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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Stryke 9 on August 10, 2002, 12:17:05 pm

Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 10, 2002, 12:17:05 pm
This from the Zuxxez forums, word-for-word, between two newbies, one of which just got a warning from me because he's been making death threats and crap like that. This is a thread where people were applying to be moderators for the forum, since the Zuxxez guys really don't wanna have to deal with us:

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Major*Payne: trust me, you wouldn't want it as a [ED: mod]. Hell just ban everyone he doesn't like, and wreck havoc on the forums and make them hell.
 
IT: No I won't. I wanna become a mod so I can avoid being banned. Now shut the F*ck up now!



 
Got that?:D I woulda included the sigs, which have lots of lovely insults towards each other and me, but...

Aah, if only that rationale worked for me...
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Fineus on August 10, 2002, 12:18:24 pm
And you all wondered why I'm still a mod around here ;)
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Unknown Target on August 10, 2002, 12:30:24 pm
Oh! You're still a mod!? Didn't know that....anyways, that is hilarious.:D
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Knight Templar on August 10, 2002, 12:40:36 pm
those crazy n00bs....  funny stuff
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Thor on August 10, 2002, 12:47:48 pm
n00bs are so fun.  What would we laugh at with out them?
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: WMCoolmon on August 10, 2002, 01:45:11 pm
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IT: No I won't. I wanna become a mod so I can avoid being banned.

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Originally posted by Thunder
And you all wondered why I'm still a mod around here ;)

:nervous:
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Martinus on August 10, 2002, 01:55:02 pm
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Originally posted by Thunder
And you all wondered why I'm still a mod around here ;)


Tries to force the door shut on Thunder. "Nah Shrike, looks like we can't keep him out".

:lol:
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Redfang on August 10, 2002, 05:19:15 pm
:lol:
 
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Originally posted by Maeglamor


Tries to force the door shut on Thunder. "Nah Shrike, looks like we can't keep him out".

:lol:

 
:lol:
 

 
 
:nervous: A smiley-post. No text. That's bad.
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Shrike on August 10, 2002, 05:31:34 pm
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Originally posted by Maeglamor
Tries to force the door shut on Thunder. "Nah Shrike, looks like we can't keep him out".

:lol:
Actually, I left a key under the mat. ;)
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Fineus on August 10, 2002, 08:10:24 pm
Shrike, you forgot - I'm a magick user. I don't need no stinkin' keys.
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Martinus on August 10, 2002, 09:07:05 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
Actually, I left a key under the mat. ;)


The 'Trespassers will be eaten!' mat?
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Thor on August 10, 2002, 09:41:41 pm
No, the mat with the fuzzy teddy bears saying welcome to our home.  Of course he means the 'Trespassers will be eaten!' mat.  Don't you?:rolleyes:
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Martinus on August 10, 2002, 09:55:48 pm
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Originally posted by Thor
No, the mat with the fuzzy teddy bears saying welcome to our home.  Of course he means the 'Trespassers will be eaten!' mat.  Don't you?:rolleyes:


The teddy bear mat is at the front door, it lulls trolls and idiots into a false sense of security.


Then Carl eats them.
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Thor on August 10, 2002, 10:19:05 pm
oh.
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Styxx on August 11, 2002, 06:55:06 pm
Aw, man... :lol:
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 12, 2002, 08:35:21 am
Update from the front: The tables have turned! Now newbie #1 is applying for modship! Let's see what his nemisis has in response:

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IT: @major*payne: You're just going to run around [...] and ban annoying people.


The horror. This really is making me lose faith in the human intellect.:D
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: delta_7890 on August 12, 2002, 11:10:50 am
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
The horror. This really is making me lose faith in the human intellect.:D


You *had* faith in human intellect to begin with? Oo;;
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 12, 2002, 01:14:42 pm
Figure of speech. I really lost it at age eight.
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Unknown Target on August 12, 2002, 01:18:58 pm
Boy, you are pretty faithful to the human race. I lost my faith in the human intellect when my parents gave birth to my younger brother, when I was about 3.
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 12, 2002, 01:35:49 pm
I wasn't what you'd call a quick study back then.

Thus, I've compensated for my childhood by becoming the brilliant, all-powerful masculine sex symbol I am today.:D
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: delta_7890 on August 12, 2002, 01:39:05 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
I wasn't what you'd call a quick study back then.

Thus, I've compensated for my childhood by becoming the brilliant, all-powerful masculine sex symbol I am today.:D

:shaking:
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Unknown Target on August 12, 2002, 03:43:04 pm
That's....that's just wrong.
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Shrike on August 12, 2002, 04:01:13 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
Thus, I've compensated for my childhood by becoming the brilliant, all-powerful masculine sex symbol I am today.:D
Why am I not believing this? :p
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Martinus on August 12, 2002, 06:46:26 pm
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Originally posted by Shrike
Why am I not believing this? :p


I believe it's your sense of realism kicking in. :nod:
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: demon442 on August 12, 2002, 11:39:21 pm
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
I wasn't what you'd call a quick study back then.

Thus, I've compensated for my childhood by becoming the brilliant, all-powerful masculine sex symbol I am today.:D


:wtf:
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: Stryke 9 on August 13, 2002, 01:09:40 am
You're all just jealous.:p
Title: OT: The ultimate in mod applications...
Post by: vyper on August 13, 2002, 04:27:45 am
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
You're all just jealous.:p


:lol:
Oh you're killing me here....
:lol:

:p