Post by: CP5670 on August 08, 2002, 11:29:20 pm
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Johnson Munitions
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Post by: an0n on August 08, 2002, 11:31:35 pm
Post by: Su-tehp on August 08, 2002, 11:32:35 pm
Post by: vadar_1 on August 08, 2002, 11:42:25 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
Dude, you really need a girlfriend.
How... hes a math nerd... he'd need a math chick.... a math chick that also dosn't have a life.... then again they would never find each other...
Dude, CP, your screwed for life, sorry :(
Post by: Pegasus V on August 08, 2002, 11:57:34 pm
Post by: CP5670 on August 08, 2002, 11:57:56 pm
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How... hes a math nerd... he'd need a math chick.... a math chick that also dosn't have a life.... then again they would never find each other...
That is what I always respond with whenever someone tells me that "maybe you will find a girl like you." If she is truly like me, she would also avoid people and thus we would never come into contact anyway; problem solved. :D
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Dude, CP, your screwed for life, sorry :(
you have not seen the power of the true nut yet... ;7
Post by: an0n on August 09, 2002, 12:31:41 am
Post by: CP5670 on August 09, 2002, 12:39:20 am
Post by: Mr. Vega on August 09, 2002, 01:06:37 am
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Originally posted by CP5670
but I won't learn any math that way... :p
:sigh: sadness.....
Post by: vadar_1 on August 09, 2002, 01:12:16 am
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Originally posted by CP5670
but I won't learn any math that way... :p
You can count how many tits you see, and impress girls by reciting pi to the 78th digit. Then measure how much force you need to apply with your hand before the girl kicks you in the nuts for grabbing her boob. Then you can evaluate the bruse marks on your testicles and determine how much velocity was in her kick.
Post by: an0n on August 09, 2002, 01:15:13 am
Post by: Su-tehp on August 09, 2002, 01:33:50 am
Post by: Megadude on August 09, 2002, 02:03:44 am
Post by: vyper on August 09, 2002, 07:08:41 am
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From square ABFE construct HK=Ö5. With E and F as centres and radius FN, swing arcs HN and KN. With E andF as centres and radius FB, swing arcs to intersect arcs HN and KN at O and P respectively. Connect F, E, O, N, P to foerm a pentagon.
The side of a pentagon is in relation to its diagonal as 1:(1+Ö5)/2.
:wtf:
Girl(s):
(http://www.fhm.co.uk/img/girls/brunettes/1a.jpg)
:D
Maths is nothing, girls are everything. Obey your d... :nervous: um, er... can I say that on here?
Post by: CP5670 on August 09, 2002, 11:03:43 pm
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You can count how many tits you see, and impress girls by reciting pi to the 78th digit. Then measure how much force you need to apply with your hand before the girl kicks you in the nuts for grabbing her boob. Then you can evaluate the bruse marks on your testicles and determine how much velocity was in her kick.
nah, that's too applied for my tastes; I'm a theory guy. :D Besides, there is none of the good stuff (i.e. useless stuff) like elliptic theta functions or stieltjes constants involved... :p
Actually, since I can't use my main computer and therefore cannot play games, I will be doing math constantly for a few days... :D Problem is, I cannot use Mathematica and a bunch of my math notes are stored as Mathematica files... :( :mad:
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Girl(s):
bah, they look like crap. :p :D why does everyone seem to have this fascination with girls? Instead, this (http://mathworld.wolfram.com/StieltjesConstants.html) is much more captivating... ;7
Post by: Megadude on August 10, 2002, 01:09:08 am
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bah, they look like crap. why does everyone seem to have this fascination with girls?
Boy, Have u reached puberty!!?
Post by: Megadude on August 10, 2002, 01:11:38 am
Post by: vadar_1 on August 10, 2002, 01:13:07 am
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Originally posted by Megadude
Boy, Have u reached puberty!!?
IIRC hes 14 or 15... unless hes a really "late bloomer"...
But if you want theories... you could predict how many beatings you will get when you enter high school.
Post by: demon442 on August 10, 2002, 01:19:43 am
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Originally posted by CP5670
bah, they look like crap. :p :D why does everyone seem to have this fascination with girls?
:wtf:
Can somebody resencitize this guy to primal human instincts?
Post by: Shrike on August 10, 2002, 01:31:07 am
Post by: Bobboau on August 10, 2002, 01:54:25 am
Post by: Cannikin on August 10, 2002, 06:10:05 am
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Originally posted by CP5670
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Agay Fluctuators
Baranec Acquisitions
Bessmer-Kohn
Comet Propulsion Systems
Capezzuto Textiles
Dynamic Metamer
Enricco Ergonomic Systems
Gulisano Precision Gear
Han-Ronald Corporation
Hoffoss Ballistics (not quite sure on this one)
Holt Bio Systems
Iscot [something]
Johnson Munitions
Kresge Construction
Kulas Management Systems
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Mesa Corporation
Nankam Aeronautical
Pletcher Designs
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Snapka/Flegel Weapons Systems
Shekar Hydraulic Actuators
Subach-Innes
Triton Dynamics
Velocity: A Camarillo Company
Wentz Acoustics
Whiteside Construction
(this is all official BTW)
Hmmmm... I seem to recall a "Dave's House 'o Fighters" once... Maybe I'm just going nuts.
