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Title: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
Post by: KewlToyZ on December 19, 2010, 03:17:29 pm: THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4.. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWN RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
Title: Re: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
Post by: headdie on December 19, 2010, 03:27:54 pm: :yes2: :lol: :yes:
Title: Re: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
Post by: newman on December 19, 2010, 04:05:59 pm: I'll be back before you can say Antidisestablishmentarianism.
Title: Re: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
Post by: General Battuta on December 19, 2010, 04:10:01 pm: floccinaucinihilipilification
Title: Re: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
Post by: StarSlayer on December 19, 2010, 10:32:01 pm: Quote from: newman on December 19, 2010, 04:05:59 pm
I'll be back before you can say Antidisestablishmentarianism.

Well, lucky,lucky us. Lucky-lucky-luck. Luck-luck-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK!
Title: Re: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
Post by: newman on December 20, 2010, 08:08:46 am: Quote from: StarSlayer on December 19, 2010, 10:32:01 pm
Well, lucky,lucky us. Lucky-lucky-luck. Luck-luck-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK!

You don't know what a rotten borough is, do you?
Title: Re: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
Post by: WOLF_Angel on December 20, 2010, 11:10:07 pm: If the opposite of Pro is Con,

Then the opposite of ProGress is Con......

There is my two cents on this thread. Happy holidays all!
Title: Re: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
Post by: Angelus on December 21, 2010, 10:10:27 am: Quote from: WOLF_Angel on December 20, 2010, 11:10:07 pm
If the opposite of Pro is Con,

Then the opposite of ProGress is Con......

There is my two cents on this thread. Happy holidays all!

:lol: :yes: :yes: :yes:
Title: Re: A bit of humor... Happy Holidays!!
Post by: Arrowofdarkness on December 21, 2010, 11:34:39 am: My friend couldn't say motor-skills when he was drunk last night, although I was much better at cards. :lol: