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Off-Topic Discussion => The Classics => Topic started by: Axem on November 25, 2004, 05:25:34 pm

Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Axem on November 25, 2004, 05:25:34 pm
It's a sequel! Yeah, sad I know. There should be a thousand other things I could be doing (I haven't forgotten about anybody ;)), but this somehow got into it all. Oh well, that'll teach me to re-read old threads.

My only hope is that its funny, all the humour ran off on me, so I'm highly skeptical if it was a good idea at all to make it now. Oh well, here, enjoy FreeSpace: Jeopardy II: FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune...

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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/FS2WoF/0.jpg)

Pat Sajak: Welcome to FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune, we have an exciting game here as we go into our second round.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/FS2WoF/1.jpg)

Pat: Okay, let's start a new round. And it's a phrase, alright Adam its your turn!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/FS2WoF/2.jpg)

Adam: WHAT IS THE COLOSSUS!

Pat: Uh, no. This isn't Jeopardy.

Adam: Right, sorry. Can I buy a vowel?

Pat: You don't have any money. You spent it all on hotdogs. You know we're not supposed to give that money away yet.

Adam: Right... okay... COMMAND SEND SUPPORT! Need more money!

Pat: Let's skip to Raa... Your turn.

*Spins Wheel*

Pat: Okay... $600!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/FS2WoF/3.jpg)

Raa: Oh, yes. Is there a "Bershahnk"?

Pat: Terran Letters, Raa...

Raa: "R"

Pat: No "R"'s

Raa: By the diety of AWACS...

Pat: Your turn Carl.

Carl: SCREE!

Pat: Whoa!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/FS2WoF/4.jpg)

Pat: Uh, We'll call that a $1000...

Carl: SCREE SCRREEE SEEECREEE

Pat: Yes, many "S"'s. Now let's take a break to get a new wheel installed.

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When you vote tomorrow, remember...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/FS2WoF/5.jpg)

I'm Aken Bosch, and I approve of this message.
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Pat: Alright Carl, we're skipping you because you destroyed the wheel. So it's Adam's turn.

Adam: zzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz...

Raa: Is he dead? Can I have dibs?

Pat: No... It's your turn now Raa, you can...

Adam: No... NO! Keep those puppets away from me! Not my spleen! Nooooooo!

*THWACK!*

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/FS2WoF/6.jpg)

Pat: Thank you.

*Raa spins wheel*

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/FS2WoF/7.jpg)

Pat: Oooo, the Supernova. I'm sorry Raa, but if you don't get this next letter right, we nuke your home.

Raa: It was already nuked, twice.

Pat: Then we'll nuke Adam's.

Raa: In that case... "R"

Pat: No... no "R"'s... Where were you born Adam?

Adam: Ow... uh... ...Vasuda...

Raa: What?? YOU SON OF A SHIVAN!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/FS2WoF/8.jpg)

Carl: SCREE! SCREE KTTCH KTTCH!

Raa: You want to take this outside?

Carl: SCREEE!

Raa: Oh, you are so going down.

Continued in next post
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Axem on November 25, 2004, 05:27:05 pm
Continued

Pat: Uh... okay... while those two kill each other, Adam gets to move on to the bonus round!

Adam: YAAAAAY!

Pat: Okay, and we have a "Ship." Let's give you the free letters, O, L, O, S, S, U, and S.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/FS2WoF/9.jpg)

Pat: What letters do you want to choose?

Adam: A!

Pat: No.

Adam: B?

Pat: Still no.

Adam: D!

Pat: Uh... why not go back one?

Adam: 1?

Pat: Repeat after me... C...

Adam: See what?

Pat: YES! Now what does it say?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/FS2WoF/10.jpg)

Adam: I dunno. I can't read.

Pat: You...what... *Twitch*

Adam: Hold on I'm getting a call... What's that? A convoy in trouble? I'm on the case. To the Adam-mobile!

MEANWHILE

Raa: Let's get this over with...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/FS2WoF/11.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/FS2WoF/12.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/FS2WoF/13.jpg)

MEANWHILE

Pat: He...can't...read...

*SMASH!*

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/FS2WoF/15.jpg)

Reporter: Today a Shivan Ship crashed into Soft Light Studios killing no one important. In other news, Vasuda exploded, so you may want to avoid the freeways near there. Up next, Garry King interviews Beta 4, he spills all the secrets about Alpha 1. Have a good night, I'm Gene Ric.
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Unknown Target on November 25, 2004, 05:51:52 pm
LMAO :yes: :D
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: mitac on November 25, 2004, 06:05:46 pm
Quote
YOU SON OF A SHIVAN!


(http://boardy.de/images/smilies/lachtot.gif) Good one, again.
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: AlphaOne on November 25, 2004, 06:23:01 pm
Nice one that was super !:nod:
I want more much more much much much more please post some more "son of a shivan " now thats good..:D
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Eishtmo on November 25, 2004, 07:23:47 pm
Oh, that was good.  Thank you.
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: FireCrack on November 25, 2004, 07:26:16 pm
Lol, check carl's scoreboard :D
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Carl on November 25, 2004, 07:43:07 pm
I own your soul!
Title: Re: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Taristin on November 25, 2004, 07:50:49 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Axem
Pat: Oooo, the Supernova. I'm sorry Raa, but if you don't get this next letter right, we nuke your home.

Raa: It was already nuked, twice.

Pat: Then we'll nuke Adam's.

