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Title: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Sarafan on December 30, 2006, 07:12:07 pm
Seeing that we all like FS a little too much, it's exactly that, whats written on the side of your ship? :D

Driving drunk is wrong, flying drunk isnt!

Real pilots fight with morning stars!

I dont stop for shivans.

Shivans:

This way to Capella.

My other ship is a Sathanas.

Mobile BBQ service.

It's MOLOCH! Say it right!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Cobra on December 30, 2006, 07:16:53 pm
It's MOLOCH! Say it right!

You didn't get that from me, did you? :D
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Sarafan on December 30, 2006, 07:22:44 pm
Of course I did. :p
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Harbinger of DOOM on December 30, 2006, 08:17:10 pm
"Real pilots fight with morning stars!"

Hahaha :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: 0rph3u5 on December 30, 2006, 09:27:55 pm
For the terrans among us:

This wingman has no brain. Use your own.

For our vasudan firends:

I like HEADZ!

For our shivan friends:

I don't break for Supernovas!
[to be continued]
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Flipside on December 30, 2006, 09:53:11 pm
'We can't spell Hatshepsut but we can hit it with our turrents!'
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Trivial Psychic on December 30, 2006, 10:20:09 pm
Based on how the FS2 campaign progresses, it seems like Command has its own bumper sticker placed on the Iceni, written in invisible ink that only its pilots can see... unfortunately, it also seems to be in a spectra that Vasudans can't always see:

"Do Not Shoot This Ship"
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Sarafan on December 30, 2006, 11:06:14 pm
I dont care about being a pawn, I care about shooting them!

Have Kayser, will travel.

For any elite squadron:

GTVA trouble shooters, tell us your troubles, and we'll shoot them down.

On a Mara:

If you think I'm in trouble look behind you and salute the Sathanas.

Snakes on a Colossus.

Shivans on a Colossus.

I brake on shivans.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Turey on December 30, 2006, 11:38:43 pm
WWCD? (What Would Command Do?)

I use ~k.

DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!

They spent 20 years on it, and the best they could come up was a giant squirt gun?!?!?

Where's Bosch?

DISCO INFERNO!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: WeatherOp on December 31, 2006, 12:29:37 am
"If you see Alpha1 running, try to catch up"

"one helmet, $290, two kayers, $67,000,000, one Herc 2, $don't ask, one can of bug spray=priceless"

"Command says: if this ship is disabled, save the ship first."

"please donate rear mirrors"

"Read Karajorma's guide to survival"
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: BS403 on December 31, 2006, 01:27:24 am
Honk if you're horny.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: 0rph3u5 on December 31, 2006, 05:12:18 am
"Theme Park Nebula"-bumper stickers:

The Nebula. It feels like falling through clouds.

The Nebula. A place you must have been.

The Nebula. A Shivan's dreamland

terran ones:

THIS is ductape!

shivan ones:

Stop when the red light flashes.

NTF honor member.

My mechanic has five arms.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on December 31, 2006, 05:21:55 am
How's my Shivan-killing? Tell Command!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: NGTM-1R on December 31, 2006, 08:05:04 am
"Warning: pilot has only 1000 credits of missiles onboard."

The classic "Your ass here." with an arrow to the guns.

"Headz. It's what's for dinner." (Alternately replace "Headz" with "Spacecrack".)

"My other ship is a juggernaut."

"Keep honking, I'm waiting on the support ship."

"If I wanted your opinion, I would have blown you out of your ship so I could ask in person."

Anything Shivan: "LUNCH." in large red letters. (With apologies to Pyro MX.)

"Terran Pride." (NTF logo optional. Substitute "Vasudan" or "Shivan" if you wish.)

Any anticapital beam-equipped ship. "I'm batting 1000. You?" (Notice anticap beams never miss?)
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on December 31, 2006, 08:47:33 am
SHOOT ME :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: TrashMan on December 31, 2006, 08:55:15 am
I dont care about being a pawn, I care about shooting them!

Have Kayser, will travel.

For any elite squadron:

GTVA trouble shooters, tell us your troubles, and we'll shoot them down.

On a Mara:

If you think I'm in trouble look behind you and salute the Sathanas.

LOL!!

On the Colossuss:

"Papa's got a brand new BAT!"

"FOUR!!!"
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on December 31, 2006, 10:00:56 am
On the back of the Sathanas: Move in front of me, please. Thank you for your cooperation.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Sarafan on December 31, 2006, 10:56:05 am
My other fighter is your fighter, once I disable you and take it!

On a meson bomb:

I wont exist in 5 seconds.  And in 10, neither will you.

Beam cannons means not having to say you're sorry.

If you can read this, Command is an ass.

On a stealth fighter:

If you can read this, wait, oh, ****!

On a Sathanas:

Yes, its 4 BFRed, no, I'm not overcompensating.

On a Deimos/Sobek:

If you can read this, you've obviously forgotten this warship has rear facing beam turrets.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Dysko on December 31, 2006, 11:05:25 am
On a Vasudan fighter:

Put your neck here.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Bob-san on December 31, 2006, 11:48:04 am
This topic is becoming an instant-classic... anyways here are my contributions...

If you can't see this, call GTVA command.
Mass Murderer.
Duct tape holds this fighter together!
Serial fighter-pilot.
I wish they had "quadruple ace"...
My duct tape up your arse would be a heck of alot more painful then this harpoon!
One kill is an acheivement. One thousand is a career.
The Shivans have eighty Sathanas. GTVA has Alpha 1.
Real men fire pink lasers!
My subspace drive isn't as rusty as it looks!
My subspace drive does more then just viberates!
If you call my Tempests dumb, I'll call you dead!
I love BoE-style battles... They take a beating and I get free kills!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: karajorma on December 31, 2006, 11:50:33 am
"Keep honking, I'm waiting on the support ship."

I was think something similar reading the earlier posts, only I had

Keep honking. I've pressed C-5.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: DrewToby on December 31, 2006, 12:48:16 pm
Blah, I can't make many of these. *tear* Well, here're my first tries. =/

That beeping noise isn't your pager.

Gone fishing for shivans. Check nearby nebula.

Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Harbinger of DOOM on December 31, 2006, 03:27:25 pm
"Weapon of Mass Destruction"
"Call Ripleys, my kill count is through the roof!"
"Alpha 1 > YOU"

For Vasudans:

"I wuv fishies"
"Mmmm Headz"
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Flipside on December 31, 2006, 04:07:50 pm
On Alpha one's ship...

'I'm with Stupid →'
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Tyrian on December 31, 2006, 04:33:33 pm
On a Shivan destroyer:
Those red lights...aren't taillights.

On the Lucifer at Ross 128:
Hello, we're Shivan.  You're dead.

On a Terran fighter:
These Rockeyes aren't the only thing like a rock...

On the front of the Sath in "Into the Lion's Den":
You say "Dive, dive, dive."  We say "Honk, honk, honk."

On the Colossus:
A 6km warship isn't compensation, it's parallelism!

On the Gigas in Inferno:
The mod isn't done, but you are!

And a random one:
Quote
Snakes on a Colossus.

Shivans on a Colossus.

Shivans on a Cain!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Trivial Psychic on December 31, 2006, 04:53:42 pm
Sign on Knossos:

"Enter At Own Risk"
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: TrashMan on December 31, 2006, 06:51:54 pm
Real men use only ML-16's!

I communicate via plasma burns!

Ares
- the raw potato that eats YOU to death!
- God of War, at your service..

Erynies
- let your enemies hang to dry!


On the Iceni
- join the Rebellion and get a sixpack of Bosch beer for free!


On a Sath
- Capella? Been there, done that...
- Don't mind me. I'm just a big fly in your soup.
- I'm just an angel in disguise....NOT!
- Lucifer is my b***!



Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Mars on December 31, 2006, 07:19:38 pm
- Lucifer is my bi*ch!
:lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: DrewToby on December 31, 2006, 07:23:16 pm
On a Serapis:

Fragile container and contents. Avoid sneezing on, bumping, or looking at.

Capella:

Fastest tans in the universe, only in Capella!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Sarafan on December 31, 2006, 07:37:27 pm

- Lucifer is my b***!


 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Goober5000 on December 31, 2006, 08:14:54 pm
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.  If at fifth you don't succeed, just skip the mission.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: measter on December 31, 2006, 08:42:28 pm
On the Iceni
- join the Rebellion and get a sixpack of Bosch beer for free!

