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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Red5 on August 11, 2002, 09:28:57 pm

Title: OT: Before there was Archer, before there was Cochrane...
Post by: Red5 on August 11, 2002, 09:28:57 pm
UPN brings you a brand new space series, with a new crew, and a new ship...or uh shuttle actually...

 Startrek-New Explorers!!!!

 Based in the early 21st century, a crew of 5 makes 3 yearly missions in orbit around the planet earth!!! In the shuttle Enterprise!!! Taking on impossible odds to deliver shuttle parts, perform really boring animal cell research, and fixing satellites...

 Who knows what adventures await this crew when they orbit the planet earth...
 
Here is a preview of the new show...

 "Commander Taggart this is shuttle command do you copy?
I copy shuttle command...roger...We copy that you copy shuttle command roger...Roger that shuttle command, we copy that you copy that we copy shuttle command...

Commander Taggart-Science Officer Professor Emeritus, Ph D. M.D. D.B.A. E.D. C.P.A. Ms. Kyle, set a course for the nearest planet...full speed ahead...

 Roger that Commander Taggart, i am firing up main thruster control for nearest planet...

 Do you copy that shuttle command, that we are heading for the nearest planet...  

 Roger that Commander Taggart, I copy you are heading for the nearest planet...Mars, it is...Im also making a copy of this for a transcript for HLP...copy...

 Copy that... Command...

Science Officer Professor Emeritus, Ph D. M.D. D.B.A. E.D. C.P.A. Ms. Kyle what is our E.T.A. to mars??

Science Officer Professor Emeritus, Ph D. M.D. D.B.A. E.D. C.P.A. Ms. Kyle -It is 2 Years, 234 days, 11 hours, 41 minutes...

Commander Taggart-Great were right on schedule!!!



 Stay tuned this fall to UPN for more great New Explorer episodes!!!
Title: OT: Before there was Archer, before there was Cochrane...
Post by: Styxx on August 11, 2002, 10:22:16 pm
Is that supposed to be, like, funny or something? :wtf:
Title: OT: Before there was Archer, before there was Cochrane...
Post by: vadar_1 on August 11, 2002, 10:39:05 pm
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Originally posted by Styxx
Is that supposed to be, like, funny or something? :wtf:


I don't think so...

That was pretty lame... even for something related to star trek.
Title: OT: Before there was Archer, before there was Cochrane...
Post by: Red5 on August 11, 2002, 11:43:50 pm
Yes that was funny, i think the whole idea of the current space program being boring is a funny idea that pokes fun of startrek....  The farther you go back the more boring it is....I call this new idea the law of advancing technology advancing interest... or the reverse which is applied here... sorry i thought it was funny, maybe saturday night live or somebody will use it...
Title: OT: Before there was Archer, before there was Cochrane...
Post by: an0n on August 12, 2002, 01:45:39 am
I'd hardly call thousands of secret Russian and US orbital nuclear weapons platforms boring.
Title: OT: Before there was Archer, before there was Cochrane...
Post by: Martinus on August 12, 2002, 09:04:23 am
Heheh that is somewhat funny. You gotta like Leslie Neilsen humor though :nod:
Title: OT: Before there was Archer, before there was Cochrane...
Post by: aldo_14 on August 12, 2002, 04:09:14 pm
Wasn't 'Enterprise' the name of the carbon-fibre scale model shuttle they used (strapped onto the back of jumbo jet) to test the aerodynamics?
Title: OT: Before there was Archer, before there was Cochrane...
Post by: NeoHunter on August 13, 2002, 07:38:57 am
Man...Humans will never explore the galaxy without hyperdrives or jump drives or warp drives. Which ever you want to call them.

What are the guys at NASA doing?!
Title: OT: Before there was Archer, before there was Cochrane...
Post by: Zeronet on August 13, 2002, 07:40:35 am
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Wasn't 'Enterprise' the name of the carbon-fibre scale model shuttle they used (strapped onto the back of jumbo jet) to test the aerodynamics?


The Enterprise is the name of a Space Shuttle and an American Aircraft Carrier.
Title: OT: Before there was Archer, before there was Cochrane...
Post by: an0n on August 13, 2002, 07:42:10 am
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Originally posted by NeoHunter
Man...Humans will never explore the galaxy without hyperdrives or jump drives or warp drives. Which ever you want to call them.

What are the guys at NASA doing?!

Bah! Within the next 50 years ageing will have been annihilated and people will be able to take 200 years to get to AC without it being much of an incovenience.
Title: OT: Before there was Archer, before there was Cochrane...
Post by: NeoHunter on August 13, 2002, 07:43:12 am
...and also the type of program Microsoft developed called Visual Studio Enterprise Edition.:D
Title: OT: Before there was Archer, before there was Cochrane...
Post by: Kellan on August 14, 2002, 02:05:39 am
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Originally posted by NeoHunter
Man...Humans will never explore the galaxy without hyperdrives or jump drives or warp drives. Which ever you want to call them.

What are the guys at NASA doing?!


Err...quietly developing them? :rolleyes:
Title: OT: Before there was Archer, before there was Cochrane...
Post by: Bobboau on August 14, 2002, 02:24:38 am
there up to ion drive...

this might take a while...
Title: OT: Before there was Archer, before there was Cochrane...
Post by: aldo_14 on August 14, 2002, 04:41:18 pm
Genetically altered hamsters on giant treadmills.... it will happen.
Title: OT: Before there was Archer, before there was Cochrane...
Post by: NeoHunter on August 15, 2002, 06:37:55 am
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Originally posted by aldo_14
Genetically altered hamsters on giant treadmills.... it will happen.


Wow...now we can travel faster than the speed of light.:p

Imagine this scenerio if you will.

Engineering Officer: Captain! The hamsters down here are getting tired. I don't know how much longer we can keep this up at Warp 4.5!!

Captain: Well, replace the tired ones with freashly rested ones then!!!

Engineering Officer: Can't Captain! We jettisoned all the hamsters already. They all died due to exhuastion! We down to our last few hamsters!

Captain: #$%@*&%!