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Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: InfernoGod on January 12, 2005, 08:34:47 pm
Well, it probably won't be as funny to you, but I made something that you may find funny. I was bored, and well, I need some free hosting space to put the pictures up I made in MS Paint (which sux for what I did). I hope u find them funny, so expect to see them soon.:nod:
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Falcon on January 12, 2005, 09:52:10 pm
Points to ------------> Image Shack (http://www.imageshack.us/)
Title: Thanx
Post by: InfernoGod on January 13, 2005, 05:26:35 pm
Thanks. I'll upload them soon.
Title: not working
Post by: InfernoGod on January 13, 2005, 07:33:40 pm
argh. not working. stupid shack of the images. *smacks the shack* I'll find a place. *returns to searching*
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Pyro MX on January 13, 2005, 07:36:25 pm
Try Photobucket ("http://www.photobucket.com")!
Title: Thanx
Post by: InfernoGod on January 13, 2005, 07:56:29 pm
most excellent, thanx

[EDIT] and btw, i know u've gotten welcomed, but from me: Welcome to HLP.
*people begin plasma core insertion*
Stop it, gunnery control! The guy's been shot enough!:rolleyes:
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Pyro MX on January 13, 2005, 09:29:52 pm
Thx!

Can't wait to see ur paint pic!

*Guns turn on me*
*Run away with afterburners laughing* :lol:
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Grug on January 14, 2005, 05:15:16 am
weeeeeeh!

So where are these images... o_O
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: BlackDove on January 14, 2005, 07:17:39 am
Oh look, my life just passed by.
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: vyper on January 14, 2005, 07:40:46 am
http://www.penguinbomb.com/gallery/
Title: The First Pic
Post by: InfernoGod on January 14, 2005, 08:13:40 pm
Now don't laugh. OK, you can :lol: , you can :blah: , you can :wtf:  or whatever you please. But if HLP was an actual place on Earth, this is the way I would imagine it would like. You have the right to take these and make better versions of them, as long as you give credit to me for the original idea.

[EDIT] Gotta resize the pics. Wait some more.  Don't shoot me. Yet.
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Pyro MX on January 14, 2005, 08:16:33 pm
Interesting work! Can you explain you work more in details? Like where would you put the computers etc...

All done in paint? Neat!
Title: yes,
Post by: InfernoGod on January 14, 2005, 08:24:39 pm
It's all a brilliant masterpiece! Maybe I shouldn't have put it in the wash. It shrunk. But, I guess u guys will have to bear with me!

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/InfernoGod/HLP-1.bmp)

Yes. Now, time to point out the rooms. See that little square in the lower right corner *everybody squints eyes*. Yes, that is the elevator. The only one in the place. Just above that, we have the SCP lab! The room to the left of that elevator (all the rooms and places have little "marks" on them, these WERE numbers, so if it has no mark, it's not a room). Anyways, that's the FS Archives. Where everything is kept. All the old things. The HUGE room next to the Archives, that's the prop basement. Yes, we keep things down there. Some say that Carl stores some of his un-eaten lunches down there. Nobody knows. Please proceed to the top left corner. That room up there, that's our prison complex, where we throw FS-hating infidels into cramped and uncomfortable jail cells. The room just below it, those are our courtrooms. Now, returning to the top left corner, look to the right. Follow the top line. That skinny space up there, that's the hallway leading to the vents. So you can find Carl. And risk your life. Now turn your attention to the center *everybody still squinting eyes*. That large room in the center, that's the Admin Control Bunker. So if the place gets bombared, we all die. The Admins don't. But the FS-hating infidels don't either. Oh well, give them to Carl. That small room right next to the bunker's upper left corner, that's the reactor room. A huge fusion reactor is down there. That's what powers this place.

[EDIT] I really should've done this according to the HLP Movie. Taken the rooms and thrown them together. On different floors. What a loser I am. *hits head* Oh well! I guess it's up to whoever is very unfortunate and redoes these. lol
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Pyro MX on January 14, 2005, 08:35:43 pm
Very nice layout! Btw... can you add a closet near the Carl's hallway filled with shotguns or flamethrowes or burgers?
Title: Thanks
Post by: InfernoGod on January 14, 2005, 08:39:35 pm
Thanks, i've got four more which I'll put up tomorrow, cuz I've gotta study for my mid-terms. But, Pyro, if you wish, you can edit them. Just give me credit. Or I'll be very evil. You know, this base is pretty cool. Maybe I could... take over the world. But why rule the world when I can rule.... the FS Community:drevil: ?
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Pyro MX on January 14, 2005, 08:52:18 pm
I did a bigger pic of the basement with the rooms marked. Your name is on it!
(http://pmxa.spouing.com/external/ifghlpbase.jpg)
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: FireCrack on January 16, 2005, 05:41:33 am
you did it wrong
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Grug on January 16, 2005, 07:30:12 am
lol.

yep, you musta been quite bored indeed.
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Falcon on January 16, 2005, 12:08:46 pm
Hey you left out the room where all my toruture devices are located.
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Thorn on January 16, 2005, 12:09:43 pm
You mean the janitor's closet?
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Falcon on January 16, 2005, 12:12:34 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Thorn
You mean the janitor's closet?


