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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: MP-Ryan on January 21, 2016, 12:20:04 pm

Title: "Reputation management" and legal shenanigans in Florida
Post by: MP-Ryan on January 21, 2016, 12:20:04 pm
Because OF COURSE it's from Florida, where else?

For those who aren't regular readers of Popehat and Simple Justice (despite the fact that you should be), here's the hilarious nutshell:

-Florida lawyer puts out terrible press release.
-Said lawyer is mocked [deservedly, IMHO] for said press release by a bunch of other lawyers who write legal blogs.
-After much buffoonery, the "aggrieved" press-releasing lawyer apparently hires a "web designer" dudebro named Patrick Zarelli.
-Spurious legal threats, bar complaints, and some epic poorly-spelled stream-of-consciousness rant-threat emails and reddit posts are provided by Mr. Z for our amusement and possibly to try to salvage some scrap of his self-esteem/ego.

https://popehat.com/2016/01/20/legal-marketing-supergenius-patrick-zarrelli-finally-gets-around-to-threatening-me/
Title: Re: "Reputation management" and legal shenanigans in Florida
Post by: 0rph3u5 on January 21, 2016, 12:46:11 pm
The clown act of selfpromotion (except Clowns can be scary) and what becomes of it ... thanks for the read, brightened my day :)
Title: Re: "Reputation management" and legal shenanigans in Florida
Post by: Phantom Hoover on January 21, 2016, 12:52:00 pm
obviously a student of the same florida law school as derek smart's crack legal team
Title: Re: "Reputation management" and legal shenanigans in Florida
Post by: StarSlayer on January 21, 2016, 01:01:39 pm
Hilarious read but:

"Hiring Patrick Zarrelli to fix your online reputation is like hiring Mad Max to detail your car."

I dunno, I would totally hire Mad Max to detail my car.

(http://images.streetsideauto.com/images/blog/051515-mad-max-fury-road/gigahorse.jpg)

Oh Yes.
Title: Re: "Reputation management" and legal shenanigans in Florida
Post by: Grizzly on January 21, 2016, 01:53:07 pm
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I dunno, I would totally hire Mad Max to detail my car.

(psst, detailing your car means washing it)
Title: Re: "Reputation management" and legal shenanigans in Florida
Post by: StarSlayer on January 21, 2016, 02:04:47 pm
Quote from: -Joshua- on January 21, 2016, 01:53:07 pm
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I dunno, I would totally hire Mad Max to detail my car.

(psst, detailing your car means washing it)

You didn't see the scene in the blu ray extras were they had Max wax the Immortan's car before making him a blood bag?