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Title: This won't end well....
Post by: BloodEagle on April 28, 2009, 12:15:27 am
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1414372/  :no:
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Post by: Enigmatic Entity on April 28, 2009, 01:32:15 am
What is it about? I "have to subscribe" to view anything else.
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Post by: Dilmah G on April 28, 2009, 01:50:23 am
It was a good game apparently
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Post by: Mefustae on April 28, 2009, 02:25:18 am
I find it very appropriate that it will be released in 2012.

Most likely on December 21st.

Y'know. Cause it'll single-handedly end the ****ing world.
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Post by: Mongoose on April 28, 2009, 07:57:55 pm
My soul weeps at the thought of this.
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Post by: NGTM-1R on April 28, 2009, 11:41:40 pm
Well, the game was very cinematic...
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Post by: BloodEagle on April 29, 2009, 01:39:46 am
Well, the game was very cinematic...

I imagine that the voluminous amount of dialogue and story will translate well.
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Post by: Vidmaster on April 29, 2009, 10:50:34 am
indeed, lots of great writting and dialoge.

 :lol:
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Post by: Flipside on April 29, 2009, 10:52:51 am
Isn't that going to get a smidgen repetitive for a movie? 'Find big guy, find weak spot, stab weak spot... Rinse and repeat' ?
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Post by: Sushi on April 29, 2009, 11:46:08 am
Let us pause to remember some of the other wonderful movies that have come from the video game world...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Mario_Bros._(film)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Fighter_(film)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Dragon_(film)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mortal_Kombat_(film)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wing_Commander_(film)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lara_Croft:_Tomb_Raider
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil:_Apocalypse
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Final_Fantasy_VII_Advent_Children
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doom_(film)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_Hill_(film)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Name_of_the_King:_A_Dungeon_Siege_Tale
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Payne_(film)

Based on historical data alone, a Bioshock movie is likely to be somewhere between "Mediocre" and "Painfully Terrible." You'd think Hollywood would have learned by now that video games don't make good movies...
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Post by: Vidmaster on April 29, 2009, 02:01:02 pm
Wing Commander and Max Payne are actually movies you can watch and have a good time, both aren't Ben Hur but above average. Keep in mind, MOVIE ONLY.

Compared to the games, well  :lol:
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Post by: Blue Lion on April 29, 2009, 09:57:29 pm
I have not watched any of those movies, does that make me lucky?  :wtf:
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Post by: Mongoose on April 30, 2009, 03:01:21 am
I have not watched any of those movies, does that make me lucky?  :wtf:
If you haven't seen any of the original Street Fighter movie, you haven't lived.
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Post by: Dilmah G on April 30, 2009, 08:33:00 am
Oh God.... Street Fighter....
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Post by: Blue Lion on April 30, 2009, 08:58:30 am
No, I'm not really a big movie person, and movies based on video games just doesn't make the cut.
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Post by: Dark Hunter on April 30, 2009, 09:19:07 am
As tvtropes rather bluntly puts it: Video Game Movies Suck. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VideoGameMoviesSuck)
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Post by: Dilmah G on April 30, 2009, 09:46:16 am
I kind of liked the Wing Commander movie :)
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Post by: TrashMan on April 30, 2009, 09:59:28 am
As tvtropes rather bluntly puts it: Video Game Movies Suck. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VideoGameMoviesSuck)

Movies made with a bad script, poor actors and by a terrible director will generally suck, video-game based or not.

I actually liked the first Mortal Kombat movie (except for hte ending. I hate Liu Kang)
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Post by: Dark Hunter on April 30, 2009, 10:57:53 am
Movies made with a bad script, poor actors and by a terrible director will generally suck, video-game based or not.

Also true, but about 90% of all video game movies contain all three of those, so...
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Post by: Grizzly on May 15, 2009, 04:33:11 am
Films based on video games are just as good as films based on books. They generally suck (Eragon, for example) and try to sqeeuze an extra dollar from the fans. There are a few exceptions, thank the gods (For example, the Lord of the Rings).

Has anyone seen the the first part from "Escape from City 17", by the way? The first two parts had a $500 dollar budget.
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Post by: Dilmah G on May 15, 2009, 08:24:08 am
Yeah I have, and they were scriptless weren't they?
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Post by: BloodEagle on May 15, 2009, 07:06:58 pm
Films based on video games are just as good as films based on books. They generally suck (Eragon, for example) and try to sqeeuze an extra dollar from the fans. There are a few exceptions, thank the gods (For example, the Lord of the Rings).

