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Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Pegasus V on September 04, 2002, 11:58:20 pm
How bloody stupid!! (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005NEBW/qid=1031202343/sr=8-1/ref=sr_8_1/103-5425167-7302254?v=glance&s=toys&n=507846) hehe :lol:

Read the opinions towards the bottom! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Redfang on September 05, 2002, 12:02:57 am
Saw it... too funny though. :lol:
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Knight Templar on September 05, 2002, 12:03:12 am
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features a grooved stick and handle for easy riding. Enhancing the excitement are the vibrating effects and magical swooping and whooshing sounds


My my, not properly "educating" our kids until 5th grade, but we are allowed to "stimulate" and vibrate them all we want. I'm sure i know soem people that wouldn't mind one o' those ;7
Title: Potential (Do you even care?) Spoilers for anyone who hasn't read the article
Post by: Knight Templar on September 05, 2002, 12:07:34 am
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toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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my son, Vantro.


:wtf:  Vantro? i thought that was the company that made a part of the toy at first. what the hell kind of name is Vantro?

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Seen the movie 32 times (in the theaters) and made the paper.


Hot $h1T! People need lives. desprately fast... at least a copy of freespace and Maxim :D

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My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too!


You know she's a naughty one ;7 ;7
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Vertigo1 on September 05, 2002, 12:19:23 am
Seen it a dozen times already.  Still funny tho. :D
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Kamikaze on September 05, 2002, 12:22:58 am
17 year old daughter!? that invokes suspicion.... lots of it.

*girl knocks on bathroom*

"sissy, can i have my harry potter broom back?"

"not yet "

*girl hears noises from bathroom*

"are you ok, sissy?"

"hugh, ugh, un, ugh"

"sissy?"


;):p
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Gortef on September 05, 2002, 03:12:40 am
Oh... MY... GOD! ROTFLMAO! :lol::lol::lol:

Those opinions are hilarious... 17 years old daughter likes it too... now doesn't that raise any suspicions :lol:
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Nico on September 05, 2002, 06:27:32 am
well... why not lol
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: vyper on September 05, 2002, 06:43:56 am
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
17 year old daughter!? that invokes suspicion.... lots of it.

*girl knocks on bathroom*

"sissy, can i have my harry potter broom back?"

"not yet "

*girl hears noises from bathroom*

"are you ok, sissy?"

"hugh, ugh, un, ugh"

"sissy?"


;):p


:lol: ;7 :lol:
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Redfang on September 05, 2002, 07:07:07 am
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
17 year old daughter!? that invokes suspicion.... lots of it.

*girl knocks on bathroom*

"sissy, can i have my harry potter broom back?"

"not yet "

*girl hears noises from bathroom*

"are you ok, sissy?"

"hugh, ugh, un, ugh"

"sissy?"


;):p

 
:lol::lol::lol::D
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: delta_7890 on September 05, 2002, 07:12:30 am
*Buries face in palms and groans*  What were these people on when they made that toy?
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Styxx on September 05, 2002, 09:30:03 am
Daaaaaaamnnn...
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Stunaep on September 05, 2002, 10:10:08 am
Manufacturer's age: 8 and up.

so the guys who though this up were older than 8. Gee, what a relief.


oh, that doesn't mean that...
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on September 05, 2002, 12:52:56 pm
What about those Jar Jar binks dolls that allegedly have all the correct... orifices, and young children were screwing them?
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: aldo_14 on September 05, 2002, 04:14:41 pm
At least, er, they can't catch anything off of it......
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Fineus on September 05, 2002, 04:25:05 pm
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Originally posted by Petrarch of th VBB
and young children were screwing them?

What the hell were young children screwing them for? Shouldn't they just think nothing of it if they're that young... unless they have older brothers/sisters that were screwing them...

Oh this is just stupid :lol:
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Stealth on September 05, 2002, 05:04:42 pm
this is a very, very sick toy, and it's obviously meant for adults as well


i mean, since when does a broomstick VIBRATE!?!?!? not even in the movies i don't believe!
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Galemp on September 05, 2002, 05:09:35 pm
I... I can't think of anything to say that would make this any funnier.
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: phreak on September 05, 2002, 05:16:15 pm
this is disturbing
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Carl on September 05, 2002, 05:52:03 pm
i think i'm gonna be rumor for a second:

:wtf:
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: JR2000Z on September 05, 2002, 07:27:15 pm
tell me when those come out for men. :nervous:
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: DragonClaw on September 05, 2002, 10:04:51 pm
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Originally posted by JR2000Z
tell me when those come out for men. :nervous:


Just hollow out the broomstick... and...

eh...

:nervous: :shaking:
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Kamikaze on September 05, 2002, 10:20:55 pm
ya know this must have been made by those health educators for elementary/middle school kids...