No, no, no, the other room.......... ;)
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: WMCoolmon on January 16, 2005, 01:14:32 pm
You have some pretty hot 'dumbass friends' (http://www.penguinbomb.com/gallery/categories.php?cat_id=2)

What room are they staying in? :p
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: vyper on January 16, 2005, 07:01:52 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Falcon
Hey you left out the room where all my toruture devices are located.


That'd be Shrike's office.
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: an0n on January 16, 2005, 08:48:22 pm
I got bored.

I might do the basement and the attic later:

(http://www.penguinbomb.com/images/hlpmap.jpg)
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: WMCoolmon on January 17, 2005, 11:18:25 pm
"Harem"
"Hookers"
"Emergency hookers"
"Dungeon pr0n library"
:lol:

At least one type of need will be fulfilled if HLP is cut off from the outside world. Although I guess we'd have to resort to cannibalism for food.

Or is that what the SpaceCrack is for? :lol:
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Bobboau on January 17, 2005, 11:52:28 pm
I like An0n's better, but it needs a larger Harem room, maybe if you built over that cemetary.
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: an0n on January 17, 2005, 11:57:13 pm
There's still a basement and attic to fill.

I was thinking that the basement would be mostly nuclear fission central-heating, dead hookers, n00b graves and Headz storage.
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Thorn on January 18, 2005, 01:08:24 am
Don't forget the grow-op.
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Carl on January 18, 2005, 01:53:00 am
what about the weapons lockers that can only be opened by and admin, V-god, or hyperintelligent shade of blue?
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: an0n on January 18, 2005, 02:11:32 am
All such weaponry and apocalyptic devices would be part of the Department of Banning an0n.
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Swamp_Thing on January 18, 2005, 03:03:41 am
I guess the next step on making a layout of the HLP headquarters would be to do it in 3D. With vent pipes, donĀ“t forget that. Maybe use the UT2004 or HL2 editor to make a small mission map, with all the HLP gurus as player caracters...
Who will do the honours? Who is the most bored beyong recognition, crazy enough to do it?
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Falcon on January 18, 2005, 06:19:04 am
Quote
Originally posted by vyper


That'd be Shrike's office.


Why would my torture devices be in Shirke's office? :wtf:
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Setekh on January 18, 2005, 06:56:30 am
It needs a BBQ. ;)
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: dan87uk on January 18, 2005, 07:32:06 am
you should put noob/lurker quarters next to Carl's room, that way theyl be scared all the time can you imagine it?

 :nervous: :eek2:

:ha: :ha:
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: dan87uk on January 18, 2005, 07:32:58 am
P.S although iv only been here since jan the 3rd, i have already made 85 posts so im no longer a noob ;)
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Falcon on January 18, 2005, 03:23:21 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh
It needs a BBQ. ;)


*fires up teh grill*

Quote
Originally posted by dan87uk
P.S although iv only been here since jan the 3rd, i have already made 85 posts so im no longer a noob ;)


*throws dan87uk on it*

You dont make the decision whether your a newb or not, thats for the admins to decide. :p
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: InfernoGod on January 18, 2005, 06:03:20 pm
Thanks for all the feedback, guys. Sorry I haven't put up the other pictures lately, but my computer flipped out. It works now though. And by the way, nice job Anon. I like it lol.
The fighterbay and drydocks where we park all of our ships is missing. We people with gigantic ships that would vaporize if the beams fired need a space to park!:rolleyes:

And yes, anybody who is willing to do it in 3D, be my guest. Not holding you back. lol
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: dan87uk on January 18, 2005, 06:27:57 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Falcon


*fires up teh grill*



*throws dan87uk on it*

You dont make the decision whether your a newb or not, thats for the admins to decide. :p



:sigh: :nervous: :(

well when ive been here a bit longer hopefully you wont consider me a noob...i like to share my views n try not to mek stupid comments so...hopefully a tag tht i am going to get rid of very soon...
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Thorn on January 18, 2005, 07:51:56 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Falcon
You dont make the decision whether your a newb or not, thats for the admins to decide. :p


*tosses Falcon on the grill*
Silence you chewy nub!
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Falcon on January 18, 2005, 08:27:41 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Thorn


*tosses Falcon on the grill*
Silence you chewy nub!


Don't make me use the broom! :mad2:

:nervous:


:p
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Corsair on January 18, 2005, 09:16:31 pm
Falcon, face it...you don't have the torture devices. You're just bluffing.
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: Grug on January 18, 2005, 09:47:03 pm
Generally Lol.

And I agree with Setekh.
BBQ and a nice slab of lamb. :D

BTW have all us Aussies out there seen the lamb advertisement on TV yet?
LOL what a crack up. :D
Linky for everyone else:
http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,29698.0.html

Warning for dial up users.

What's funny is that its got even more publicity because of the complaints, and they were cleared to continue showing it anyway.
It's a kickass ad, probably the funniest I've seen in a long while.
Title: What Boredom Does To Me
Post by: InfernoGod on January 22, 2005, 06:31:04 pm
I had a dorm place where everybody lives ol