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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on July 16, 2002, 10:43:36 pm
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I need some. Anything. Ranging from weaponry to medical equipment to uber-telescopes to hand weapons, just as long as it's sci-fi. It can be as complicated and implausible as you like or as childishly simple as....err.....a child (?). Brief descriptions of some tech would be nice but I know most of you are too lazy/spam-happy for that.
Commence.....nnnnnnnnnnNOW!
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Well...er...how about an implosion gun? If you've seen Outlaw Star, then you probably know what I'm talking about. When the round is fired, it causes the struck object to implode inside a minature black hole that's generated. ^^
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then it saps you're "life force" with a black electrical arcing effect
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How about a Quantum Bio Reconstruction Machine!
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Originally posted by Levyathan
How about a Quantum Bio Reconstruction Machine!
:wtf: Explain?
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Hmmm. Quantum Level Biological Synthesis Device.
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I am seriously considering the fact that my postcount doesn't raise with each post I post. w3rd.
Hmm... Now it did raise, but I'm sure it's just because I was looking at it.
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Originally posted by delta_7890
:wtf: Explain?
I could quote Polito's email to a more detailed explanation, but unfortunately I can't run Shock 2 withouth restarting the system, so I'll just tell you what it is.
It's a thing that resurrects you.
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Originally posted by Levyathan
I could quote Polito's email to a more detailed explanation, but unfortunately I can't run Shock 2 withouth restarting the system, so I'll just tell you what it is.
It's a thing that resurrects you.
Ooooooh...I want one of those!
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And you can have one! Just go to the nearest game store and buy System Shock 2 for 5 bucks! :D
You can have your money back if you're not completely satisfied with it!
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*shoots the driver and tries to keep the thread frmo de-railing*
Orbital Tachic Cannon Network.
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Do you have anything in specific? Or just random treknobabblic words?
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Originally posted by Shrike
Do you have anything in specific? Or just random treknobabblic words?
Completely random it seems.
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I need some. Anything. Ranging from weaponry to medical equipment to uber-telescopes to hand weapons, just as long as it's sci-fi. It can be as complicated and implausible as you like or as childishly simple as....err.....a child (?). Brief descriptions of some tech would be nice but I know most of you are too lazy/spam-happy for that.
I guess all the technology operates on math, so I could give you some of that... ;7
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Oh! God! No!
Kill it!
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Originally posted by Alikchi
Oh! God! No!
Kill it!
Well.. they say fight fire with fire
CP + Math + HLP = Dead HLP
Dead HLP - (CP + Math) = HLP
Me kan doo math stuff two!
Oh, and on the topic, how about some Massive Quantum ANU Extrapolator?
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High-Velocity Omega Plasma Rifle. O' doom.
Charged Omega Particle Fusor.
Omega Musket.
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Homing Black Hole
Category : Dimension Manipulation
The Homing Black Hole is easily the single most powerful weapon ever created. This missile calls into being a temporary and small black hole, which can destroy fleets of weak vessels and cripple some of the largest ships in existence.
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The Reality Stabilizer.
Emits a powerful antitechnobabblyon field, causing all technobablyon particles to decay instantly into realyons, forcing all technology to operate using proven scientific laws and theories.
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The Barimetric Undulating Liquid Luminecent Sequential Hydrogen Intergrated Tachymeter. All you need in a modern utopia. :D
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Originally posted by Dark_4ce
The Barimetric Undulating Liquid Luminecent Sequential Hydrogen Intergrated Tachymeter. All you need in a modern utopia. :D
LOL!! :lol:
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the Ultimate Terminality Tachyon Emitter Radioemitter / Proton Induction Space Heater
;7
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Originally posted by Alikchi
O' doom.
What isn't, these days? :D
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Combustive-Force Fueled Quad-Point Mass accelerator retrofitted with a Semi-Subsonic Variable Tone Emitter and Pneumohydraulic Force Dampening/Lifting Device.
