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General FreeSpace => FreeSpace Discussion => Topic started by: USS Alexander on February 08, 2002, 01:06:00 pm
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Wel in a bit of free time me and farsight are thinking of making a campaign, but not a usual one a sort off (comic)one with all kinds of weird things, i'l get stoned and drunk when i make the script, (then my mind comes up with all kinds of weird things SEEEIIIIIIK) ahhaha.
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Like the Volition Bravo fleets sweeping through known space irradicating all the vasudan ships and collecting the debris to make space-crack with?
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huh ?
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Originally posted by Skippy:
huh ?
I think that's th point.
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Originally posted by an0n:
Like the Volition Bravo fleets sweeping through known space irradicating all the vasudan ships and collecting the debris to make space-crack with?
Yeah that sort of things and drunk terran pirates who keep flying against there own ships, and won't follow orders.
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Alpha 2: Screw killing the Sath, I'm off to Alpha Centauri to get some hoes and get wasted.
Command: Fire on that traitor!
Alpha 3: He may be a traitor but I like the sound of his plan better than yours. C'mon boys. To Alpha Centauri!
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Originally posted by an0n:
Alpha 2: Screw killing the Sath, I'm off to Alpha Centauri to get some hoes and get wasted.
Command: Fire on that traitor!
Alpha 3: He may be a traitor but I like the sound of his plan better than yours. C'mon boys. To Alpha Centauri!
Shivan: Hey Alfa one do ya now where the beer stands.
Alpha 1: It's in the dam frige as always.
Shivan: Where's the frige Alpha 1
Alpha 1: It's in the kitchen right afront of your head dumbass.
Shivan: OH found it, Why is there only Bosh beer Alpha 1.
Alpha 1: because that's the think whe stolen from the Iceni remember.
Shivan: OKkkkkk Where's the chips Alpfa
Alpha 1: it's in the also in the dam frige.
Shivan: I see it i see it.
Alpha 2: uuu hey alpha1 why don't whe use voodoo on the shivans.
Alpha 1: wtf are you drunk
Alpha2: No no i'm serous whe can enchant a spell on they so they shrink, then whe can squas them as bugs.
Shivan: Hey Alpha 1 can i watch some tv.
ahh **** it why do i even bother
oh and i'm serious about the campaign so
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Shivan: Command, we've got the data
Command: You mean...?
Shivan: Yes, we know why Vasudans wuv fishes
Command: Get back to the Sath ASAP, if the data is correct we can make the Vasudans wuv anything
Shivan: Yes....ANYTHING!
*puts on skimpy bikini*
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Command: ...so then I take her back to my place, start to undress her. Get her half naked and then all of a sudden I notice that she's got a 12 inch.....Oh crap! Quick, turn it off! [fzzzzt]
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Everyone could have a space-crack addiction. Command could keep pilots inline by threatening to cut them off.
YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SHIVAN LOVE-SLAVE SHIP/BASE!!!!
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In Altair On a disabled shivan fhreighter:
Alpha2: They proble all dead anyway
Alpha1: Cut the chatter dammit.
Alpha5: You picking up something
Alpha2: Negative, hold on movement 420 meters dead a head and it's coming close.
In a dark corner a shivan jumps afront off the teamm.
Shivan: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Alpha 2: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PPP
Shivan 2 jumps behind the team:
Shivan 2: WASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP
Alpha 3 and 4: WASSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Shivan2: LOOK I BROUGHT SOME BEER IT"S BOSH BEER , WASSSSUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Shivan1: HAHAHAHHAHAHA Betelguese in da house, this is your friend on drugs, hiihihehieheiheiheiehhie Ain't **** some. Want some dope, WASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP .
Command: wtf are you guys doing, OPEN!!!! FIRE!!!!!!!
Shivan screams in alpha1 's radio: WASSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP COMMAND heieheiheieheiheihe
Command: (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/rolleyes.gif) What the..........Alpha team are you there......
Alpha1: Ohh man this is some real good **** , hihiehuek
Alpha2: WASSSSSSUUUUUPPPPPPP wanna play hide and seek.
Shivans: OK but you have to through those movement meters away otherwhise it ain't fair.
Alpha1: why can't you guys stand still:
Shivan2: Look at us hick hieieheiehieh WASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPP.
Alpha4: Ok you go hide ourself.
