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Off-Topic Discussion => Arts & Talents => Topic started by: Grey Wolf on July 14, 2002, 08:25:01 pm
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(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/gtdwolf/pics/kfhybrid2.jpg)
What do you think? Doesn't have a name yet, but it's a Klingon-Federation hybrid.
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Drugs are bad. M'kay?
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I second the implication of that post, though not its content.
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Drugs are bad. M'kay?
Yeah, now either lay off the stuff or share with the rest of us, cause dammit it's no fair that you're getting something that good and not letting everyone in on it. :drevil:
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Scawy.... :shaking: :nervous:
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Originally posted by Dark_4ce
Scawy.... :shaking: :nervous:
Hehehehe.. it is scawy:shaking: :nervous:
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Ah, you guys are no fun....
The loved it over at the Bridge Commander Network :p
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Look better now?
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/gtdwolf/pics/kfhybrid3.jpg)
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Least the newest image looks like SOMETHING that makes almost sense in ST :p
That first one just looked like someone at the Starfleet scrap yard got bored :D
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blend the saucer into the body a bit, have the wing tip necells upward or have the center one on the top, bring the saucer back a little more and make it more long than wide
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Wow. Vorcha's look wierd with Galaxy saucers and nacelles... but wierd in a good way. I like. :yes:
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Yeah, now its starting to look good, but why so many engines all the time? I mean, if you'd take the one from the top off, it would look a whole lot cooler in my oppinion. But thats just me. :D
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Originally posted by Dark_4ce
Yeah, now its starting to look good, but why so many engines all the time? I mean, if you'd take the one from the top off, it would look a whole lot cooler in my oppinion. But thats just me. :D
I agree with you... The middle engine you have below... put it on top! :p
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(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/gtdwolf/pics/kfhybrid7.jpg)
I removed the center naccelle. And BTW, there is only 2 naccelles on this ship now, the thing on top is a Nebula-class weapons pod.
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Give it the dagger-looking saucer rather than the rounded version.
Never mind, that'd look horrible. Yarg, why can't we delete our posts?!
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Here's another pic:
(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/gtdwolf/pics/kfhybrid8.jpg)
BTW, I've designated it the Odin.
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Grey, about the first one: I think the aliens shoved the probe up a little too far :D
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[Klingon]Targ who defiles Klingon ship building art with federation ships deserves nothing better than disruptor fire[/Klingon]
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You forgot, Klingon ships are weak by TNG era. Their ship-building just slowed down after the peace treaty.....
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Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009
You forgot, Klingon ships are weak by TNG era. Their ship-building just slowed down after the peace treaty.....
Yeah kinda like everything that gets infected by the federation virus
Borg
Specie 8724 sumthin
Hirogens
Cardassians
Romulans
Klingons
they have nerfed every race upon contact with... ST has gotten so lame it aint even funny "Rodden is turning in his grave" lets throw away any skill or tactics and replace it with technobabble of the week...
Klingons cool though, feddies sucks
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That's why I don't really pay attention to anything after TNG, which was the last show Roddenberry worked on. The Romulans appear to be getting nasty again. And you should be happy that the Ent.-D was taken out by an outdated BoP.
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Originally posted by Shrike
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LMAO
That's so stupid it's brilliant! :lol:
Good one Shrike.
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Originally posted by Bishop Gantry
Klingons cool though, feddies sucks
Klingons and Jem Hadar 0wn j00.
And I think you'll find that Praxis exploding was what killed their economy.
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Why not just Borg ships? They are cool! They think : "Eh...? Why make a ship that can break when you collide with a musquito? Ph34r our massive CUBE!
(http://www.startrektoys.com/pictures/ms/borgs.gif)
And you've gotta read this :
"Star Trek Lost Episodes" transcript.
Picard:
"Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a weakness in the Borg? And Mr. Data, have you been able to access their command pathways?"
Geordi:
"Yes, Captain. In fact, we found the answer by searching through our archives on late Twentieth-century computing technology."
[Geordi presses a key, and a logo appears on the computer screen.]
Riker: [puzzled]
What the hell is 'Microsoft'?"
Data: [turns to answer]
"Allow me to explain. We will send this program, for some reason called 'Windows', through the Borg command pathways. Once inside their root command unit, it will begin consuming system resources at an unstoppable rate."
Picard:
"But the Borg have the ability to adapt. Won't they alter their processing systems to increase their storage capacity?"
