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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on May 06, 2001, 08:40:00 pm
 (http://freespace.volitionwatch.com/potd/images/sete00.jpg)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on May 06, 2001, 10:23:00 pm
LOL!  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

0WNT!  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on May 06, 2001, 10:48:00 pm
Yeah....talk about intersite rivalry!  That was the V-W picture of the day.  Geez they're getting violent over there, huh?   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on May 06, 2001, 10:54:00 pm
Yeah...

Who would imagine that?...  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on May 06, 2001, 11:02:00 pm
Man that is extremely rude  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Black Ace on May 07, 2001, 12:00:00 am
Heheheh... that's funny...

<hears something behind him>  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/eek.gif) Here he comes!!!

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Ace on May 07, 2001, 12:00:00 am
His Co-Fee is inferior!

He setup himself the beam!

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Fineus on May 07, 2001, 02:15:00 am
I'm inspired to render something in retort  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Windrunner on May 07, 2001, 03:05:00 am
Strange. I thought that Setekh was to be the one to first answer on this post. To defend his honor  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on May 07, 2001, 03:06:00 am
I think he's still offline.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Darkage on May 07, 2001, 04:44:00 am
I want a snow sandwiches (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on May 07, 2001, 05:09:00 am
 
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Originally posted by Shrike:
Yeah....talk about intersite rivalry!  That was the V-W picture of the day.  Geez they're getting violent over there, huh?    (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)

Mmmm! We HLPers will teach them VW people! Hmph!  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Mr.Genuchi on May 07, 2001, 06:42:00 am
Actually, if any of you guys played that FS2 mission I made, "A tangled web" (not the one from Warzone), a bonus objective was to find Setekh in a cargo container and blow him to smithereens.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

But that was before I discovered what a cool guy he was...yeah, that's it.

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Warlock on May 07, 2001, 08:39:00 am
hmmm render a VW bettle in space getting blasted by beams from all around?  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: morris13 on May 07, 2001, 11:18:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by Warlock:
hmmm render a VW bettle in space getting blasted by beams from all around?   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on June 04, 2001, 01:58:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Warlock:
hmmm render a VW bettle in space getting blasted by beams from all around?


That'd be a definite keeper.

Hmmmm, got spacecrack?   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)


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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Fineus on June 04, 2001, 02:09:00 pm
Wow, this is old...

oh well...Stupid AWACs AWARD!   :lol:

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on June 04, 2001, 02:57:00 pm
This is mean... this is SO mean...  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on June 04, 2001, 03:00:00 pm
Wait till Setekh sees this  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Fineus on June 04, 2001, 03:10:00 pm
He's seen it before, but only on the staff forums... and that was some time ago  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Vertigo1 on June 04, 2001, 09:52:00 pm
I give him about....5 min until he BFRed's you.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)

Hey, there's an idea!  Vasudan AWACS armed with 1 BFRed cannon.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)  Run shivans!  RUN!

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on June 04, 2001, 11:56:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by MD-2389:
I give him about....5 min until he BFRed's you.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)

Hey, there's an idea!  Vasudan AWACS armed with 1 BFRed cannon.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)  Run shivans!  RUN!


Um, doesn't he already have the OWNed Cannon  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)


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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Martinus on June 05, 2001, 01:16:00 am
The OWNed cannon!!

The ultimate idiot killer  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 05, 2001, 01:43:00 am
 
Quote
As they say, 0wnT
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 05, 2001, 02:27:00 am
Heh... stick this up your pipe and smoke it, Thunder.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/devil.gif)

 (http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/setekh/thunder-bite.jpg)

Bow down before the might of the AWACS!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Fineus on June 05, 2001, 04:42:00 am
Ooooohhh...

Thats it, this is the battle of the HLP staff members  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)

Just you wait till I have more time on my hands  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 05, 2001, 05:21:00 am
Just be glad I haven't got involved yet.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Darkage on June 05, 2001, 05:58:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh:
Heh... stick this up your pipe and smoke it, Thunder.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/devil.gif)

  (http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/setekh/thunder-bite.jpg)  

Bow down before the might of the AWACS!

Poor Thunder  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snakeseyes on June 05, 2001, 06:15:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by Thunder:

Thats it, this is the battle of the HLP staff members   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)

well, now that you say it, i notice that you are more than the non-staff members. (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on June 05, 2001, 11:21:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh:
Heh... stick this up your pipe and smoke it, Thunder.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/devil.gif)

  (http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/setekh/thunder-bite.jpg)  

Bow down before the might of the AWACS!

Ouch!  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)  Setekh Returns  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)



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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: NeoHunter on June 05, 2001, 12:55:00 pm
Um...I think I should say this.....

This picture was submitted by me some time back.It was to be included in a mission in my campaign. That campaign has been scrapped.

But I thought "What a nice shot!", so I submitted it to FreeSpace Watch.

Time to activate subspace drives before Setekh comes for me. *Activates subspace drives* (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif) (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif) (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: NeoHunter on June 05, 2001, 12:59:00 pm
I just got a great idea!

What if we held a competition to see who can come up with the best picture of a Setekh getting blown to pieces? (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Kazan on June 05, 2001, 03:08:00 pm
Since when does an AWACs have a beam cannon

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Grey Wolf on June 05, 2001, 03:24:00 pm
You must remember, he is the only AWACS w/ gold-plated arrays.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Fineus on June 05, 2001, 03:36:00 pm
Hehe, this'll do for now...

 (http://www.3dap.com/hlp/freespace/art/thunder/fsbackground_17.jpg)

  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 05, 2001, 03:57:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Kazan:
Since when does an AWACs have a beam cannon


Since I put one on it >:-D

heh, thatone's not as good, thunder, good, but not *as* good  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Fineus on June 05, 2001, 04:17:00 pm
Did you check the number on it? it's number 17...out of around 60, 60 being the latest. So it's old but the only thing with an AWAC getting nuked in it...for now  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Max Sterling on June 05, 2001, 06:33:00 pm
Hey wait let me reply to that Setekh message so I can add ANOTHER copy of that pic to this thread!



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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: wEvil on June 05, 2001, 06:53:00 pm
*is tempted to do something rediculous*

oh well..if i manage to get up before lunchtime tomorrow...

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Dr.Zer0 on June 05, 2001, 07:23:00 pm
You know if you look at a Setekh from it looks like a Guide Bot from Descent 2/3  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Sandwich on June 05, 2001, 07:24:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by darkage:
I want a snow sandwiches  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)


HEY! What that supposed to mean?!  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)



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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Darkage on June 05, 2001, 08:06:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by sandwich:
HEY! What that supposed to mean?!   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)


It means i'm hungry (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/spineyes.gif)  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/hammer.gif)


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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on June 05, 2001, 08:58:00 pm
Why hasn't Setekh replied yet?

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 06, 2001, 07:13:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by QXMX:
Why hasn't Setekh replied yet?

You guys all gang up on me when I'm sleeping and/or at school.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/rolleyes.gif)

Besides, Thunder, not good enough to bring out new material? I did that job in 5 minutes. Bring it on.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Fineus on June 06, 2001, 11:26:00 am
How many times do I have to rant about GCSEs... and I posted that last post at 6:40am GMT, just before I left the house to go to school - you try rendering when your computer is slow, your tired and you still have to have a wash :P

oh, and one last thing... thats my render - you just put in the beams and an AWACs   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)

And now, my retort... 0wned  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)

 (http://www.3dap.com/hlp/freespace/art/thunder/fsbackground_58.jpg)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on June 06, 2001, 01:01:00 pm
 (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on June 06, 2001, 01:34:00 pm
This is starting to get good... =D
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 06, 2001, 02:53:00 pm
Oi! Enough with the hercs! Your making me eyes 'urt!!!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 07, 2001, 01:32:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by Thunder:
you try rendering when your computer is slow, your tired and you still have to have a wash  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)

Oh, but I always do that.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

 
Quote
Originally posted by Thunder:
oh, and one last thing... thats my render - you just put in the beams and an AWACs    (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)

Oh yeh? Guess what, I haven't got the model for the Thunder, even though you, and everyone else, has got me. So, if you're a real man with real guts, you'll send me the model and let me have a real shot at you. Or are you too much of a coward, MonkeyBoy?  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

C'mon, bring it on. I haven't even used my Crystalline Arrays™ to call up my friends yet.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/devil.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: icespeed on June 07, 2001, 07:14:00 am
so it's personal remarks now.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Daedalus on June 07, 2001, 10:15:00 am
 
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Originally posted by Setekh:
Heh... stick this up your pipe and smoke it, Thunder.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/devil.gif)

  (http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/setekh/thunder-bite.jpg)  

Bow down before the might of the AWACS!

mmm.... just doing the popular thing. That's all.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)


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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Arnav on June 07, 2001, 10:37:00 am
If this fight involves making cooler and cooler renders... MORE! I want MORE!  (http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/contrib/blackeye/drooling3.gif)


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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Fineus on June 07, 2001, 10:51:00 am
If thats how you want it you fish loving excuse for a useful ship, I'll send you my damn model. It won't do you any good mind you, I'll still knock your 3 turreted rear back to Vasuda  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)

And yes people, cooler renders will be the result (untill we realise that we have FS Story to finish  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif))

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 07, 2001, 04:08:00 pm
 
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Originally posted by icespeed:
so it's personal remarks now.

You shoo. Your metaphysical remarks will cause nothing but confusion here! Actually, some people here will actually be able to out-logic you. Not that I'm unable to. (For those wondering, this another one of my friends from school. Hey! First female on the HLP Forums!)

 
Quote
Originally posted by Thunder:
If thats how you want it you fish loving excuse for a useful ship, I'll send you my damn model. It won't do you any good mind you, I'll still knock your 3 turreted rear back to Vasuda   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)

And yes people, cooler renders will be the result (untill we realise that we have FS Story to finish   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif))

 (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

We'll see what happens. Oh, and yes - FS Story...

Bugger, I knew we forgot something.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: NeoHunter on June 08, 2001, 02:52:00 am
Man,. this is definitely getting interesting by the posts! I'm getting myself the best seats and the best popcorn to watch this.

Keep 'em coming guys! (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 08, 2001, 03:44:00 am
Time for me to get in on the action... let's try out some gridfire ("http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/shrike/pop.gif").

And yes, that imagine is roughly what GZ at the GTD Thunder would be like.

Of course, I don't use gridfire...that's just support from the GSV Questionable Ethics.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 08, 2001, 04:34:00 am
Thunder = vapourised?
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 08, 2001, 06:00:00 am
At least.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Starwing on June 08, 2001, 06:26:00 am
 (http://private.freepage.de/flodietrich/temp/nice.jpg)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Fineus on June 08, 2001, 07:21:00 am
Sweet pic dude!

thats the largest AWAC I've ever seen....
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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 08, 2001, 07:39:00 am
Well, I'm special...  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Starwing on June 08, 2001, 08:44:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by Thunder:
thats the largest AWAC I've ever seen....

GVA Super Steak  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on June 08, 2001, 11:03:00 am
What's that in the middle?  Looks like a shielded Station

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Fineus on June 08, 2001, 11:25:00 am
It's his shield mjolnirs, doing their job rather well as well... (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)

I like the scale on the planet as well...

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Starwing on June 08, 2001, 11:58:00 am
The thing in the middle is the Eternity, unique in the galaxy, the last ship of its class, built twelve thousand years ago by an ancient race killed in a war against a mysterious enemy.

The thing is what keeps the two from frying each other by using its reflector shields to block their beams.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on June 08, 2001, 01:43:00 pm
Sweet  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: wEvil on June 08, 2001, 02:48:00 pm
play NICE?!
PAH!

 (http://www21.brinkster.com/wevil/wraith4.jpg)

all in a days work for a bored gap year student :P

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 08, 2001, 03:01:00 pm
Now that beam kicks *** ! I want to make them   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/frown.gif)
hehe, I tried the paintbrush way, and got a crappy result.. see?

 (http://muzkitto.net/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=7023)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: wEvil on June 08, 2001, 04:42:00 pm
the pic aint working.

actually lightwave supports better glows than the 3dsmax internal renderer because they can be supersampled.

should be tucked away in post render options or sumfink like that.


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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 08, 2001, 06:37:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by wEvil:
play NICE?!
PAH!

  (http://www21.brinkster.com/wevil/wraith4.jpg)  

all in a days work for a bored gap year student :P

Bewwwwwdiful...  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

I see you got an Orion into LW - and btw, that bang.avi you sent me the other day is sweet - very, very nice.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 09, 2001, 04:55:00 am
Hmm..... what shall I blow up?  Tesna, I could use a target.

Well, hasn't SC got back to you yet?

No, lazy bastards.

Didn't calling a SC Mind names get you in trouble
last time?
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: icespeed on June 09, 2001, 07:00:00 am
You guys *do* know what they say about guys with big guns, don't you?
i suppose it applies to ships as well.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: NeoHunter on June 09, 2001, 07:09:00 am
Boys with toys.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: icespeed on June 09, 2001, 07:24:00 am
Little ones.

Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 09, 2001, 08:38:00 am
lol, so what does it mean when you have a fenris on your side  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

Not even gonna say anything about the golgotha  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 09, 2001, 08:48:00 am
How sad... I couldn't think of a better thread to announce this.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/rolleyes.gif)

<----- Lookie at the new icon!  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: wEvil on June 09, 2001, 09:15:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh:
Bewwwwwdiful...   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

I see you got an Orion into LW - and btw, that bang.avi you sent me the other day is sweet - very, very nice.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

LW?
LW?!

3dsmax!!!
 (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/frown.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 09, 2001, 11:07:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh:
How sad... I couldn't think of a better thread to announce this.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/rolleyes.gif)

<----- Lookie at the new icon!   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

Setekh, you are insane...  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/evil.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Jabu on June 09, 2001, 04:36:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh:
How sad... I couldn't think of a better thread to announce this.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/rolleyes.gif)

<----- Lookie at the new icon!   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Didn't you use to have a whole TSM for NOT calling you an AWACS?  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 09, 2001, 10:08:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by wEvil:
LW?
LW?!

3dsmax!!!  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/frown.gif)

I knew that! I just forgot  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/redface.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 09, 2001, 10:10:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Jabu:
Didn't you use to have a whole TSM for NOT calling you an AWACS?   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

Yeh... then I realised it's cooler to get the free p1mpage that you do when you are an AWACS rather than being known as a tight-ass.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Fineus on June 10, 2001, 02:38:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh:
How sad... I couldn't think of a better thread to announce this.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/rolleyes.gif)

<----- Lookie at the new icon!   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
How cheap...oh, err....wait.....



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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 02:38:00 am
Yeh.

And I had to make your one. How terrible.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 03:22:00 am
Hmm......
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Nico on June 10, 2001, 04:46:00 am
hem... still playing, kids?  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: icespeed on June 10, 2001, 05:47:00 am
really, this is getting a bit pathetic.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 05:49:00 am
Well, we are dealing with Thunder and Setekh here.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 06:04:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by icespeed:
really, this is getting a bit pathetic.

You're only jealous because you're not an AWACS.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 10, 2001, 09:24:00 am
he could register as Charybdis...  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/rolleyes.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Fineus on June 10, 2001, 09:26:00 am
Then he'd be even more pathetic than that Vasudan monstrosity, he even smells of fish....

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Nico on June 10, 2001, 09:28:00 am
eh! can I have a PyroGX icon to go with my title?   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 10, 2001, 09:32:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by Thunder:
Then he'd be even more pathetic than that Vasudan monstrosity, he even smells of fish....


lol... I don't want to get any further into this one  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/rolleyes.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Fineus on June 10, 2001, 10:28:00 am
 (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/eek.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: wEvil on June 10, 2001, 11:32:00 am
keep this place clean indeed!

*gets out marigold gloves and disinfectant*

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: heretic on June 10, 2001, 11:35:00 am
Thunder, I got a suprise for you in a bit  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 10, 2001, 11:55:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by wEvil:
keep this place clean indeed!

*gets out marigold gloves and disinfectant*

Thank goodness someone did... Thunder's getting a little dirty there  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on June 10, 2001, 12:43:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Snipes:
he could register as Charybdis...    (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/rolleyes.gif)

Icespeed: I'd like to change my name

Hall of Records: Ok, what would you like.

Icespeed: Charybdis

Hall of Records: What, are you joking, the name of the evil water drinker in Greek legend

Icespeed: No, the name of the AWACS in FreeSpace2

Hall of Records: Oh, THAT Charybdis.  That's quite a coincidince

Icespeed: Why?

Hall of Records: Well, we had a fellow in here a few months ago, wanted to change his name to Setekh.

Icespeed: Oh, I know him, he's that Vasudan AWACS.

 (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: The Claw on June 10, 2001, 01:18:00 pm
Hmmm... I got a name to change mine to...
 The GTVAC Death Chicken  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 06:01:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Snipes:
he could register as Charybdis...   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/rolleyes.gif)

She could register as Charybdis...  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 06:02:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by The Claw:
Hmmm... I got a name to change mine to...
 The GTVAC Death Chicken   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)

Eh? You just got a name change - not very easily satisfied, hmmm?  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 10, 2001, 06:19:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh:
She could register as Charybdis...   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)

...and what is that supposed to mean, "oh one with shiny blue plates"?
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 06:30:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh:
She could register as Charybdis...   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)

 
Quote
As they say, 0wnT
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 06:33:00 pm
  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/rolleyes.gif)

icespeed is one of my - female friends. But don't let that lull you into a false sense of security, her other nick is 'Queen of Ice'.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on June 10, 2001, 07:00:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh:
Her other nick is 'Queen of Ice'.    (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)


 
Quote
Originally posted by someone I can't remember:
As they always say, 0WNT!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 07:03:00 pm
IIRC, that particular quote came from Shrike. But I remember hearing the actual word 0wnT from you first.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on June 10, 2001, 07:04:00 pm
Hmm, that was meant as a joke, you know?  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 10, 2001, 07:05:00 pm
[Hill Billy Drawl] Gawly! Shucks! A female! Boys, gadder 'round! [/Hill Billy Drawl]
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 07:07:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Styxx:
Hmm, that was meant as a joke, you know?   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

'course  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif) Speaking of which, you on ICQ? wEvil wants something off you...  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 07:08:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Snipes:
[Hill Billy Drawl] Gawly! Shucks! A female! Boys, gadder 'round! [/Hill Billy Drawl]

That won't make her happy, I can assure you.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)

I can't believe how fast this thread has grown  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 10, 2001, 07:10:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh:
I can't believe how fast this thread has grown   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

Thanks to Shrike  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 07:12:00 pm
Shrike? Shrike?  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)

Master of Conversation... must be very proud  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 10, 2001, 07:13:00 pm
Master of conversation?! pffft, more like... nevermind  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 07:18:00 pm
Yeah, why are you blaming ME?
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 07:19:00 pm
Heh heh heh...  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 10, 2001, 07:22:00 pm
Topic starter: ******

I wonder what those are hiding  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 07:28:00 pm
ooook.  this topic is getting a bit long.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 07:29:00 pm
What? You're the last person I'd expect to stomp on our fun, after all the fun we've had on these forums (and the VBB, for a little while).  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 10, 2001, 07:29:00 pm
hehe, wait till I figure how to nuke the awacs  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 07:31:00 pm
Never, I'll see it coming from the other side of the planet. Ph33r The Arrays™.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 07:33:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh:
What? You're the last person I'd expect to stomp on our fun, after all the fun we've had on these forums (and the VBB, for a little while).   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)

But this is how I have fun when I'm doing other stuff.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 07:42:00 pm
Pfeh...  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)

Your time will come, Culture boy.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 07:44:00 pm
Si Fabricata Diem, PVNK!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 07:51:00 pm
What can I do when you get rid of all the fun names?  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 07:51:00 pm
didn't we have a discussion about titles before?   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on June 10, 2001, 07:54:00 pm
I'm on ICQ now...
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 07:55:00 pm
Apocalypse Online!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 07:56:00 pm
It just doesn't have quite the same ring... still good though  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on June 10, 2001, 07:58:00 pm
So, ph33r!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 07:58:00 pm
Yeah, it'a bit long.

Sir, the Conversion Matrix is prepped and we are within range of the 4th moon.

Excellent. You may fire when ready.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 08:01:00 pm
Bugger! Don't point that thing at me!

AWACS using remote login... logged into dGOU Loose Cannon...