Shivans: OK count to 100
Alpha team: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9...............100 here whe come.
alpha4: hey i see one he's behind that pilar he's dumb he is sticking out 2 meters at each side.
Shivan1: I'm invisible They can't see me They can't see me, They can't see me hiehiehiehieh.
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I'm invisible They can't see me They can't see me, They can't see me hiehiehiehieh.
ROTFLMOFOAO.
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Uhhh.. yeah...!
This is why drugs are illegal.... (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
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Originally posted by Thorn:
Uhhh.. yeah...!
This is why drugs are illegal.... (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
ALCOHOL AHHAHAHAH big part here, come all over VAN HEESPLEIN2 ROTTERDAM HOLLAND
0615127881 ca when before the door
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Command: Pilots, we must capture that freighter at all costs
Alpha 2: All fighters, target it's engines. Break and attack.
Alpha 3: Vessel disbaled command
Ripper: We've latched on and are removing the space-crack now
Alpha 2: Time to celebrate boys
*all spark up some 'special' cigarettes*
Alpha 2: hehehehehehehehehe
Alpha 3: Hehe
Alpha 2: hehehe
Alpha 3: Aaargh, there are spiders on the freighter!
Alpha 2: Aargh! Shivans! Arrgh! Arrgh!
Ripper: No, you idiots they're just oxygen pipes.
Alpha 2: Aaaargh! Shivaaaaannnnsss!
*Alpha 2 ejects*
*Alpha 3 fires a harpoon at Alpha 4*
*Alpha 4 opens fire on the freighter*
*Alpha 3 smashes into Alpha 4*
*Alpha 4 fires a harpoon at Alpha 3*
*Alpha 2 opens the escape pods canopy*
Alpha 3: Whoa, fireworks. Big red, squishy fireworks
*Alpha 4 crashes into the frieghter*
Alpha 3: Aaaaargh! The space-crack!
*Alpha 3 blows up Alpha 4*
Alpha 3: Mission accomplished command jumping back to base.....ooooh, pretty buttons
*Alpha 3 ejects*
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tutututuututututuutututut
TERRAB: GHIIIIIIIII Goodmornig thus mosrning Shiivan
Shhivan: Goooood morning this mornig terra.
ShivanL:I satND at the busstop, there is a big bird at the rouf, you know what he said:..............TJIELP TJIELP
TEERRAL: HAHAHAH yeah that a good one ghiiiiiiii ghiiiiii.
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Alpha 2: Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh! Aaargh! AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alpha 3: Hehe. You've found the snake then?
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Alpha 2 (rips off disguise): Of course I hate snakes. I'm actually Indiana Jones.
Alpha 3 (rips off disguise): And I'm Tom Cruise from Mission Impossible.
Alpha 1 (rips off disguise): "--------" (no voice actor)
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Originally posted by Corsair:
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Quite....
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IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM back, wooooooooooooooohhhhhhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho THORRNNRNRNRNR luverboy, fooling with sarah, you go girl
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What? Nothing wrong with talking to someone...
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Yeah se like you mail here
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What now?
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4 on a row EIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTT
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....the hell?
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Originally posted by Thorn:
....the hell?
My thoughts excatly
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I think this entire topic is an acid-induced hallucination. Perhaps this entire forum.
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Nut forum only topic, but i mean abut campaign weird stuf
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Well, YOU at any rate are one... wonder what I ate.
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Originally posted by Stryke 9:
Well, YOU at any rate are one... wonder what I ate.
uhhh ???? mayby liouer is risung to me head
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For a product of my imagination, you're not too good at pretending to be drunk. Or stoned. Or whatever. But I might as well join the crowd...
Whhhheerebob FOOOOOO!
alfa 1: Wheoooooo!
alFA:2 Whoeeeee!
Colmn and: KIlI That spacecrach freytor, alfa1!
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hes dutch...
of course he doesnt seem drunk...
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Originally posted by Stryke 9:
For a product of my imagination, you're not too good at pretending to be drunk. Or stoned. Or whatever. But I might as well join the crowd...
Whhhheerebob FOOOOOO!
alfa 1: Wheoooooo!
alFA:2 Whoeeeee!
Colmn and: KIlI That spacecrach freytor, alfa1!