Raa: In that case... "R"


Had me laughing so hard! :lol:
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Nuke on November 25, 2004, 10:29:53 pm
*patiently waits for fs: who wants to be a millionare*
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Falcon on November 25, 2004, 10:36:52 pm
Ha! Ive been waiting for this one for a long time! Good one Axem I was laughing my head off over this......... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: NGTM-1R on November 25, 2004, 10:56:16 pm
Axem: You Rule.
Title: OMFG!
Post by: Getter Robo G on November 26, 2004, 12:35:44 am
Axem you had my in sticthes! I was hurting before the final two images :lol:

Don't stop! Please continue your game show efforts!!!
In fact why not start a new genre? Late night talk shows (or day time)
:yes:

[EDIT]  Um, shouldn't Carl's board say "Your Lunches" instead? Just curious...
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: LOKO on November 26, 2004, 12:50:02 am
how about a drinking game
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Singh on November 26, 2004, 12:51:27 am
ROFLMAO!!

This is so funny, i cant type properly!
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Deepstar on November 26, 2004, 02:12:20 am
ROFL

Very good.
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: c914 on November 26, 2004, 02:19:18 am
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Pat: Oooo, the Supernova. I'm sorry Raa, but if you don't get this next letter right, we nuke your home.

Raa: It was already nuked, twice.

Pat: Then we'll nuke Adam's.

Raa: In that case... "R"

Pat: No... no "R"'s... Where were you born Adam?

Adam: Ow... uh... ...Vasuda...

Raa: What?? YOU SON OF A SHIVAN!


hehehehe:D
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Gloriano on November 26, 2004, 02:19:39 am
LOL That was awesome!!!!! :)
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: karajorma on November 26, 2004, 04:22:15 am
:lol:

Sheer brilliance Axem.
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Make on November 26, 2004, 04:35:15 am
That was great! :lol:
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: LordAnubis on November 26, 2004, 04:36:46 am
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Pat: No... no "R"'s... Where were you born Adam?

Adam: Ow... uh... ...Vasuda...

Raa: What?? YOU SON OF A SHIVAN!

ROFL :lol:
Loved it, keep it up :)
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Setekh on November 26, 2004, 05:33:08 am
:lol: That just made my day. :D
Title: props, man!
Post by: Marauder on November 26, 2004, 06:03:31 am
Axem, you're one of a kind. :ha:
 
How about FreeSpace: The Amazing Race [IMG Heavy]?

:D
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Hollewanderer on November 26, 2004, 06:06:04 am
Smashing!

Most excellent work.
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Marauder on November 26, 2004, 06:12:25 am
Where do you get your time? :p
I also like how the game hosts always understand Carl. :lol:
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Hippo on November 26, 2004, 07:15:51 am
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: pecenipicek on November 26, 2004, 08:41:59 am
there is no words that can describe how hard am i laughing.
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Falcon on November 26, 2004, 11:16:20 am
Quote
Originally posted by Axem

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When you vote tomorrow, remember...

(http://www.mts.net/~jmsrmr/narfin/img/fswof/5.jpg)

I'm Aken Bosch, and I approve of this message.
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I'd vote for him :D
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Lightspeed on November 26, 2004, 12:05:41 pm
Great work, Axem! :D

Falcon: Bosch is misunderstood. :nod:
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: kv1at3485 on November 27, 2004, 06:01:08 am
I'm sorry, but smilies cannot express the temporary insanity this caused me.

We really, really need a repository for this stuff.
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: redsniper on November 27, 2004, 11:03:31 am
Kudos for making the Raa vs Carl fight a Final Fantasy battle. :yes:
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Axem on November 27, 2004, 05:52:29 pm
Glad to see you all liked it. :) I'll probably make FS: Millionare sometime in late-December, I have stuff pilling up and should really take care of some of that soon. ;)

Raa: Love the new location. :D

GRG: Where? It supposed to be "$ Carl" and then "Your Soul". Unless I'm missing out on another old Forum joke.

Marauder: I don't like Reality TV, so it wouldn't be on the top of my list. :p

redsniper: I had wanted to make it a flash movie, but my flash skills are terrible. :( However I have a script for a longer battle if anyone else wants to make it. ;)

Plus here's something extra:

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v109/NarfPics/xtra2.jpg)
This Message brought to you by SADS, Shivans Against Drunk Supernovaing.
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: karajorma on November 28, 2004, 08:21:12 am
:lol:

The lunches comment is a reference to the welcome speech every newbie gets which states that carl lives in the ducts but can be bought off by giving him your lunch :D
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Moonsword on November 29, 2004, 06:08:16 am
Not all of them get it, though.

*blinks*

Isn't Carl supposed to be an admin?  What happened to his avatar?
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: DaBrain on November 29, 2004, 04:59:33 pm
Hey Axem nice work. ;)


And for the next one, how about one of these idol shows? ;)
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Ghostavo on November 29, 2004, 06:10:50 pm
Simply awesome :lol:
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Corsair on November 29, 2004, 06:24:44 pm
:lol:
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: Marauder on December 05, 2004, 11:55:04 am
I just re-read this...

:D OK, so Amazing Race isn't the best show to model off of...
But I like the idea about FS:Millionaire.
Title: Dear god, FreeSpace: Wheel of Fortune [IMG Hvy]
Post by: FreeTerran on December 06, 2004, 12:22:46 am
lmao nice one :D