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Title: The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé
Post by: Sandwich on August 26, 2002, 07:33:39 pm
Do me a favor. It's late at night, and I don't have the energy or time to read through this thing. Lemme know if it's worth reading. Thanx.

The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé (http://www.drunkbastard.net/resume.htm)

:D
Title: The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé
Post by: an0n on August 26, 2002, 07:34:43 pm
10 pages!!!! F00k thart!
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The names have not been changed to protect the innocent, because God protects the innocent as a matter of his heavenly duties (apologies to Vonnegut).

ROTFLMAO

*reads the first few lines*
*can't breathe for laughing*

*finishes glancing over it*

I'd hire him in a second. He sounds like fun.

*is saddened that a crazy man has better handwritting than him/me/I/an0n/God/whatever*
Title: The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé
Post by: Mr. Vega on August 26, 2002, 08:08:37 pm
:sigh: sadness.....
Title: The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé
Post by: Blue Lion on August 26, 2002, 08:09:35 pm
Bout 5 pages in, it gets real fun
Title: The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé
Post by: Styxx on August 26, 2002, 08:30:08 pm
Oh my.
Title: The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé
Post by: penguin on August 26, 2002, 10:32:02 pm
:shaking:

The scary thing is this is almost the kind of thing my dad would write.  It's  certainly more psychotic (all the FBI and police stuff), but the politics stuff coulda been written by dear old Dad.  And he wouldn't try to pass it off as a resume.

BTW I'm not kidding, he's retired now and is always down on Capitol Hill distibuting things like this to anyone in Congress who will let him in the door.  The whole anthrax thing has made them more reluctant to accept stuff, he tells me...  

He watches CSPAN, which is troubling enough by itself.
Title: The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé
Post by: Blue Lion on August 26, 2002, 10:34:41 pm
:shaking: :nervous:
Title: The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé
Post by: CP5670 on August 27, 2002, 02:05:38 am
:lol: can't...stop...laughing... :lol: :lol: :D :D
Title: The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé
Post by: WMCoolmon on August 27, 2002, 05:02:27 am
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Originally posted by CP5670
:lol: can't...stop...laughing... :lol: :lol: :D :D

It's making CP[/i][/u] laugh?
:shaking: :nervous: :eek: :nervous: :shaking:
Title: The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé
Post by: delta_7890 on August 27, 2002, 05:46:00 am
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Originally posted by WMCoolmon

It's making CP[/i][/u] laugh?
:shaking: :nervous: :eek: :nervous: :shaking:


CP has the *ability* to laugh?!  :shaking:
Title: The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé
Post by: CP5670 on August 27, 2002, 12:56:25 pm
Sure I can, since I'm just a human. :D :( :D :(

*laughs and cries simultaneously* :D :(

aaah I am going insane!! :D
Title: The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé
Post by: Redfang on August 27, 2002, 01:26:42 pm
Hm, too long read for me, I don't have the time. :sigh:
 
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Originally posted by CP5670
aaah I am going insane!! :D

 
Going insane? I don't think so, you're just as mad as before. And I don't see you getting better. :D
Title: The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé
Post by: elorran on August 27, 2002, 02:00:10 pm
(http://shanons.dns2go.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/blink.gif) . . .
Title: The World's Most Mentally Ill Job Resumé
Post by: WMCoolmon on August 27, 2002, 02:21:34 pm
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Originally posted by CP5670
Sure I can, since I'm just a human. :D :( :D :(

*laughs and cries simultaneously* :D :(

aaah I am going insane!! :D

Quick! Read some more of the resumé to him! :D