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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: an0n on August 03, 2002, 11:19:04 pm

Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: an0n on August 03, 2002, 11:19:04 pm
......to go pimp HLP HERE (http://www.facethejury.com/forum.asp).

Around 15 million posts. Tens of thousands of members. Around 2500 people online at any one time.

Go on. You know you want to.
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Mr. Vega on August 03, 2002, 11:51:31 pm
Yeah, I'm sure they think modding is sexy.
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Blue Lion on August 03, 2002, 11:53:16 pm
It didn't work for WS it won't work here
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: CP5670 on August 03, 2002, 11:56:00 pm
man that is quite a spam zone...

and the posts in the religion/philosophy section really show the intelligence of these people. :p :D
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Stealth on August 04, 2002, 01:16:57 am
hehe

i'll p1mp HLP tomorrow, i already know what to say and everything :D  

during registration:

(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/stealth/registration.jpg)

EDIT:  Doing IMG tags HTML style
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: an0n on August 04, 2002, 01:18:35 am
Ah. I see you've been reading other peoples profile thingies.


Mark and Tom from Blink 182 are registered at those forums.
Title: hehe...
Post by: Vortex on August 04, 2002, 03:39:28 am
How many of you guys immediately went to the "discuss the hot girls" forum or "sex & relationships?" :D:D:D
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 04, 2002, 03:42:22 am
Dude, twelve bucks and I'll go make fun of their loser asses for being in that forum, pretending to be female, etc.:D I gotta test my firewall and roaming IP anyways.

But you've gotta figure out how my PayPal account works. I have not a clue.
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Kamikaze on August 04, 2002, 04:02:25 am
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Originally posted by CP5670
man that is quite a spam zone...

and the posts in the religion/philosophy section really show the intelligence of these people. :p :D


I agree :D (some quite funny things in there... there's occasionally some "sensible" posts though)
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 04, 2002, 04:05:17 am
Looks no worse than most really big forums I've seen as regards to spam... it seems like the trolling ratio goes up geometrically with community size. Which might make sense, since a community of 12 people is gonna be kinda close-knit and have its own rules, while a community of 100,000 is gonna have hardly anybody knowing anybody at all, and have the rules be effectively unenforceable on the occasion that someone goes rogue or you get a wave of new trolls.
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Kellan on August 04, 2002, 04:05:34 am
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Originally posted by CP5670
and the posts in the religion/philosophy section really show the intelligence of these people. :p :D


I quite agree. One hilarious post I read said that environmentalism was useless because God said we could have dominion over the world so do what we like, and that he would "provide" - thus they believed that if ecosystems were destroyed God would magick up something else. :lol:
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Stealth on August 04, 2002, 11:28:01 am
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Originally posted by an0n
Ah. I see you've been reading other peoples profile thingies.




that's my profile
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: an0n on August 04, 2002, 02:00:00 pm
Yes but like half the people on there have, Turn Offs: Yo' momma, in their profile.
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 04, 2002, 03:36:10 pm
Which just goes to show, thye probably cheated on the intelligence portion of the test.
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Stealth on August 04, 2002, 03:48:42 pm
i didn't know they all have "yo mama" in their 'profiles'...  i just signed up then went to bed, lol :)
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Stealth on August 04, 2002, 03:56:23 pm
look at these losers!!! :
(i was going to p1mp HLP, but it's still "validating my picture" or something like that)


(http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/stealth/losers.jpg)
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 04, 2002, 04:04:14 pm
I think that's where they have the dweebs decide whether your pic's real, so they really know whether to hit on you or not...:rolleyes:

See, if I had a fast-action macrovirus and access to their forum server right now, all would be well with the world.
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: CP5670 on August 04, 2002, 04:09:13 pm
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if you let me pick your nose


I started laughing pretty hard when I saw this; makes one wonder where the intelligence of the common man is headed... :D
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Stealth on August 04, 2002, 04:09:54 pm
but i mean, it's pathetic!!!

check this out:

http://www.facethejury.com/show_message.asp?cat_id=1&thread_id=16868211&time=2&prev_thread=16868210&next_thread=16868212

and this:

http://www.facethejury.com/show_message.asp?cat_id=1&thread_id=16868255&time=2&prev_thread=16868254&next_thread=0

and this one:

http://www.facethejury.com/show_message.asp?cat_id=1&thread_id=16868226&time=2&prev_thread=16868225&next_thread=16868227

note the highly intelligent answers!
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Stealth on August 04, 2002, 04:12:29 pm
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Originally posted by CP5670


I started laughing pretty hard when I saw this; makes one wonder where the intelligence of the common man is headed... :D



yeah, it's in the 'will you marry me' thread (my previous post, first link)...

but what's even funnier is if you look at the person who posted that (her name is: ****inA i think) she's got three 'additional' pictures, and in the third picture she actually looks pretty cute, but she's got her finger... her middle finger ... in her nose!

also here:

http://www.facethejury.com/show_message.asp?cat_id=1&thread_id=16868232&time=0.041667&prev_thread=16868231&next_thread=16868233
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Redfang on August 04, 2002, 04:22:25 pm
Nice forum, or not. Maybe you'd better not p1mp HLP at there, I don't think we want people like that here... :D
 
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Originally posted by Stealth
and in the third picture she actually looks pretty cute, but she's got her finger... her middle finger ... in her nose!

