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Off-Topic Discussion => Arts & Talents => Topic started by: Gortef on July 29, 2002, 07:10:26 am

Title: This is crap
Post by: Gortef on July 29, 2002, 07:10:26 am

Ok now... you can call me weird... you're propably right :p
Nico, nothing personal... I just got this idea from your topic "My Crap"... especially from Redfangs first answer. And today I decided to proceed with the idea.

(http://members.surfeu.fi/gortef/crap.jpg)

Meh... ... :snipe:

(if this offends anyone... let me know and I'll remove it)

Title: This is crap
Post by: Tiara on July 29, 2002, 07:18:17 am

A very smooth piece of crap it is... But for the rest :wtf:...

:p

Title: This is crap
Post by: Gortef on July 29, 2002, 07:51:26 am

... err... yea... :lol:

Title: This is crap
Post by: Darkage on July 29, 2002, 08:03:25 am

Why did you put teh crap on a peice of furnuture?

It looks realy smooth, to smooth add some bump mapping:D
Or better crap mapping:p

Title: This is crap
Post by: Nico on July 29, 2002, 08:45:40 am

huh!

Title: This is crap
Post by: Zeronet on July 29, 2002, 08:50:39 am

:lol: :lol:

Title: This is crap
Post by: Dark_4ce on July 29, 2002, 09:02:21 am

I'm wondering what animal could crap so high! :p

Title: This is crap
Post by: Redfang on July 29, 2002, 10:17:26 am

Hmm... :lol::lol::yes:

Title: This is crap
Post by: Mad Bomber on July 29, 2002, 10:37:54 am

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Originally posted by Dark_4ce
I'm wondering what animal could crap so high! :p

It all depends on aim. Either that or the Force.

"When 900 years old you reach, difficult it will be to aim it in the right direction!"

:D:lol::D

Title: This is crap
Post by: Gortef on July 29, 2002, 11:52:30 am

Quote

Originally posted by darkage
Why did you put teh crap on a peice of furnuture?

It looks realy smooth, to smooth add some bump mapping:D
Or better crap mapping:p

because it looks funny on there...

Maybe stronger bumb mapping would help but I'm not gonna touch it anymore :p

Dark: Maybe a Giraffe... or an elephant... or a huge dog :D

Mad: :lol:

Title: This is crap
Post by: Stunaep on July 29, 2002, 12:26:18 pm

ToT-s dog could do it. Man, I really need a digital camera.

Title: This is crap
Post by: Darkage on July 29, 2002, 01:38:08 pm

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Originally posted by Gortef


because it looks funny on there...

Maybe stronger bumb mapping would help but I'm not gonna touch it anymore :p

Dark: Maybe a Giraffe... or an elephant... or a huge dog :D

Mad: :lol:

Proberly your mouse pointer wil be full off crap when you touch it:p

If those 2 animals could **** that high and smooth they get free food for a year from me:D

Title: This is crap
Post by: Darkage on July 29, 2002, 01:39:46 pm

Quote

Originally posted by Mad Bomber


It all depends on aim. Either that or the Force.

"When 900 years old you reach, difficult it will be to aim it in the right direction!"

:D:lol::D

Must be a powerfull and huge piece off crap you need to **** if you need to use the force :D

Title: This is crap
Post by: Mad Bomber on July 29, 2002, 01:51:01 pm

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Originally posted by darkage
Must be a powerfull and huge piece off crap you need to **** if you need to use the force :D

Yes. Painful it is.

Title: This is crap
Post by: aldo_14 on July 29, 2002, 05:10:28 pm

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Originally posted by Dark_4ce
I'm wondering what animal could crap so high! :p

You've abviously never seen my next door neighbours dog........

It's er.... very nice.

