Post by: Cannikin on September 01, 2002, 01:45:02 am
"Girls require time and money. Girls = Time x Money
And as we all know time is money. Time = Money
Therefore: Girls = Money x money = Money squared
And because money is the root of all evil: Money = square root of evil
Therefore: Girls = (square root of evil squared)
And we are forced to conclude: Girls = Evil"
Post by: Kamikaze on September 01, 2002, 01:54:46 am
Post by: Dr.Zer0 on September 01, 2002, 03:06:19 am
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
Now everyone go tell your girlfriend that ;)
looks around... when is the quiston :doubt:
Post by: Tiara on September 01, 2002, 03:27:23 am
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Originally posted by Cannikin
I just found this on a message board. Makes sense doesn't it?
"Girls require time and money. Girls = Time x Money
And as we all know time is money. Time = Money
Therefore: Girls = Money x money = Money squared
And because money is the root of all evil: Money = square root of evil
Therefore: Girls = (square root of evil squared)
And we are forced to conclude: Girls = Evil"
Boys require sex magazines and money. Boys = sex magazines x money
And as we all know sex magazines are lifeless. Sex magazines = lifeless
And because money is the root of all evil: Money = square root of evil
Therefor: boys = square root of evil x lifeless
Conclusion: boys = undead evil zombies
Post by: Knight Templar on September 01, 2002, 03:31:16 am
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And we are forced to conclude: Girls = Evil"
Amen
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Conclusion: boys = undead evil zombies
Correction, Horny Zombies with great literary material ;7
Post by: Tiara on September 01, 2002, 03:32:06 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
Amen
Wrong word for a zombie... :doubt:
*sees Knight Templar melt*
Post by: Kellan on September 01, 2002, 03:33:45 am
Besides, it's love of money that's the root of all evil. Get your actually-scarily-true-Bible-verses correct. :p
Post by: Knight Templar on September 01, 2002, 03:37:40 am
I have still yet to have a good, romantic, relationship with a woman. All my prospects in up thinking of me as "friend" material or are just plain wierd.
Not that any of you care.....
W/e highschool starting back up in 3 days should have plenty of entertainment... untill then , fine literature it is! ;7 :D ;7
Post by: Shrike on September 01, 2002, 03:58:24 am
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Originally posted by TiaraHa ha ha! That's so funny!
Boys require sex magazines and money. Boys = sex magazines x money
And as we all know sex magazines are lifeless. Sex magazines = lifeless
And because money is the root of all evil: Money = square root of evil
Therefor: boys = square root of evil x lifeless
Conclusion: boys = undead evil zombies
......
Actually, it's not.
The girls=evil calculation is funny. It plays on several old sayings.
Yours, unfortunately, doesn't. I don't know if you made it up on the spot or what, but it looks like someone made up something merely as a rebuttal to the first one and didn't stop to think about making it actually involve humor. Funny = good. Trying to 'get back' at something pretty harmless and funny in an unfunny manner = bad.
Post by: SlipStream on September 01, 2002, 04:24:51 am
Post by: Knight Templar on September 01, 2002, 04:34:48 am
tsk tsk tsk...
so sad..
Post by: Redfang on September 01, 2002, 04:41:21 am
I've saw that original one though, and too many times. :p
Post by: Whitelight on September 01, 2002, 05:34:39 am
Post by: Top Gun on September 01, 2002, 05:42:25 am
Post by: Zeronet on September 01, 2002, 08:00:43 am
Post by: Nico on September 01, 2002, 08:49:22 am
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Originally posted by Zeronet
Yeah, money cant be evil, only the love of monkey is evil..
:lol::lol::lol:
loving monkeys sure is evil :D
Post by: Fineus on September 01, 2002, 08:55:12 am
Post by: an0n on September 01, 2002, 09:08:55 am
Post by: Tiara on September 01, 2002, 09:10:13 am
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Originally posted by Thunder
:lol:
Take that back :mad2:
Talk about a mood change... :p
Post by: vyper on September 01, 2002, 09:12:55 am
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Proof for "Girls=sex"
Girls=fun
fun=happiness
happiness=peace and love
peace and love = "free love"
"free love" = sex
Q.E.D GIRLS = SEX
=================
Who says Uni maths is a waste of time? ;)
A less offensive, more nice, and coincidentally less amusing, version of the above can be said as follows:
Girls=fun
fun=happiness
therefore girls=happiness
:yes:
Post by: vyper on September 01, 2002, 09:13:47 am
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Originally posted by an0n
I made a variation of that that was soooo confusing. In essence if you could get Money, power, women, intelligence or looks, you'd inevitably get the other 4 and then all 5 would start to increase exponentially.
That actually makes sense. :nod:
Post by: Stryke 9 on September 01, 2002, 09:32:12 am
Ah well, CP will be along with some trigonometric proof that calculators > sex or something any time now.
Post by: vyper on September 01, 2002, 10:19:30 am
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Originally posted by Stryke 9
EDIT: Hmmm... Times New Roman characters don't carry online. For some reason, I feel like I already knew this.
Ah well, CP will be along with some trigonometric proof that calculators > sex or something any time now.
