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General FreeSpace => FreeSpace Discussion => Topic started by: terran_emperor on January 19, 2011, 10:22:03 am
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Aside from canon...
Any ideas on destroying the Lucifer is welcome. No matter how crazy.
In or out of game for laughs
1) Johnny Gat and The Boss from 3rd street saints could do it via sheer badassery
2) OMA Alec Mason from Red Faction Guerilla could leave the Lucy Bird-****ed (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ_XFQqmNxs)
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The Guardian Angel from WoD could just reflect the Lucy's beams back at it, she's so shiny.
And any admiral could ram any shp down the front of the Lucy if a huge blaze of sacrificial glory. Very emotional.
Alpha 1 could park in some concealed corner of the Lucifer, hold down the control key, bump time compression up to 64x, walk away for an hour or two, and just Prom S it to death.
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1) IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOOOOR! BWAAAAAA!
2) roundhouse kicked by chuck Norris to pieces
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Stop giving Axem ideas :-D
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Nuke it from orb....
wait.
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STRIKE! the Colossus scores a home-run
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Fire the self-destruct sexp. problem solved.
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From my post in the UEF vs. Lucifer thread in the BP sub-forum:
I get the Zods to worship Slaanesh so they collapse Terran-Vasudan space in on itself in a psychic orgy of self-destruction, creating a new Eye of Terror and causing massive subspace shockwaves which destroy everything they touch, including the Lucifer.
Either that or I get Garrus Vakarian to headshot the Lucifer.
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Freighter Judo it into an Arcadia?
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KILL IT WITH FIRE
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Shivans: Fire the beams! *cue self destruct* Oh No! Wrong Button!
I gues Durandal, Tycho and Leela can have chat with the shivans
Either that or I get Garrus Vakarian to headshot the Lucifer.
I see some one's read the Garrus Vakarian List as well
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Na, just this .gif:(http://i45.tinypic.com/2rniyj8.gif)
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While playing Awakenings back in 2002 or so, my roommate discovered that the Lucifer was taking damage in one mission (the designer had forgotten to add the invulnerable flag). So he destroyed it... in a Valkyrie armed with Furies.
I was quite impressed.
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Use Old Spice Lucy-Blocking Body Wash.
Block, Block, building kick, EXPLOSION!!!!
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Introduce the Shivans to Ranma Saotome, then kick back with a tub and watch the fireworks. Not even the great destroyers stand up to the level of chaos in his life
Ryoko Hakubi gets drunk and starts lasering Graffiti onto the Lucy...
Na, just this .gif:(http://i45.tinypic.com/2rniyj8.gif)
Those are all from the Garrus Vakarian List...
but that give me an idea.
ME2 cast (With Renegade Sheppard) meets the shivans...I'll leave the rest of the resulting Badassery to your imagination
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Those are all from the Garrus Vakarian List...
Okay. I still haven't read it except for what's in that .gif. Regardless, Garrus Vakarian is awesome.
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Maybe we should utilize the ETAK to broadcast quantum-pulsed version of any song from Justin Bieber and the shivans will commit suicide. In theory, that should work as well on the whole sathanas fleet and any other ship, not just the Lucifer.
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Care bear beamz FTW.
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We tell Carl the Lucy contains our lunch bags...
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~+k. Lucifer mysteriously explodes.
Misjump when moving to bombardment orbit of Vasuda Prime. Lucifer entombed inside a thousand feet of solid rock.
Alternately, Great Shivan Flaming Rollercoaster Ride Of Death as the Lucifer misjumps and goes through an uncontrolled deorbit. FS2 opening cutscene features crashed Lucy rather than Hades.
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Misjump when moving to bombardment orbit of Vasuda Prime. Lucifer entombed inside a thousand feet of solid rock.
Considering that subspace jumping is coming out of portals rather than teleportation, I think the impact would certainly destroy it.
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⇡ ⇡ ⇣ ⇣ ⇠ ⇢ ⇠ ⇢ B A Start
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Considering that subspace jumping is coming out of portals rather than teleportation, I think the impact would certainly destroy it.