Locating free terminal... located; bringing effector online...

Effector online; target TFDx Apocalypse - command, disable Conversion Matrix...

EW op complete, AWACS remote log off complete.


 (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/devil.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: DragonClaw on June 10, 2001, 08:02:00 pm
 Heh...Apocolypse is nothing

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Quote
The fear always controls our attitude, let us fear no more!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on June 10, 2001, 08:02:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Shrike:
Excellent. You may fire when ready.

 
Quote
Originally posted by, hmm, who was it again?
As they say over and over, 0wnT twice.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 08:05:00 pm
Aboard the GVA Setekh

Vasudan #1: Hey! High Admilar Barni tried to fire the Conversion Matrix! L00k at the stupid Terran!
Vasudan #2: Hahah!
Vasudan #1: Hahah!

 (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 08:05:00 pm
Oh, try and hack me you little *****.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)

*viral agent successfully piggybacked on tighbeam transmission to AWACS*

*system infiltrated, download complete.*

*full specs to GVA Setekh aquired.*


Damn, this thing is primitive.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Grey Wolf on June 10, 2001, 08:06:00 pm
Setekh, you have a crew? I thought you and your horribly complex AI controlled the ship.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 08:07:00 pm
Argh! I'm outnumberd!  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 08:08:00 pm
*displacer activated*
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 08:09:00 pm
Setekh is run by the HAL 8999b computer.  Yes, that's the one before they fixed that annoying 'Homocidal' bug.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on June 10, 2001, 08:12:00 pm
Styxx: Situation on the port side electrobeam batteries, lieutenant!

Random lieutenant #45: All 67 batteries are online and fully charged, sir!

Styxx: Well, aim on that funny little ship with the blue rotating thingie and fire at will...

Random lieutenant #45: Yes sir!

* Styxx sits back and enjoys the fireworks... *

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 08:14:00 pm
Electro-0wnage.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 08:15:00 pm
Too bad Setekh isn't a Culture ship.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 10, 2001, 08:17:00 pm
[email protected]  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 08:21:00 pm
Aboard the GVA Setekh

Vasudan #3: We're in trouble, sir!
Setekh: Errr... errr... crystalline arrays at full power, send out a distress signal! Prepare to divert power to engines and withdraw!
Vasudan #4: One contact in range, sir. Borg Cube #3450998.
Setekh: Call her in! Get the engines up, get us out of here!

 (http://www.3dap.com/hlp/staff/setekh/borg-cover.jpg)

Run, RUN!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on June 10, 2001, 08:29:00 pm
Styxx: Hmm, what's that weird cube thing, lieutenant?

Random lieutenant #322: I don't know sir, but it's aiming at us...

Styxx: Well, frag it then.

* the cube is destroyed by a salvo from the Apocalypse *

Random lieutenant #322: We have two more cubes incoming sir!

Styxx: Hmmm, repeat the previous procedure...

Random lieutenant #322: Okay sir!

* The second cube is destroyed, but the third deflects the beams *

Random lieutenant #322: Sir, it's resisting our weapons...

Styxx: Fire again, lieutenant.

* The beams are once more deflected *

Styxx: Huh, lieutenant, engage subspace drive... And trace the coordinates of that little AWACS ship. We have some unfinished business...


[edit: I kan zpel, I sver!]

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 10, 2001, 08:30:00 pm
hehe, I doubt even the borg can save you  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/devil.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 08:38:00 pm
*watches the Apocalypse vanish into subspace.*

Tesna, get a load of this.  Listen.

We are the Borg.  You will be assimilated.  Your technological and biological distintiveness will be added to ours.

*Tesna just rolls her eyes*

Ok, 'borg' what if I don't want to?

Resistance is futile.

Ah, give me a break.  *starts accelerating past the cube.  A tractor beam latches out.  The borg cube suddenly finds itself being dragged behind the GOU.*

Bugger off, prick.  *The cube is suddenly torn to shreds by the massive gravitic power of a Linegun.*

There, let's go find us some trouble.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: heretic on June 10, 2001, 08:45:00 pm
I'm sorry Thunder, but you challenged her.

 (http://www.warpstorm.com/ubb/image_uploads/deathofthunder1.jpg)


your ship seems so.....small now.....   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)


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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 08:45:00 pm
On board the GVA Setekh, in subspace

Vasudan #6: Sir, the Apocalypse has entered subspace behind us. Her Conversion Matrix is currently out of range, but once we exit subspace she'll catch up and take us down. Please advise!
Setekh: Errr... pull up the Arrays™ again. Any contacts in range?
Vasudan #7: None, sir.
Setekh: Bugger!
Vasudan #6: If I may suggest something, sir? We exit subspace, wait for the Apocalypse, and errr, wait and see what happens?
Setekh: That's a terrible plan! We'll probably be killed!
Vasudan #6: Have you a better plan?
Setekh: Errr, good point. Okay. Prepare for subspace exit.

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 10, 2001, 08:47:00 pm
lmao

Good work  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on June 10, 2001, 08:53:00 pm
Styxx: Lieutenant, what's our situation?

* no one replies *

Styxx: Lieutenant?

Random ensign #1272: Huh, sir, we ran out of lieutenants...

Styxx: Damn. Well, ensign, what's our situation?

Random ensign #1272: We're nearing the exit point. Our sensors indicate that the AWACS vessel we're pursuing is just sitting there on the other side...

Styxx: Damn, they're probably using the I ran out of ideas tactics. We gotta devise a countermeasure...

Random ensign #1272: Hmm, we could retaliate using the same tactics, sir...

Styxx: No, no. It's too... unimaginative.

Random ensign #1272: Well, sir, what will we do then?

Styxx: Target that ship and open fire with all weapons upon our arrival!

Random ensign #1272: Okay sir - if you say so...

Styxx: And find me some lieutenants, dammit! I can't command something without a few good lieutenants!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 08:56:00 pm
This should be good.

What's that?

Maximum stealth right between the two ships.  They'll open fire and wonder what the ****  is happening to their shots.

You really are evil you know?
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 09:00:00 pm
Aboard the GVA Setekh

Vasudan #8: Sir, we have arrived in a stationary position roughly in front of the node. Your command?
Setekh: Ready the Terran Turret#Weaks!!!
Vasudan #9-12: *Gasp!*
Setekh: That's right, all three of them... the Apocalypse won't know what hit her!

 (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/devil.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 10, 2001, 09:02:00 pm
Enough! Enough... my sides hurt too much... please  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on June 10, 2001, 09:09:00 pm
Random lieutenant #401: Sir, we have incoming fire!

Styxx: Hmm, what? What's firing on us?

Random lieutenant #401: The AWACS, sir.

Styxx: Let it fire, I wanted a custom paint job on this ship anyway... I just needed an excuse...

Random lieutenant #401: Hmm, okay sir... but there's a problem...

Styxx: Huh, what?

Random lieutenant #401: Their shots are not reaching our hull...

Styxx: How so?

Random lieutenant #401: I don't know sir. They just... vanish.

Styxx: Damn. Ah, well. Just fry that little bastard...

Random lieutenant #401: Okay sir...

Random lieutenant #715: Sir, we're firing all electrobeams batteries, but nothing's emerging from the turrets!

Styxx: Damn, damn, damn. Please open a comm channel, set to full broadcast...

Random lieutenant #715: Yes sir, channel open.

Styxx: To the General Offensive Unite Loose Cannon... Let me frag that thing, dammit!

[I will get this right, sometime...]

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 10, 2001, 09:12:00 pm
This just keeps getting better and better  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 09:14:00 pm
*suddenly, dozens of warships appear in between the battling war(I use the term loosely)ships.*

Now let's play inverse russian roulette.  One of the holograms is not covered by the shields.  Which one is it?
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 09:20:00 pm
On board the GVA Setekh

Vasudan #13: Sir, there are dozens of warshpis in between us and the Apocalypse! They are identifying themselves as The Culture. One has been recognised as the ship we logged into to use its effector.
Setekh: Right. And what are they saying? Something about shields?
Vasudan #14: Uhhh... yeh.
Setekh: You don't sound very Vasudan, Vasudan.
Vasudan #14: I mean - correction, your the answer to your previous query was affirmative.
Setekh: That's better. Now, what are they saying?
Vasudan #13: One of the ships isn't covered by shields... sir.
Setekh: What? Power to Arrays™, confirm this.
Vasudan #15: Sir, none of the ships are shielded. They're bluffing!
Setekh: Understood. Open a channel to the Apocalypse...
Vasudan #16: Channel opened!
Setekh: This is the GVA Setekh. Barni, I have something you might want to know...
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: heretic on June 10, 2001, 09:20:00 pm
Sir! they're all over the place!

what?

the ships! they're firing at everything!

eh.....shoot.....er....that one!

which one?

hell, I don't know..... pick one out.


what about this one?

that's us, ensign...I wouldn't suggest it.

ok sir.

just.....fire out *waves* there....somewhere...doesn't matter, we're bigger...
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on June 10, 2001, 09:30:00 pm
Random lieutenant #1034: Sir, we're receiving a transmission from the AWACS...

Styxx: Put it on screen...

* a large screen appears from nowhere, displaying an image of Setekh and a few 'zods on the background *

Setekh: I propose a truce. That GOU is kinda... hmm... buggin me. If you agree to the truce, I can provide you with accurate information about it.

* Meanwhile, on Styxx's head *

Neuron cluster #142: Okay people, we'll agree or what?

Neuron cluster #20988: I say yes, we have nothing to lose...

Neuron cluster #3445: Yeah, we can always fry that puny AWACS later...

Whole brain: Yes!!

* Back to reality *

Styxx: Hmm... okay.

Setekh: None of the representations of the GOU Loose Cannon are actually shielded...

Styxx: Awright! Thanks, pal... Lieutenant, ready all electrobeam - wait. That was lacking something... Ah, I know. Lieutenant, ready all the Electrobeam™ batteries! (ah, much better now)...

Random lieutenant #1034: All batteries ready, sir!

Styxx: Fire at the ship on the coordinates provided by the AWACS!

* The Electrobeam™ batteries on the Apocalypse power up, and... *
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Ace on June 10, 2001, 09:35:00 pm
You're not worthy to face the GVJ Semnai, so here comes:

 (http://www.adamantpacified.org/grafix/callingfleet.gif)

CALLING. IN. THE. FLEET.!!!!