 
Cute? I don't think so...
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 04, 2002, 04:36:25 pm
Don't worry. If any actually try and come over, we can ban them...:D
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Unknown Target on August 04, 2002, 04:43:09 pm
Lol! Did anyone try yet?
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: CP5670 on August 04, 2002, 04:44:08 pm
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I quite agree. One hilarious post I read said that environmentalism was useless because God said we could have dominion over the world so do what we like, and that he would "provide" - thus they believed that if ecosystems were destroyed God would magick up something else. :lol:


LOL I remember seeing that one (in fact that poster said the same thing about five times in various places), but there was another one that really took the cake: one guy said that Christianity is better than than these "other blasphemous religions with their false gods and false promises" because he met Christ in a dream, who said that only this religion has "salvation" and therefore his "rational thinking" allowed him to reason that this one provides the most benefits. :D :lol: :D (quoted bits are his)

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but i mean, it's pathetic!!!
check this out:
http://www.facethejury.com/show_mes...thread=16868212
and this:
http://www.facethejury.com/show_mes...4&next_thread=0
and this one:
http://www.facethejury.com/show_mes...thread=16868227
note the highly intelligent answers!


half of those responses didn't even have anything to do with the original post. :p

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Cute? I don't think so...


They all look ugly to me. :p
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Sesquipedalian on August 04, 2002, 05:22:48 pm
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Originally posted at http://www.facethejury.com/show_message.asp?cat_id=1&thread_id=16868211&time=2&prev_thread=16868210&next_thread=16868212:

oh **** so many people said yes... i am gonna hev to become a bigamist or something


Does anyone else notice a little problem with the numbers here? :rolleyes:
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 04, 2002, 05:25:33 pm
You're just jealous.:D

But yeah, considering the content, that's a bit disturbing.
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Stealth on August 04, 2002, 06:38:37 pm
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Originally posted by Redfang

Cute? I don't think so...



99% of the pictures there are fake or else edited with photoshop or something to improve their looks

but by 'cute' i meant the way she was dressed, looked pretty good in it
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Stealth on August 04, 2002, 06:39:19 pm
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Originally posted by CP5670

half of those responses didn't even have anything to do with the original post. :p


exactly...!

I thought we were bad in that we go OT in 2 posts, but they go OT within 1 post! :D
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: CP5670 on August 04, 2002, 10:22:14 pm
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Does anyone else notice a little problem with the numbers here? :rolleyes:


Looking at some of the other posts in the place, it doesn't seem all that unusual actually. :p :D
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: delta_7890 on August 04, 2002, 10:30:15 pm
It's fun to sit here and make fun of other boards.  ^^;;
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Styxx on August 04, 2002, 10:34:38 pm
Eh, from your reactions, I think I'll refrain from checking that place... :p
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Kellan on August 05, 2002, 03:14:48 am
THEY HAVE ALL BEEN CONTAMINATED. THEY MUST BE PURGED!

ahahaaaa...a.a..aaaahaha...a...uh....

...But not me, of course. :nervous:
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Kamikaze on August 05, 2002, 04:21:08 am
HLP: Salvation of Sanity

Scary Thought... (http://dynamic4.gamespy.com/~freespace/forums/images/smilies/nervous.gif)
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Styxx on August 05, 2002, 09:43:13 am
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Originally posted by Kellan
...But not me, of course. :nervous:


* smites Kellan *
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Kellan on August 05, 2002, 11:46:30 am
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Originally posted by Styxx


* smites Kellan *


I live, Styxx! I...uh. I mean, look at me. Boy am I dead. You can go on ignoring me now, and I promise that I shall not destroy you. :nod:

Side Note: Is the past participle of smite 'smote', or is it 'smitten'? Grammatically the second makes more sense...
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Fineus on August 05, 2002, 11:58:00 am
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
HLP: Salvation of Sanity
 

We've got flamethrowers, though that might not be enough...

I say we take off and fall back to the Sulaco then nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
 
Alternatively we go in fast, stop short and show them the blinding power of Hard Light Productions sunshine.

Enough movie quoting ;)
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Unknown Target on August 05, 2002, 12:03:16 pm
Don't forget, we also have my Interplay agents! :D
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: Stealth on August 05, 2002, 01:49:22 pm
what movie was that Thunder?


oh, and i decided not to post there, cause the flood over morons over to this forum no flamethrower or even sandwich's I.M. .44 Desert Eagle could stop!






Mankind has found a very primitive way to defeat these aliens, no details have been released yet!

the primitive way from the movie 'Signs'?  you'll just have to watch and see!

sorry... no more movie quoting :D
Title: OT: I Dare You........
Post by: saturn114 on August 07, 2002, 09:46:37 am
weeeee
this is one awesome thread lol