Post by: karajorma on August 10, 2002, 08:13:49 am
Post by: an0n on August 10, 2002, 08:19:25 am
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 10, 2002, 08:22:08 am
You know, it's actually quite a mental activity, as well as a visual one. Requires a bit of imagination, but they say the technical bit is everything...
Damn, I'm a dirty old man and I'm not even old yet.
Post by: Redfang on August 10, 2002, 09:02:50 am
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Originally posted by vadar_1
IIRC hes 14 or 15... unless hes a really "late bloomer"...
He's 15.
But thinks that girls look like a crap? :wtf: He's strange, not that I didn't know his opinions before. :rolleyes:
Edit: Bleh, CP is cheating, he always posts those smilies when he says that girls look like a crap... actually CP likes this (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,8044.0.html) thread. :D
I guess... :nervous:
Post by: CP5670 on August 10, 2002, 09:17:12 am
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Can somebody resencitize this guy to primal human instincts?
Primal human instincts also involve living in jungles, without any technology or organized civilization... :p
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Hey CP, why don't you at least try a girl sometime? If it doesn't work out, your theories are confirmed, but until you honestly try it, the theorem that all girls = bad will remain unproven.
Well, that's like saying that it is unknown whether or not killing yourself is useless until you actually try it. :p
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CP: You don't think being surrounded by scantily clad females invoves quite a bit of theorizing?
You know, it's actually quite a mental activity, as well as a visual one. Requires a bit of imagination, but they say the technical bit is everything...
Sure, but it is still too applied for me; pure theory only involves the math. ;7 (like I said, the more interesting functions do not appear in any application)
gah I hate this 56k... :headz:
Post by: Thor on August 10, 2002, 11:15:22 am
Edit: Good list by the way.
Post by: Su-tehp on August 10, 2002, 12:22:12 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Damn, I'm a dirty old man and I'm not even old yet.
Yeah, I'm a dirty old man and I'm not even a man yet... :wtf:
Wait, never mind, I said that wrong. :o ;) :D
Post by: karajorma on August 10, 2002, 01:06:27 pm
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Originally posted by an0n
FS2 had a manual?!?
The boxed version did. Maybe you got the White label Re-release which had the manual on CD.
Post by: Thor on August 10, 2002, 01:47:09 pm
Post by: aldo_14 on August 10, 2002, 02:46:22 pm
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Originally posted by Su-tehp
Yeah, I'm a dirty old man and I'm not even a man yet... :wtf:
Yeah, I've heard the operations take a good few years :D
Post by: vyper on August 10, 2002, 06:03:44 pm
j/k
Anyway - to prove a "theory" ;7 , look at this and tell me what you think about... just don't be too detailed. :rolleyes:
Post by: Su-tehp on August 10, 2002, 06:17:55 pm
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Originally posted by Su-tehp
Yeah, I'm a dirty old man and I'm not even a man yet :wtf:
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Yeah, I've heard the operations take a good few years :D
I knew that off-hand remark of mine would come back to bite me in the ass. :rolleyes:
Ah, well, like the song says, it's nobody's fault but mine. :o
Dude, vyper, I think CP may be a lost cause. If these pics don't get him to stop his math theorizing, he'll never appreciate the beauty of a woman.
And if he never appreciate the beauty of a woman, then he'll never get a girlfriend. If he never gets a girlfriend, he'll never get laid. If he never gets laid, he'll never have children. AND if he never has children, CP will never have the opportunity to piss in the human gene pool by creating a new generation of math theorists with the wrong priorities! ;) :p :D
CP, I will support whatever decision you make. :nod: :D
Post by: vyper on August 10, 2002, 06:27:36 pm
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Originally posted by Su-tehp
I knew that off-hand remark of mine would come back to bite me in the ass. :rolleyes:
Ah, well, like the song says, it's nobody's fault but mine. :o
Dude, vyper, I think CP may be a lost cause. If these pics don't get him to stop his math theorizing, he'll never appreciate the beauty of a woman.
And if he never appreciate the beauty of a woman, then he'll never get a girlfriend. If he never gets a girlfriend, he'll never get laid. If he never gets laid, he'll never have children. AND if he never has children, CP will never have the opportunity to piss in the human gene pool by creating a new generation of math theorists with the wrong priorities! ;) :p :D
CP, I will support whatever decision you make. :nod: :D
I never thought of it that way.... :D
Post by: CP5670 on August 10, 2002, 06:46:45 pm
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CP, you need help. If you really want to get the full effect of theorizing, come up with a nice theory and then TRY IT. Its more fun that way.
See what I said earlier about that; to give another example, suppose you try to theorize what is in the sun's core, does that mean that you should go in there to find out if you're right? :D
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Anyway - to prove a "theory" , look at this and tell me what you think about... just don't be too detailed.
What I think about it? She looks like the usual biological crap as all the others do, and as for specific characteristics:
unusual clothing of unidentifyable composition and having small colored bead-like objects
mouth is asymmetrical from the front in its current position
appears to be digging in her genitals for something
somewhat long nails on at least one finger
the sun is most likely on the left due to the brightened hair there
some leaves of that nearby plant appear to be yellow
That's about it.
