone and blame meteor showers or something else.
Noone is that stupid. Disguising meteor strikes as bombings simply does not work (unless you drop meteorites from space, that is, and noone has that capability at the moment).
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Well, the countdown has expired. Any reports of death and/or mayhem? I can confirm that everything seems alright in northern Germany.
It's a pity that all the naive people will just start believing the next apocalypse now, rather than be proven wrong...
Many of them went to some mountain in France where a portal would open and bring them all to the new world inside.
(How they figured the world in the mountain would be save from the destruction of this one still eludes me.)
They interviewed some of them on TV, was hilarious LOL.
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But where's the kaboom?
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Maybe they missed the date by one day? (add one day to that sentence everyday from now on)
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The world doesn't end the day before my birthday.
Awesome!
I think I'll spend some of it poking fun at conspiracy theorists of all kind for believing I wouldn't reach it.
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Anybody know the Mayan naming equivilant of "Harold Camping"?
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It still amazes me that over 8 million Americans thought the world would end today.
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Damn. I was really hoping the world would end. :( Now what am I supposed to do with my life?
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steal some nuclear launch codes
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Well, there's still 10 hours left. I was always intending to give this until the last possible moment, for lulz' sake. More than anything, I wanted an excuse to listen to apocalypse-themed music exclusively, and today seemed like a fine occasion. Thus far, from the Midwestern US the end of the world appears amazingly underwhelming, though I'll gladly eat my words in oblivion if I'm wrong.
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Don't worry, there's always something else (http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/) to watch out for!
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It still amazes me that over 8 million Americans thought the world would end today.
Idiot masses who get spoon fed by an overhyping media system, mesays.
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Apparently the apocalypse happened and I just figured out that I slept through half of it... I'm having trouble figuring out what's different. :nervous:
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Can we have an apocalypse countup now?
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Apparently the apocalypse happened and I just figured out that I slept through half of it... I'm having trouble figuring out what's different. :nervous:
Well the idiots have been weeded out and thoroughly mocked
That's about it
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Can we have an apocalypse countup now?
countdowntoapocalypse.com does just that.
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According to them, the world already ended.
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Don't worry, there's always something else (http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/) to watch out for!
No no no no no
Instead of the end of the world today, by carefully monitoring the events around the planet, we have instead received confirmation that the world will end in very near future.
End is near! Repent sinners, make peace with your gods, and stand by!
Seriously though, the Restaurant at the end of the Universe would be a pretty nice place. Who's up for a little design challenge?
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steal some nuclear launch codes
dont mow my lawn.
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steal some nuclear launch codes
okay lol
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Just ate at Smith and Wolensky's and I'm at the Pops with my lady. Even if the world still burns it's a good day.
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Even if the world still burns it's a good day.
To Die Hard? :lol:
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So that's what this day has been missing!
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So that's what this day has been missing!
Not in the slightest. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVkzZD92cMQ)
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It's a good day to die, if you know the reasons why...
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12 midnight on Dec 22 in Central US time. Probably close enough to the Mayan timezone to officially call all this a non-event. Kind of a shame, I would've liked to see what dividing by zero would really do.
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And meanwhile the actual modern-day Mayans have thought all of this very silly. (http://www.adishakti.org/mayan_end_times_prophecy_12-21-2012.htm#What%20are%20the%20living%20Maya%20saying%20about%202012?)
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^that's kind of like saying christianity trumped dis **** blahblahblah :P