No, that should be "Join the rebellion, and get a free Bosch cordless drill!" :D
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Goober5000 on December 31, 2006, 09:52:46 pm
:welcome:

You obviously haven't yet been acquainted with Bosch beer (http://robotechlan.com/freespace2/bosch/). ;)
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Flipside on December 31, 2006, 10:11:13 pm
Though, they've expanded the breweries since then...

http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/bosch-lager/31216/
http://www.ratebeer.com/beer/bosch-pils/27644/
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on December 31, 2006, 10:14:52 pm
During any of the missions with the Shivans untargettable, on your wingmen:

Target me and press J.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Dark Hunter on December 31, 2006, 11:47:05 pm
I would KILL to have some of these as nameplate textures!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: BS403 on January 01, 2007, 01:49:57 am
On the front of the fighter:
       If you can read this, your as good as dead.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: karajorma on January 01, 2007, 02:35:08 am
My other fighter is High Poly.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on January 01, 2007, 05:06:20 am
My other fighter is blip.pof
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: NGTM-1R on January 01, 2007, 06:18:17 am
"If you can read this...oh wait, I'm a Pegasus. You can't."

"I blew up the Sathanas fleet and all I got was this lousy GTVA Legion of Honor."

"Panic. Confusion. Mayhem. My work here is done."

"If you can read this...THEN STOP RAMMING ME YOU DAMN WINGMAN!"

Any NTF fighter in "Love the Treason": "Even in the future, nothing works!" (Do you get it? Do ya? :p)
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on January 01, 2007, 06:42:53 am
Join the NTF, become a sheep. :wtf:
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: TrashMan on January 01, 2007, 08:11:58 am
"If you can read this...THEN STOP RAMMING ME YOU DAMN WINGMAN!"

LOL!

Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: 0rph3u5 on January 01, 2007, 10:06:08 am
"If you can not read this in your display it's time for a new targeting computer"

"I DON'T WANT TO TALK THIS OUT"

"Primaries don't kill Shivans. I do."

"Primaries didn't kill NTF. I did."

"If you can read this the charges in my fighter are not working." (in small letters on every HoL kamikaze Anubis)

"I've seen the End. And you have seen Me!"

"There is no Justice. There is just Command."

"My turret has more kills than your whole wing!" (for Uras, Medusas, Osiris, Amuns, Nephilims and Seraphims)
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Admiral Cheater on January 02, 2007, 06:20:25 am
"Alpha 1, Galaxy's leading distributor of Shivan ship parts"
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on January 02, 2007, 10:10:47 am
:welcome:
(Taristin would get angry if I did the welcome speech, so here is a forward: Never Say ANYthing about FS3)

Shivan parts?
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Tyrian on January 02, 2007, 10:17:00 am
On the back of a Sath:

How's my flying?  Pull around front and tell me!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: TrashMan on January 02, 2007, 03:25:48 pm
On a Orion:
Let's stand side to side!
The only TRUE brick of Death!

On the Ares:
Darth/Death Tatum

Valkyrie Mk2:
I let my guns do the singing.

Hecate
Getting the heck out of here!

Lucifer:
Don't get under my skin!

Sathanas:
I don't bite...I swallow!
Yes, I do need to go on a diet...barely passed trough the last Knossos...
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Bob-san on January 02, 2007, 04:10:33 pm
From Alpha 1's Ursa to any fighter-squadron or any warship...
This brick has killed more Shivans then you have!

Maneuverability is overrated... just like you!

Anything else...
There is no peacful solution!

Let war prevail!

I never signed on for hunting you... it's an added bonus!

I'll live forever or you'll die trying!

In a mirror....
I'm with stupid!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Getter Robo G on January 02, 2007, 08:00:12 pm
"I'm with Alpha 1 ----->"

"If you can read this, then stop flying like my mother and get the !#*k off my ass!"

"I may be technologically inferior, but I have more insurance than you!"

"Honk all you want, I can't hear you Stupid!"

"For a good time, call Station Riviera Op Lt Samantha Davies!"

Gotta go to work now...  :D
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: spartan_0214 on January 02, 2007, 09:46:14 pm
Sorry, gotta do some Star Wars cross-overs:

On a Deimos
Yea she's a hunka junk, but she'll do 5000 times lightspeed

On a Sathanas
Damn straight I'm a space station
Alpha 1, DROP!

On any primary weapon
This is where the fun begins

On an Ursa
Slower than a gungan tree sloth
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on January 02, 2007, 09:54:48 pm
On the Iceni:
If you're flying an Ursa don't try to chase me.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Sarafan on January 02, 2007, 10:20:55 pm
On any NTF ship:

We were wise enough to question our leaders!

Its not that we hate Vasudans, its that they die faster!

Shivans:

Destroy your 10k fighter and get a free Moloch!

On a Ursa:

Its ugly and slow, but what matters is inner beauty, specially when its filled with bombs!

Its not that we're slow, we only want you to appreciate the rest of your life till we get there!

On a Aelous:

Think cruisers cant take it on todays battlefield? Lets see!

Who needs corvettes?

On a Hecate:

Undergunned? Be patient, wait till ALL the fighters get out!

Commanded by ex-Alpha 1.


On any primary weapon
This is where the fun begins


On a Helios:

This is where the fun ends. :P
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: DrewToby on January 02, 2007, 10:33:28 pm
Ursa: (or any other remotely ugly ship; Potato, I'm looking at you!)

Just so the last thing you see is the ugliest thing you'll see. Too bad you won't have time for nightmares.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Bob-san on January 03, 2007, 07:33:30 am
Your purpose in life was so I could watch you die.

Real men fire PINK lasers! (ehem, Subach HL-7)

The chart of events... the Ancients killed everyone. The Shivans killed the Ancients. I killed the Shivans. See? I'm most important!

Life hath no meaning like Alpha 1's scorn.

Revenge is a dish best served in cold space.

Sathanas-Exterminator.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: asyikarea51 on January 03, 2007, 08:59:32 am
Funnily enough, I still don't quite grasp the thread topic...

On Alpha 1's ship:

"I can't die and you can't kill me!!!"

"When the supernova comes, I press Restart."

"~ + k"

(Crap, maybe I should've tried something more... philosophical, for lack of a better word)
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on January 03, 2007, 10:35:23 am
ON ALPHA 1'S SHIP

"If you kill me I'll come back an 0wn you.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: AlphaOne on January 03, 2007, 11:24:22 am
Like said above this is rapidly becoming one of the boards classics ! I love it.

On Sathanas when entering Capella :"The party is just getting started. Let's camp around the fire" (read capella star)

On a Sathanas when alpha1 targets it:"Ok boys the party craher is here. Let's put out the fire like good boy scouts" (read supernova the sun) Who says they werent just boy scouts out on a field trip???

Sorry still have a hangover. Couldnt come up with something better.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: ToecrusherHammerjaw on January 03, 2007, 12:03:29 pm
This is the best thing ever.   :D

On Lucifer: "Beams don't kill people, Shivan motherf***ers with beams kill people!!"

On Colossus guns:  "Watergun THIS!!!"

For Vasudan capships, just slap Japong's abomination on one side.  It will either frighten the NTF away, or increase their anti-Vasudan killing fervor more.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Sarafan on January 03, 2007, 01:53:06 pm
Funnily enough, I still don't quite grasp the thread topic...


You know those bump sticks on the side of the car that people use to write things like Wash me!, its the same here only that its on the ships.

On a Sobek:

Sleek death!

Killing you with style!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: NGTM-1R on January 03, 2007, 03:42:42 pm
Join the NTF, for the sheep.

 :nervous:

It was there, I had to do it.

 :nervous:
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: TrashMan on January 03, 2007, 03:55:06 pm
On the Lucifer:
Hell froze over, so I'm here to warm things up for you!
Beneath this shell I'm actually quite a softy.
No, you can't enter my fighterbay, stupid!


On the Colossus:
If you can read this, then you made a colossal mistake!
Just becoause my center of mass is in my behind doesn't mean I'm fat!
Every time I turn I make a home run!
Knocking shivans out of the park..erm, galaxy.


On a basilisk:
Shoot me, I'm useless anyway!
I used to work on a carneval before.. I was the tin target.
Please don't shoot me, I'm nearing extinction!

On a Pegasus:
Sure I'm fast - I got a lot of HORSE power!
Sam Fisher could learn a few things from me!
If you think I'm cool now, just wait till that cloak code is polished up!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on January 03, 2007, 09:39:52 pm
On a scorpion

I AM EXTINCT
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Harbinger of DOOM on January 04, 2007, 03:54:23 am
For Vasudan capships, just slap Japong's abomination on one side.  It will either frighten the NTF away, or increase their anti-Vasudan killing fervor more.
QFT, Quoted For Truth
*shudder*
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: asyikarea51 on January 04, 2007, 04:46:13 am
Quote from: TrashMan
On a Pegasus:
Sure I'm fast - I got a lot of HORSE power!

WOO HOO!!! (fist in air)

:lol:

Where's a turbine when you need one... xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Getter Robo G on January 04, 2007, 09:07:22 am

"COMMAND - When you absolutely positively have to F-something up!"

"I'm S.O.C. - But let's just keep that between you and me ok?"

"Snipes is my biatch!"

"Bosch Beer, is PEOPLE!"

"LUCIFER - when you absolutely positively have to kill every Mother F-er on the planet!"



Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on January 04, 2007, 03:32:31 pm
On the Lucifer:

Don't even try.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Tyrian on January 04, 2007, 04:21:53 pm
On the Lucifer:

Lobster of Death!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: karajorma on January 05, 2007, 10:23:40 am
On the colossus' beam cannons.

We break for NTF saboteurs.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Sarafan on January 05, 2007, 08:39:30 pm
On a Pegasus:

Information is ammunition!

On a Sathanas:

God complex.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: NGTM-1R on January 06, 2007, 02:16:34 am
On a Pegasus:

Information is ammunition!

The support ship: "To hell with information, ammunition is ammunition!"
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: FS2_playa613 on January 06, 2007, 10:33:26 am

For Vasudan capships, just slap Japong's abomination on one side.  It will either frighten the NTF away, or increase their anti-Vasudan killing fervor more.

Umm... what exactly is Japong's abomination?
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Ghostavo on January 06, 2007, 10:46:57 am
It's best that you remain not knowing... for your eyesockets' sake.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Bob-san on January 06, 2007, 10:55:47 am
The Miss Vadusa Prime?  :lol:

Best you don't know... don't even look for it on the Classic Topics page :nod:!!
It's a Vasudan-morale-booster... and a reason for xenocide!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: spartan_0214 on January 06, 2007, 10:57:43 am
Oh, that's Japong's abomination.....

\spartan pokes sharp sticks in his eyes. again.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Bob-san on January 06, 2007, 11:22:17 am
Didn't I warn you? I'm still recovering my 100/1 eyesight from that... thing... grotesque?
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: spartan_0214 on January 06, 2007, 01:44:59 pm
you mean 1/100 vision? (vision is based on distance/font size, perfect vision is 20 feet/20 size font)
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Sarafan on January 06, 2007, 03:10:20 pm
On a Sathanas:

I have 1/100 vision so I take no chances, I'll destroy everything! :P
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: TrashMan on January 06, 2007, 04:16:44 pm
On a maxim:
Reaching out and touching someone..the Terran way!

On a Sath:
Don't worry. I'ts like a pencil laser, only bigger! You won't feel a thing.

On a Lucifer:
I used to be the King. What a revolting development!

On a Orion:
You think I look like a dildo!? HELM, RAMMING SPEED!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on January 07, 2007, 09:14:34 am
On an Orion.
Think I'm phallic? Go look at the Sobek.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Centrixo on January 07, 2007, 12:24:37 pm
Orion 'Brick of Death'

Collossus 'Moron in charge!'

Sobek 'if you can read this, then get out of my ass'

Deimos 'Brick of Dispair'

Iceni 'Join us and recive 2 mops and 5 cans of half drunken Bosch Beer'

Lilith 'EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE!!!'

Ursa 'I own all your asses'


Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Tyrian on January 08, 2007, 05:42:18 pm
On Alpha 1's ship:

"WMD"

"I'm A1.  You're dead meat."

To your wingmen:

"Got killz?"
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on January 09, 2007, 03:40:27 pm
On your wingmen:

"GOT NO KILLZ. HELP ME!"
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: spartan_0214 on January 09, 2007, 05:38:38 pm
On the side of any wingman:

Kills: -10
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Entropy on January 12, 2007, 04:07:52 pm
On the back of the Colossus:

Got beams?
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: spartan_0214 on January 12, 2007, 09:01:07 pm
Oh, yea, we got beams:

:welcome:

Welcome to the HLPBB!!!!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Tyrian on January 13, 2007, 04:19:19 pm
The side of Alpha 1's ship:

Got killz?  (Moustache optional.)
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Entropy on January 20, 2007, 11:04:57 am
On a Meson bomb:

If you're close enough to read this, we won't need a coffin at your funeral.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Tyrian on January 20, 2007, 01:11:19 pm
We might have to submit this thread for the Classics page...
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Nuclear1 on January 20, 2007, 01:46:00 pm
If you can read this, you didn't dive dive dive.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: ChronoReverse on January 20, 2007, 02:00:13 pm
If you can read this, you didn't dive dive dive.
Alternatively.

If you can read this, you dove but forgot to hit the burners.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Dark Hunter on January 20, 2007, 06:05:16 pm
We might have to submit this thread for the Classics page...

Seconded.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Goober5000 on January 21, 2007, 01:11:35 am
We might have to submit this thread for the Classics page...
Nah.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: NGTM-1R on January 21, 2007, 01:46:49 am
Yet.

"I came, I saw, I blew it the hell up."

"Headz on board."

"My other ship was blown up by Alpha 1."
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Goober5000 on January 21, 2007, 02:10:34 am
There are lots of quotable threads.  Not all of them rise to the level of "Classic". :)
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Mars on January 21, 2007, 02:16:36 am
Trouble is the Classics section as is, is kind of a Derek Smart museum.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on January 21, 2007, 05:53:00 am
D3r3k Sm4rt? What does he have to do with the classics section?
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Tyrian on January 21, 2007, 08:14:50 am
On the side of a Loki:

You can't hit what you can't see...Oh ****, you can see me!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Sarafan on January 21, 2007, 10:02:49 am
On a fighter:

Fan number 1 of D3r3k Sm4rt!

*fighter was immediately blow by friendly fire*
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Tyrian on January 21, 2007, 11:24:11 am
On the side of the GTI Riviera:

We <3 D3r3k Sm4rt.

(That's why Ross 128 was hit by the Shivans first.)
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on January 21, 2007, 12:00:35 pm
When the GTVA wanted to draw out the Sathanas, they deployed an Orion with:

"D3r3k Sm4rt r0)(0r!!"

painted on it in big letters.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Tyrian on January 21, 2007, 01:02:28 pm
GTVA's official bumper sticker:

Dead by 3000AD.

Kudos if you get the reference.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Dysko on January 21, 2007, 01:56:56 pm
GTVA's official bumper sticker:

Dead by 3000AD.

Kudos if you get the reference.
JAD?
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Nuclear1 on January 21, 2007, 02:14:10 pm
GTVA's official bumper sticker:

Dead by 3000AD.

Kudos if you get the reference.

el oh el D3r3k Sm4rt reference.

el oh el 3000AD reference.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: General Battuta on January 21, 2007, 03:47:18 pm
Sighted on the Colossus battle group in Their Finest Hour

"No Beam-Free-All:  Because BETAC doesn't have a second amendment."

"No beams, no engines, no fighter bay: yes, Command, we're giving it all we've got." 

"If I total this juggernaught, my insurance will pay for a new one."

On a Setekh:

"Terran turret#weak:  we'll show them what firepower is all about." 

Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: -Joshua- on March 07, 2007, 11:30:40 pm
This is a rach... a rakhshe... A Shivan cruiser!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Turey on March 08, 2007, 01:35:26 am
This is a rach... a rakhshe... A Shivan cruiser!

Seems like I've had to use this a lot today:
(http://www.fsoinstaller.com/images/necrodq3.png)
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Charismatic on March 08, 2007, 12:58:38 pm
LOL @

Real pilots fight with morning stars!

I dont stop for shivans.

Snakes on a Colossus.

Whoever came up with this , kudos, this is a great idea!

Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: -Joshua- on March 08, 2007, 01:53:27 pm
"Sunshielded"
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Tyrian on March 08, 2007, 02:17:42 pm
On Alpha 1:

Shielded with SPF 10000000000000000000000000000000000000!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: JGZinv on March 08, 2007, 02:52:43 pm
1-800-YOU-DEAD

Resistance is futile.

Checkmate.

Light the fires and kick the wingman.

All your cruiser belong to us.

Y4USHOOTME?

I saved 15% switching to Geico  (on rear of ship)

Could you check my lasers? They tend to misfire...

The Force is not with you.

Read my torpedoes.

Try harder, that tickled.

Come closer, I have a cheat code.

I've fought better AI than you.  :doubt:  (yes that can be taken 2 ways)

Quit swatting flies and kill the AI already!

On Autopilot, When You Improve I'll Return.

Be Back in 5 Mins.

I'd return the remains, but addresse unknown.

I'm so very BORED!

Please donate missiles to my Wingmen.

I have missile magnetism!

For increased missile size, take Miagra 2x daily.

I have more RAM, be afraid.

Shivians, try Visine...

It's not the size of the laser that counts, it's the table behind it.

Must... fly... faster...

I'd rather be golfing.

I'd rather be in a Gundam.

I'll get you next SCP release!

Please press ESC+Enter to dial an operator.

I'll end my own misery thank you!

My IP address is...

I'm hungry, you look tasty.

I know I'm ugly, help me redo my paint job?

Tech support can't help you here.

Linux Rocks! Wooo!

This ship is powered by a Apple II.

We have highly advanced auto targeting, an Etch-i-Sketch.

I can't hear yoooou...  Open your cockpit.

I have BOE Syndrome and I like it.

You remember that one episode where...

Be nice, think twice.

Can't touch this.

Can I beam you later?

When I'm done, you'll wish for a BSOD.

Go back to playing StarCraft.

