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Title: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Styxx on August 10, 2007, 09:20:30 am
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Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Styxx on August 10, 2007, 09:21:48 am
On a related note: if any of you guys has the old Mystery Pictures saves somewhere, please let me know - I didn't have them archived on the site, and apparently I lost some of the files. I want to have all of them properly posted on the site now, so if you can send them over, I'll be grateful. Thanks!
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Gloriano on August 10, 2007, 09:34:35 am
Hey! something is trying to break in to my fridge
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Wobble73 on August 10, 2007, 09:39:04 am
Hey! something is trying to break in to my fridge

Yes! Carl wants his lunch
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Snail on August 10, 2007, 09:49:12 am
Hey! something is trying to break in to my fridge

That's not a fridge, it's the ventilation system.
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Black Wolf on August 10, 2007, 12:25:14 pm
"That's no fridge. It's a space station"
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: akenbosch on August 10, 2007, 03:21:01 pm
waitaminute...that shivans robotic "parts" are a space suit! and that beam is actualy how shivans pee!
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Snail on August 10, 2007, 03:26:13 pm
Well in Sol'apore, we put cameras in the lifts to make sure Shivans don't pee in them.
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Mobius on August 10, 2007, 03:33:50 pm
"That's no fridge. It's a space station"

I remember General Battuta's comment on my old signature:

That's no sig. It's a SPACE STATION.

waitaminute...that shivans robotic "parts" are a space suit! and that beam is actualy how shivans pee!

Just like in Independence Day. The Shivans might be divided in several groups: soldiers, pilots, crewmen...and living beam reactors.
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: akenbosch on August 10, 2007, 03:36:11 pm
that would be a problem for the captain of the sathanas...

"FIRE FRONT BEAMS!"

"but im out of water!"

"drink some!"

"but i have to go number 2!"

"fine...head to an empty blob turret station."
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Mobius on August 10, 2007, 03:40:01 pm
No, really, I think that some Shivans work as living reactors. Just like some types of ants, who are big and accumulate food. Some Shivans could accumulate energy.
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: akenbosch on August 10, 2007, 03:42:57 pm
i was agreeing, just that i was stating that their energy discharge is considered deadly excrement by their own kind.
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Snail on August 10, 2007, 03:48:39 pm
Actually, Shivans can eat. They captured Bosch to feed to their young'uns.
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: CSA-DarthVader on August 10, 2007, 09:26:47 pm
Just as the 5 Sathanas Juggernauts that were left in the destruction of Capella, they had a reason for it, they allowed the bulk to jump out while the rest stayed and finished the job the main fleet started(subspace tear/rupture) anyways yeah! Shivans have a reason for everything. hell they probably have a breeding squad!(If i was shivan, that would be me!)
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: akenbosch on August 10, 2007, 09:33:36 pm
 :wtf:

no. just no.
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Snail on August 11, 2007, 10:55:34 am
Shivans have a reason for everything. hell they probably have a breeding squad!(If i was shivan, that would be me!)

I... Don't think that the Shivans reproduced sexually... :wtf:
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Hades on August 11, 2007, 10:56:44 am
*shudders*Thinking about that makes me want to die.
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Snail on August 11, 2007, 10:57:32 am
Okayyyyy.... Back on topic.


Which ship is the Shivan peeing on, and why?
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: akenbosch on August 11, 2007, 03:23:56 pm
judging by its size...thats a teenage shivan. maybe its playing a prank?
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: NGTM-1R on August 12, 2007, 04:33:20 pm
Prepare to repel boarders.
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: akenbosch on August 12, 2007, 04:40:11 pm
OH! so the shivasn are boarding the ship to pee on the people inside! now i get it!
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Snail on August 12, 2007, 04:47:07 pm
Some of the people inside are people from Los Angeles. (it's true! :P)
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: akenbosch on August 12, 2007, 05:17:49 pm
and that would make shivans wish to deficate on the crew, why?
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Snail on August 12, 2007, 05:33:11 pm
The Shivans are the great preservers, maybe? :rolleyes:

;)
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: akenbosch on August 12, 2007, 05:40:17 pm
shivan pee petrifies people?  :eek:
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Snail on August 12, 2007, 05:51:42 pm
No, it turns them into stone. Only if it doesn't hit you directly do you get petrified.
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: akenbosch on August 12, 2007, 05:57:43 pm
and what does shivan poo (blob turrets) do?
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Snail on August 12, 2007, 06:01:15 pm
They don't have any special power, they're just crap flung around.

OK back on topic... Which ship is it?
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Styxx on August 13, 2007, 06:52:28 am
Glad to see you guys having a productive discussion...
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Snail on August 13, 2007, 07:09:13 am
I keep trying to bring it back on topic but it always goes a bit... off...
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: CSA-DarthVader on August 13, 2007, 07:35:20 pm
This is productive :nervous:  Somewhat. We have now figured out that shivans urine can petrifie things along with there crap being nothing but the "who flung dung" turrets.
I am happy to report that urination while boarding may be one of the driving forces for the shivans.... "PISS ON THE ENEMY!!!!"........
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Snail on August 14, 2007, 07:39:19 am
Alright, back on topic guys or Kim Il Styxx will come and nuke this thread.
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: achtung on August 14, 2007, 09:01:25 pm
I didn't know one picture was a batch.  :p
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: Snail on August 15, 2007, 06:35:29 am
Second Batch, #01

Friday we'll post a new one.
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: colecampbell666 on November 22, 2007, 07:51:28 pm
You people are horrible.
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: DarkShadow- on November 27, 2007, 11:52:21 am
Yep, and we love it :)
Title: Re: Mystery Pictures, Second Batch, #01
Post by: colecampbell666 on November 27, 2007, 01:08:53 pm
Mystery pics?