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k y c i'whas drunk after post 11 and not stoned or i would be quit relekst
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That sounds like a good idea (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
I'm in (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
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Originally posted by untouchable:
That sounds like a good idea (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
I'm in (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
finnaly someone responding guood (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
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Originally posted by Thorn:
hes dutch...
of course he doesnt seem drunk...
Sometimes I wonder...
First of all, when yer drunk, sharing the fact with everyone online isn't particularly high on your "to do" list, ranking right below falling on the pavement and puking, and right above quoting Shakespeare in a Victorian English accent. Secondly, unless I'm the exception here, people don't act like this when drunk... sure, maybe if they've toked a little, don't generally think clearly in the first place, and can't find anything better to do, such as staring at their little finger and pondering its depths... typing posts is a fairly sober activity.
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Would it suprise you to know that I'm actually rather drunk right now?
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No. Mildly skulled is different- you still are more sober than not. He's simulating **** -faced.
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Originally posted by Stryke 9:
Sometimes I wonder...
high on your "to do" list, ranking right below falling on the pavement and puking, and right above quoting Shakespeare in a
First of all, when yer drunk, sharing the fact with everyone online isn't particularly Victorian English accent. Secondly, unless I'm the exception here, people don't act like this when drunk... sure, maybe if they've toked a little, don't generally think clearly in the first place, and can't find anything better to do, such as staring at their little finger and pondering its depths... typing posts is a fairly sober activity.
Yeah, but when yu toked if it is whut i huve in mind you are relext and yu are wird when are drunk, but no one is perfect, evirybody is diferent, seems like yu haven't been REALY drunk, whe letters are becuming dubble enz
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Originally posted by USS Alexander:
...but no one is perfect...
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It really doesn't matter anyway, I suppose, it's fun to try faking on occasion... I guess.
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Originally posted by Stryke 9:
No. Mildly skulled is different- you still are more sober than not. He's simulating **** -faced.
Ive had quite a few...
A 12 pack to be specific....
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Originally posted by Stryke 9:
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It really doesn't matter anyway, I suppose, it's fun to try faking on occasion... I guess.
Wel i sure ainit faking i feel ****t up
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And? Never mind. Like I said, it matters little. Go ahead, I just wanted to see what happened if I mentioned this in one of these topics...
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Originally posted by Stryke 9:
And? Never mind. Like I said, it matters little. Go ahead, I just wanted to see what happened if I mentioned this in one of these topics...
(http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif) ya cool, hey Thorn is a loverboy he gut sarah, been talking fur 3 houers with here, so no more saally (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
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so very very childish... (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)
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Originally posted by Thorn:
so very very childish... (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/tongue.gif)
Yeah, i know, dam i'm ****tt, not guood think i aint goioing to the city, would nevr made it
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Just made an explosion that says boom instead of a real explosion (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
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"Er, the special effects guy's on vacation!"
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Cool i still have to make up the stury( won't be difficult) oh and farsight have some weird voice overs
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Originally posted by Thorn:
Ive had quite a few...
A 12 pack to be specific....
Hmm..i got a crate here gonna drink it tonight. 24 to be specific (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
Heineken rules !!
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What about this
First, GTVA builds a colossus fleet and wants to blow up sirius and then some sathanases come to rescue and blow up the colossus fleet. AND THEN, the shivans put up a hell of a party aboard a sath and Petrarch, Samsa and all others are invited. Then, Petrarch falls in love with a sexy shivan and then the sky turns yellow and it starts raining of mad cows. AND THEN A TOOTHBRUSH WANTS TO LIVE AND A DEIMOS HOP AROUND LIKE A HEADLESS CHIKEN AND ALL ARE HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!! (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif) (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif) (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/biggrin.gif)
What do ya think?
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Donkeys! There have to be Donkeys!
There should be a whole forum where you post when you're wasted. That's be fun/pointless.
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Originally posted by darkage:
Hmm..i got a crate here gonna drink it tonight. 24 to be specific (http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~freespace/ubb/noncgi/smile.gif)
Heineken rules !!
I had 2 crates of Heiniken yesterday, and i feel ****t up now, anyways Dark you gonna go to shockers next week.
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Originally posted by USS Alexander:
I had 2 crates of Heiniken yesterday, and i feel ****t up now, anyways Dark you gonna go to shockers next week.
Maby, if i can get some money as i only have 52 euro's left when in have it i'll come otherwise i am getting drunk at home.
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