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[color=sky blue]How 'bout some real stuff?[/color] :D
http://www.howstuffworks.com/category.htm?cat=Spaceww
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Real? :wtf:
Anyway, mine IS. If you've ever been to the Hispanic district of pretty much any town, you'd know.:D
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*hugs Borealis*
*realises she posted something*
*reads post*
*makes Homer Simpson "Ooooh" noise and wanders off through the link*
*comes back*
*hugs Stryke so he doesn't feel left out*
*wanders off back through the link*
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Here's my technologies:
Quantum Particle Accelerator
The use of the Quantum Particle Accelerator will slow down time for the user by a period of up to fifty times. The device modifies the molecules in the user's body and excites them into a vibrating motion moving the molecules close to the speed of light. The closer to the speed of light, the slower time will seem to the user. The user will be able to make normal reactions while time passes much slower around them.
Graviton Displacement Column
Anti-gravity elevator.
Omnirover
Multipurpose vehicle with wheels and anti-grav plates
Sentinel
Non-organic intelligent lifeform used for defensive purposes
Plasma Weapons
Energy burst weapons with destructive reactions
Organic Disruption Weapons
Energy-based weapons that disrupt the neural-pathways of an organic lifeform with modes for unconsciousness to death
Electronics Disruption Weapons
Electromagnetic weapons that disrupt electronics
Particle Acceleration Weapons
A hyper-accelerated particle pulse weapon with destructive force
Focussed Plasma Beam Weapons
An accurate focussed beam weapon with a plasma stream
Security Vest
A vest that is worn to protect a person from energy-based weapons by absorbing as much energy as the capacitor can hold
Hazard Armour
Armour structure that is used to protect vessels from energy-based weapons by absorbing as much energy as the local capacitors can withstand
Hull Energiser
A system that polarises the hull with a magnetic current, which strengthens the hull to prevent against attack or other dangerous elements
Projected Energy Defence Screen (Shields, PED-Screen)
An energy shield that is projected around an object from internal generators protecting the object from unwarranted radiation, objects and energy, etc
Tachyon Radio Communications
A radio, which uses tachyon particles for instantaneous communications
Molecular Deflector
A device that is used on high-speed space-faring vessels to deflect atoms, molecules and other small undetectable objects in the vessel's path that could cause damage
Time Dilation Inhibitor
A small device that creates a partial energy bubble around a vessel to prevent the effects of time dilation on fast moving vessels
Quantum Computer
A computing system that uses particles at the atomic level to process and store data at an extremely high rate
Advanced Ion Drive with Deuterium Bombardment
An advanced ion-drive propulsion system is a high-powered drive system used to achieve high speeds, teamed up with Deuterium slug bombardments, this drive also has high acceleration
Low-Power Fusion Thrust Drive
A low-powered fusion propulsion system used for accurate low speed manoeuvres
Manoeuvring Thrusters
Small Chemical-based thrusters that help move a vessel
Retro Fusion Thrust Drive
A small, high-powered fusion propulsion system used to slow a vessel down from high speeds, which is also used for fast reverse-thrust
{unnamed} Engine
An engine that uses the magnified power that runs through an {unnamed} core
Surveyor Scouts
A group of six small unoccupied scouts with long-range sensor equipment that arrange themselves in a spherical formation around their parent vessel to increase its sensor range
Artificial-Gravity Deck Plating
These plates are positioned in the deck flooring of space-faring vessels and, when activated, generate a gravity field in the room creating artificial gravity for lifeforms to function more safely
{unnamed device}
A device that creates anti-matter from matter at an efficient rate
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You may have too much time on your hands but who ever said that was a bad thing?
*gives Pegasus a Carl-The-Shivan Plushie™©*
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The advanced zero-gravity graphite dispension device with an oppositely mounted mistake nullification unit. Invaluable tool.
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LOL @ Shrike :D
Umm, okay, now for a bit more seriousness?
Fusion Compression Cell
Basically a sphere lined with ultrastrong ceramic electromagnets. This allows for rapid heat dissipation and no electrical arcing in the chamber. When energized, the magnetic fields can compress charged gasses into a tiny spot, and due to the compression the temperature of the compressed gases shoots up exponentially. Keep a constant feed of deuterium/tritium going, and you'll eventually get a semi-self sustaining fusion reaction. The plasma can then be ducted through absorber conduits to collect the EM fluxing and heat for power generation.
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The neumatic cookie dispenser with optional beverage fountain and holder. Fits into a free CD-ROM Slot of you're PC.
Trash vaporizer. No more need to take out the trash.
Doggie Collar with a GPS geomagnetic motion controlor that allows the dog to go alon into the streets to take itself out following a programed course. With optional noise reducer and agresiveness inhibitor.
