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Title: Pilot, attend.
Post by: General Battuta on January 22, 2014, 11:09:23 am
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[11:49] <Hades> how should i rewrite fs1

Pilot, attend: it's time to slam now. We've got an urgent jam going down.

Welcome to the space jam. Here's your chance: join your wing in the space jam.

All right.

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[11:50] <Hades> god DAMN IT YES
[11:51] <Aesaar|class> I love this channel
Title: Re: Pilot, attend.
Post by: General Battuta on January 22, 2014, 11:11:32 am
[12:11] <MatthTheGeek> battuta: I don't get it
Title: Re: Pilot, attend.
Post by: Spoon on January 22, 2014, 11:15:42 am
Make capital ships not suck would be a good step!
Title: Re: Pilot, attend.
Post by: Hades on January 22, 2014, 11:21:37 am
Make capital ships not suck would be a good step!
All GTD Orions have been retrofitted with our new Nike basket B-A115 weapon system for maximum dunkage on enemy vessels.
Title: Re: Pilot, attend.
Post by: z64555 on January 22, 2014, 11:23:58 am
*Jumps in an Apollo with HL-6's and Rockeyes*

Wait a minute, I think I got the wrong loadout. crap.
Title: Re: Pilot, attend.
Post by: General Battuta on January 22, 2014, 11:24:25 am
Make capital ships not suck would be a good step!

Lob blob, hit by bomb
Open comm, lose your calm
It's the Seraphim on the microphone
Fighters just got me in the zone
It's far past time I learn to flak
Need a beam when bombs attack
You so little, I'm so huge
But Turret Santa's been a scrooge

Title: Re: Pilot, attend.
Post by: NGTM-1R on January 22, 2014, 11:32:53 am
Pilot, attend: it's time to slam now. We've got an urgent jam going down.

Having just started playing Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, it is canon that I might someday manage to forgive you for this.
Title: Re: Pilot, attend.
Post by: General Battuta on January 22, 2014, 11:37:14 am
They pass the bomb to Kobe - he jumps - the Sathanas is in the way but Kobe's just TOO TALL - it's NOTHING BUT KNOSSOS
Title: Re: Pilot, attend.
Post by: General Battuta on January 22, 2014, 11:44:20 am

the Terran-Vasudan War saw devastating strategic weapons deployed against civilians (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6zqHKd265E#t=54)

e: might unironically contain spoilers
Title: Re: Pilot, attend.
Post by: Spoon on January 22, 2014, 11:47:14 am
(http://memeguy.com/photos/images/welcome-to-japan-come-and-join-the-slam-29473.jpg)
Title: Re: Pilot, attend.
Post by: Mars on January 22, 2014, 11:48:06 am
Blobs should be 2X to 3X as fast with FOF instead of being slow as ****.
Title: Re: Pilot, attend.
Post by: fightermedic on January 22, 2014, 02:11:43 pm
Make capital ships not suck would be a good step!
i'm on it
Title: Re: Pilot, attend.
Post by: Mongoose on January 22, 2014, 06:13:56 pm
HEY YOU, WATCHA GONNA DO?
HEY YOU, SHOOT YOUR MAXIMS TOO!
Title: Re: Pilot, attend.
Post by: General Battuta on January 27, 2014, 10:15:14 am
This is Captain Arthur Roemig of the GTC Trinity. We repelled a Shivan attack, but engines sustained critical damage. I powered down non-essential systems so the Shivans wouldn't detect us. We've been drifting ever since. TOKYO drifting! *music blares* (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpKuAS6vn7k) *trinity spins wildly, carving up the nebula*
Title: Re: Pilot, attend.
Post by: redsniper on January 27, 2014, 10:19:38 am
DOOORIFTOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

G T Initial D Repulse up in this mofo....