It's not delivery, it's deliverance.

Get TUIT!

Pretty n' Plasma.

Wake me up when your done dying.


Ah that's a few... *stretches*

Edit - A couple more.

While you're back there, check my exhaust.

This ain't like dusting crops boy.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: havaduck on March 09, 2007, 07:01:12 am
On a Sathanas:

We break for nobody.

All your Knossos-Portals are Belong to us.

and also: You are on the way to destruction. Make your Time. (HAHAHA!)


On a Seraphim:

Somebody is going to set you up a Bomb!


On Nephilem:

Afterburners out of Order. But shilds and armor doing quite well.


On a Capital written with tiny size 1:


If you can read this then its not a Woman - it can be only Wingmen.


On Alpha 1 Ship:


Next time i will read the whole treaty before signing up.

You may got severall Sathani. I got time compression an a suply ship.

I hate mondays.

If you arent al least a SD Deamon, i will not notice you.


ENEMY (<- in big red letters) so mightbe this will protect me from Wingmens fire.

GTVA Pilot Recruiting-Wallpaper:

Blind, dumb, alcoholic, parkinson an suicidial? Join us an become Wingman in the GTVA today. (and get free a cookie).

On the big C:


100 % Earthquacke an Shivan imune.



On Helios:


See theres Alpha (1), but I am the Omega.

On Sathanas:

I see dead People.

Come a little closer.

BF-Red on board.

We are not the Borg, but resistance is still futile.

On Cain:

If you dont stop, I tell moth .. err Lucifer.

Fenris:

Lets say undecided.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Bob-san on March 09, 2007, 08:22:22 am
:welcome:

Welcome to Hard Light Productions! Here are the minor offenses, and their corresponding punishments! Never comined "F", "S", or "3" in a thread! This minor offense is usually combated by the use of our standardized Flame-throwers! But, due to budget problems and a few legal concerns (lawyers don't like clients charred to their bones), there is no longer napal in the flame thrower, but rather holy water! Another major offense is disturbing our little buddy (hey! That was my lunch!) called Carl, the resident Shivan who has taken a fancy to living in our walls! Throw him your lunch, and you should be fine... But if you happen to be caught in the wall with Carl, simply take the emergancy saw, and cut off a few limbs! Carl should stop persuit, but if he doesnt... you're on your own! If you wish to leave HLP, simply walk to the back of the ship, and operate the airlocks! The only problem with that choices is the airlocks no longer work! You may check-out any time you wish, but you many not leave HLP! If you should have any concerns, simply walk to the bridge and open up the weapons locker. Inside is your standard AK-47 and Plasma Rifle! However, most of us have a bit of a hard time getting in, as only moderators, the hyper-intelligent shade of blue, and have keys in! If you are a bit weary of staying on HLP, simply blow through the airlock and try to make your way over to the Game-Warden sister-station. Be careful, though! We are out of space suits, and I hear space doesn't have much oxygen... or much of anything! Good luck and enjoy your stay!


Nice ones... keep going! I'm still out.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: havaduck on March 09, 2007, 11:27:25 am
On Lucifer:

The Varsuda Prime terraforming project.

Artimes D.H.:

Back in Black

Dark side of the Force.

On Sathanas:

Now take witnes of this fully armed an operational battlesta.... err ship.

Hold still and it wont hurt.

Sunroof, 6 gears, subspace drive, air condition, 4 BF-Reds - the Sathanas feeling.

Even the death cant save you.

On the Ursa @ Lucifer Mission:

Shilds are over-rated.

To much torpedoes, to less patience or mercy.

Brave pilots do not need manueverbility.

On Iceni:

Join the Rebellion - they won once, we will too.

On the NTD Uhuru

Dont even think about Star Trek ...

Moloch:

Even as we dont use the fighterbay, this doesnt mean its fake.

On Aten

If you can read this we surrender cos a club is superior compared to us.

At least we look big and scary.

I dont hurt you, you dont hurt me ...... please.

Old outdated underestimated ..... shoot me.

SG Rahu:

Firecracker class II.



Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Sarafan on March 09, 2007, 01:19:46 pm
On Lucifer:

The Varsuda Prime terraforming project.


Good one  :lol:, on a Zeus:

Real bomber pilots dont need shields... or armor.... or payload.... or guns. :P
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: -Joshua- on March 09, 2007, 02:43:40 pm
On the Iceni:
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Burn baby burn.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on March 09, 2007, 03:31:27 pm
JAD reference... :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Dark Hunter on March 09, 2007, 03:31:44 pm
"He sings pretty well for a dead guy!"  :D

Quote
Moloch:

Even as we dont use the fighterbay, this doesnt mean its fake.


I've seen that fighterbay used...
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Sarafan on March 09, 2007, 08:17:51 pm

I've seen that fighterbay used...

Where?
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Dark Hunter on March 09, 2007, 10:01:54 pm
I think it was Technological Superiority (a user-made campaign).
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: JGZinv on March 10, 2007, 03:58:54 am
Free BBQ

On the road again....

Dead pilots made fresh daily.

RENT THIS SPACE

You were expecting something witty?

P/N 3263827

Difference is, I'm getting paid to kill you.

Your remains - paper or plastic?

AA-23

Would you like fries and a coke with that?

For Sale By Owner

THX1138

Can your shields feel that? Good...

Will trade kidney for decent ship.

LOOK >< HERE
 
Over 99 trillion served, and counting...

You're leaking, might want to fix that.

Air's not important, much.

Duct tape, lot's and lot's of duct tape.

J-E-L-L-O

I came... for the SPICE!

Peace in Space, Good Will toward Roids.

There can only be one.

Why are you reading this?
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: -Joshua- on March 10, 2007, 07:34:59 am
On mara:
Blue screen of death! (yeah, I am color blind)
On Sathanas:
If you can read this you are to close to my beam cannon
On my own ship:
42
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: GenericCorvette on March 10, 2007, 07:49:08 am
(On a Sathanas)
-I roadkill SOC pilots.
-I think I accidently made the Capella campfire go supernova.
-Please do not bomb the little pointy arms.

(On a Shivan Comm Node)
-Someone replaced our Bosch Beer with warheads.
-We're psycho hedge trimmers on crack. See the spinny thingy?
-You got mail!

(On a Colossus)
-I smell burnt toast. Hey, where'd the reactor go?
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Bob-san on March 10, 2007, 08:23:07 am
On the GTI Arcadia...
Panic at the Disco Inferno.


:welcome:

Welcome to Hard Light Productions! Here are the minor offenses, and their corresponding punishments! Never comined "F", "S", or "3" in a thread! This minor offense is usually combated by the use of our standardized Flame-throwers! But, due to budget problems and a few legal concerns (lawyers don't like clients charred to their bones), there is no longer napal in the flame thrower, but rather holy water! Another major offense is disturbing our little buddy (hey! That was my lunch!) called Carl, the resident Shivan who has taken a fancy to living in our walls! Throw him your lunch, and you should be fine... But if you happen to be caught in the wall with Carl, simply take the emergancy saw, and cut off a few limbs! Carl should stop persuit, but if he doesnt... you're on your own! If you wish to leave HLP, simply walk to the back of the ship, and operate the airlocks! The only problem with that choices is the airlocks no longer work! You may check-out any time you wish, but you many not leave HLP! If you should have any concerns, simply walk to the bridge and open up the weapons locker. Inside is your standard AK-47 and Plasma Rifle! However, most of us have a bit of a hard time getting in, as only moderators, the hyper-intelligent shade of blue, and have keys in! If you are a bit weary of staying on HLP, simply blow through the airlock and try to make your way over to the Game-Warden sister-station. Be careful, though! We are out of space suits, and I hear space doesn't have much oxygen... or much of anything! Good luck and enjoy your stay!


EDIT: Changed ship class
EDIT 2: WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Iron Wolf on March 10, 2007, 03:21:07 pm
Whats up with all the exclamation marks?
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Sarafan on March 10, 2007, 05:07:53 pm
On a Deimos:

The real king of corvettes!

On a Sobek:

The real king of corvettes!

On a Moloch:

<incoming transmission>!

On a Lilith:

It's all about quality, not quantity.

On a Aelous:

Flak you!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Iron Wolf on March 10, 2007, 07:34:28 pm
On a Aelous:

Flak you!

I dunno, but that strikes me as funny if a guy on the colossus is reading it...
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Nuclear1 on March 10, 2007, 09:16:44 pm
(On a Shivan Comm Node)
-Someone replaced our Bosch Beer with warheads.
-We're psycho hedge trimmers on crack. See the spinny thingy?
-You got mail!

(On a Colossus)
-I smell burnt toast. Hey, where'd the reactor go?

:lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Snail on March 11, 2007, 04:52:43 am
On the Azrael:

ICE CREAM VAN
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: JGZinv on March 11, 2007, 08:15:53 am
Special Delivery!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Bob-san on March 11, 2007, 10:27:58 am
On Alpha 1's ship...
Subspace called; they want their shivans back.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: wtf_cl0vvn on March 11, 2007, 03:05:45 pm
D3r3k 5m4r7 for President! (reference? :) )

FRED is coming, look busy.

On the back of the Colossus:

I don't brake for Orions.

On the back of ANY bomber:

Tailgate me and I'll...hit c-3-8!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Charismatic on March 13, 2007, 12:30:49 pm
not c31? its more effective
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: wtf_cl0vvn on March 13, 2007, 05:22:06 pm
nah, by that point you get owned anyhow...
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: takashi on March 26, 2007, 08:16:52 pm
what? this is still going?

written on alpha ones ship:

~+K to you!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Turey on March 26, 2007, 09:08:20 pm
what? this is still going?

written on alpha ones ship:

~+K to you!

It's only still going because you necro'd it.

:necro:

What is this, the second time I've had to use that in this thread?
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Sarafan on March 26, 2007, 09:33:27 pm

It's only still going because you necro'd it.

:necro:

What is this, the second time I've had to use that in this thread?

Then maybe you should get that written on your ship. :P
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: vamitul on March 29, 2007, 12:03:59 pm
On the back of any shivan ship:
"Make love! Not war!"

On a Meson bomb:

"Overated firecracker"

On the back of an old, beat up Ulysses:

My wife gets to fly a Erinyes.. and i end up with THIS??!?
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Bob-san on March 29, 2007, 03:26:25 pm
:welcome:

Welcome to Hard Light Productions! Here are the minor offenses, and their corresponding punishments! Never comined "F", "S", or "3" in a thread! This minor offense is usually combated by the use of our standardized Flame-throwers! But, due to budget problems and a few legal concerns (lawyers don't like clients charred to their bones), there is no longer napal in the flame thrower, but rather holy water! Another major offense is disturbing our little buddy (hey! That was my lunch!) called Carl, the resident Shivan who has taken a fancy to living in our walls! Throw him your lunch, and you should be fine... But if you happen to be caught in the wall with Carl, simply take the emergancy saw, and cut off a few limbs! Carl should stop persuit, but if he doesnt... you're on your own! If you wish to leave HLP, simply walk to the back of the ship, and operate the airlocks! The only problem with that choices is the airlocks no longer work! You may check-out any time you wish, but you many not leave HLP! If you should have any concerns, simply walk to the bridge and open up the weapons locker. Inside is your standard AK-47 and Plasma Rifle! However, most of us have a bit of a hard time getting in, as only moderators, the hyper-intelligent shade of blue, and have keys in! If you are a bit weary of staying on HLP, simply blow through the airlock and try to make your way over to the Game-Warden sister-station. Be careful, though! We are out of space suits, and I hear space doesn't have much oxygen... or much of anything! Good luck and enjoy your stay!



 :D

That is what? My third kill of the thread?
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Tyrian on March 29, 2007, 06:24:36 pm
What Alpha 1 paints on his ship after killing several hundred Shivans:

"God, doesn't anyone stay dead around here?"
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: hip63 on April 02, 2007, 07:04:13 pm
One on the Front (written in reverse for rear view mirrors):
       "Smile: You're Dead"

and One for the Back:
       "One word for tailgaters:
               AFTERBURNER"

hip63 :p
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: vamitul on April 04, 2007, 01:37:24 am
here's another one, after replaying one of my favorite FS2 missions..
Between the "horns"  of a Satanis:
"Dive! Dive! Dive!!"
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Singh on April 05, 2007, 07:05:33 am
On the back of Alpha 1:
"Look behind you!! *Runs away*"

On the Actium:
"We'll show them what real firepower's all about!!"

On the Ravana:
"Someone asked for firepower?"

On a Dragon:
"If you can read this, your waaaaay too close."

On the Manticore:
"Shivan Red Shirts since '99!"
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: takashi on April 06, 2007, 12:21:29 pm
on a vesuvius:

MISSING: SYMETRY. if found call 1-800-R1FIX
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Dark Hunter on April 06, 2007, 05:42:14 pm
on a vesuvius:

MISSING: SYMETRY. if found call 1-800-R1FIX

Why the **** do spaceships have to be symmetrical?
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Tyrian on April 06, 2007, 07:30:37 pm
on a vesuvius:

MISSING: SYMETRY. if found call 1-800-R1FIX

Why the **** do spaceships have to be symmetrical?

It makes them look pretty.  Right before they explode. :drevil:
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: GenericCorvette on April 07, 2007, 07:26:56 am
--On a Shivan Weak Laser Turret
-Shivan Experimental Ultraheated French Fry Launcher

--On Alpha 2, 3, and 4
-Alpha 1's meatshield. With guns.

--On a Shivan Comm Node
-Now supporting Terran communication frequencies.

--On a Shivan Comm Node after a flood of idiots attempt to communicate through it
-No longer supports Terran communication frequencies.

--On a Ulysses
-This is why you don't give flying pancakes guns.

--On a SGreen beam turret
-By the time this stupid beam's finished recharging, a fusion mortar could have done more damage. Life sucks.

--On a Deimos
-[YOUR AD HERE]

--On a painted Helios torpedo
-Taste the power of the rainbow!

--On a Manticore
-Buy McManticore's Shivan Food Products today!

--On a Shivan Mega Laser
-Why the hell didn't they make me as good as the Shivan SUPER Laser?

--On a Ravana
-The Ravana... now with even LESS beam cannon armoring! And more spikey things!

--On an Ursa
-I can't dogfight.

--On the Boanerges next to the Ursa
-I can't defend myself.

--On a Pegasus
-I'm a ninja! WOOSH!!

--On the Colossus
-Hasn't someone fixed the damn reactor yet?

--On a Cain
-I hate my twin brother.

--On the Lilith near the above Cain
-I'm about to blow up my twin brother.
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Post by: TrashMan on April 07, 2007, 08:38:20 am
LOL! good ones.

I like this one hte best:
--On a painted Helios torpedo
-Taste the power of the rainbow!
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Post by: takashi on April 07, 2007, 02:55:36 pm
on an infyrno:

mispelling since 3192!
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Post by: Desert Tyrant on April 07, 2007, 03:55:18 pm
On my ship:  People that spell in any language should **** off.
That is all.
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Post by: Polpolion on April 07, 2007, 04:13:43 pm
on a vesuvius:

MISSING: SYMETRY. if found call 1-800-R1FIX

:wtf:

:confused:


Quote
mispelling since 3192

It's a shame that 3192 is 840 years after FS2...
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Post by: spartan_0214 on April 07, 2007, 05:14:12 pm
Quote from: takashi
mispelling since 3192


Hmmm.... not funny.

Quote from: thesizzler
It's a shame that 3192 is 840 years after FS2...

The quote makes as much sense either way...
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Post by: Polpolion on April 07, 2007, 06:18:05 pm
Quote
The quote makes as much sense either way...

what?
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Post by: Tyrian on April 07, 2007, 06:32:19 pm
Why did they spell it "Infyrno" anyways? :confused:
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Post by: Snail on April 07, 2007, 06:45:40 pm
Because, I belive, Inferno is trademarked by someone.
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Post by: MP-Ryan on April 08, 2007, 03:57:12 pm
On a Perseus:
-Medusa was my warm-up.
-And the pass is Intercepted!

On a Sobek:
-Don't be a pervert.  Men who stare at my ass get shot down fast!

On Trebuchets:
-And you thought you were out of my league.

On Alpha 1:
-I'm not antisocial, my wingmates are just dead.
-I eat destroyers for breakfast.

On support ships:
-Don't get on my bad side; I tend to explode.

On a Pegasus:
-This blind date will kill you.
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Post by: GenericCorvette on April 08, 2007, 11:28:51 pm
--On a Cyclops
-I have one eye. By the time I reach you, you'll be one severed and bloody arm.

--On a painted Cyclops
-Look ma! I can use the power of the rainbow too!

--On a Perseus
-My tornadoes don't cause storms, but they'll still make nanoparticles out of you.

--On a Aeolus
-I still can't believe I got stuck with two SGreens.

--On a Leviathan
-I still can't believe I have only one of the worst anti-capital beam in the game.

--On Alpha 1's fighter
- ...

--On Alpha 2's fighter
-Shoot me!

--On Alpha 3's fighter
-Shoot me, too!

--On Alpha 4's figher
-Do not shoot. Contains Bosch Beer.

--On a Shivan Comm Node
-Do not shoot. Contains very important and volatile stuff.

--On an TC-TRI (Triton cargo)
-Do not shoot. Contains cheese.

--On an Aeolus
-Do not shoot. Seriously. I will flak you a new one.

--On a Dragon
-I'm a dragon.

--On a Mara
-I'm a mara.

--On an Aeshma
-I'm an Aeshma.

--On a Manticore
-I'm a red-shirt.

--On an Anubis with explosives strapped on
-Warning: DO NOT POKE

--On a Shivan
-Warning: Petting may result in accidently death or dismemberment.