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 09:43:00 pm
Mmmph.....You....you..... *Tesna couldn't choke out the words, she was laughing so hard*

Yep, effectorized all the weapons.  I don't know why they say the shields are down though.  I guess they're just not used to Culture combat shields.  Making I should make them more visible.  *All but one of the ships vanish, only to be replaced by a silvery ovoid.*

Hey, there's a couple other ships just appearing.  Let's go pester them some.  *The GOU smoothly accelerated, leaving the two ships behind.  As an afterthought, one of the 'Cannon's effectors reactivated the weapons.*


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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 09:51:00 pm
Aboard the GVA Setekh

Vasudan #15: Sir, the ships have disappeared. Only one remains, and it is moving to engage two other ships that have entered the area... the Illiad, and.. a small cruiser - I can't make out its designation, the debris field of the GTAD Thunder is blocking transmissions.

Setekh: Understood. What's going on? Our weapons are down...

Vasudan #16: Incorrect. Our weapons have been brought back online.

Setekh: Riiiight... So, what's happening?

Vasudan #17: The Apocalypse is bringing its weapons to bear again.

Setekh: What?! We had a truce! They better not be aiming at us! Open a channel to the Apocalypse, now!

Vasudan #18: Channel open. At your leisure, sir.

Setekh: Barni! What the hell do you think you are doing! Don't think you're going to win, I would inform you that I have 3 Terran Turret#Weaks tracking your current position and ready to fire..! Did you hear that? THREE WHOLE Terran Turret#Weaks!



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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Ace on June 10, 2001, 09:59:00 pm
 (http://www.adamantpacified.org/grafix/co-fee.gif)

INFERIOR. CO-FEE. TERRAN.  (http://www.adamantpacified.org/grafix/vasudansmiley.gif)

Vasudan Tactical: We are reading hostile Terran vessels attempting to breach defensive grids.

Admiral Heiksu: Activate tertiary defense grid and prepare for inter-system jump.

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Staff member FreeSpace Watch
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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on June 10, 2001, 10:00:00 pm
Random Lieutenant #600: We're getting a message from the AWACS... It says they have their weapons locked on!

Styxx: What? Damn! Power down all weapons! Transmit a surrender message now!

Random Lieutenant #600: Huh, say again sir?

Styxx: You heard me!

Random Lieutenant #600: Yes, sir!

* The surrender message is transmitted. *

Setekh: Ah, it's much better now. I'm glad that I don't have to vaporize you...

Styxx: Well, I think we could still have some fun, you know? [encoded transmission follows]

Setekh: Yeah, yeah, good one. Powering The Array™ now...

* Styxx whistles as the AWACS transmits a highly encoded message *

Random Lieutenant #600: Sir, we have detected a new ship in the area... and it's moving at Ludicrous Speed!!

* The Spaceballs One arrives, obviously braking for no one *

Styxx: Open a channel to that ship!

Random Lieutenant #600: Yes sir, channel open!

Styxx: Heya people! See that little GOU over there? Could you take care of it for me? Yes? Thanks!

* Styxx sits back again to watch as the ship transforms into Mega Maid™ and proceeds towards the General Offensive Unit Loose Cannon *

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: heretic on June 10, 2001, 10:00:00 pm
Sir can we shoot at that big thing?


WHAT?!??

I want to shoot the big thing.

um.... I wanna live.

can I? pleeeeeaasssseee!!!


yea, just shoot that spinny thing

ok and why not that AWACS?

because I want a CHALLENGE, ensign!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 10:05:00 pm
On, now there's some ludicrously large ship coming our way.

Really?

Yeah, nothing of interest onboard.  Amusingly enough, it's trying to suck us onboard.

You're kidding me, right?  Are they that stupid?

Evidently so.  Hold on, I'm waiting until we're inside to use the CREWS.

CREWS?  That's a bit feeble, no?

Well, I
could use a nanohole, but that's no fun.  Not like they're actually a threat.

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: heretic on June 10, 2001, 10:09:00 pm
Sir, that ship over there-

what about it, ensign?

they're...they're making up weapons sir.

are they allowed to do that?

not sure sir

what, do they think this is Star Trek?

not sure sir

can the hurt us?

don't know sir

well, go check the book

what book sir?

you know..the BOOK.

the what sir?

aw hell, just shoot it...


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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 10:14:00 pm
On board the GVA Setekh

Vasudan #17: Sir, there's a large Vasudan ship hailing us, something about - uhhhh, 'inferior co-fee'. What's co-fee, sir?

Setekh: Errr, something stupid. Keep an eye on where that ship is going to... I have some matters to settle with it.

Vasudan #17: Yes sir - the Apocalypse has powered down weapons, and surrendered. Adjusting IFF. Errr, what of the GOU sir?

Setekh: Ignore it. Shouldn't be a problem - the Spaceballs One seems to be taking care of it.

Vasudan #18: Are you sure, sir? Culture ships can be quite dangerous, with a number of CAMS, a gridwire projector and other destructive weaponry on board, it could -

Setekh: I told you to ignore it.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)

Vasudan #18: Yes, sir... Hold on, I'm reading something. The Apocalypse is moving to engage. Another ship... the, errr, GVJ Obeid is entering the area. Multiple fighter and bomber wings jumping in...

Setekh: What? Keep an eye on the situation!

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on June 10, 2001, 10:15:00 pm
Never underestimate the power of the schwartz...

* Meanwhile, on board the Apocalypse *

Random Lieutenant Commander #05: Sir, we have someone else firing at us...

Styxx: Hmm, what? And wasn't you a lieutenant a couple of posts ago?

Random Lieutenant Commander #05: Yes sir, I was, but I got promoted. And the ship ressembles a Hades class destroyer...

Styxx: Geez, I don't feel like fighting right now. Can we ask it to... hmm... stop?

* On board the Mega Maid™... *

Some guy with a very large black helmet: I'm surrounded by assholes!

* Back to the Apocalypse...

Random Lieutenant Commander #05: I guess so, sir, but I don't think it'll actually work...

Styxx: Well, try it.

* At Styxx says this, the Mega Maid™ gets blown to pieces by the Loose Cannon *

Styxx: Damn, we'll have to call in the big guys...

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Ace on June 10, 2001, 10:20:00 pm
Vasudan Tactical: We are reading a massive inversion from a object of a great mass. We are also detecting a small craft of high power output within the inversion.

Julia Talstavi: Hey, looks like the old maid back home.

Tah-Minok: It appears to wield the [insert James Moores naming system here], an ancient device which led to the inspiration of the Hatshepsut class.

Julia Talstavi: You mean a vaccuum cleaner?

Tah-Minok: No the [insert James Moores naming system here], it is much superior to your Terran devices.

Julia Talstavi: Hey, I just launched wing Delta out there, looks like those guys can't stand against the new Israfhan RFC cannons. Want some coffee?

Tah-Minok: TERRAN. CO-FEE. INFERIOR.

Julia Talstavi: *Sigh*

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 10:23:00 pm
Aboard the GVA Setekh

Vasudan #21: *wakes up with a start* *bangs against wall* Hey, you guys over in the bridge! Keep it down! Trying to sleep in here!

Vasudan #22: *dashes in* Sorry, but there is a tactical combat situation developing out there. It's pretty big...

Vasudan #21: What? A situation? Who's out there? And where are my fishes?

Vasudan #22: Errr, wherever you left them. Probably in the Fish Tank™. Anyway, the ships out there... well, we sustained some minor damage overheating the Terran Turret#Weaks, but apart from us - there is High Admilar Barni's TFDx Apocalypse moving to engage the dGOU Loose Cannon, which just took apart the Spaceballs One. In addition, the GVJ Obeid seems to be entering the area with a huge fighter and bomber compliment, and heretic's Illiad is shooting at empty space.

Vasudan #21: What in the..? I have to see this...
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 10:24:00 pm
Cannon, what's Co-Fee?

A drink made from the ground up beans of a plant.  It contains caffeine, a stimulant.

Oh, so it's like Quicken?

Except a really, really watered down version.

Oh, aren't you going to tell them you've been upgunned?

Nah.


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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Ace on June 10, 2001, 10:28:00 pm
Aboard the GVJ Obeid

Admiral Heiksu: We have read that the [insert James Moores naming system] has been destroyed by the small, large power output vessel.

Vasudan Tactical: Are tertiary defense grids active?

Admiral Heiksu: Affirmative, targeting Apocalypse now.

Julia Talstavi: That was a great movie!

Tah-Minok: "I love the smell of Napalm in the morning, smells like victory!"

Julia Talstavi: Want some coffee?

Tah-Minok: INFERIOR.!

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Styxx on June 10, 2001, 10:35:00 pm
Styxx: This is starting to get silly...

Random Lieutenant #600, former Random Lieutenant Commander #05: *grumbles* Yes sir, indeed.

Styxx: Well, I don't want to get into this anymore. That little rocket out there can pack a serious punch, you know?

Random Lieutenant #600, former Random Lieutenant Commander #05: *grumbles again*

Styxx: Okay, Lieutenant, your fired. Get the hell outa my bridge! Lieutenant!

Random lieutenant #703: Yes sir!

Styxx: Get us outta here. I want to sleep for a while.

Random lieutenant #703: Yes sir! Plotting coordinates now!

Styxx: Ah, and other thing. Just before you leave, fire a full battery. Target anything, except that AWACS. After all, they have three Terran Turret#Weaks, and we don't want to make them mad...

Random lieutenant #703: Yes sir! Targetting all vessels. Powering all Electrobeam™ batteries and torpedo launchers. Should we activate the Conversion Matrix™?

Styxx: Yeah, yeah. It's not like it'll blow up anyway...

Random lieutenant #703: Okay sir, firing now. Engaging subspace drive - we'll leave absolutely no trace of jump...

* A massive burst of Electrobeam™ power erupts from the massive vessel, scorching everything on it's path - including an unsuspecting GOU whose AI was too busy laughing off the fate of the Mega Maid™ to notice anything... *

Styxx: Well, time to get some sleep now. I'll see how this ends tomorrow...

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Later people, I'm off for today...

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 10:41:00 pm
bzzzzzzzt!

That tickled!  Hey, come back here, dammit!