:lol:
Post by: an0n on September 01, 2002, 10:24:49 am
Money=Women
Women=Infinite Sex (ie, never runs out)
Therefore Infinite Sex=Calculators
And thus Sex < Calculators
Post by: Redfang on September 01, 2002, 10:26:12 am
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Originally posted by Tiara
Talk about a mood change... :p
:lol::lol:
Post by: Stryke 9 on September 01, 2002, 10:32:38 am
Post by: Knight Templar on September 01, 2002, 01:55:35 pm
Post by: Redfang on September 01, 2002, 02:05:43 pm
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
What we need is sexy calculators, you, like those pens you turn up-side-down and her clothes come off. ;7
:lol:
I've saw one... :D
Post by: Knight Templar on September 01, 2002, 02:11:46 pm
Post by: Zeronet on September 01, 2002, 04:57:56 pm
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Originally posted by venom2506
:lol::lol::lol:
loving monkeys sure is evil :D
:lol: :lol:
Post by: Sandwich on September 01, 2002, 05:27:06 pm
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Originally posted by Kellan
Oh Good God Please Stop.
Besides, it's love of money that's the root of all evil. Get your actually-scarily-true-Bible-verses correct. :p
*hands Kellan a cookie*
That one goes along with the oft-misunderstood Commandment: it's not "Thou shalt not kill." It is "Thou shalt not murder.", which is a world of difference. So next time you run into some Bible-believing pacifist Christian who bases his pacifisim on that verse, tell him he's mistaken. :D
As for the main point of this thread: anyone ever see Thumb Wars?
"Bad bad, good bad. Good good bad bad. Good bad bad good bad..." :lol:
Post by: Cannikin on September 02, 2002, 02:42:08 am
Post by: Kellan on September 02, 2002, 09:13:40 am
Post by: Razor on September 03, 2002, 09:28:46 am
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Originally posted by venom2506
:lol::lol::lol:
loving monkeys sure is evil :D
:yes: :nod: :lol:
Post by: Razor on September 03, 2002, 09:31:19 am
Post by: Styxx on September 03, 2002, 09:40:03 am
:D
Post by: Reaper on September 03, 2002, 09:48:10 am
Post by: Razor on September 03, 2002, 09:54:59 am
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Originally posted by Reaper
Ok... I don't agree with 1st post facts... my girl costs me nearly no money and she ain't evil...!!!
That's what you think. Turn your back for just a seccond and then you will find her...
Post by: Razor on September 03, 2002, 09:56:27 am
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Originally posted by Styxx
As they say, good girls go to heaven, bad girls go anywhere they want.
:D
You don't get it. Both Good and Bad girls are BAD! So who wants to spank them first? ;7
Post by: vyper on September 03, 2002, 10:03:20 am
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Originally posted by Razor
Now this doesn't have anything to do with mathematically describing girls, but GOOD GIRLS are BAD GIRLS that don't get caught. Do you know where I saw this? On a girl's t-shirt on the physics class yesterday. ;7 Just think of people they let go to our schools these days.
If you can remember wot her t-shirt actually said you were missing the point of looking in the first place... :wink:
Post by: Razor on September 03, 2002, 10:17:11 am
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Originally posted by vyper
If you can remember wot her t-shirt actually said you were missing the point of looking in the first place... :wink:
Oh please tell me! Share your knowledge with me because I have been living under a rock for the past 10 years.
Post by: vyper on September 03, 2002, 10:22:29 am
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Originally posted by Razor
Oh please tell me! Share your knowledge with me because I have been living under a rock for the past 10 years.
Post by: Redfang on September 03, 2002, 10:47:42 am
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Originally posted by vyper
*huge image removed*
Meh... Those big smilies are... bad!
Post by: Reaper on September 03, 2002, 10:51:03 am
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Originally posted by Razor
That's what you think. Turn your back for just a seccond and then you will find her...
:mad:My GF is ok girl m'kay!!!!
Post by: Redfang on September 03, 2002, 10:55:24 am
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Originally posted by Reaper
:mad:My GF is ok girl m'kay!!!!
Yeah, but even an extremely bad girl would be ok for you...
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Posts: 666
;)
Post by: Reaper on September 03, 2002, 11:16:52 am
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Originally posted by Redfang
Yeah, but even an extremely bad girl would be ok for you...
What do you mean?!
Post by: Blue Lion on September 03, 2002, 11:21:24 am
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Originally posted by Redfang
Awwwww, look at the little guy
Post by: Redfang on September 03, 2002, 11:53:24 am
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Originally posted by Reaper
What do you mean?!
Meh... from your post count.
Post by: Reaper on September 03, 2002, 12:10:30 pm
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Originally posted by Redfang
Meh... from your post count.
Oh, you mean BAD;7;7
Post by: Razor on September 03, 2002, 12:46:44 pm
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Originally posted by vyper
:wtf:
I was sarcastic which is very difficult to show when it is in the text. I got your point. Boy for a guy who is older than me you sure don't get stuff cleared that quickly. Think man! Think faster!
Post by: vyper on September 03, 2002, 12:50:32 pm
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Originally posted by Razor
I was sarcastic which is very difficult to show when it is in the text. I got your point. Boy for a guy who is older than me you sure don't get stuff cleared that quickly. Think man! Think faster!
the :wtf: was my best response to the sarcasm :p
Post by: Levyathan on September 03, 2002, 04:52:45 pm
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Originally posted by Reaper
*shoots himself in a head*
How many you got?
Post by: Sandwich on September 04, 2002, 05:37:46 am
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Originally posted by Levyathan
How many you got?
:lol:
Post by: Reaper on September 04, 2002, 08:05:25 am
Post by: Redfang on September 04, 2002, 08:37:51 am