--On an Ursa
-We've been saving the human race since 2335.

--On a Pegasus
-I'm a ninja.
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Post by: Mustang19 on April 10, 2007, 02:47:52 pm
Sathanas bumpers:

"Pain is 4 BFReds leaving your body."

"Attention Maras: This Vessel Has Right of Way"

Collossus bumpers:

On BGreen turret: "Are you still there, Alpha 1?"

On Collossus engine subsystem in Their Finest Hour: "**** you, :v: !"

(If you don't get it... the Colly is disabled in TFH, and Command won't shut up and let the Colly captain tell him that they can't jump out anyway.)
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Post by: diceman111 on April 12, 2007, 07:09:58 am
On a Fenris:

"Be glad this isent a Leviathan"
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Post by: Sarafan on May 06, 2007, 11:28:39 pm
Finally back with some more :D:

On a shivan fighter: I don't think you understand what the term "outnumbered" means...

On the back of a Deimos: Pilot, if you can read this, you have made a serious tactical error.

On a NTF Leviathan: The bad guys always shoots better.

On any ship coming out of subspace: Death from... uh... this exiting vector.

On a Sathanas: Abandon all hope, those who fight me.

On Alpha 1: Mobile Tatical RAID.

On any Hecate on the front line: Bitting more than I can chew.

On any Shivans after the first Sat is destroyed: I could be retreating or calling in the big guns. Your choice.

On a GTVA beam cannon: the polite GTVA way of saying: You're not welcome.

On a GTVA fighter: I went beyond the 2nd Knossos and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker.

On any shivan ships beyond the 2nd Knossos: NO TRESPASSING! Violators will be shot! Survivors will be shot again!

On a Aelous: Flak cannons, when you want to get rid of that pesky thing called "enemy fighter craft".

On a Orion: What if everyone fired all their beams at the same time?

On a Sathanas: Backstabber, eh? Wait'til I turn around. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait...

On a Orion: Orion class DESTROYER. The name says it all.

On a NTF warship: As a matter of fact, I do own the system.

On the first Knossos: WARNING: The makers of Knossos are not responsible for attracting heavy shivan presence to your location.
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Post by: flakked alive on May 08, 2007, 03:12:35 pm
OOHH OOH what about this


WARNING !! Meson bomb onboard will explode on impact  :nod:
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Post by: Snail on May 08, 2007, 03:16:49 pm
On an Aeolus:
You will be flakked alive.
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Post by: flakked alive on May 08, 2007, 04:05:28 pm
 :lol:
On an Aeolus:
You will be flakked alive.
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Post by: vamitul on May 16, 2007, 03:52:55 am
just started derelict.. so.. here's another one:

"Go ahead! Shoot me! I'll buy more duct tape"
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Post by: Sarafan on May 17, 2007, 02:41:04 pm
On the Lucifer after bombarding Vasuda Prime:

OMG! PWNED!
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Post by: Asteroth on May 20, 2007, 03:00:12 pm
On a rear view mirror of a fighter:

Warning: Shivans are closer than they appear.
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Post by: Snail on May 20, 2007, 03:10:28 pm
:lol:
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Post by: TrashMan on May 20, 2007, 04:38:53 pm
On the ICENI:
- I'm out of touch with reality
- PULSING with anticipation
- good morning Vietnam...ermm shivans!
- get one in every Kinder Surprise...I mean asteroid!


On a ZEPHYRUS
- having gas problems
- light me up!
- eat my FART!
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Post by: G0atmaster on May 21, 2007, 12:39:07 am
On the front of the Lucifer: "This side facing enemy."

On Alpha 1 with weapons forced to any beam:  "Hold still please."

On the projectile from a Shivan Super Laser: "Look, ma! I'm like the Energizer Bunny! I keep going and going and going..."

Big sign hovering just past the Knossos portal: "This is what happens when you screw with subspace... we make your sun go BOOM!"
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Post by: -Joshua- on May 21, 2007, 09:55:17 am
Next to earth: Mostly harmless
on the lucifer: not harmless at all.

At knossos portal: We apologize for the inconvienince
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Post by: Mathwiz6 on May 21, 2007, 03:22:06 pm
On a Trebuchet: "Yes. Yes, I am"
On a Maxim: "The only REAL gun since 2162"
On a Lamprey: "I'm not useless, I... wait."
On a TAG-C: "Where am I?"
On Terran Blob Turrets: "Give me Insurgency, or give me obolesence!"
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Post by: Mustang19 on May 22, 2007, 10:14:47 am
On an Aeolus:
You will be flakked alive.

More like, On an Aeolus:

"Start a debate with my fanbois and you will be flakked alive."   :D

On a GTNB Pharos: "I think, therefore I am... just not in physical form."
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Post by: GenericCorvette on May 22, 2007, 07:56:13 pm
--On a SGreen:
-Please do not touch the massive lightbulb.

--On a BFGreen:
-Do not touch the really really massive lightbulb.

--On a Meson Bomb:
-Do not touch. Seriously.

--On a Shivan Super Laser:
-The Universe's Largest Flaming Nailgun

--On a Shivan Comm Node:
-Automated Baseball Bat With Radio Accessory
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Post by: spartan_0214 on May 22, 2007, 09:31:01 pm
-- On a Pegasus --
- If you can read this GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY  -

-- On a Mara --
- Cannon Fodder -

-- On any Wingmate --
- Somewhat Efficient Cannon Fodder -

-- On the Colossus --
- Super Soakerâ„¢ -

-- On the Sathanas --
- I Survived The Capella Supernova! --
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Post by: StarSlayer on May 22, 2007, 11:45:04 pm
GTDR Amazon:

"I pwn Aeshmas"

SSG Rahu:

"Pull my finger"

GTI Arcadia:

"You'd think i'd have Beams"

GTF Hercules(any FS1 design really):

"Why do Terran ships look so weird in FS2?"

GTT Elysium:

"One way ticket to Five Armed Flailing Firebutts"
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Post by: Send in the TMF on May 23, 2007, 12:36:08 am
Sathanas: We PWnz joo with our beams joo loser

*enemy ship warps in behind*

*later after Sathanas has been repared*

Sathanas: Please dont jump in behind us, please?

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Post by: Wobble73 on May 23, 2007, 05:36:54 am
On a meson Bomb- "Light fuse and stand well back, no I mean it WELL BACK"
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Post by: spartan_0214 on May 24, 2007, 11:26:23 am
On a meson Bomb- "Light fuse and stand well back, no I mean it WELL BACK"

No, it's "Light Fuse, Run Away, Very Fast"
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Post by: Black Wolf on May 27, 2007, 11:12:46 am
Some of the messages may have been posted before, didn;t read the whole thread.

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Post by: Tyrian on May 27, 2007, 05:52:26 pm
Those definitely weren't posted earlier. 

Those are funny.  :lol:  Got any more?
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Post by: Sarafan on May 27, 2007, 08:15:20 pm
The last one is the best! :lol:
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Post by: Black Wolf on May 28, 2007, 07:44:50 am
A Couple

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Post by: Tyrian on May 28, 2007, 08:07:19 am
Where do you get these?  Do you just make them?

I wish I could get a set for my car...
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Post by: Dysko on May 28, 2007, 09:10:34 am
It would be fun to see these on the side of a ship ingame, à la Bosch Beer container :lol:
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Post by: Black Wolf on May 28, 2007, 06:16:06 pm
Where do you get these?  Do you just make them?

I wish I could get a set for my car...

Yep, 2 minute PSP jobs. Would have though the general dodginess would have given that away :)
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Post by: TrashMan on June 15, 2007, 02:13:02 pm
Aeolus:
YOUR FIGHTER HAS PREFORMED AN ILLEGAL OPERATION AND WILL BE SHOT DOWN!!!
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Post by: Snail on June 15, 2007, 02:18:51 pm
On the Taranis:

If you find a captured Shivan cruiser, DON'T PICK IT UP! Call a grown-up immediately.
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Post by: TrashMan on June 15, 2007, 04:09:10 pm
SATH:
All your nodes are belong to us!

Lucifers:
Pownz0r U!
Bemz p0war!
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Post by: haloboy100 on June 15, 2007, 09:41:26 pm
Pardon me if these suck...

on a Helios: Swallow this!

On a ursa: My other bomber is a boanergses.

on the colossus: My other colossus is a colossus 3000 (Derek smart + JAD ring a bell?)

On a Sathanas: All your capellas are belong to us!

On the back: If you can read this, your lucky i can't turn this piece of **** around.

