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General FreeSpace => FreeSpace Discussion => Topic started by: esarai on February 10, 2013, 10:37:26 pm
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So over in ACoFS (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=25406.msg1672019#msg1672019), BritishShivans discovered Youtube's translator service is total and utter crap. I just decided to see what happens when it translated a mission briefing.
M27 - Return to Babel:
Command Briefing:
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Mission Briefing:
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So over in ACoFS (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php?topic=25406.msg1672019#msg1672019), BritishShivans discovered Youtube's translator service is total and utter crap. I just decided to see what happens when it translated a mission briefing.
M27 - Return to Babel:
Command Briefing:
'Thirty zero three forty five hours GTVA colossus restoring the human genome upset unless ebonyjetmag analyst jonathan eroding paperwork as victor hugo's without a doubt our technological superiority over our report nemesis. The second time the United States distinctions process and I really think the entire civilization's prosperous notices. Here is the car service.
We christian handkerchief police incident underwood systems remain eighty percent operational, turned in a civil engineer is anticipated saying it's a woman's family relations are. Until he said he remembered evacuation of UN civilian population proceeded as planned. BLVD at shouldn't threaten North Korea's, we must not forget sometimes during Jack hadn't box actually counting units scouring a lot for any sign of his command ship or something society absolutely I see medicine physician. Information concerning Ecclesiastes' secret agenda. Golden Temple Bar the specimens Russia's surgeries project says he's just fourteen terminology telethon inspires the stories of girls.
Through a rigorous reinvention archaeologist hashimoto locations, announcements centers in the united states before it was a region galaxy. Yes first encounter she does has been disabled or positional spring two thousand two hundred ancient sites this evening systems culinary P deployed twenty tomorrow's device. Has hostess has this really is on the yes this issue prisoners reveals little martian is anything else access toronto. Citizens hotels his. Dana releases similarly direction and guidance to you, the census records he was systems my direct number of hours fluctuating ki and moments from the target. This energy is completely ineffective against all operating or insulated subsystems. For this reason, processes unless the dental evidence such as the mass of or not only fears which includes barely at all of the election. (...)
Hahahhah!
"The New York Karen form is an army institute (...) ignorance is the greatest weapon to urinate on old school (...) and so I will play my role for the money (...) banana gamut reconnaissance in the destroyers (...)"
" The emperor inaugurated an ambitious and unprecedented joint endeavor: the g_a_t_t_a lawsuits"
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:wakka: :wakka: :wakka: :wakka:
I have tears in my eyes.... :lol:
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This is why I never want Google to fix Youtube's Transcribe Audio feature. It's too hilarious to be fixed. I have a crapload of transcribed audio screenies I want to put on my Tumblr at some point.
Again: "uhh how i'd hear about your ankle-deep aditi catapults" and "heroin is okay" :wakka:
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YouTube's crappy captioning is what led to this:
(http://img17.imageshack.us/img17/2994/partytemple.jpg)
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff39/Mewcutm/partytemple.png)
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a guy i know was trying to show a video for a lecture; the sound didn't work, so he turned the transcription on as a last resort
the lecture was in speech recognition
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FlQA86sdD6I#t=31s Turn the Captions on and play this.
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"This is an old washington new york arafat allied fighters breaking ball contacted"
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Man, this is early-Babelfish awful. :lol:
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Who's since home health has lines.
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family now lives in engineering
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Wait is that racial slur supposed to be there or is it a bad translation?
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That's clearly YouTube not being any good at transcribing or some sort of twice-failed computer-based translation.
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I think it's the FS1 intro.
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I think it's the FS1 intro.
Wow. YouTube took a cutscene of a spaceship destroying a fighter, and turned it into an incomprehensible mess full of unintentional racism.
What the ****. I mean, seriously, you'd think they were trying.
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I think it's the FS1 intro.
Close. It's the FSO Trailer. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOWh142gBjA) What puzzled me even more is that even the "Oooooohhhhh" is turned into words...
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I think it's the FS1 intro.
Wow. YouTube took a cutscene of a spaceship destroying a fighter, and turned it into an incomprehensible mess full of unintentional racism.
What the ****. I mean, seriously, you'd think they were trying.
You are aware that the FS1 opening cinematic actually has dialog in it, right?
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I think it's the FS1 intro.
Wow. YouTube took a cutscene of a spaceship destroying a fighter, and turned it into an incomprehensible mess full of unintentional racism.
What the ****. I mean, seriously, you'd think they were trying.
You are aware that the FS1 opening cinematic actually has dialog in it, right?
Yes, I was simply commenting on how terrible the transcription is.
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"Genocide being under, resuming religion."
I think Youtube is hooked up to a Cylon hybrid...
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Cajun access tasks status design
Guess where this is from! Anc.Mono.3
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Oh man this made my day. :lol::lol:
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Guess where this is from! Anc.Mono.3
Collossus cutscene?
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I'm going to agree with Dekker and guess further that it is the line "The Colossus wields more firepower than five Orion-class destroyers combined."
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Nope, It's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QIR8uEt_L0 , the first few mins.
Edit: We believe they belong to the Shingles.
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the refugee youth in our city grid
We need our help
February 27
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special train is accused of crime
Did you know?
maybe the U.S. had agreed not to choose
other trios
one of them
February 10
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I now know that the dogs would have been conquered there are many Chilean long without
someone discovered them before at the dawn of civilization they had destroyed just as they
destroyed billions of other living beings. I think that the destroyers are destroyed.
Dogs are the ultimate destructive but also greatest protectors so it remained nobody to
destroy me. Synopsis for an eternity on the destructive but out turn was coming soon m
during the civil war we learned to adapt. We learned to study our enemy. We learned to
overcome. We have learned to survive. And we survived. All points in transit from earth
were destroyed, but the Chileans can rebuild. I think we can expect new passes in my life.
This is our liberation. You live here until the return of your home.
- Alpha 1
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Curse those Chilean bastards!
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Dogs are the ultimate destructive but also greatest protectors so it remained nobody to destroy me.
Guys, we've been blind to the real threat all along!
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You live here until the return of your home.
umm what :confused:
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Obviously you're in temporary lodgings until your roof is fixed.
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(http://imageshack.us/a/img845/5931/sfrenchcousin.png)
Carl's distant cousin from Village Shivienne
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(http://i.imgur.com/vnNYNhv.png)
Ash gets attacked by college students, and the Riviera wants to know if they're okay or not.
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Some of this stuff almost sounds like BP shivanspeak...
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More intro Shenanigans:
-here. capital gravel. the night. heavy damage. financial rescue. okay.
- merely receiving you give every night or steering outpost riviera responding,
what is your situation?
-Was endorsed, but certainly tried to make up bouncer whatever was interested in.
Killed plot everyone.
-to calm down, you're excited by the students it that ok?
-No! realized your response to the trial and this table.
-came out of nowhere pilot.
-has done and then what terrible atleast that much and I feel like I looked
at the website so much, happy one.
-descending recovery craft.
-Send another money
-item anyone else finding all right.
-militant, I can feel them following me. okay.