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And if he never appreciate the beauty of a woman, then he'll never get a girlfriend. If he never gets a girlfriend, he'll never get laid. If he never gets laid, he'll never have children. AND if he never has children, CP will never have the opportunity to piss in the human gene pool by creating a new generation of math theorists with the wrong priorities!
I have...other methods...of getting new math nuts to sprout up without actually having kids myself... ;7 :D
I actually think everyone else is a lost cause, since they will never appreciate the beauty of special functions. :p (check this (http://functions.wolfram.com/images/gallery/random7.jpg) out; the real part of the spherical harmonic function in spherical coordinates ;7)
Post by: Corhellion on August 10, 2002, 07:07:05 pm
I am curious CP, have you, or have u ever WANTED to go to a pr0n site?
If not, I'm ordering you, I'm older than you (almost 17), and if u don't, GET HELP!
*looks at disbelived ppl on the forums standing in the corner, looking at CP like he's gone crazy*
*goes and joins them*
*looks at other posts*
:wtf: O....M.....G....
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appears to be digging in her genitals for something
:doubt: anyone want to fill him in on that, I don't :lol:
Cor
Post by: Thor on August 10, 2002, 09:00:33 pm
Post by: ShadowWolf_IH on August 10, 2002, 10:00:21 pm
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Post by: CP5670 on August 10, 2002, 10:01:16 pm
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I am curious CP, have you, or have u ever WANTED to go to a pr0n site?
If not, I'm ordering you, I'm older than you (almost 17), and if u don't, GET HELP!
Actually, I'm the kind of guy who would try and invent a virus to take down every porn site out there. :D I only take orders if they have logical reasoning behind them, and it is actually all of you that need to "get help" if you see beauty in things like humans. Now this on the other hand:
(http://mathworld.wolfram.com/jimg698.gif)
Beauty in its purest form right there. (the quantity on the right is the third elliptic theta function)
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I think we should just give up up on him. We tried, and he won't get. Just give him a few years and we'll throw that picture in front of him again. By the way, thank you vyper, that was a very nice selection. CP, life is not all books and numbers. Its one thing to dig math, but to dig it at the exclusion of other more complex things is just wrong. And if you don't think girls are complex, try telling one that she doesn't need 13 pairs of shoes.
I can think of a hundred better selections, such as the one I gave above. Life may not all be books, but it is indeed all numbers, since the workings of the universe can be fully explained by numbers. About liking math at the exclusion of everything else, see what Hardy said on that subject. :D Girls may well be complex (although even that is a matter of debate really), but that does not make them interesting in the least; the real man will go for pFq hypergeometric functions instead any day. ;7
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anyone want to fill him in on that, I don't
Well that's what it looks like. :p
Post by: Thor on August 10, 2002, 10:36:37 pm
Post by: Su-tehp on August 10, 2002, 10:38:12 pm
And here I am, trying to encourage him and I'm not realizing he's half my age AND a late bloomer... :doh:
CP, forget everything I said. I'll give you another three years to start liking girls. If nothing changes by that time, you and I will have to have a little chat.:drevil:
Post by: Thor on August 10, 2002, 10:38:14 pm
OT: aren't half the posts in here off topic?
Post by: Thor on August 10, 2002, 10:39:00 pm
Post by: Megadude on August 11, 2002, 01:54:44 am
Post by: demon442 on August 11, 2002, 02:44:58 am
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Originally posted by CP5670
...the real man will go for pFq hypergeometric functions instead any day.
Apparently you don't know what a real man is.
Post by: vyper on August 11, 2002, 06:51:26 am
Post by: Corhellion on August 11, 2002, 09:25:29 am
Who made the Prometheus? the Morning Star?
Where's the Fenris?
Cor
*:D100th post:D*
Post by: Redfang on August 11, 2002, 09:27:13 am
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Originally posted by CP5670
What I think about it? She looks like the usual biological crap as all the others do, and as for specific characteristics:
So, you think that crap looks good? :lol:
Edit: I have more than 900 posts but I don't care... :p
That's nothing compared to Setekh's post count, though. :D
Post by: aldo_14 on August 11, 2002, 09:43:58 am
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Originally posted by vyper
Hey CP - your Testosterone not up to proper levels or sumthin? :p
j/k
Anyway - to prove a "theory" ;7 , look at this and tell me what you think about... just don't be too detailed. :rolleyes:
:yes: :D
I think CP puts it on, anyway...I be you he's just a mad shagger, trying to see if the 'hard to get' strategy pulls off .
Post by: Crazy_Ivan80 on August 11, 2002, 10:39:51 am
Post by: Thor on August 11, 2002, 10:42:03 am
Post by: Dan1 on August 11, 2002, 11:02:33 am
:)
Post by: Thor on August 11, 2002, 11:13:53 am
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Originally posted by an0n
Dude, you really need a girlfriend.
Oh wait, he's my admin. A very smart fool told him.
Post by: Thor on August 11, 2002, 11:27:57 am