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Title: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: karajorma on October 13, 2013, 07:13:40 am
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/columbus_day

I figured this was a fairly worthy cause, even if I'm not from America.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: Phantom Hoover on October 13, 2013, 07:55:14 am
yet again the oatmeal wades into history with smug contrarianism and cutesy moral certitude

i'm not sure if this is worse than the tesla one, though
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: Bobboau on October 13, 2013, 08:23:33 am
the oatmeal is hardly breaking any news here, I thought most people were already at least peripherally aware of Columbus being a douche.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: deathfun on October 13, 2013, 08:55:49 am
I'm just going to be Canadian and go "Happy Thanksgiving"

Oatmeal still cracks me up
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: Aardwolf on October 13, 2013, 01:52:55 pm
Yeah, Columbus was terrible... what's this "smug contrarianism" nonsense? You don't like finding out the stuff they taught you in school was wrong? Then you should be mad at your school's curriculum, not the person who showed you better.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: Phantom Hoover on October 13, 2013, 01:57:49 pm
...no, I'm not disputing any issues of fact here (although doubtless the author has yet again misinterpreted or misrepresented all of his sources), what I hate is this smarmy "oh look the simplistic view of history you were fed at school is wrong, let me feed you this simplistic but also AWESOME and BADASS history instead" attitude (cracked is pretty bad on this count too).
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: Flipside on October 13, 2013, 02:20:12 pm
Suppose the problem here is the fact it is looking at him in isolation, Columbus, whilst a complete bastard, was part of a set produced by a 'complete bastard manufacturing system' known as Colonialism.  He would never have succeeded in what he attempted had he not had the backing of other complete bastards.


Both the UK and Spain had Empires that enslaved, raped and murdered several indigenous populations in order to increase that Empire, the Conquistadors slaughtered by design or accident a vast percentage of the South American tribes, and similarly, I believe the UK depopulated Tasmania by simply landing at one end and shooting everyone the saw till they reached the opposite end  of the island (though that's totally from memory, I'd go look for some solid evidence but I'm sort of strapped for time). The Dutch and the French worked along similar lines.

After all, if you take Churchill as a drunk, mildly obese, cigar-smoking ex-soldier who spent most of a war trying to convince his army to drop chemical and biological weapons on the enemy, it is an accurate description, but because it's in isolation, it's not a complete one.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: Mongoose on October 13, 2013, 02:27:25 pm
Even beyond Columbus's awful personal attributes, whether part of a general cultural pattern or not, I've been wondering since grade school why the hell we celebrate someone who had no freaking clue where he'd actually landed.  I mean last time I checked, the continents are called North and South America, i.e. after Vespucci, not Columbia.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: BloodEagle on October 13, 2013, 02:42:45 pm
Because he was the only man in history who gave up, pulled over, and asked for directions.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: MP-Ryan on October 13, 2013, 03:03:31 pm
I'm just going to be Canadian and go "Happy Thanksgiving"

Oatmeal still cracks me up

+1.  We have nothing to do with Columbus.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: Nuke on October 13, 2013, 03:29:20 pm
columbus is overrated. cave men discovered america.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: bobbtmann on October 14, 2013, 03:20:33 pm
It's true that Colombus could be considered merely a product of his time. All the more reason to celebrate someone who didn't just go along with everybody else. Someone who stood apart a bit. So I'm all for Bartolome Day.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: Aardwolf on October 14, 2013, 06:23:40 pm
So uh... Columbus day is celebrating the guy's birthday, right? Do they have the same birthday or something?
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: Ghostavo on October 15, 2013, 02:02:31 am
The day celebrates his arrival on America, not his birthday.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: Black Wolf on October 15, 2013, 02:32:26 am
I mean last time I checked, the continents are called North and South America, i.e. after Vespucci, not Columbia.

