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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Stryke 9 on August 03, 2002, 09:33:26 pm

Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 03, 2002, 09:33:26 pm
Ayuh.

http://www.humanforsale.com/
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: an0n on August 03, 2002, 09:39:20 pm
I friggin warned them not to take any of my business but would they listen? NO.

*goes to torch humanforsale.com offices and servers and kill all the employees*
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: CP5670 on August 03, 2002, 09:49:47 pm
Sometimes I wonder who actually takes the time to make this stuff... :p
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: an0n on August 03, 2002, 09:53:24 pm
http://www.facethejury.com

A link given at the end of the questionnare. It kicks ass.

Pour example:
http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=GoddessKatie&return_name=desc&page=1&start=ftj
http://www.facethejury.com/profile.asp?user_name=ToXicCandy&return_name=desc&page=1&start=ftj
Title: Hey kewl!
Post by: Vortex on August 03, 2002, 10:04:50 pm
It said I was worth $2,132,950.00 which is #27 on the all time high list. Boy this must be screwed up if a high school student can produce such results (must be the IQ thing, if you have anything above 130 you'll probably be guaranteed 2 mil automatically).
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: CP5670 on August 03, 2002, 10:10:30 pm
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How big is your penis:


some question...did anyone actually get a precise measurement for this one? :p :rolleyes:
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: demon442 on August 04, 2002, 12:13:17 am
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Originally posted by CP5670


some question...did anyone actually get a precise measurement for this one? :p :rolleyes:


If you did, you have way too much free time.
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: Blue Lion on August 04, 2002, 12:15:43 am
You are worth exactly: $2,233,450.00.


wh00t :p
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: an0n on August 04, 2002, 12:52:55 am
Real: $1,969,662
Cheating: $390,920.00
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: Blue Lion on August 04, 2002, 12:56:41 am
good cheat :wtf:
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: an0n on August 04, 2002, 01:00:15 am
Yeah, I was a 100 year old, 700lb homosexual stoner with baldness and cancer, a 400 on his SATs and a 3 inch penis. And I only got as low as 1.9 million....err....390K.
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: Blue Lion on August 04, 2002, 01:08:09 am
I'm gonna take a wild stab and say this test is based more on health than anything else. So exercising actually has a use, getting high scores on tests like these! :yes: :D
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: Vortex on August 04, 2002, 03:59:52 am
Best score by cheating: $3,619,190.00
Worst score by cheating: $362,920.00

Jesus, 363k for a 100 year old, 1 pound hairy man who doesn't have a single redeeming feature and has contracted numerous deadly diseases. Just a bit too expensive if you ask me...
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 04, 2002, 04:07:04 am
You'd think the value went up the eviller you got. I mean, really good people are boring, for one thing, and for another you'd think someone would pay premium for the privelige of giving a total bastard a good, solid kick once in a while.
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: Sandwich on August 04, 2002, 05:24:29 am
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Originally posted by an0n
Yeah, I was a 100 year old, 700lb homosexual stoner with baldness and cancer, a 400 on his SATs and a 3 inch penis. And I only got as low as 1.9 million....err....390K.

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Originally posted by Blue Lion
I'm gonna take a wild stab and say this test is based more on health than anything else. So exercising actually has a use, getting high scores on tests like these! :yes: :D


ROFL!!!
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: Nico on August 04, 2002, 06:06:55 am
bah, when they'll learn the metric system I'll reply to this :rolleyes:
(what the hell is that shoe measurement in??? )
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: Dark_4ce on August 04, 2002, 07:16:51 am
$2,368,516.00.
Without Cheating. :D
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: Kazashi on August 04, 2002, 07:54:58 am
Hmmm, just think of all those people being suckered into putting their details into that thing before it's sold for marketing purposes....
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: Sandwich on August 04, 2002, 01:47:47 pm
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Originally posted by venom2506
bah, when they'll learn the metric system I'll reply to this :rolleyes:
(what the hell is that shoe measurement in??? )


That's the dreaded American Way. I'm a 46-47 metric, and a 13-13.5 American. Go figure.

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Originally posted by Kazashi
Hmmm, just think of all those people being suckered into putting their details into that thing before it's sold for marketing purposes....


Exactly why I didn't enter my "value" - that email field at the end was just too much. :D
Title: OT- humans for sale
Post by: DragonClaw on August 04, 2002, 03:08:16 pm
Without cheating: $2,324,360.00
With cheating(female, young, very sexual, athletic, the works... everything a guy who made this page would want :p): $2,509,790.00