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Title: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: Herra Tohtori on January 18, 2014, 05:31:24 am
As depicted here

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/131849120/JesusStatueImprovement.png) (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/incredible-photos-show-lightning-strike-christ-redeemer-statute-rio-de-janeiro-article-1.1583494)


Discuss
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: X3N0-Life-Form on January 18, 2014, 05:36:02 am
The statue's not quite buff enough, in my opinion, but it more than makes up for it in awesome. A beard would be nice too, and it's not too late to grow one.
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: Phantom Hoover on January 18, 2014, 05:38:33 am
christ returns from the sky to inhabit the new body his acolytes have prepared for him and crush the unbeliever beneath his heel
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: General Battuta on January 18, 2014, 07:31:41 am
Piss Christ vs. Lightning Jesus
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: FreeSpaceFreak on January 18, 2014, 10:44:56 am
... is anyone else seeing the giant looming outline of a Sathanas in the background?
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: Flak on January 18, 2014, 10:53:13 am
POWAAAAAH!  UNLIMITEEEEEED..... POOOWAAAAAAAAAAH!!
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: An4ximandros on January 18, 2014, 11:27:42 am
Sathanas in the background. Come to break all the false believers.
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: Dragon on January 18, 2014, 12:39:25 pm
It's not in the pictures in the article, not anywhere else, it seems. HT, is that your work? :)
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: headdie on January 18, 2014, 01:23:54 pm
1 tineye returns no results
2 that is a htl sath in the background

.....i call photoshop
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: Lorric on January 18, 2014, 01:40:23 pm
2 that is a htl sath in the background
:lol:

Never noticed it. I bet I'm not the only one. Far from the only one. :D
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: X3N0-Life-Form on January 18, 2014, 01:57:07 pm
You're not. I just clicked on the image to see what this was about :P
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: Herra Tohtori on January 18, 2014, 03:16:17 pm
I can assure you that every part of the image is real photograph!
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: The E on January 18, 2014, 03:45:43 pm
Well, apart from it being two photos merged together, I guess that is true.
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: S-99 on January 18, 2014, 08:06:53 pm
Jesus exercising the dark side of the force.
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: z64555 on January 19, 2014, 10:50:05 am
What is Jesus doing in the middle of a nebula? ;7
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: General Battuta on January 19, 2014, 11:01:18 am
What is Jesus doing in the middle of a nebula? ;7

Burning Bush, this is White Dove.
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: Flipside on January 19, 2014, 01:19:02 pm
Quote
I can assure you that every part of the image is real photograph!

In much the same way that every part of Micheal Jacksons face was human? ;)
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: TrashMan on January 20, 2014, 03:05:24 am
That is indeed awesome, but not as awesome as the Jesunator

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-gVci9NKcrN8/TbHi8KBQGsI/AAAAAAAAAhc/YiKHjVlRmg8/s400/jesunator.png)
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: S-99 on January 22, 2014, 03:49:47 am
What is Jesus doing in the middle of a nebula? ;7
He's on an asteroid too!
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: Rodo on January 23, 2014, 08:32:22 pm
hahaha nice sathanas in the back :D
Title: Re: Rio de Janeiro should rename statue: Zeus, son of Kronos
Post by: Mars on January 24, 2014, 12:32:24 am
I did not even see that.