"It's okay to masturbate, it's okay that you feel that you want to screw every girl you see in the mouth, you're growing up. It's okay to be yourself. it's okay to....."

.......conspiracy!
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Vertigo1 on September 05, 2002, 11:38:12 pm
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Originally posted by RKIF-DragonClaw


Just hollow out the broomstick... and...

eh...

:nervous: :shaking:


And hope you don't get splinters. :lol:
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Kitsune on September 05, 2002, 11:44:15 pm
Heh, seen it before, (sent the link to everyone on my icq list) surprised it's still up there.
Still can't get ahold of my grandma (A lawyer for mattell) to tell them to get it pulled or something...

Did anyone notice some reviewers gave it 3 stars under 'education' and most gave 5 stars for 'durability'?

A friend quipped 'Yup, cause Sex-Ed is very useful in that age catagory'.
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: vyper on September 06, 2002, 05:01:34 am
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Originally posted by Kamikaze
ya know this must have been made by those health educators for elementary/middle school kids...

"It's okay to masturbate, it's okay that you feel that you want to screw every girl you see in the mouth, you're growing up. It's okay to be yourself. it's okay to....."

.......conspiracy!


:lol:
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: wEvil on September 06, 2002, 09:42:01 am
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Originally posted by Kitsune

Still can't get ahold of my grandma (A lawyer for mattell) to tell them to get it pulled or something...


Oh you're going to ruin all the fun!
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Kitsune on September 06, 2002, 09:59:18 am
Ruin the fun?
Oh no...

The real fun begins when they find out what's "wrong" with the product and trying to come up with a reasonable excuse that will get the toy pulled, yet not cause a big stir with those who still have them so people won't freak out with the pull.

I mean, who here heard of the original model of the 'my size barbie' and the stories about why it was pulled?
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Nico on September 06, 2002, 10:01:05 am
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Originally posted by Kitsune
Ruin the fun?
Oh no...

The real fun begins when they find out what's "wrong" with the product and trying to come up with a reasonable excuse that will get the toy pulled, yet not cause a big stir with those who still have them so people won't freak out with the pull.

I mean, who here heard of the original model of the 'my size barbie' and the stories about why it was pulled?


and what about the infamous "hello kitty shoulder relaxer" :p
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: wEvil on September 06, 2002, 10:07:12 am
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Originally posted by venom2506


and what about the infamous "hello kitty shoulder relaxer" :p


or famous...depending on what your preference was ;7
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Fineus on September 06, 2002, 10:08:00 am
You can still buy them ;)

Warning: Link unsuitable for young children (heh, who am I kidding).

http://www.jlist.com/cgi-bin/shop.cgi?ss=Hello+Kitty+Vibrator&function=search

For shoulders... of course...:nervous:
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: wEvil on September 06, 2002, 10:12:35 am
:wtf:

crazy buggahs.
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Nico on September 06, 2002, 10:12:53 am
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Originally posted by Thunder
You can still buy them ;)

Warning: Link unsuitable for young children (heh, who am I kidding).

http://www.jlist.com/cgi-bin/shop.cgi?ss=Hello+Kitty+Vibrator&function=search

For shoulders... of course...:nervous:


yeah, I saw it there too :D it's in the adult toys section too :lol:
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Styxx on September 06, 2002, 10:22:46 am
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Originally posted by Kitsune
I mean, who here heard of the original model of the 'my size barbie' and the stories about why it was pulled?


My size Barbie?!? :wtf:
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: wEvil on September 06, 2002, 10:28:12 am
you got him interested now!!

;7 :shaking:
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Stunaep on September 06, 2002, 12:07:40 pm
well, look what some of us are interested in. ;7
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: JR2000Z on September 06, 2002, 01:13:24 pm
In the original cover in one of the Little Mermaid movies, the artist drew a.......as for one of the castle's towers. That also got pulled out of the shelves.
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: aldo_14 on September 06, 2002, 03:49:12 pm
Not to mention 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit".... a Disney animator inserted a single frame when, when Jesica Rabbit (cartoon wumman) get's chucked from the cab flying through the air, you can apparently see her, er, nether regions.

As this is suppossedly invisible to the human eye (being a single frame image), what really worries me is that someone found it...........
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Vertigo1 on September 06, 2002, 04:34:14 pm
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Originally posted by Kitsune
I mean, who here heard of the original model of the 'my size barbie' and the stories about why it was pulled?


I heard of them, but never heard why they were pulled.  (Though I have a very good idea why. :D)
Title: Harry Potter's Virbrating Broomstick Toy!!
Post by: Gortef on September 07, 2002, 11:18:39 am
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Originally posted by Thunder
You can still buy them ;)

Warning: Link unsuitable for young children (heh, who am I kidding).

http://www.jlist.com/cgi-bin/shop.cgi?ss=Hello+Kitty+Vibrator&function=search

For shoulders... of course...:nervous:


:lol: :lol: