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Title: Look at this spam, this spam is amazing
Post by: The E on October 05, 2013, 03:05:36 am
A spambot dropped by today to leave this:

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I killed it, of course, but this marvellous piece of genuine weird should be preserved.
Title: Re: Look at this spam, this spam is amazing
Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on October 05, 2013, 07:43:40 am
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I guess that's where the link was? :)

The text itself reads like it went through three different auto-translators...
Title: Re: Look at this spam, this spam is amazing
Post by: Grizzly on October 05, 2013, 11:16:22 am
I can somehow do nothing but imagine this being narrated by Kurtz from Heart of Darkness / Apocolypse now.
Title: Re: Look at this spam, this spam is amazing
Post by: watsisname on October 05, 2013, 12:28:33 pm
Look at my spam, my spam is amazing.  Give it a read! 
Mmm!~  It looks totally crazy!
Title: Re: Look at this spam, this spam is amazing
Post by: haloboy100 on October 05, 2013, 12:49:52 pm
Mmm I has spamnyurger in me
Title: Re: Look at this spam, this spam is amazing
Post by: Lorric on October 05, 2013, 01:20:42 pm
And so, like those noble creatures which die after mating, the bot has perished, but it has completed it's mission, and spread it's seed.
Title: Re: Look at this spam, this spam is amazing
Post by: An4ximandros on October 05, 2013, 01:26:06 pm
The Durus Luci Robota is, indeed, an endangered species with an incredible capacity to strike with gibberish.
Title: Re: Look at this spam, this spam is amazing
Post by: haloboy100 on October 05, 2013, 02:57:39 pm
Kill it with nuclear fire.
Title: Re: Look at this spam, this spam is amazing
Post by: Rodo on October 05, 2013, 03:19:08 pm
My head hurts after reading the first three lines.
And what the hell is the "blah market"?  :p
Title: Re: Look at this spam, this spam is amazing
Post by: jr2 on October 06, 2013, 01:58:10 am
This needs to be read by Microsoft text to speech in the next JAD whilst the player is attempting to do something difficult that requires concentration.  :drevil: