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Title: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: deathfun on August 27, 2013, 07:29:26 pm
Funny fact: Girls are irritated when you don't orgasm during sex despite it being a relatively short session (despite them doing so)

In other news, my Uncle is drinking all ma free beer from the wedding D:
This guy just snorts this stuff down while I've had two. Two!
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: headdie on August 27, 2013, 07:33:26 pm
Funny fact: Girls are irritated when you don't orgasm during sex despite it being a relatively short session (despite them doing so)

noticed that one myself
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: Nuke on August 27, 2013, 07:50:17 pm
Funny fact: Girls are irritated when you don't orgasm during sex despite it being a relatively short session (despite them doing so)

In other news, my Uncle is drinking all ma free beer from the wedding D:
This guy just snorts this stuff down while I've had two. Two!

women have this nagging voice in the back of their subconscious that says "breed!" (men have it too but its usually manifest as an erection and goes away with your load, your part of the breeding instinct is officially over at that point). the way it is manifest in women is that they want (subconsciously) to extract every last drop of semen from their parter's balls into their vagina (this also explains why women dont like to swallow) to facilitate reproduction. sex as a social activity, not intended to reproduce, still carries over those artifacts from breeding instincts. thats why we invented condoms and birth control, and techniques involving pulling out at the last second and and jacking on her face and/or tits or putting it in her ass and/or mouth. i think i will stop there, you get the idea.
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: Hobbie on August 27, 2013, 07:55:19 pm
If she wants you to orgasm, then she should make the effort! :P
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: Nakura on August 27, 2013, 11:05:40 pm
If she wants you to orgasm, then she should make the effort! :P

Not sure if you're joking, but that actually sounds like a legitimate notion.
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: MP-Ryan on August 27, 2013, 11:20:40 pm
...and people wonder why this forum doesn't retain more female members...
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: Lorric on August 27, 2013, 11:32:05 pm
...and people wonder why this forum doesn't retain more female members...
It's basically only Nuke and Deathfun who go on about this stuff.
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: Nuke on August 27, 2013, 11:37:55 pm
...and people wonder why this forum doesn't retain more female members...

to be fair i dont come to hard light to meet women. there are better places for that (like bars and whorehouses and filthy back alleys).
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: deathfun on August 28, 2013, 12:06:47 am
...and people wonder why this forum doesn't retain more female members...

Ovulously

It's basically only Nuke and Deathfun who go on about this stuff.

And Dilmah... and Dekker...

Our names don't start with a D for no reason
It's because we deliver


I'm going to stop with the sexual buns now before it gets too heated in here
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: Mongoose on August 28, 2013, 12:27:03 am
...and people wonder why this forum doesn't retain more female members...
I was gonna say, I shudder to think what Battman's reaction to this line of conversation would be.
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: An4ximandros on August 28, 2013, 12:46:48 am
He'd probably have a vehemently philosophical paroxysm.
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: BritishShivans on August 28, 2013, 12:50:29 am
I have the feeling he'd brandish the vehemently philosophical paroxysm as a club.  :drevil:
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: Scotty on August 28, 2013, 01:02:40 am
Or he'd give no ****s because the forum has already driven away all female membership.  Hard to tell at this point.
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: NGTM-1R on August 28, 2013, 01:09:49 am
Oh, no, you're all terrible people even if they're all gone, and need to to be reminded.
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: NGTM-1R on August 28, 2013, 02:01:28 am
That's not necessarily my opinion, but rather what I expect Batts to react like.

My opinion is that some of the aforementioned are terrible people but they already know that and there's no point reminding them since apparently nobody cares enough to make them do it elsewhere and they're not going to change.
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: Luis Dias on August 28, 2013, 02:21:07 am
You know I can think of myriad of possibilities why women alledgedly behave like that in those situations, none of them involving scumbaggery or psychopathery but then I recall that any draggin me down to this line of discussion will only result in a really dark place with undesirable consequences so I most definitely won't.
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: deathfun on August 28, 2013, 03:50:12 am
I have conversations about sex with the opposite sex all the time...

They haven't ran away yet
Course, they *are* tied to a chair
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: Nuke on August 28, 2013, 05:05:25 am
i dont have much luck with women. its not that i cant get into their snatch, but its just thats as far as they want to go. not one of them wanted any kind of relationship. they just wanted to ****. sometimes i feel like a piece of meat. so its only natural that i have a great deal of disdain for their kind.
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: qazwsx on August 28, 2013, 06:01:46 am
**** it, I'm done with this cesspit of a subforum, the casual misogyny which goes unaddressed by mods, the constant in fighting and grudge holding and the inability to have any form of disagreement without at least one party believing it's a personal vendetta against them.

Please implement Toxx clause if I post anywhere inside of General Discussion.
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: Apollo on August 28, 2013, 07:32:43 am
If she wants you to orgasm, then she should make the effort! :P

Not sure if you're joking, but that actually sounds like a legitimate notion.
Yeah. We don't get to blame them for our poor performance.

At least, not in more progressive circles.

He'd probably have a vehemently philosophical paroxysm.
With many quickly-written but intricate and detailed paragraphs.
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: Androgeos Exeunt on August 28, 2013, 07:42:42 am
...the constant in fighting...

A number fighting? I haven't heard of that one.
Title: Re: HLP's disturbing section discusses women
Post by: The E on August 28, 2013, 08:02:21 am
...

Guys, if you feel the need to be squicky, can you please keep it to 4chan or reddit? We don't need that bull**** here.