Let's leave those Co-Fee loving freaks behind.  We can pester them tomorrow.

Yeah, there's a supernova over Capella way, let's go watch.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Ace on June 10, 2001, 10:44:00 pm
Aboard the GVJ Obeid
Ensign#3,251: Sir, the tertiary pulse weapons impacted the Apocalypse's hull, it's exploded!

Admiral Heiksu: Ensign, that was a sub-space jump after it fired the conversion matrix.

Ensign#3,251: Ohh... well... alright...

Admiral Heiksu: We're going to follow that ship, engage Knossos projector and prepare all hands to jump stations.

Ensign#3,251: What about the AWACS?

Admiral Heiksu: I'll leave Talstavi and Minok to deal with that...

Aboard GTF Apollo class space superiority fighter

Julia Talstavi: Terran coffee is not inferior! Setekh can prove that!

Tah-Minok: BLASPHEMY.

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Ace
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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 10, 2001, 10:53:00 pm
Aboard the GVA Setekh

Vasudan #23: Sir, the Apocalypse triggered off a huge Electrobeam™ barrage and destroyed or severely damaged all ships in the area. Except us. I think they had ph33r for our Terran Turret#weaks.

Setekh: And so they should. Radar?

Vasudan #24: All surviving vessels are leaving the area, sir.

Setekh: Excellent. A truly honourable engagement; battle without unnecessary bloodshed. Khonsu II would be proud.

Vasudan #23: Uhh, sir, I hate to interrupt you, but there's an incoming message. It's a Borg cube, sir.

Setekh: Oh dear... what do they want?

Vasudan #23: They, uhhh... want directions to the SI Aracnas McBobs ("http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/Forum14/HTML/000003.html") - they're mumbling something about payment, drive thrus, and Headz specials.

Setekh: What!! Oh dear... well, this an excuse to use one of Bosch's cool quotes...

Vasudan #24: It is my understanding that all true Vasudans have a deep hate for Bosch and all things related.

Setekh: Yeh, well - it sounds cool, anyway. Vasudans #1-24, salute as we leave the honourable battleground!

Vasudans #1-24: *salute*

Setekh: Here we go...

 
Quote
Helm... engage subspace drive.

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Hell of a ride, guys!  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 10, 2001, 10:55:00 pm
*The EDust Assassin maskerading as Vasudan #24 smilled to itself as the GVA Setekh entered subspace*
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 11, 2001, 08:56:00 am
Should I?

hehe
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*Watches from within GTVDn Bastion in subspace*

*GVA Setekh enters*

"Hail the thing with the blue stuff!"

 (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Starwing on June 11, 2001, 10:55:00 am
Somewhere outside the battlefield:

Eternity holds position, it's quantum drives disabled. A lonely guy sits in the command chair and looks at the action around.

Computer, what is going on there?

Computer: They are shooting at each other without noticeable reason.

Can we stop them from doing so?

Computer: No. There are too many of them to cover them all.

Okay... Let's stay at this position until the show's over. We will surely find some nice debris, probably a beam cannon or two that we can take home.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 11, 2001, 12:57:00 pm
Snipes: So, the AWACs remains silent, eh? Gunnery, Stand ready.

Gunnery guy: Aye, Aye, Sir.

Snipes: Bridge, set engines to 1/2.

Bridge: Roger that, Sir.

Gunnery Guy: Sir, F.O.G. at full!

Snipes: Acknowledged. Wait for my command.

Gunnery Guy: Yes, Sir!

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Starwing on June 11, 2001, 01:27:00 pm
Computer: Sir, I have the Bastion on scanners. It's powering up its F.O.G. cannons. I could not determine any targeting lock yet.

It's getting full here. Power up reflector and dampener shields. Not that anything out here could hurt us, but better is better.
And activate all weapons, if anyone thinks he can come us strange, then I want to show him how strange we can get.

Computer: Roger. Reflector shields up...
Dampener shields up...
Particle beam cannons one to five on-line...
Dynamic pulse cannons one to five on-line...
six to ten on-line...
eleven to fivteen on-line...
sixteen to twenty on-line...
Torpedoe launchers one to six one-line...
Plasma fire cannons one to four... malfunction!

What?

Computer: They are on strike.

Damned organic components... Give them what they want, I want to see them on-line NOW!

Computer: Acknowledged. Transferring power to plasma fire cannons...
Plasma fire cannons one to four on-line...
Ship is ready for battle. Have a nice day!

To anyone out there: Please stay away. Don't make me hurt you.

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 11, 2001, 01:33:00 pm
Snipes: Bridge, Emerge from subspace. Gunnery, prepare for target designation.

Bridge & Gunnery Guy: Affirmative.

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Starwing on June 11, 2001, 01:57:00 pm
Computer, status check for self-repair systems. Prepare quantum engines for full power. Prepare targetting systems.

Computer: Roger. Self-Repair systems nominal, main engines ready, targetting scanners ready.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Jabu on June 11, 2001, 02:42:00 pm
Humans:inferior weapons systems:Progenitor victory ensured. Progenitor leaders:interested:Sol system:resources.

Progenitor fleet (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/redface.gif)n route:Sol system:hyperspace. Arrival:10 hours. Fleet:2000 Progenitor warships:greatly superior:any human warship. Victory:assured.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 11, 2001, 03:02:00 pm
*Emerges in Epsilon Pegasi*

Snipes: Bridge! Scan for IFF signatures!

Bridge: Negative, Sir. No IFF signatures detected!

Snipes: Good... Now we sit and listen... It's a good thing USI installed those AWAC parts in the dishes.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on June 11, 2001, 03:12:00 pm
Surveys the battle on the viewscreen.

QXMX: Ensign, what's going on out there.

Ensign in charge of weapons, helm, computer repair, engineering, mess hall, spacecrack, Speechwriting for Bob, Smily maintenance, Bosch Beer supply, Vacuuming, Quantum Physics, toilet cleaning, and all ship footstools: No Idea sir!

QXMX: Bring us closer Ensign, and signal our peaceful intentions.

Ensign in charge of weapons, helm, computer repair, engineering, mess hall, spacecrack, Speechwriting for Bob, Smily maintenance, Bosch Beer supply, Vacuuming, Quantum Physics, toilet cleaning, and all ship footstools: Yes sir!  Oh sir, wait, I almost forgot.  Our Bosch Beer shipment is late.

QXMX: WHAT?!!!! Now I'm mad!  Ensign.  Arm our two powerful Subach HL-7 turrets and wade us into this battle.  We'll make them fear the mighty Argo.

Ensign in charge of weapons, helm, computer repair, engineering, mess hall, spacecrack, Speechwriting for Bob, Smily maintenance, Bosch Beer supply, Vacuuming, Quantum Physics, toilet cleaning, and all ship footstools: Aye Captain!

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Raven2001 on June 11, 2001, 03:24:00 pm
Ok! Now it's my turn!!  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

*Emerging in Epsilon Pegasi*

Ensign 01: Sir, we're picking a massive ship dead ahead. It looks like it is wayting for something...

Raven: Make me a scan of that vessel and identify it.

Ensign 01: Roger that sir... sir, it's Snipe's vessel!

Raven: Oh! That guy again... helm, engage engines at full power torwards that vessel... I'm tired f telling him that I like to travel alone...

Helm: Roger that sir.

Raven: Gunnery control, bring all weapons on-line.

Gunner: Roger sir...
        Torp. launchers on-line
        Laser Batteries on-line
        Pulsar Cannons on-line

 

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Starwing on June 11, 2001, 03:28:00 pm
Computer: Surveillance probe 47-D detected ships en route to the sol system. Configuration unknown, species unknown, energy signature is leading to the conclusion that weapon systems are activated.

Set course to Sol system. Initiate hyperjump and activate hyperdrive. Let's see who is there first...
Message to the Bastion, there are more urgent things to do, like saving the humanity...

Computer: Affirmative. We are on the way to Sol. Current speed: 1097*c Hyperspace Equivalent Speed.

Thanks. Message to unknown ships: Change your course at once. If you don't comply you will force me to open fire. I can assure you that this ship can repel any known weapon technology.
Message to closest Coop comm relay: Sol under attack, request assistance.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Raven2001 on June 11, 2001, 03:31:00 pm
Raven: Comms officer, establish a comm link to the Bastion.

Comm Officer: Right away... ko, sir yuo may speak.

*A transmission follows*

Raven: General Snipes, we meet again. Let me ask you one thing... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY TERRITORY?????
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: aldo_14 on June 11, 2001, 03:34:00 pm
Ok, you lot asked for it (brings in the GTCa Warlock)

Quote

Aldo; Ensign #232, aim the main cannons.
Ensign 232;  We don't have any.
Aldo; What?  Why the hell not.
Ensign; you forgot them.
Aldo: bugger.  Launch the fighters then. Say, 100 wings of Myrmidons.
Ensign: We can't.  You removed all the weapons in the armoury to make way for more beer.
Aldo;  Damn.  New tactic.  Launch all 100 fighters.  We'll cram their gunports with wreckage.
Ensign:  and then?
Aldo:  We'll ram them to death.
Ensign:  Riiiigggghhhhttttt.. (reaches over and smacks Aldo with large trout).
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 11, 2001, 04:23:00 pm
*Halo-screen engaged*
*A large screen appears out of nowhere*

Raven: "General Snipes, we meet again. Let me ask you one thing... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY TERRITORY?????"

Snipes: "It's been a while, Raven... I see you've been promoted, last time we met you were only a mere, Lt. Jr. Grade. And, do you forget, there are no Generals in Space Warfare, only Admirals..."

Snipes: "Audio Off"

*A pic of a microphone with a circle and bar through it appears in bottom corner of vid-link*

Snipes: "Gunnery, target Raven's vessel. Be prepared to launch a Houn Dog."

Gunnery Guy: "Aye Aye, Sir."
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on June 11, 2001, 05:51:00 pm
Hales all ship in the area:  
QXMX: We're out of beer.  Prepare to feel the wrath of the Subach.

Ensign in charge of weapons, helm, computer repair, engineering, mess hall, spacecrack, Speechwriting for Bob, Smily maintenance, Bosch Beer supply, Vacuuming, Quantum Physics, toilet cleaning, and all ship
footstools, and newly promoted to foriegn affairs minister: Ummm...Sir.