Neural awareness activator/time clock. Place the small little chip onto you're temple when you sleep, and it will wake you up at the designated time, fully refreshed.
Playstation 3. Can play any game on the market. I don't know how, but it can.
The Cooker-fridge. Any food placed in a cookerbox that has been taged will instantly be cooked and heated to desired requirements specified on the tag once it has been take out of the fridge.
The brain-keyboard. No more typing.
The Body Office. Surgically planted devices that allow an executive to continue work while either in transit or at home. Includes Cell phone implanted into the ear that uses voice recognition for phone calls. It is connected to a retinal implant that displays a HUD into either eye to display latest stock quotes and cell phone data, aswell as connection to the internet. Brain implant allows full control over an office operating system where the user can mentally write all reports and send them via the phone to the closest printer or at home. Has optional guarage opener, car lock/open/starter, credit card data, radio receiver.
The palm reader. The device is a thin film that can be placed on the palm of the hand or surgically meshed with the plams skin. Will be able to read any books in a matter of minutes upon contact with any paper back book. The signals will be sent to the users brain where words are transfered in to images. Illegal uprgrade wil allow more "interactivity" while reading "adult" material.
Office Home Security Hazzard Interception Tiger. When you leave the house, it will activate and patrol the home for any intruders who it will immediatly decimate and place in nice little handy doggy bags to be placed in the trash vaporizer when arriving home or to the office.
The tachyon oven. You're food will be cooked before you even place it in the oven. so no more oven cleaning. Warning: May produce unwanted quantities of food...
Thats all I could come up with for now. :D
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the swiss knife, even in the future, it can save your life ( if it doesn't break ).
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Pants. Keep you from getting cold or having to sit bareassed on public train station benches.
The Unmitigated Zoroastrian Particulate Globule. Yeah.
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The derail gun:
For when you absolutely, postively have to derail every single thread in the forum, accept no substitute.
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Originally posted by Pegasus V
Quantum Particle Accelerator
The use of the Quantum Particle Accelerator will slow down time for the user by a period of up to fifty times. The device modifies the molecules in the user's body and excites them into a vibrating motion moving the molecules close to the speed of light. The closer to the speed of light, the slower time will seem to the user. The user will be able to make normal reactions while time passes much slower around them.
The seventh sense!
Too bad no one knows what I'm talking about.
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Gentlemen, this is all fine and good, but I will astound you with a miracle of modern science.
More powerful than the UD-8 Kayser, with more punch than the Maxim, and with more sex appeal than Mina Suvari (or however u write her name) in tight clothing...
*hits self to get back on topic*
I present you with...
The Frag-o-matic™
Capable of killing anything with more than one head, this trusty big gun that looks like something from doom is as rare as it is un-render-able. ;)
Only two are in existence... :nod:
*wanders off and mutters about true genius not being appreciated*
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Originally posted by vyper
...Capable of killing anything with more than one head...
Well... I'm safe... Dunno 'bout the rest of you though...:p
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Bubble Wrap. It pops. Whee!
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Just hit "technobabble generator" on any search engine, and you'll get all you need.
http://satya.virtualave.net/cgi-bin/tbabble.pl?count=10
http://www.deepspace9.net/games/trektech/index.html
and so on...
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Originally posted by ZylonBane
http://www.deepspace9.net/games/trektech/index.html
I entered 1, 1, 1, 4 and got this BUBBLE
Real technobabble... :doubt:
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Ack! ZylonBane, you're a Shockling!
Did not see that coming.
Actually, it's the other way around. Didn't know you were into Freespace.
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Originally posted by TheCelestialOne
I entered 1, 1, 1, 4 and got this BUBBLE
Real technobabble... :doubt:
ROFL!!! I tried 1, 1, 1, 1, and got a blank space. :D
The other one's more fun:
photonic muon protocol
photonic imbalance collider
localized muon balancing
whatsis subspace thingamajig
localized muon detector
HTTP imbalance thingamajig
neutron density balancing
whatsis translator collider
photonic doohickey reverser
whatsis doohickey collider
What the heck is a HTTP imbalance thingamajig ?!?!??!? :lol: :wakka:
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Originally posted by sandwich
whatsis doohickey collider
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Originally posted by TheCelestialOne
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You took the words right out of my mouth. :D