On Alpha one's ship: I like Uranus
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Post by: colecampbell666 on June 18, 2007, 02:54:48 pm
I have a few variations. Which is the best?
GTVA Colossus : 65 trillion dollars. Moving the Capellan refugees : 5 billion dollars. Getting that perfect closeup of a supernova : priceless.

or:

GTVA Colossus : 65 trillion dollars. Moving the Capellan refugees : 5 billion dollars. Getting the perfect Capellan tan : priceless.

or:

GTVA Colossus : 65 trillion dollars. Moving the Capellan refugees : 5 billion dollars. Watching the Shivans pwn Command again : priceless.

or:

GTVA Colossus : 65 trillion dollars. Moving the Capellan refugees : 5 billion dollars. Watching Terran Command frak up again : priceless.
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Post by: TrashMan on June 18, 2007, 04:08:03 pm
For everytihing else, there's a supernova.... :lol:..or a shivan xenocidal invasion
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Post by: Game_Master64 on June 18, 2007, 04:43:07 pm
On an orion nameplate

GTD omgwe'resofrakinscrewed
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Post by: TrashMan on June 18, 2007, 04:56:59 pm
On any GTVA capship:
INSUREANCE NOT PAID - PLEASE DON'T SHOOT...YET!
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Post by: haloboy100 on June 18, 2007, 05:38:08 pm
On AWACS: Warning- AWACS in 3rd person!
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Post by: Bob-san on June 18, 2007, 07:59:49 pm
On Alpha 1:

It's really just a case of mind over matter: I don't mind and you don't matter.
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Post by: J.P. on June 18, 2007, 11:35:53 pm
"DIVEDIVEDIVEHITYOURBURNERSPILOT!!!!!"

"Wha-"

*Splat*

"ugh.... huh?"

*LOL, noob. Scared you didn't we. :V:"

-J.P.
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Post by: Mustang19 on June 19, 2007, 01:45:24 pm
The fall of a great thread. It was even funny for the first few pages.
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Post by: TrashMan on June 19, 2007, 02:17:14 pm
"It it ain't b0rked, don't fix it!"
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Post by: Getter Robo G on June 19, 2007, 03:46:19 pm
Sathanas:
   "If you can read this, it's too late to dive... Jackass!!!  :nod:"

Another Sathanas:
   "All your Suns belong to us!"

Lucifer:
  "All your planets belong to us!"

Another Lucifer:
   "For Huminoid Pest Control call 1-800-Blow-This-Planet"

Random player ship:
   "Baby on Board!"

Ravanna:
  "We only suck half as much as a Rakshasa!"

Rakshasa:
  "DUDE! I'm right fricken here!!!"

Arcadia:
   "Who the hell designed me? A major station with no real anti-capital capability. GET OFF THE CRACK COMMAND!!!"

Lucifer:
  "Don't worry, you'll be dead fairly quickly. Just lay back and let the Super Laser do its thing."

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Post by: colecampbell666 on June 19, 2007, 06:24:21 pm

On the projectile from a Shivan Super Laser: "Look, ma! I'm like the Energizer Bunny! I keep going and going and going..."


How far do those SSLs go?
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Post by: Dark Hunter on June 20, 2007, 12:29:08 am
If I am reading the table and doing the math correctly... 30 klicks!  :eek2:
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Post by: haloboy100 on June 20, 2007, 08:36:07 am
yup. you can snipe anything with that thing.... it's fun  :D
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Post by: Mustang19 on June 20, 2007, 08:38:53 am
I actually never had much success against fighters/bombers with SSLs. I mean, the thing moves at like 3000mps, but you can't lead the target properly if it's any distance away. I only like it for the one-shot kill.
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Post by: spartan_0214 on June 20, 2007, 06:19:47 pm
The fall of a great thread. It was even funny for the first few pages.

Yes, some people do forget that we're going for wordplays (something SHORT that would go on a BUMPER sticker, not a This Quote Is As Long As A Sathanas) NOT:
Sathanas:
   "If you can read this, it's too late to dive... Jackass!!!  :nod:"

Another Lucifer:
   "For Huminoid Pest Control call 1-800-Blow-This-Planet" (BTW, only supposed to be seven digits long :rolleyes:)

Random player ship:
   "Baby on Board!"

Arcadia:
   "Who the hell designed me? A major station with no real anti-capital capability. GET OFF THE CRACK COMMAND!!!"

Lucifer:
  "Don't worry, you'll be dead fairly quickly. Just lay back and let the Super Laser do its thing."
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Post by: Game_Master64 on June 20, 2007, 06:22:10 pm
to long, but the one about the lucy was farily humerous. some of the best are the ones about flack, short and to the point.
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Post by: G0atmaster on June 20, 2007, 06:28:45 pm
yup. you can snipe anything with that thing.... it's fun  :D

They're very effective against fighters/bombers just coming out of subspace... However, I forgot I changed my weapons once with cheats, and tried taking out a Helios bomb with SSLs once...  Yeah, not good.  Wound up killing the ship I was escorting (4 of em linked).
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Post by: Mustang19 on June 21, 2007, 07:26:28 am
Wound up killing the ship I was escorting (4 of em linked).

LMAO!  ;) Good way to get traitored it two seconds.
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Post by: Game_Master64 on June 21, 2007, 12:05:28 pm
anyone tried using the SSL in PI? the mass on that thing is seriously jacked
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Post by: colecampbell666 on June 21, 2007, 01:18:22 pm
The fall of a great thread. It was even funny for the first few pages.



Random player ship:
   "Baby on Board!"



[/quote]

On 3rd Fleet HQ : Moron on board : Shoot at me!  ;7
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Post by: TrashMan on June 21, 2007, 02:56:40 pm
good one!

On a shivan fighter:
"Frag me!"
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Post by: shiven_warior on June 21, 2007, 03:00:44 pm
wingman: " no need to rely on me" >_<
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Post by: Sarafan on June 21, 2007, 10:22:41 pm
On any shivan ship:

<incoming transmission>
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Post by: nubbles526 on June 22, 2007, 10:30:38 am
My co-pilot is a shivan
My great-grandfather talked with the Anicients
Headz Transporter
Capella tourism service
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Post by: Game_Master64 on June 22, 2007, 12:15:52 pm
modifying 1 of them
My gunner is shivan
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Post by: haloboy100 on June 22, 2007, 01:15:37 pm
explains why he sucks   :p :D
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Post by: TrashMan on June 22, 2007, 02:29:15 pm
I need glasses!

Ups...Friendly Fire..

I communicate via plasma burns.
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Post by: Tyrian on June 23, 2007, 07:57:45 pm
On the side of a Sath:
"Advertise here!"

On A1's wingmen:
"Space junk in training."

On a torpedo:
"To: Shivans; From: Alpha 1."
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Post by: Black Wolf on June 24, 2007, 03:26:59 am
If we're writing on bombs...

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Post by: TrashMan on June 24, 2007, 05:02:34 am
LOL
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Post by: Snail on June 24, 2007, 09:10:17 am
On any SC 5:
S Cargo
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Post by: Hades on June 24, 2007, 09:54:14 am
THIS IS REAr ADmiral Koth.COLLOSUS WE WILL CREAM YOU!!!!!!!(I thought that guy was crazy)
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Post by: Game_Master64 on June 24, 2007, 11:17:52 am
wasnt his name Koth or something like that? i know the repulse was his ship.
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Post by: Hades on June 24, 2007, 11:19:47 am
wasnt his name Koth or something like that? i know the repulse was his ship.

I remember now il fix that.I haven't played Fs2 in a while.
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Post by: Snail on June 24, 2007, 02:43:21 pm
d00d had3z y0r s1g 1s liek l0ng3h th4n M0b's
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Post by: Hades on June 24, 2007, 03:09:40 pm
d00d had3z y0r s1g 1s liek l0ng3h th4n M0b's

Nice spam from hell. ;7 :D
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Post by: Game_Master64 on June 24, 2007, 06:10:26 pm
i'm suprised thats within the character limit.
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Post by: Getter Robo G on June 24, 2007, 09:01:20 pm
Yes, some people do forget that we're going for wordplays (something SHORT that would go on a BUMPER sticker, not a This Quote Is As Long As A Sathanas)

Yes I did forget YOUR standard, so I guess I can simply choose to ignore it retroactively...
Besides do you even have a bumper sticker?

My friend has one on his car: "Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and go good with" (? I forgot?)" Which I based mine in comparision with his real life length, I though I was ok...

That is all...

Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: jr2 on June 25, 2007, 06:59:32 pm
(http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/450/afd200_450.jpeg)
(http://www.gothicgallery.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/LgDoNotMeddleInTheAffairsOfDragonsT-shirt.jpg)


PS someone drag this guy in to work with TBP... http://divided-legends.4players.de/juwelboard/index.php?action=view&id=26&board=6
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: -Joshua- on June 27, 2007, 07:08:46 am
I destroyed an vesudan ace on my second mission
I captured an Traitor
I made the first shivan kill
I played a critical role in the shield research
I watched the Galatea die
I defeated the Hammer Of Light
I helped scientists with the way to...
I destroyed the Lucifer
I destroyed the GTI rebellion
I fought in a nebula full of danger
I defeated the NTF rebellion
I destroyed a Sathanas
I prevented the Shivans from pushing further into GTVA Space

And all I got is this lousy T-Shirt?
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Post by: spartan_0214 on June 28, 2007, 03:17:07 pm
Meh, contact us when you do something important....
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Post by: colecampbell666 on June 28, 2007, 03:36:48 pm
"Do not meddle in the affairs of Shivans, for you are crunchy and taste good with hot plasma" ;7 :wakka:
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Post by: colecampbell666 on June 29, 2007, 12:31:24 pm
On the Psamtik : Eat at HEADZ!!! :wakka:
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Post by: TrashMan on June 29, 2007, 03:22:47 pm
On the Psamtik:
My nav officer SUCKS!
Sath bait!