QXMX: What is it ensign.

Ensign in charge of weapons, helm, computer repair, engineering, mess hall, spacecrack, Speechwriting for Bob, Smily maintenance, Bosch Beer supply, Vacuuming, Quantum Physics, toilet cleaning, and all ship
footstools, and newly promoted to foriegn affairs minister: Um...We sent the Subachs to the shop, you know, the one used by Bob.  We got a bunch of fish headz back.

QXMX: Well, what do we have?

Ensign in charge of weapons, helm, computer repair, engineering, mess hall, spacecrack, Speechwriting for Bob, Smily maintenance, Bosch Beer supply, Vacuuming, Quantum Physics, toilet cleaning, and all ship
footstools, and newly promoted to foriegn affairs minister: Ummmm....Shivan Super Lasers sir.

QXMX: Those pieces of crap.  That's it!!!

Ensign in charge of weapons, helm, computer repair, engineering, mess hall, spacecrack, Speechwriting for Bob, Smily maintenance, Bosch Beer supply, Vacuuming, Quantum Physics, toilet cleaning, and all ship
footstools, and newly promoted to foriegn affairs minister: Um....yes sir.

QXMX: Well, open fire anyway.  Besides, they're no match for the mighty Argo.

Ensign in charge of weapons, helm, computer repair, engineering, mess hall, spacecrack, Speechwriting for Bob, Smily maintenance, Bosch Beer supply, Vacuuming, Quantum Physics, toilet cleaning, and all ship
footstools, and newly promoted to foriegn affairs minister: Sir, I may have a solution to our beer problem.  Our EBeer Radar has picked a boatload of Bosch Beer Kegs on aldo_14's ship.

QXMX: Excellent, take us in Ensign.

The Mighty Argo Moves to intercept toward the Bosch Beer Readings



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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 11, 2001, 06:07:00 pm
Snipes: Gunnery! Fire a Hound Dog at Raven's Vessel!

Gunnery Guy: Aye, Aye capieton!

Snipes: Don't call me Capieton!!!

Gunnery Guy: Sorry, Sir! Won't happen again, Sir!

Snipes: As you were... Let's see how Raven likes my little(and I use this term figuratively) present...  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/devil.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: The Claw on June 11, 2001, 06:40:00 pm
#looks at his title and screams like Homer from the Simpsons. Starts running around in circles ripping out his hair muttering "The Chickens! The Chickens! The Chickens!"#

Sensor operator, GTC Magellan: Sir, we are picking up anomylous readings.

Captain: Identify

Sensor operator: It appears to be a giant chicken sir.
#The CJ Death Chicken warps in, all 20 km of it#
Comms officer: Sir, we're getting an incoming transmission ("http://members.tripod.co.uk/sPaZm/Chicken2.wav")

Captain: Power up the Plasma Pulse beams online! Activate Phalanx homing plasma weaponry!

#on board the CJ Death Chicken#
Egg launchers on line
Egg missiles on line
Egg bombers on line
Chicken Fighters on line
Yellow Beam Of Chicken Death online
 Systems at 50% and holding.
 Do you wish to activate the remaingin weaponry?
 NO
Thanyou. Have a nice day.
Chicken one: Bok bok bokaaaaaawwwwwww?
Chicken two: Bokaaaa boookaaaaaaawwwww!!!
[translation]
Chicken one: What happen?
Chicken two: Somebody set up us the egg...

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supernova, ya think it's over but the supernova don't stop" PM5K
Death:"Arnold Judas Rimmer... your life is over. You will travel with me to the-"
#knees death in the groin#
Rimmer:"Remember matey, it's only the good that die young"
"Do not fear the chickens. Become one with the chickens. Respect the chickens and... #BOK!# LEG IT!!!"
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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Unidan on June 11, 2001, 06:57:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Grey Wolf 2009:
Setekh, you have a crew? I thought you and your horribly complex AI controlled the ship.

Hehe, I have a Zero system on my Mercury interceptor.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)



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Let's say it together...
Unidan (YOU-NIH-DAN)
Good, now say it 50 times fast. Excellent, you may now procceed to TSM-20724 2337
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Sandwich on June 11, 2001, 07:17:00 pm
*sorry, couldn't resist...*

On board the CJ Death Chicken:

Chicken #4: B'Kawwwwk, bok b'kack bok bok!! Kluk'aaaaack!
Chicken #3: K'bok zik!!
(translation: )
Chicken #4: EyeBalls is picking up two massive jump signiatures! Above and below us!
Chicken #3: Launch all Zigs!

Into the depths of space spew forth thousands of Egg bombers, with their accompanying egg-scort fighters. The massive swarm splits up, each flotilla heading towards the 2 new unidentified object slowly closing in on the CJ Death Chicken.

(translation online: )
Egg bomber #234: All dorsal wings, maximum spread. Head towards the object, full throttle. prepare to engage afterburners on my kluck!
Egg bomber #87: Aye, sir. Distance to target is 3 klucks and closing. Awaiting your signal for afterburners.
Egg bomber #234: Ready to engage at 1 kluck... ENGAGE!

The swarm jumped towards the object lying but a scant few klucks before them. At 0.25 klucks, thousands of egg-stermination bombs sped out of their launch orfices. The bombers pulled up sharply, not wanting to be anywhere near the deadly blast of a yolk - anti-yolk reaction.

Then, simultaneously, every single egg-stermination bomb impacted with the object-

And nothing happened. The pilots looked around in confusion for the expected burst of light, but there was none to be seen. One pilot turned his scanners onto the surface of the object, and gasped.

"Ketchup armor!"

Then, the enormous pieces of sliced bread (whole wheat hull, not the cheap white junk) impacted with the CJ Death Chicken, initiating a chain-reaction in the thousands of yolk - anti-yolk bombs that were stuck in the deep layer of passive ketchup-armor and were now completely surrounding the CJ. Instantly, the yolk - anti-yolk combined with the debris of the Death Chicken and made the universe's biggest Omelet Sandwich!!!!     (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on June 11, 2001, 07:22:00 pm
And that is the tale of the birth of the Great Sandwich  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Grey Wolf on June 11, 2001, 07:56:00 pm
Meanwhile the [shameless p1mp]GTD Wolf ("http://www.3dap.com/hlp/hosted/gtdwolf")[/shameless p1mp], a customized GTXD Mars, jumped in.
Grey Wolf: Stay away from Setekh or I'm putting Maeglamor at Tactical!
Maeglamor: He he, look at all the pretty targets for my beam weapons!
(Sorry Maeglamor, couldn't resist!)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Ace on June 11, 2001, 09:01:00 pm
*Sigh*
 (http://www.adamantpacified.org/grafix/semnai_battlesm.jpg)
YOU. HAVE. NO. CHANCE. MAKE. YOUR. TIME.

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: heretic on June 11, 2001, 10:57:00 pm
Invalit ensign: Sir! that big %^#$ing thing is shooting back! what do we do?

heretic: As an excuse for the 200th post, I shall return resource draining, yet highly ineffective return fire, while yelling whitty catchphrases to be recycled in sequels.


invalid ensign: very good sir!
return fire!


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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Carl on June 11, 2001, 11:38:00 pm
meanwhile, on board a passing sathanus:

Shivan #26: bzzt! bzzt zzttzzt!
Shivan #87: bzzt zzbzz bzztzzt
Shivan #142: bzzt bzzt terran turret#weaks bzzt bzztzzt!!!!
Carl: bzzt bzztzzt bzzt BFreds! bzzt bzztzztzz! bzzt snipes bzzt AWACS bzztztzt destroy!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: NeoHunter on June 12, 2001, 05:48:00 am
While the interesting but silly battle continues, the Neptune-class cruiser GTC Murphy enters the area.

Some Female Ensign: Captain, we have entered the outskirts of the battle.

NeoHunter®: Very good. Looks like you did study how to calculate subspace exit points accurately.

Some Female Ensign: Yes, sir.

NeoHunter®: What's the situation?

Some Female Ensign: Very messy, sir. You better see yourself.

NeoHunter®: Very well. On screen.

*The front 29" screen flickers to life, displaying the battle ahead.*

NeoHunter®: Ensign, charge all beam cannons up. Let's go in and give that AWACS a wake up call.

Soem Female Ensign: Yes. sir. Engines at full.

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: wEvil on June 12, 2001, 06:33:00 am
**aboard the GTVIDn Wraith**

*uniformed people run about looking very efficient*

"well captain, are the batteries fully charged?"

*nobody on the bridge seems to be below the rank of captain*
"yes sir, we are at 100% combat readiness"

"very well, exit us from subspace just above that modified orion, and make sure the uranium mass driver beams hit it"

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Carl on June 12, 2001, 06:43:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by wEvil:
combaqt

*The Sathanus warps into the middle of the fight with BFreds charged*

Carl: Bzztzzt bzzt bzzt bzzzzt it shouldn't be too hard to destroy a ship who's crew can't even spell.

Shivan#2403: Bzzt bzztzzt bzzt all captains!

Shivan#122: bzztzzt probably all played on insane with cheat codes bzzt
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: wEvil on June 12, 2001, 07:02:00 am
who needs to spell when you can make beams like mine?

:P

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*ahem*
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: delta_7890 on June 12, 2001, 07:16:00 am
Male Commander:  Your excellency, we have reached the battlefield, and all weapons, included the MDS cannon, are fully charged and ready to be fired.

Delta:  Very good.  What better way to field test the GTVJ Dark Supremecy, than in a battle?

Commander:  Which ship should we fire upon first my lord?

Delta:  That AWACS poses a threat and is attempting to jam our sensors.  Take it down, commander.

Commander:  At once, my lord.  (Turns to the rest of the bridge)  You have your orders, destroy that AWACS!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Baz on June 12, 2001, 08:12:00 am
Commander:

- " Officer, start all pies"
- " Pies sir? "
- " Yes, we'll kill those shivans with a pie on their face.... ups, that my dinner, sorry "
- " Start all beams "
- " Yes sir, up yours shivan assholes"

Shivans:

- " Yo, are those assholes going to fire? "
- " It seems so Master Bee"
- " When they fire do a beam counter - attack " Bee Officer "

More to cum! Come (sorry)  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)


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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Jabu on June 12, 2001, 08:14:00 am
*Thousands of large Progenitor warships jump out of hyperspace in the Sol system and mercilessly crush any opposition*

Sending in:flagship.

