Hard Light Productions Forums

Off-Topic Discussion => General Discussion => Topic started by: diamondgeezer on September 07, 2002, 10:31:37 am

Title: Miliways
Post by: diamondgeezer on September 07, 2002, 10:31:37 am: Today has been a most excellent day for Diamond Geezer, CEO of GeezerSoft UK and Worldwide. So far, I have done five amazing things:

1. Blagged not one but two overdraft extensions from two seperate banks in under ten minutes

2. Given some money to a random tramp

3. Eaten a three course breakfast at the Golden Arches

4. Gotten a taxi ride home

5. Collecting from the Post Office a promtional Euphoria LP. That's right, mother-fcuking vinyl!

As you can see, I need to do two more things before I can have dinner at Miliways. Suggestions?
Title: Miliways
Post by: aldo_14 on September 07, 2002, 10:37:02 am: 6/Sucessfully buy and resell a Big Issue with a 200% markup, then donate the profits to charity.

7/Find a pigeon with a full set of toes (note - this may be easier to do in some cities than in Glasgow - if so, find an albino pigeon)

And on the side - jammy b@stard - 2 overdrafts?
Title: Miliways
Post by: delta_7890 on September 07, 2002, 10:37:15 am: :wtf:
Title: Miliways
Post by: Knight Templar on September 07, 2002, 11:13:17 am: is this written in European or something because i do not comprehend at all... no entiendo, como si dice en ingles' por favor
Title: Miliways
Post by: Galemp on September 07, 2002, 12:29:58 pm: 10.) Convince Interplay to give up the rights to FS3? :D

Well, I get it. :nervous:
Title: Miliways
Post by: delta_7890 on September 07, 2002, 03:48:27 pm: Quote
Originally posted by GalacticEmperor

Well, I get it. :nervous:

Mind telling me what it's about? ^^;;
Title: Miliways
Post by: delta_7890 on September 07, 2002, 03:48:59 pm: Double post...damnit.
Title: Miliways
Post by: aldo_14 on September 07, 2002, 04:05:11 pm: all make's perfect sense to me.
Title: Miliways
Post by: Sandwich on September 07, 2002, 05:41:26 pm: <--- never read Douglas Adams. :doubt:
Title: Miliways
Post by: CODEDOG ND on September 07, 2002, 06:07:34 pm: :nervous:
Title: Miliways
Post by: aldo_14 on September 08, 2002, 06:29:58 am: Quote
Originally posted by Sandwich
<--- never read Douglas Adams. :doubt:

Eh? What's that got to do with it?
Title: Miliways
Post by: beatspete on September 08, 2002, 07:53:56 am: yeah, i understand it all... spelling is a bit off in some places... typing errors.

'Blagged' may cause trouble for some non-britons... and a " promtional Euphoria LP" may confuse some people who arent really into euphoric trance... and some people may not know what the big issue is... but still.

I saw an albino pigeon once. Its was cool.
Title: Miliways
Post by: aldo_14 on September 08, 2002, 09:01:30 am: Quote
Originally posted by beatspete

I saw an albino pigeon once. Its was cool.

There's one that lives about the Central College of Commerce / Strathclyde Union in Glasgow... i'll try and get a pic when I'm back at uni.

After all, an albino pigeon is something for prosperity :nod:
Title: Miliways
Post by: Petrarch of the VBB on September 08, 2002, 12:22:34 pm: How can anyone not have read Douglas Adams?!?

BTW, why not just photo a Dove?
Title: Re: Miliways
Post by: Martinus on September 08, 2002, 12:27:52 pm: Quote
Originally posted by diamondgeezer
That's right, mother-fcuking vinyl!

HLP is not authorised to p1mp French connection UK™ or any of its subsiduary companies including but not limited to LP manufacturers.

This has been an abstract public service announcement.

:D
Title: Miliways
Post by: Knight Templar on September 08, 2002, 12:32:31 pm: Quote
<--- never read Douglas Adams.

i neeed to get around to that, at least that's what my friend keeps telling me....

i think i'll just sit in the corner and hum "California Luv"
Title: Miliways
Post by: Stryke 9 on September 08, 2002, 03:38:35 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Knight Templar
is this written in European or something?[/I]

:lol:
Title: Miliways
Post by: Styxx on September 08, 2002, 03:50:57 pm: Erm, riiight...