On the Memphis:
Second fiddle..


On the Aquitaine:
I can killz a Moloch!
7 friggin engines, loads of fighters and flak...and I STILL get disabled!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Bob-san on June 29, 2007, 06:31:22 pm
Has anyone ever re-disabled the Aquitaine and then saved it from all the shivan waves? Iirc, the engines are only repaired to like 1%... you can get a fighter on your tail and force it to kill the engines (by dodging the shots).
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Post by: colecampbell666 on July 03, 2007, 08:42:23 am
I love my Shivan.

ShivaSnackz : 100% balanced nutrition for your favorite bionic xenocidal friend!

Capella : Suntan capital of the galaxy!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Stormkeeper on July 03, 2007, 09:02:33 am
DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE! HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT!
Freaking A! I actually dropped my glass of water when he screamed that.

On any aspect seeking missile:

Sup.

On Alpha 1:
Capital ship? Hang on while I ~0.

On Alpha 1's primaries:
This is mah BOOMSTICK!

On a Dragon:
I do not breathe fire. I PEW PEW!

On a Cain:
I don't have a cane.

On a Lindos:
What're you looking at, punk?

Beauty is in the eye of gunnery control.

On a Claymore mk2:
I ARE AN X-WING
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Post by: Wobble73 on July 03, 2007, 09:30:33 am
On the side on a Cain...


"Don't call me sugar!"
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Post by: TrashMan on July 03, 2007, 09:47:35 am
On the Psamtik:
LOST!
Will kill for directions!

on a Lilith
NEVER mistake me for a Cain!

on a Cain
I wished you'd mistake me for Lilith..please?

on the Colossus
Ooooh - what does this bottun do?
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Post by: Stormkeeper on July 03, 2007, 11:28:16 am
On the Bastion:
Need a subspace node collasped? Call 1800-BASTION!

On the Hercules:
I can't lift worlds, but i can kill superdestroyers.

On the Pegasus:
Catch me if you can!

Terrans:
Will kill for Vespene!
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Post by: jr2 on July 04, 2007, 11:12:06 am
lol Vespene gas... SC

I had a good one... but it slipped my dumb head.  :doubt:
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Stormkeeper on July 04, 2007, 11:12:25 pm
Heh. Starcraft is classic.

On a Shivan Cruiser:

I am an SC. Korean girls love me.

Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: jr2 on July 05, 2007, 03:15:53 am
:rofl:
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Post by: colecampbell666 on July 21, 2007, 11:37:35 am
I know that this thread has been done for a while, but I think that it should be a classic. who's with me?

Oh, and :necro:
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Post by: haloboy100 on July 21, 2007, 11:38:44 am
that was suggested in the first few pages. Goob said no.
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Post by: Snail on July 21, 2007, 11:42:08 am
nah, the "And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear" should be a classic!
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Post by: haloboy100 on July 21, 2007, 11:43:12 am
nah, the "And they hurled themselves into the void of spam with no fear" should be a classic!

I second that.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Hades on July 21, 2007, 11:44:51 am
On the Aeolus."Flak You!!!!!!"

Thirded
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: haloboy100 on July 21, 2007, 11:45:47 am
Curse you! that was in my siggy a while back! :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: jr2 on July 21, 2007, 11:45:58 am
Somebody put up a vote... classic bumper sticker thread, classic hurled into the void of spam, or classic both; with links to both in the description... ofc, Goob has veto, but still... maybe he just thought no one would think them a classic.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Hades on July 21, 2007, 11:46:55 am
Uhh both.After were done spamming them to submission. ;)
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Post by: jr2 on July 21, 2007, 11:53:31 am
Vote! (http://www.hard-light.net/forums/index.php/topic,48328.0.html)
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Dark Hunter on July 21, 2007, 04:55:54 pm
Does not "classic" mean that something has remained popular for a great long time, or something like that?

Regardless of the exact definition, I believe being around for a very long time is a prerequisite of "Classic" status, and I don't believe either of those threads fit that.

Don't get me wrong, I love these threads and cracked up reading them, but I just don't think they have any hope of being made classics... yet.
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: ZmaN on July 21, 2007, 10:09:57 pm
join the GTVA, because we really do car (Our command sucks)
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Post by: Sarafan on July 26, 2007, 02:46:11 pm
Back again with a few more: :)

On a Seraphis: Based on fly: as annoying as a fly, as easy to kill as a fly.

On a Mara: Based on a squashed cockroach, with guns, yuck!

On a Boanerges: Based on: ok, I have no idea what we were drinking that day.

On a Pegasus: How's my stealthing? 1-800-GTVA, hey, wait!

On a Pegasus: I respect your privacy...

On Alpha 1 ship: God made Earth in 7 days, I killed everything in 6 shots.

On Alpha 1 ship: It's not what guns you have, it's just how you shoot.

On Alpha 1 ship in the last mission: So many targets, so little time!

On Alpha 1 ship again on the last mission: This would be really funny if my subspace drive was working.

On any wingman: I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

On any ship in a nebula: Don't follow me. I'm lost too.

On a shivan ship: Learn from your past mistakes, dont f*** with shivans!

On a GTVA ship: If this ship is flying right it's been stolen. Help!

On a shivan capital ship: If we're coming your way, dive! Dive! Dive! Hit your burners, pilot!

On a Zeus: Heavily under-armored for your safety.

On a GTVA capital ship: If at first you dont succeed, shoot again.

On a Hatsheptsut: We have no hats, sheeps nor suits.
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Post by: haloboy100 on July 26, 2007, 03:32:09 pm
Back again with a few more: :)

On any wingman: I'm not as think as you drunk I am.


:wakka:
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Game_Master64 on July 26, 2007, 03:37:30 pm
lol, bombed while bombing?
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Post by: Tyrian on July 27, 2007, 06:38:08 pm
On Alpha 1 ship again on the last mission: This would be really funny if my subspace drive was working.

:lol:.  Just :lol:.  I don't even know why I think that is so funny.  (I guess I'm also thinking of the mission in FS1 where you have to scan the Lucifer and your subspace drive breaks down.)

And:  :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Sarafan on July 30, 2007, 08:06:07 pm
On a Dragon: Yes, I've heard of "decaf". What's your point?

On a wingmen's ship: Dont be stupid, command hates competition!

On a Vasudan ship: Dont be stupid, terrans hate competition!

On a GTVA ship: To err is human, to blame it on Alpha 1 shows commnad potential.

On a GTVA ship: To err is human, to blame it on the shivans, look what happens!

On Alpha 1's ship: So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
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Post by: Hades on July 30, 2007, 09:13:13 pm
On Commands Yacht:I get paid for nothing. :P

On Colossus:Sathanas STOP SHOOTING ME!!. :P
I have more i am just to lazy to think right now.(9:00 at my house).
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Post by: Harbinger of DOOM on July 31, 2007, 06:23:36 am
On the Icanus:

Hi..... Bye...
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Post by: TrashMan on July 31, 2007, 06:40:32 am
On a Dragon: Yes, I've heard of "decaf". What's your point?

On a wingmen's ship: Dont be stupid, command hates competition!

Priceless!
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: colecampbell666 on August 01, 2007, 06:01:47 pm
Frickin SWEET!
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Post by: akenbosch on August 01, 2007, 06:07:13 pm
command ain't stupid! its just bad FREDing that makes him say things that dont make sense!
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Post by: TrashMan on August 01, 2007, 06:11:23 pm
ON ALPHA 1:

"I think, therefore I am (alive)!"

ON WINGMAN:
"Braaaainzzzzz"


ON COMMAND CENTER:
"Present in body, but not in mind!"
Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: jr2 on August 02, 2007, 01:32:44 am
Type                  Heavy Assault 
Manufacturer      Triton Dynamics 
Manuverability     Average 
Max Velocity       65.0 - 70.0 mps 
Max AB Velocity  130.0 mps 
Armor                 Heavy 
Hitpoints             325 
Shields               500 
Length               17 m 

(http://www.hard-light.net/wiki/images/Erinyes320X240.jpg)

On the side of the Erinyes fighter (8 gunpoints!):

Wanna play chicken?

Title: Re: Bumper stick on the side of the car, no, ship I mean...
Post by: Goober5000 on August 02, 2007, 08:03:04 pm
I think this thread has long outlived its usefulness.