There's considerable dispute (http://www.uhmc.sunysb.edu/surgery/america.html) about exactly who (if anyone) the continents are named after.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: yuezhi on October 15, 2013, 03:17:27 am
columbus is overrated. cave men discovered america.
Legend has it they nuked all the horses, and then the Spaniards brought those **** factories back.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: jg18 on October 15, 2013, 03:37:12 am
@PH and Flipside, simplistic though the Oatmeal's view may be (I've read the sources he cited although it's been a while), you'd be hard pressed to make the case that anything Columbus did benefited the native Americans in any meaningful way, certainly not in the long run.

Admittedly all there is to go off of at the moment is the Oatmeal and its sources, but while Columbus was certainly a product of his time, he might well have simply been a greedy, vicious bastard on top of that, and those exist in every time period. I don't know enough to say whether he was any worse than his peers, but even if he wasn't, who's to say that they weren't all of that type while still products of their time?

EDIT: Reminds me of when I visited the National Museum of the American Indian (http://nmai.si.edu/home/) a few years back. The exhibits were too family-friendly to state outright "The Europeans came and raped the continent" but they got as close as they could to saying it.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: karajorma on October 15, 2013, 12:41:09 pm
Product of his time or not, is he someone we should be celebrating now?
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: Scourge of Ages on October 15, 2013, 01:26:51 pm
Product of his time or not, is he someone we should be celebrating now?

No.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: Flipside on October 15, 2013, 07:28:00 pm
As I said before, he was a complete bastard. The thing about history is that it divides into two things, people and actions. The actions of Columbus, whatever their motivations and faults, changed the world (for better or worse) but only thanks to a vast logistics system that allowed him to do so. The person of Columbus, however, was nothing really special it was just by blind luck that he managed to be remembered specifically.

Personally, I think the actions of Columbus should be remembered, i.e. the modern establishment of the New World, but as a person he really doesn't have much going for him to celebrate, he was really not that far removed from a lot of other cut-throat 'adventurers' of his time.

As far as the Native Americans are concerned, I don't recall anyone actually saying that anything Columbus did was good for them, in fact, I recall drawing a comparison to the fate of the South American tribes during the age of the Conquistadors.

To be honest, the mistake is putting Columbus forward as some kind of evidence of a 'manifest destiny' for the US, rather than as evidence of how far we have come (and, of course how far still needs to be gone) since those days.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: SypheDMar on October 15, 2013, 07:52:13 pm
For anyone saying that Columbus was part of the culture of Colonialism...

The governor of Spain wanted him arrested for crimes against humanities:

http://www.examiner.com/article/christopher-columbus-the-murderous-truth


He was a terrible person, and him being celebrated is disturbing. I blame the Catholics.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: Flipside on October 15, 2013, 08:04:29 pm
We're talking about the age of the Marquis Adventurer here, one mans pirate was another mans war-hero, and you will note that he bought his way out of that crime with stolen gold, which was another common pastime.

In many ways this shows exactly why Columbus was part of the Culture of Colonialism, this is pretty much how it worked, in many ways it's practically a carbon copy of Colonizations around the world.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: SypheDMar on October 15, 2013, 08:29:01 pm
I can't say I know too much about the subject besides the link I posted, but you seem to have a fair point.

In primary school, I think I recall a history book teaching us that Christopher Columbus brought civilization (or some such) to the American Indians.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: Aardwolf on October 16, 2013, 01:17:54 am
Ok so it's his arrival here and not his birthday, whatever... what if anything has the date got to do with this Bartolome guy? Because not celebrating Columbus on a day that is reasonable to associate with Columbus does not go hand in hand with celebrating some other guy on a day that is reasonable to associate with Columbus.
Title: Re: Happy Bartolome Day
Post by: Scourge of Ages on October 16, 2013, 01:23:29 am
Ok so it's his arrival here and not his birthday, whatever... what if anything has the date got to do with this Bartolome guy? Because not celebrating Columbus on a day that is reasonable to associate with Columbus does not go hand in hand with celebrating some other guy on a day that is reasonable to associate with Columbus.

It'll make the transition easier if Americans have something to occupy themselves with on the second Monday of October, than if they simply abolish or ignore the holiday altogether. Which some states have already done: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbus_Day#Non-observance