*backs away slowly, then runs*

Title: This is crap
Post by: Gortef on July 30, 2002, 03:35:51 am

Quote

Originally posted by darkage



Proberly your mouse pointer wil be full off crap when you touch it:p

:ha: :ha:

Quote

Originally posted by darkage

If those 2 animals could **** that high and smooth they get free food for a year from me:D

How about me? :D

Title: This is crap
Post by: Darkage on July 30, 2002, 06:37:06 am

Quote

Originally posted by Gortef


:ha: :ha:



How about me? :D

You are human so you don't get the free food, but a year of free toilet paper !:p:D

Title: This is crap
Post by: Gortef on July 30, 2002, 07:27:52 am

hehe, I guess that would do just fine also :p

On the other note... I'm actually very pleased for the render itself. Allthough being quite simple the lighting succeeded quite well... I think. Comments?

Title: This is crap
Post by: Redfang on July 30, 2002, 09:02:02 am

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Originally posted by Gortef
On the other note... I'm actually very pleased for the render itself. Allthough being quite simple the lighting succeeded quite well... I think. Comments?

 
:nod:Agreed. :yes: The textures are good, wall could look a bit better but it's good already. :) The lightning is good indeed.
 
What program did you use to render it?

Title: This is crap
Post by: Nico on July 30, 2002, 09:09:17 am

cinema4D :nod:

Title: This is crap
Post by: Styxx on July 30, 2002, 09:41:09 am

Ok, this is fun and all, but it's potentially offensive. Think twice about posting it - at least as an image on the thread instead of a link, and without any warning, ok?

:)

Title: This is crap
Post by: Tiara on July 30, 2002, 09:45:02 am

Offensive to whom? If you find such things offensive I think you should stop surfing the internet all together...

Title: This is crap
Post by: Stunaep on July 30, 2002, 09:51:43 am

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Offensive to whom? If you find such things offensive I think you should stop surfing the internet all together...

well, you're probably right, but there's a slight nuance here -  Mr. Sticks just appears to be an admin, so instead of stopping surfing HLP, he can make US stop surfing HLP, so we better do what the man sais.:)

Title: This is crap
Post by: Nico on July 30, 2002, 10:32:29 am

Quote

Originally posted by Styxx
Ok, this is fun and all, but it's potentially offensive. Think twice about posting it - at least as an image on the thread instead of a link, and without any warning, ok?

:)

the warning, what about the thread title? :p
btw, I didn't thought crap meant that, I thought it was just a term designating something... her... crappy...

Title: This is crap
Post by: Redfang on July 30, 2002, 10:38:55 am

:wtf:Hmm, that is offensive?
 
I don't think so. :D

Title: This is crap
Post by: Tiara on July 30, 2002, 10:42:49 am

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Originally posted by Redfang
:wtf:Hmm, that is offensive?
 
I don't think so. :D

:nod:

Now if someone used the "F" word in his/her title and made a render of it ( ;) ) I would say it would be appropriate to say such a thing and delete the thread. But crap doesn't even fall under the catagory "swearing"...

Now if you haven't changed your mind i'm backing off because I don't want an angry mod after me... :D

*runs*

Title: This is crap
Post by: Redfang on July 30, 2002, 11:12:06 am

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Originally posted by Tiara
I don't want an angry mod after me... :D

 
Admin. :p Moderators can't ban. :D

Title: This is crap
Post by: Tiara on July 30, 2002, 12:05:46 pm

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Originally posted by Redfang

 
Admin. :p Moderators can't ban. :D

But they DO have "ties" to administrative powers....

Title: This is crap
Post by: aldo_14 on July 30, 2002, 04:41:22 pm

I think mods can ban, actually.  I remember getting a link to the user-profile-controller-thingie a while back, when Steak was still around.  Never used or tried to use the thing, but it was the proper alter postcount / change title/ ban user type control panel.

Technically, I think I can be evil......

:devilidea

Title: This is crap
Post by: Gortef on July 31, 2002, 04:33:11 am

Quote

Originally posted by Styxx
Ok, this is fun and all, but it's potentially offensive. Think twice about posting it - at least as an image on the thread instead of a link, and without any warning, ok?

:)

Yea I know. I usually think before posting anything that would be concidered too offensive or badly on the wrong side of good taste.

This time I just decided to take a small risk... and it seems like it did no harm.

:)

Edit: Oh and Red... yea it was Cinema 4D, as venom said