Data:
"Yes, Captain. But when 'Windows' detects this, it creates a new version of itself known as an 'upgrade'. The use of resources increases exponentially with each iteration. The Borg will not be able to adapt quickly enough. Eventually all of their processing ability will be taken over and none will be available for their normal operational functions."
Picard:
"Excellent work. This is even better than that 'unsolvable geometric shape' idea."
[. . . 15 Minutes Later . . .]
Data:
"Captain, We have successfully installed the 'Windows' in the command unit and as expected it immediately consumed 85% of all resources. We however have not received any confirmation of the expected 'upgrade'."
Geordi:
"Our scanners have picked up an increase in Borg storage and CPU capacity to compensate, but we still have no indication of an 'upgrade' to compensate for their increase."
Picard:
"Data, scan the history banks again and determine if their is something we have missed."
Data:
"Sir, I believe there is a reason for the failure in the 'upgrade'. Appearently the Borg have circumvented that part of the plan by not sending in their registration cards.
Riker:
"Captain we have no choice. Requesting permission to begin emergency escape sequence 3F . . ."
Geordi: [excited]
"Wait, Captain; I just detected their CPU capacity has suddenly dropped to 0% !"
Picard:
"Data, what do your scanners show?"
Data:
"Appearently the Borg have found the internal 'Windows' module named 'Solitaire' and it has used up all the CPU capacity."
Picard:
"Lets wait and see how long this 'solitaire' can reduce their functionality."
[. . . Two Hours Pass . . .]
Riker:
"Geordi, what's the status on the Borg?"
Geordi:
"As expected the Borg are attempting to re-engineer to compensate for increased CPU and storage demands, but each time they successfully increase resources I have setup our closest deep space monitor beacon to transmit more 'windows' modules from something called the 'Microsoft fun-pack'.
Picard:
"How much time will that buy us ?"
Data:
"Current Borg solution rates allow me to predicate an interest time span of 6 more hours."
Geordi:
"Captain, another vessel has entered our sector."
Picard:
"Identify."
Data:
"It appears to have markings very similar to the 'Microsoft' logo"
[Over the speakers]
"THIS IS ADMIRAL BILL GATES OF THE MICROSOFT FLAGSHIP MONOPOLY. WE HAVE POSITIVE CONFIRMATION OF UNREGISTERED SOFTWARE IN THIS SECTOR. SURREDER ALL ASSETS AND WE CAN AVOID ANY TROUBLE. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS"
Data:
"The alien ship has just opened its forward hatches and released thousands of humanoid shaped objects."
Picard:
"Magnify forward viewer on the alien craft"
Riker:
"Good God captain! Those are humans floating straight toward the Borg ship with no life support suits ! How can they survive the tortures of deep space ?!"
Data:
"I don't believe that those are humans sir, if you will look closer I believe you will see that they are carrying something recognized by twenty-first century man as doe skin leather briefcases, and wearing Armani suits"
Riker and Picard together: [horrified]
"Lawyers !!"
Geordi:
"It can't be. All the Lawyers were rounded up and sent hurtling into the sun in 2017 during the Great Awakening."
Data:
"True, but appearently some must have survived."
Riker:
"They have surrounded the Borg ship and are covering it with all types of papers."
Data:
"I believe that is known in ancient venacular as 'red tape' it often proves fatal."
Riker:
"They're tearing the Borg to pieces !"
Picard:
"Turn off the monitors. I can't stand to watch, not even the Borg deserve that."
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ROTFLMAO!!!! :lol: :lol:
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:lol:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA:lol:
:lol:One of the funniest things i ever heared:lol:
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Glad you like it! :D:p:D
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I'm suing for defamatiory commenting and libel.
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Originally posted by Dark_4ce
ROTFLMAO!!!! :lol: :lol:
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Seen it before....not really that funny :wtf:
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Originally posted by Blue Lion
Seen it before....not really that funny :wtf:
You, sir. Have a "different" sense of humor...
*Walks to the next thread*
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Lol ha ha ha ha
:lol: :bump:
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Don't mind Blue Lion... He's just... hmmm... how should i put that...difrant
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I first saw that in the Forward Garden. Wonder if it's still there?
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Originally posted by Infested_Larva
Don't mind Blue Lion... He's just... hmmm... how should i put that...difrant
It's old, I've seen it, plus I've never watched Star Trek (that is that, isn't it?) so it's not funny to me :wtf: