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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Shrike on June 27, 2002, 06:06:57 am

Title: An important announcement
Post by: Shrike on June 27, 2002, 06:06:57 am: (http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/shrike/flamethrower.jpg)

Your attention please. To cope with the ever-expanding forum traffic, HLP has undergone an upgrade from the old, obselete under-the-seat shotguns to backpack flamethrowers. These are available in clearly marked locations as well as from the HLP gift shop. It is our sincerest hope that this brings your forum experience into the 21st century.

Thank you, that will be all.
Title: An important announcement
Post by: Sandwich on June 27, 2002, 06:09:03 am: *snort* It's about time - all these newbies are getting out of hand! Now we can can keep 'em in line with a device that's even more effective against massed targets than those good ol' shotguns. :D
Title: An important announcement
Post by: wEvil on June 27, 2002, 06:15:02 am: :D

*puts on Plasma Accelerator*

:D

*collapses under the weight*

:sigh:

err...can someone give me a hand here?

:headz:
Title: An important announcement
Post by: an0n on June 27, 2002, 07:39:24 am: You really need a hobby.

*steals exotic matter lens from wEvils PA*
*steals wEvil's wallet and Nike shoes*
Title: An important announcement
Post by: wEvil on June 27, 2002, 08:11:54 am: Actually I usually wear boots, you wouldn't find me dead in a pair of trainers.

Unless they were more esoteric clubbing-type gear :p

And you won't find anything in my wallet except receipts and a few moths.... ;)
Title: An important announcement
Post by: CP5670 on June 27, 2002, 08:27:15 am: *puts on flame resistant suit*

*flames everyone*

:D
Title: An important announcement
Post by: Sandwich on June 27, 2002, 09:15:28 am: Quote
Originally posted by CP5670
*puts on flame resistant suit*

Don't you mean "retardant"? :p :lol:

Quote
Originally posted by CP5670
*flames everyone*

Oh, GROAN!! Bad pun!!!
Title: An important announcement
Post by: phreak on June 27, 2002, 09:18:15 am: can i still keep my shotgun and 50cal desert eagle?
Title: An important announcement
Post by: Fineus on June 27, 2002, 09:40:43 am: Hah, just because we've upgraded the public weaponry doesn't mean we still don't have the staff lockers... ;7
Title: An important announcement
Post by: an0n on June 27, 2002, 09:42:50 am: When the weaponry is upgraded to DrugLord2 Area Disrupters, then I'll put my big-ass glowy cap-ship to rest.
Title: An important announcement
Post by: Styxx on June 27, 2002, 03:12:36 pm: But... but... I like my shotgun!! :D
Title: An important announcement
Post by: Sandwich on June 27, 2002, 03:58:59 pm: Hey - I'm the only one with the Desert Eagle 'round these parts!
<<---- See?!? :D
Title: An important announcement
Post by: phreak on June 27, 2002, 10:08:01 pm: you have a .44.

I have a gold-plated .50 ;7
Title: An important announcement
Post by: Ulundel on June 28, 2002, 08:12:53 am: Hey, who stole my flamethrower? :D
Title: An important announcement
Post by: Redfang on June 28, 2002, 10:16:00 am: I hope I'll never need that flamethrower... but about time those old plastic shotguns got upgraded. :)
Title: An important announcement
Post by: Reaper on June 28, 2002, 11:02:52 am: Where's my WW1 rifle?!?!:mad:

:p
Title: An important announcement
Post by: Stryke 9 on June 28, 2002, 03:38:04 pm: Bah. Primitive weapons.

[fires dual motor-driven minigun, Syndicate-style, at random]

[starts playing with emergency backup ceramic fractal blade, cuts self quite badly]
Title: An important announcement
Post by: Thorn on June 30, 2002, 07:53:34 pm: *pats his M-249*
Title: An important announcement
Post by: CODEDOG ND on June 30, 2002, 08:37:57 pm: *strokes his super duper tuper looper nooper zooper mooper nooper clooper yooper pooper scooper*

Now now, don't make me fling pooh. ;7
Title: An important announcement
Post by: Unknown Target on June 30, 2002, 08:46:43 pm: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! THANK-YOU-SHRIKE. Damn, dirty newbies, now I can really get 'em!
Hey, wait a minute! Remember, I already have one!:doh:
EDIT: Here it is:
(http://www.easycarts.net/ecarts/FutureHorizonsinc/images/FLAM_lg.jpg)

HAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!DIE NEWBIES!

of course, Shrike, you're also going to have to make XL ashtrays standard-issue