I must be the only person who loathes those movies.
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Post by: Mongoose on May 15, 2009, 09:01:40 pm
I must be the only person who loathes those movies.
Yup.
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Post by: General Battuta on May 15, 2009, 09:10:57 pm
I must be the only person who loathes those movies.
Yup.

Yep.
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Post by: Vidmaster on May 16, 2009, 12:53:52 pm
Escape from City 17 is awesome.

WHERE IS PART 2 ?
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Post by: Dilmah G on May 16, 2009, 09:05:58 pm
Didn't it say they were making one on the video description?
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Post by: Mikes on May 24, 2009, 08:42:02 am
I kind of liked the Wing Commander movie :)

I think it holds some kind of record as one, if not the worst movie ever at Rottentomatoes.com ;)

I really hated it as it first came out as i was expecting something that fit at least somewhat into the continuity of the games... and well that it certainly didn't and ripped off the cheesiest cliches from other movies left and right... Blair is a pilgrim with mystical powers? seriously! lol.

However... watching it again recently one has to admit,... that while it is totally trashy, features horrible dialogue and totally overdoes the 2nd world war naval warfare analogies... you can also occasionally tell that Chris Roberts did pour some lifeblood into this...  it's just that his vision is quite wierd and propably appeals to few other people than himself lol... but still... it really isn't quite as horrible as some other movies. Or, let me rephrase that, there is much worse crap out there than this one LOL.

I guess it has to do with expectations. If you know you are watching a trashy B-movie you may be surprised if it isn't quite as bad as you expected, but i guess most people were hoping/expecting Wing Commander to be at least a somewhat good movie and were utterly disgusted when they discovered the trash they got served heh. ;)
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Post by: Blue Lion on May 25, 2009, 04:32:41 pm

I must be the only person who loathes those movies.

I've never seen them, so I dunno.
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Post by: Flipside on May 25, 2009, 07:09:30 pm
The special edition LOTR far outclassed the cinema versions, but I enjoyed them all.
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Post by: BloodEagle on May 25, 2009, 09:47:38 pm
The special edition LOTR far outclassed the cinema versions, but I enjoyed them all.

I'm a stickler for sticking to the story. The first one was alright (despite cutting out Tom), but the rest have no excuse.
Title: Re: This won't end well....
Post by: Mongoose on May 26, 2009, 05:00:18 pm
The special edition LOTR far outclassed the cinema versions, but I enjoyed them all.

I'm a stickler for sticking to the story. The first one was alright (despite cutting out Tom), but the rest have no excuse.
They have the excuse of being movies...that is, not being books.  There's no way to make a one-to-one transfer from the latter to the former while managing to convey everything that made the latter great.  Shortcuts have to be made, storyline progression has to be rearranged, and yes, elements that just wouldn't work have to be excised.  It's an unavoidable consequence of switching from one medium, which has a certain set of general rules, to another, which has its own set of rules that are often at odds with the first set.  Just as one example from the books, something like the Scouring never would have worked in cinematic form, given its status as a largely-independent series of events set after the main story's climax.

(Now, that isn't to say that I didn't have issues with a few of the unnecessary changes Peter Jackson made, but I was overwhelmingly pleased with how the vast majority of the films turned out.)
Title: Re: This won't end well....
Post by: Flipside on May 26, 2009, 06:02:27 pm
As someone who's read the Silmarillion, I still found the movie enjoyable, despite the complete omission of vast tracts of historical dialogue from it, maybe I wouldn't have enjoyed it as much if I hadn't.

I'll agree that some of the alterations made to the major battles irked me a little, but the thing is, the story was more an interpretation than an actual word-for-word conversion.

