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Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: Sandwich on August 26, 2002, 07:33:39 pm
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Do me a favor. It's late at night, and I don't have the energy or time to read through this thing. Lemme know if it's worth reading. Thanx.
The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé (http://www.drunkbastard.net/resume.htm)
:D
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10 pages!!!! F00k thart!
The names have not been changed to protect the innocent, because God protects the innocent as a matter of his heavenly duties (apologies to Vonnegut).
ROTFLMAO
*reads the first few lines*
*can't breathe for laughing*
*finishes glancing over it*
I'd hire him in a second. He sounds like fun.
*is saddened that a crazy man has better handwritting than him/me/I/an0n/God/whatever*
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:sigh: sadness.....
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Bout 5 pages in, it gets real fun
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Oh my.
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:shaking:
The scary thing is this is almost the kind of thing my dad would write. It's certainly more psychotic (all the FBI and police stuff), but the politics stuff coulda been written by dear old Dad. And he wouldn't try to pass it off as a resume.
BTW I'm not kidding, he's retired now and is always down on Capitol Hill distibuting things like this to anyone in Congress who will let him in the door. The whole anthrax thing has made them more reluctant to accept stuff, he tells me...
He watches CSPAN, which is troubling enough by itself.
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:shaking: :nervous:
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:lol: can't...stop...laughing... :lol: :lol: :D :D
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Originally posted by CP5670
:lol: can't...stop...laughing... :lol: :lol: :D :D
It's making CP[/i][/u] laugh?
:shaking: :nervous: :eek: :nervous: :shaking:
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon
It's making CP[/i][/u] laugh?
:shaking: :nervous: :eek: :nervous: :shaking:
CP has the *ability* to laugh?! :shaking:
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Sure I can, since I'm just a human. :D :( :D :(
*laughs and cries simultaneously* :D :(
aaah I am going insane!! :D
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Hm, too long read for me, I don't have the time. :sigh:
Originally posted by CP5670
aaah I am going insane!! :D
Going insane? I don't think so, you're just as mad as before. And I don't see you getting better. :D
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(http://shanons.dns2go.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/blink.gif) . . .
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Originally posted by CP5670
Sure I can, since I'm just a human. :D :( :D :(
*laughs and cries simultaneously* :D :(
aaah I am going insane!! :D
Quick! Read some more of the resumé to him! :D