*A huge ship jumps in and turns it's massive cannon to bear on the third planet*

Activate:RAM beams:target:Sol 3. RAM:them:until:give up!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Darkage on June 12, 2001, 08:23:00 am
*on the brigde of the GTD Anti Awacs*

Captian:Ensign when do we reach the Battlefield?

Ensign:Going out of subspace now captain.

Captian:Good power up the quantem beams and fire at the AWACS!!!

Ensign#2:Thats not an Awacs Ensign#1 thats the GTD Darkage.

Captian: oops well jump back to base ensign need more space crack.

Ensign#1:YES SIR!

Ensign#1:Powering up Space crack drive   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

And they sniffed hapaly ever after   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Jabu on June 12, 2001, 08:36:00 am
The Progenitor fleet just destroyed Earth, but got wasted by a freak accident that overloaded all their reactors at once and the entire fleet blew up. Then the Gold Heart went flying by.

On the GTD Aegirsson, Captain Jake Logan wakes up with a hangover, again.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 12, 2001, 08:40:00 am
...ok, it was funny when it was just the three, but now it's lame...

Snipes: Helm, Engage subspace drives. We're going back home to Tania Austrailis.

helm: Aye, Aye, Sir.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Jabu on June 12, 2001, 08:49:00 am
Okay whatever, Captain Jake Logan gets pulled into a dimensional vortex and ends up as an Admiral on the GTD Starwave, on route to Vega for refits... the story continues in Spacebattles  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Raven2001 on June 12, 2001, 10:34:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by Snipes:
...ok, it was funny when it was just the three, but now it's lame...

Snipes: Helm, Engage subspace drives. We're going back home to Tania Austrailis.

helm: Aye, Aye, Sir.

Sensor officer: Sir! The Bastion has fired a salvo at us and has jumped away!

Raven: Use the AAA pulsars to shoot the bombs, get me a fix for their jump coordinates and pursue them in subspace! Comm officer, send an hail to the Captain NeoHunter that we need assistence in the pursue... oh and tell Baz to stop throwing pies at Shivans...

Comm officer and Sensor officer: Yes Sir!!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Starwing on June 12, 2001, 10:45:00 am
Eternity enters sol system, seeing that earth has been destroyed.

Computer: Calculating, they were faster.

I see... Let's go back playing with the Bastion.
Damned, will I ever get a good fight? I live in the wrong time zone...
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 12, 2001, 11:20:00 am
Nav guy: Sir! We are being pursued by Raven's craft!

Snipes: Foolish... Doesn't he know he cannot oppose me in Tania Austrailis? That system is my Fortress. He'll be ripped to shreds... Bridge! Connect me with United Space Industries!

*Halo Screen emerges*

Secretary: United Space Industries. Oh, Snipes, how can I help you?

Snipes: Ready my Argo Deus, I've got some unfinished business...

Secretary: Right away sir.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Baz on June 12, 2001, 11:37:00 am
Inside GTVA Krishna (my cap ship, way deep in my mind (can't bring her out to you guys see it)

"- Laser and Missile Controllers , please intercept Snipes ship"

"- Beams Controller, get Raven's ship to dust, aim to their weapons subsystem and reactors  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

See? I'm regitered!  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif) Couldn't miss the oportunity to make your ship " Dust to dust ashes to ashes " Bye Bye Raven (Don't try to defend your ship, I suprised ya from a fast subspace enter)  

I like you Snipes! (sorry by the attack)  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: DragonClaw on June 12, 2001, 12:05:00 pm
   Meanwhile aboard the GTD Hellsfire, a Hecate Destroyer

Command: Hellsfire™, prepare to enter the field of battle
DragonClaw™, commander of the helm, engineering, weapons, and shield stations:Roger that Command, just let me reach over there... ah there we go!
Command: Engage subspace drives Hellsfire™!
DragonClaw™, command of the helm, engineering, weapons, and shield stations: OK Command, just make up your mind!
Command: Disengage again and fire your cannons immediately!
DragonClaw™, command of the helm, engineering, weapons, and shield stations:Disengaging again and firing my cannons immediately sir!
Command: Scratch that Hellsfire, get back in subspace!
DragonClaw™, command of the helm, engineering, weapons, and shield stations:Screw you Command! I'm going in!

****Hellsfire™ warps in****

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 12, 2001, 12:15:00 pm
Snipes: Bridge! Status report!

Bridge: Hull at 100%, That attack only inflicted superficial damage.

Snipes: Damnit! Psycho's gonna have my ***  if the paint is even touched!

Bridge: Arriving in Tania Austrailis now.

Snipes: Good, is my Argo Deus ready?

Bridge: That's affirmative, It is on docking route now.

Snipes: Excellent.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Raven2001 on June 12, 2001, 12:16:00 pm
Ensign: Sir, Baz's ship has targeted our weapons subsystems!

Raven: That guy is so foolish, he should know that our Pulsars have independant targeting... he eats too many pies... Gunnery Control, open fire at Baz's vessel. Suck on this traitor! :P

Gunnery Control: ZAP ZAP ZAP! Done Sir! We've damaged theyr weapons control!

Raven: Nice! Now send them a torpedo pie.

Gunnery Control: We don't have tgose anymore sir... our fighter pilots ate them yesterday...

Raven: Dammit! Comm officer, esatablish a connection to the Bastion.

Commm officer: Aye Aye sir.

Transmission follows:

Raven: Hey general Snipes, don't you want to have some fun? Ya see, there's this guy called Baz that is from my town, but isn't has smart has me :P and only knows how to eat pies! Don't you wanna take him out for me???


See Baz... I allways win!!! :P


Snipes must be thinking that these Portuguese guys are crazy... he's right  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 12, 2001, 12:26:00 pm
Snipes: Raven, I'd be more than happy to take out both your sorry hides (j/k) but I have better things to do with my time... Gunnery! Fire FOG at Raven's vessel!

*Both FOG Cannons fire a hella bright beam at Raven's vessel, destroying it instantly*
*An escape pod is seen fleeing the vessel*

*Argo Deus docks to Bastion*

*Snipes boards Argo Deus*

Snipes: Alrighty now, Computer, target Baz's vessel.

Computer: Target Acquired.

Snipes: All power full to main turret. Charge!

*Huge BFRed charges from front of Argo Deus*

Computer: Beam Ready.

Snipes: Fire!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: phreak on June 12, 2001, 12:27:00 pm
meanwhile, I am orbiting a gas giant in my planetary defense gun.  Since this is a 2km long beam cannon, I am just sitting drinking a lemonade, sunning myself in the gamma radiation of the nearby star.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Raven2001 on June 12, 2001, 12:40:00 pm
Raven: God damn Snipes... he destroyed my shpi.....  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/frown.gif) ..... MWHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! It costed my billions... Oh what the hell... I have the TDDn Higaara... pilot, let's go and get that ship, and a fleet so that we can kick Snipes *** . At least Baz won't bother me anymore....
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Jabu on June 12, 2001, 12:44:00 pm
PH3AR THE ELYSIUM!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 12, 2001, 12:49:00 pm
Computer: TDDn Higaara on sensors.

Snipes: TDDn Higaara? What the hell is that?

Computer: Unrecognized command...

Snipes: Damnit, that's the last time I have Microsoft program my computer!

Computer: Yes sir?

Snipes: I didn't call you! You moron!

Computer: Unknown exponent: Moron.

Snipes: Bah! Computer target TDDn Higaara. Then fire main Salvo.

Computer: As you wish...
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on June 12, 2001, 01:06:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Snipes:
Snipes: Damnit, that's the last time I have Microsoft program my computer!

At least your targeting system didn't destroy itself  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)


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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 12, 2001, 01:07:00 pm
Give it time...  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on June 12, 2001, 01:08:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Snipes:
Give it time...   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)

In space it would be the blue viewscreen of death  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)



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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 12, 2001, 01:09:00 pm
hehe, I think I gave that to Raven and Baz  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on June 12, 2001, 01:13:00 pm
 (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

Hmmmm, instead of destroying the Sathanas's, just take Bosch's ETAK device and use it to send the Shivans some Microsoft code.  Hmmm, campaign idea  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 12, 2001, 01:14:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by QXMX:
 (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

Hmmmm, instead of destroying the Sathanas's, just take Bosch's ETAK device and use it to send the Shivans some Microsoft code.  Hmmm, campaign idea   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)


Wasn't there a post somewhere saying we cannot have one superpowerful weapon in game? It ruins the fun  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)

Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: phreak on June 12, 2001, 01:22:00 pm
PhReAk continues to get bored.. he climbs onto the bridge and sees a GTT Argo about 175 km out.  Knowing that even at this great distance he could still hit it, PhReAk charges the main beam.  At the very tip of the main beam, a blue ball starts to form, getting bigger with each second.  Finally the ball is big enough to swallow a large cruiser and the 250m wide beam lashes out toward the Argo, destroying it instantly a nearby Aten cruiser is also destroyed by the beam when the beam hits it, 50km behind the Argo.  PhreAk smiles as he realizes he destroyed a 'zog cruiser and a bunch of helpless civvies..

 (http://members.nbci.com/nick9999/odg.jpeg)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 12, 2001, 01:27:00 pm
Computer: Admiral, I have encountered a fatal error, You have two choices, close, or ignore.

Snipes: Ignore.

Computer: Admiral, I have encountered a fatal error, You have two choices, close, or ignore.

Snipes: I told you Ignore!

Computer: Admiral, I have encountered a fatal error, You have two choices, close, or ignore.

Snipes: Son of a *****! Close!

Computer: Goodbye.

*Lights go dim*

Snipes: Oh crap...
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on June 12, 2001, 01:32:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Snipes:
Wasn't there a post somewhere saying we cannot have one superpowerful weapon in game? It ruins the fun   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)


ph33r the great buggy code  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)



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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Raven2001 on June 12, 2001, 03:41:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Snipes:
Computer: Admiral, I have encountered a fatal error, You have two choices, close, or ignore.

Snipes: Ignore.

Computer: Admiral, I have encountered a fatal error, You have two choices, close, or ignore.

Snipes: I told you Ignore!

Computer: Admiral, I have encountered a fatal error, You have two choices, close, or ignore.

