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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: An4ximandros on September 16, 2013, 01:01:34 pm
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Behold! the latest proof in the eternal quest to 'save' humanity from homosexuality and preserve out precious bodily fluids!
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Behold! The power of SCIENCE is undeniable to all, but what if we combine the awesomeness of SCIENCE with the magnificence of FLAWED REASONING? Yes! We get the undeniable fountain of truth known as THIS BULL**** RIGHT HERE!
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Why did I think the thread was gonna be about PZ Myers?
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Funny thing is, that wouldn't even qualify for an Ignobel Prize, since they are given for research which is relevant but pointless, this doesn't even make it over the first hurdle.
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****ing magnets, how do they gay?
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Apparently, 15.9. was short of news.
That's the only explanation I can think for this one.
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The comment thread, on the other hand, has some hilarious stuff in it.
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Wow. Talk about Nigerian scams... :)
Also, I notice they didn't mention what he was studying...
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Thanks to this, I searched and found this gif (http://th64.photobucket.com/albums/h173/Random_Villian/Tumblrrr/th_tumblr_lebsb5U6dB1qcubjz.gif) again.
I believe it fits perfectly here.
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It's a university in Nigeria. We should probably be glad he didn't ask for a paltry transfer of $400 to help publish his findings on the Internet so we can read that stupidity in full.
Furthermore, it would appear that this asshat just generally fails at science - nevermind literacy - anyway. (http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/science-of-gay-marriage/158265/)
And now his works have earned him the respect in the world of science. He said: “At the University of Lagos where I currently study as a student you will find my publication on the notice board there. When you go to the Senate Building of the university you will see the same notice there and even recently my lecturer at the Department of Chemical Engineering, Profesor D.S.Aribuike pointedly told me that I will win Nobel prize one day, because he found that my works are real and nobody has done it in any part of the world. You know Nobel Prize is the highest award anyone could ever win and no African has won Nobel Prize in science. So I am aspiring to win Nobel Prize for Africa. Other universities have seen my work and sent me commendations. I have a professor friend who has seen the work I did and he sent me congratulatory message because of the originality of the work.”
If this piece is any indication, it may well be a long time before any graduate of certain African universities earns a Nobel Prize in science, too. Holy ****.
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I remember some African country aspired to be a space nation. Maybe it was Nigeria.
At this rate they'll definitely get a program just like the USSR did.
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Oops, posted in wrong thread! :)
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****ing magnets, how do they gay?
gay magnets are the secret to fusion reactors.
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I remember some African country aspired to be a space nation. Maybe it was Nigeria.
At this rate they'll definitely get a program just like the USSR did.
Well, at least the Soviet space program actually succeeded. Say what you will about their moon rocket, but the Soyuz is a hallmark of reliability. A Nigerian Space Program, on the other hand... I think that if you gave KSP to my little brother, his track record would be better than what they can hope for with "scientists" like that.
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Of course it did. Along with NASA, they were the first major agencies that successfully built their own manned rockets because they had the help of former scientists that worked for the third Reich; whether they like the servitude or not.
Nigeria might get said knowledge if internet scams were more focused on the right people because it makes great blackmail. :drevil:
Like the time that american professor thought he was seeing (Mrs.) Denise Milan in south america.