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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: DefCynodont119 on September 19, 2018, 05:33:29 am
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AVAST! IT MAY ONLY BE 5:13 AM UTC-
BUT THE OCEAN WAITS FOR NO PIRATE!
TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY IS UPON US! AND NO MERCHANT VESSEL NOR SEA-BEAST SHALL ESCAPE OUR WRETCHED, THIEVING GRASP!!!
TODAY, YE WILL FOLLOW A POORLY-DRAWN MAP ON A ROTTEN PIECE OF SMELLY PARCHMENT, TO A FORGOTTEN ISLAND THAT MAY-OR-MAY-NOT EXIST!:
http://andrewpekler.com/phantom-islands/
AND YE SHALL NAME YOUR OWN VESSEL:
https://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=pirateshipnamer
AND WATERPROOF IT'S HULL, WITH OUR OWN BODILY FLUIDS!!
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/nothing_to_offer.png
RAISE YOURSELF A GROG! FOR TONIGHT, AND THE FOLLOWING MORNING,WE PILLAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uh. . captain, c. . can't we just, like, download movies instead?
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ARRRRR! THAT'S NOT WHAT A REAL PIRATE DOES! A REAL PIRATE EXPLORES UNCHARTED WATERS,
A REAL PIRATE STEALS FROM THE SPOILS OF SPAIN AND ENGLAND!!
A REAL PIRATE DIES BY SCURVY, WHILST TIED TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BAY, BY HIS OWN INTESTINES!!!
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*heavy breathing*
THEN HE DOWNLOADS STUFF!!
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okay.
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LOOK, OFF THE STARBOARD BOW! A SHIP RIPE FOR THE TAKING!
Meanwhile:
Defcynodont119 wishes you a Happy Talk like a pirate day. and please, don't actually go out and pillage coastal settlements, thank you.
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Oh, today is that day again?
There can only be one reasonable thing to do:
(http://pigboats.com/subs/o-2%20dive-b.jpg)
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I thank ye good sir for yer services to Pirate kind.
Regarding that ther' ship name generator....
.. The Dirty Mermaid
It has a keen ring to it.
Cap'n Aken Tigh Dekker approves this here post!