Snipes: Son of a *****! Close!

Computer: Goodbye.

*Lights go dim*

Snipes: Oh crap...

Raven: Nice work! That Microsoft software jammer thought Snipes a lesson.

Ensign: Sir! Our microsoft computer is jammed what should I do?

Raven: HAAAARRRRGGGGG!!! Didn't I told you not to install Microsoft software in the Higaara because it wasn't compatible????

Ensign: No...

Raven: HAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGG!!!! Reinstall all software ASAP!!!!

Ensign: Wich one???

Raven: Mountain biking software... so that I can pass the time with some fun... and don't forget the Downhill and Freeride software!

Ensign: Aye Aye sir!!

OH Snipes, by the way... me and Baz didn't reply sooner because our time fuse is different from yours, so we can only post at that time when we have the chance at school. NO, YOU DIDN'T GET RID OF US!!  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif) MWAHAHAHAH!!

Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Unidan on June 12, 2001, 03:47:00 pm
I the meantime, aboard the GTVAeD Crux -

Unidan: No! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!
It can't be... Computer repeat what you just said.

Computer: Earth is gone.....there's nothing left...

Unidan: Damnit! Computer prep the Tachyon Wave Inducer!

Computer: Affirmative

Unidan: If no one can stop the alien force we'll do the next best thing...
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Unidan on June 12, 2001, 03:53:00 pm
Computer: Captain Tachyon Inducer is at 100%

Unidan: Good, Computer retract the propulsion sails. Set a course for Sol.

Computer: Propulsion sails retracted. Course set. Your orders?

Unidan: Notify the crew of what has happened... and tell them to hang on tight.

3 mins. later

Computer: Crew is notified...

Unidan: Engage sub-slick drives.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 12, 2001, 03:57:00 pm
*Emergency Beacon Activated on Argo Deus*

*Emergeny Power allocated to Communications and Life Support*

Bastion: Snipes, do you roger? We're picking up a distress signal from your...

Snipes: Just get me the hell out of this contraption!

Bastion: Aye Aye, sending Elysium now.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Ace on June 12, 2001, 05:20:00 pm
 (http://www.adamantpacified.org/grafix/apollo_abuse.jpg)
NO. TIME. LEFT.!!!!!

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Grey Wolf on June 12, 2001, 05:23:00 pm
Grey Wolf: I hate those **** Sathanases. Maeglamor, fire all beam cannons.
Maeglamor: Muhahahahahaha!
Shivan #124 before the Sathanas is destroyed by 2 BFGolds and 2 BFGreens: Bzzt bzzt BZZT?!?!? (Translation: WTF was that!)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 12, 2001, 08:34:00 pm
*Elysium docked to Argo Deus*

*Snipes steps into Elysium*

*Elysium Undocks*

Snipes: Bastion! Destroy my Deus!!

Bastion: Aye Aye sir!...

Snipes: Elysium, bring me back to the Bastion.

*The Elysium rocks from the shockwave*
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 13, 2001, 01:39:00 am
....And so we draw a close to this sordid engagement.  Game over, insert two tokens to continue.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 13, 2001, 01:42:00 am
Cough!

 
Quote
Originally posted by Snipes:
...ok, it was funny when it was just the three, but now it's lame...
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Skippy on June 13, 2001, 04:25:00 am
What's the matter?

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Unidan on June 13, 2001, 06:14:00 am
Two coins eh? I've got them right here.
*inserts two coins*

Alright, let's continue

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on June 13, 2001, 06:20:00 am
Sorry, wrong denomination.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 13, 2001, 08:12:00 am
Yay! Game Over! I lose!  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Baz on June 13, 2001, 08:45:00 am
Ya betcha your sorry ***  snipes!
GTJ Krishna lives for ever (as it's fighter wings Class Yonite)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: DragonClaw on June 13, 2001, 03:22:00 pm
  *Boards the GD God*

*initiates destructo finger*

*God's finger points at battle zone*

*BZZZZZZZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

*Everyone dies*

I am victorious!

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The fear always controls our attitude, let us fear no more!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on June 13, 2001, 03:25:00 pm
How about... no
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Grey Wolf on June 13, 2001, 03:30:00 pm
Dragonclaw, get off the SpaceCrack, smoking that is Darkage's job.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Martinus on June 13, 2001, 10:04:00 pm
The GTXLCSD (Galactic terran experimental lack of common sense destroyer) Maeglamor jumps in.

I'M HERE!! TIME TO KICK AS...
Wha? Where the hell did everyone go? I knew I should've skipped dessert...

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Carl on June 13, 2001, 11:11:00 pm
must...kill...thread!
topic...no longer...funny!
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on June 14, 2001, 01:16:00 am
Next time... we'll 0wn it after we leave.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)

 
Quote
Originally posted by Snipes:
...ok, it was funny when it was just the three, but now it's lame...
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on July 09, 2001, 10:01:00 pm
I'm re-opening this, so that all you people can have fun with your shiny new ships.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif) Some rules, so you don't turn it into a piece of crap...  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)

1) In your post, you can't actually kill anyone. Grievous bodily harm perhaps, but you can't take somebody out of it.

2) No super ships which 0wn everybody. Same principle as above, it becomes one-sided and, well, gay.

3) Make it funny.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on July 09, 2001, 10:05:00 pm
ehh... I'm staying out of this one... it really went downhill
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on July 09, 2001, 10:42:00 pm
 
Quote
Originally posted by Setekh:
2) No super ships which 0wn everybody. Same principle as above, it becomes one-sided and, well, gay.

EXCEPT for the GOU Loose Cannon, because well..... it can.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Martinus on July 09, 2001, 11:59:00 pm
Sheese, no sooner does he make the rules than he breaks them. I can see this thread going mental pretty fast.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: icespeed on July 10, 2001, 03:31:00 am
why don't you start a new topic with this?
instead of opening onto a no longer relevant page and having to skip seven pages worth of it.
saves time.
and space.
if you really want to keep something of it, call it 'poor setekh 2'-'ps2'.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on July 10, 2001, 04:43:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by icespeed:
no longer relevant page

And who says it's not relevant?  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: QXMX on July 10, 2001, 04:55:00 am
I remember this topic from way back in the day.  Hmmmmm, which ship to use  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Shrike on July 10, 2001, 05:39:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by Maeglamor:
Sheese, no sooner does he make the rules than he breaks them. I can see this thread going mental pretty fast.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/wink.gif)

Actually Setekh laid the rules down.  And I broke them.  Simple enough.  It's great being an admin.   (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/lol.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on July 10, 2001, 06:08:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by Shrike:
Setekh laid the rules down.  And I broke them.

...And the cycle of life goes on.  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: icespeed on July 10, 2001, 09:07:00 am
 
Quote
Originally posted by Shrike:
Actually Setekh laid the rules down.  And I broke them.  

Isn't that what rules are for?
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Unidan on July 10, 2001, 10:46:00 am
Forget my other posts
{remember i'm the owner of McBob's)

Meanwhile at McBob's aboard the
Crux-
Computer: Captain

Unidan: What?

Computer: Incoming jump signitures, unidentifiable!

Unidan: Bring it onscreen

Out in space Borg cubes jump in and attack McBob's

Unidan: What the hell? Computer, order McBobs station to bring all guns online!

Computer: Incoming transmission

Borg: We are the Borg you will be assimilated resi-

Unidan: Yaddha yaddha yaddha, up yours! Fire at will!

A hundred BFReds shoot out and totally obliterate the cubes

Everyone: Yay

Unidan: What do sensors read?

Computer: Nothing in system, but we're picking up a distress signal from captain snipes, it seems the Bastion is there too.

Unidan: This might get interesting, engage sub-slick drive.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Martinus on July 10, 2001, 01:13:00 pm
Doh! Lack of clarity is a killer  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)

I mean't no sooner does he (Setekh) make the rules than he (Shrike) breaks them. I tried to edit this earlier buit some weird error popped up where the post wasn't visible even after refresh.

Where's the "read my mind" option in the posting screen?  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: DragonClaw on July 10, 2001, 01:27:00 pm
I would've posted something very sick, but its inappropriate...


aboard the GTB Ursa:

Alpha 1: Sir I can't get a lock with these Clycops #shorts!!!

Command: Keep in there Alpha 1, I don't care if you have 10 chimeras on your *** , just stay in there!!

Alpha 1: Get me out of here Command!!!

Command: Can't you get out yourself? Oh wait no you can't, I have all power over you...I command you to run a kamazake run on the Scylla!

Alpha1: I can't...give... in

Unknown Source: Use the force Alpha 1

Alpha 1: AHHHH!!!

*Alpha 1 fires cyclops #shorts*

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Unidan on July 11, 2001, 08:48:00 am
*Crux jumps in next to the Bastion*

Unidan: Attention Bastion, this is Captain Unidan of the GTVAeD Crux. We recieved a distress signal, and I'm picking up debris in the area. Hey, where the hell is the Argo Deus?

Bastion: No worries captain, the ship was destroyed and all hands were recovered.

Unidan:Hmmm... Let me talk with Captain Snipes

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Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Jabu on July 11, 2001, 08:57:00 am
Doesn't matter. You're all dead anyway.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Snipes on July 11, 2001, 09:00:00 am
Captain Snipes is in stasis. Preparing for transport back to Beta Cygni.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Setekh on July 13, 2001, 08:26:00 am
The GTA Penfold has arrived on the fringe of the Dubhe system ("http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/Forum13/HTML/000546.html") and is sending its reports back to GTVA Command. The GTVI lab in Antares is handling scans of the Alpha Dubhe corona.

There's a bit of trouble. The Dubhe Ops Team is going to have to reschedule their landing time to avoid perihelion.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Nico on July 13, 2001, 01:48:00 pm
and about 100 years later, the GTAD Excelion comes in and grabs some valuable materials from the ramains of the now burnt planet.
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: WarpStar on November 21, 2001, 08:01:00 pm
And here it is  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: deep_eyes on November 21, 2001, 10:47:00 pm
GTD New Dawn powers Nexus Beam Cannon and targets all hostile forces to the GTVA-HLP Division on planet "Corny-247b". all terrans made into real steaks.......


planet go pop
Title: Poor Setekh.....
Post by: Fineus on November 22, 2001, 02:16:00 am
...No need!  (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/hammer.gif)