I'd have liked to see some more cleaning up at the end, more confirmation of the friendship between Gimli and Legolas in particular, and the fact that Gimli established a new Dwarf-Home in Helms-Deep, and then became the only member of that race to travel West, because Legolas refused to leave Middle Earth without his friend, I think that would have made a better ending in a way.
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Post by: Mongoose on May 26, 2009, 08:14:36 pm
I'd have liked to see some more cleaning up at the end, more confirmation of the friendship between Gimli and Legolas in particular, and the fact that Gimli established a new Dwarf-Home in Helms-Deep, and then became the only member of that race to travel West, because Legolas refused to leave Middle Earth without his friend, I think that would have made a better ending in a way.
I'm not really sure that that would have worked any more than the Scouring would, to be honest, at least not in terms of what the movies were trying to accomplish.  Peter Jackson has stated a few times that his primary focus in the films was on Frodo's quest with the Ring, and the War of the Ring that accompanied it.  Anything ancillary to those elements, such as Tom Bombadil or the Scouring, was game for being cut.  I think that what Legolas and Gimli did afterwards definitely falls into that category, as the only reference to it outside of the appendices is a single sentence about the Glittering Caves.  Hell, even with everything that was cut after Sauron's defeat, I heard a few people who hadn't previously read the books say that they felt as though ROTK had "five or six endings in a row." :p
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Post by: NGTM-1R on May 26, 2009, 08:29:02 pm
I'd have liked to see some more cleaning up at the end, more confirmation of the friendship between Gimli and Legolas in particular,

Movies encourage, and demand, a sort of conservation of narrative. (This is why movies about bad books are better than the books, usually. I'll have to find that slacktivist post and the stuff it linked to again.) The "Or shall I get you a box" scene rather artfully compressed all that into something simple.
Title: Re: This won't end well....
Post by: BloodEagle on May 26, 2009, 11:04:01 pm
The special edition LOTR far outclassed the cinema versions, but I enjoyed them all.

I'm a stickler for sticking to the story. The first one was alright (despite cutting out Tom), but the rest have no excuse.
They have the excuse of being movies...that is, not being books.  There's no way to make a one-to-one transfer from the latter to the former while managing to convey everything that made the latter great.  Shortcuts have to be made, storyline progression has to be rearranged, and yes, elements that just wouldn't work have to be excised.  It's an unavoidable consequence of switching from one medium, which has a certain set of general rules, to another, which has its own set of rules that are often at odds with the first set.  Just as one example from the books, something like the Scouring never would have worked in cinematic form, given its status as a largely-independent series of events set after the main story's climax.

(Now, that isn't to say that I didn't have issues with a few of the unnecessary changes Peter Jackson made, but I was overwhelmingly pleased with how the vast majority of the films turned out.)

It doesn't have to be 1:1, but, damn it, don't go changing things that don't need to be changed. Don't take a minor character (if that) and, not only expand said character's role, but devote half a movie (or what seems like it) to said character. I don't recall enough of the movie(s) to go into greater detail, but that was one of the smaller changes that Peter Jackson made.

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I'd have liked to see some more cleaning up at the end, more confirmation of the friendship between Gimli and Legolas in particular, and the fact that Gimli established a new Dwarf-Home in Helms-Deep, and then became the only member of that race to travel West, because Legolas refused to leave Middle Earth without his friend, I think that would have made a better ending in a way.
I'm not really sure that that would have worked any more than the Scouring would, to be honest, at least not in terms of what the movies were trying to accomplish.  Peter Jackson has stated a few times that his primary focus in the films was on Frodo's quest with the Ring, and the War of the Ring that accompanied it.  Anything ancillary to those elements, such as Tom Bombadil or the Scouring, was game for being cut.  I think that what Legolas and Gimli did afterwards definitely falls into that category, as the only reference to it outside of the appendices is a single sentence about the Glittering Caves.  Hell, even with everything that was cut after Sauron's defeat, I heard a few people who hadn't previously read the books say that they felt as though ROTK had "five or six endings in a row." :p

There's a good reason for cutting out Tom's mini-arc: it was designed to set the mood/scenery/whatever in the book, and you don't need to devote that much time for that purpose when working with a visual medium. I still disagree with cutting it.
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Post by: Mongoose on May 27, 2009, 12:12:00 am
It doesn't have to be 1:1, but, damn it, don't go changing things that don't need to be changed. Don't take a minor character (if that) and, not only expand said character's role, but devote half a movie (or what seems like it) to said character. I don't recall enough of the movie(s) to go into greater detail, but that was one of the smaller changes that Peter Jackson made.
Care to elaborate on exactly whom you're talking about?  I have a fairly good guess, but if it's that person, then I largely disagree with you on how broad said person's role in the movies actually was.

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There's a good reason for cutting out Tom's mini-arc: it was designed to set the mood/scenery/whatever in the book, and you don't need to devote that much time for that purpose when working with a visual medium. I still disagree with cutting it.
Care to tell me how you think a mass-market audience would have reacted to a completely-random, pace-derailing aside about a crazy man skipping about through the forest and singing nonsense songs? :p

(We seem to have drifted wildly off-topic here, but I don't think there's much else that can be said about the original topic anyway.)