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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Flipside on September 09, 2014, 01:25:13 pm

Title: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: Flipside on September 09, 2014, 01:25:13 pm
For 2 minutes anyway...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-29126161

There's something strangely British about the concept of trying to make a chocolate teapot that works...
Title: Re: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: deathfun on September 09, 2014, 01:35:25 pm
You're just all over the place with these news tidbits aren't you :P

Although this is still pretty amusing. All that effort just to make an old saying wrong!
Title: Re: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: Flipside on September 09, 2014, 01:55:59 pm
Hehe, I just post tidbits that people might find interesting or amusing :)

Being controversial or rage inducing is not a required criteria from my perspective, so I see something and think 'The peeps at HLP would find this funny/fascinating' and forward it on.

Besides, if I see one more thread about sexism on top of the 4 we've had in the last few weeks, I'm going to scream.
Title: Re: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: Goober5000 on September 09, 2014, 03:00:54 pm
This is the sort of thread General Discussion needs more of. :)

I'm not familiar with this "as useful as a chocolate teapot" aphorism.  Is it a British saying?
Title: Re: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: Flipside on September 09, 2014, 03:04:26 pm
Yup, when something is obviously going to serve no purpose whatsoever. Often used when referring to Politicians :)

Title: Re: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: Phantom Hoover on September 09, 2014, 03:09:16 pm
'Useful' is still a bit of a stretch, really.
Title: Re: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: deathfun on September 09, 2014, 03:12:09 pm
This is the sort of thread General Discussion needs more of. :)

I'm not familiar with this "as useful as a chocolate teapot" aphorism.  Is it a British saying?

Of course it's a British saying
It involves tea
Title: Re: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: Flipside on September 09, 2014, 03:17:05 pm
'Useful' is still a bit of a stretch, really.

That's kind of the point.
Title: Re: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: AtomicClucker on September 09, 2014, 04:22:27 pm
Can't go wrong with chocolate and tea for that matter.
Title: Re: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: Dragon on September 09, 2014, 04:32:40 pm
Well, I think it'd actually be really useful. You can sell it complete with a tea bag, a paper cup, a small bottle of water and a chemical warming mat. Tea and chocolate MRE! :) It'd likely be a hit among British and Americans alike.
Title: Re: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: deathfun on September 09, 2014, 11:42:34 pm
I'd rather mine taste like gunpowder
Now that's manly tea
Gunpowder flavoured
Title: Re: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: Flipside on September 10, 2014, 02:34:54 am
You only get a boom with Typhoo?

You may have to be British to understand that one...
Title: Re: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: Lorric on September 28, 2014, 10:24:16 pm
For 2 minutes anyway...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-29126161

There's something strangely British about the concept of trying to make a chocolate teapot that works...
My mother has used the phrase "as useful as a chocolate teapot" many times during my life, so this topic was right up my alley. I smiled wide when I saw it.

This is the sort of thread General Discussion needs more of. :)

Oh I agree. :)
Title: Re: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: deathspeed on September 28, 2014, 10:51:39 pm
My (American) grandma used to say "useful as a back pocket on a t-shirt".  :)
Title: Re: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: Lorric on September 28, 2014, 10:57:39 pm
"As much use as a chocolate fireguard" is another saying. No idea if we Brits have got dibs on it or not, but that's another one that's been thrown out a few times in my family. :)
Title: Re: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: Mongoose on September 29, 2014, 07:24:02 pm
"A screen door on a submarine" was always my favorite.
Title: Re: Turns out chocolate teapots ARE useful....
Post by: watsisname on September 29, 2014, 10:11:16 pm
"Fly like a lead balloon", once the Mythbusters busted it.