I am unconvinced because of the fact you hit it with giant nuclear bombs of doom which likely hurt more.
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Win the Galactic Lottery.
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Ask nicely.
I'll leave it to you to figure out the specifics.
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Have Alpha One come out of subspace inside the Lucy and shoot his way out.
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Have Alpha One come out of subspace inside the Lucy and shoot his way out.
What if he came out in a massive hallway full of shivans and they claw his fighter to death?
I mean, shivans are big, his fighter could easily fit into a shivan corridor. And we all saw what super shivan did the thoth fighter in Silent Threat.
Also on a similar note. Shivans are MASSIVE. How the hell do they squeeze into fighters of comparable size to our own haha? I'm kinda curious
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They don't?
Gather all the fighters and bombers of the GTVA, load them with explosives, and point them at the Lucifer.
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Have Alpha One come out of subspace inside the Lucy and shoot his way out.
What if he came out in a massive hallway full of shivans and they claw his fighter to death?
I mean, shivans are big, his fighter could easily fit into a shivan corridor. And we all saw what super shivan did the thoth fighter in Silent Threat.
Also on a similar note. Shivans are MASSIVE. How the hell do they squeeze into fighters of comparable size to our own haha? I'm kinda curious
Fine have MD1032 pilot then.
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"Ah, Material Defender, we're putting you on loan to the government. They paid well, you see."
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- Open Fred... Place Lucifer... Select Lucifer.... Press delete while laughing manically.
- Unleash a horde of genetically-engineered metal-eating termites.
- Polish a ship until the hull is so clean it reflects like a mirror. Park it in front of the Lucifer's Beams.
- Wait for TAP or JTH to make the Progenitor Dreadnought in FS2
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- Open Fred... Place Lucifer... Select Lucifer.... Press delete while laughing manically.
:wakka:
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- Open Fred... Place Lucifer... Select Lucifer.... Press delete while laughing manically.
Open FRED. Write in briefing "The Lucifer has been destroyed." Build rest of mission that has nothing to do with Lucifer or Shivans. Reduce Lucifer destruction to offscreen footnote.
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KA
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ME
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I thought those were random letters at first. lol
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Kill it with Disco.
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Brew massive amounts of bosch beer and offer it in exchange for the shield generator.... or the Lucifer as a whole.
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1. Sing the Shivans to surrender.
2. Dismantle Lucy and sell the pieces as war mementos.
3. ...
4. PROFIT!
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Send a transports at it loaded with Jedi, Master Chief, Sam Fisher, Gordon Freeman and Nick "Havoc" Parker, covered by Alpha 1, Wedge Antilies and Colonel Blair with a bunch of cannon fodder fighters.
Then just sit back as all the collective awesomeness in improbability overloads the damn thing.
edit:
you also need prophet in there from crysis to figure out how to power a shivan weapon from his nano suit
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Wait for TAP or JTH to make the Progenitor Dreadnought in FS2
JTH is Homeworld 1, there is no Dreadnought. :P
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Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White and the Monty Ptyhons and the Holy Grails Black Night, and ...
* thousands upong thousands of badass characters*
.. all came out lighting fast and kick the Lucifers in it's shivan ass.
Alternatively, have Chuck Norris stare it to death.
Or write any plan to destroy the lucifer and show it to this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j45x9ranFH0&feature=related
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the Monty Ptyhons and the Holy Grails
Talks about blundering your way to victory lol
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Create a technobabble device that can manipulate subspace, and function as a time machine. Instead of Sol, send the Lucifer to Capella... right as it goes nova.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn. I'll leave the rest up to your imaginations.
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"Ah, Material Defender, we're putting you on loan to the government. They paid well, you see."
THIS. IS. WIN.
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Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White and the Monty Ptyhons and the Holy Grails Black Night, and ...
* thousands upong thousands of badass characters*
.. all came out lighting fast and kick the Lucifers in it's shivan ass.
Alternatively, have Chuck Norris stare it to death.
Or write any plan to destroy the lucifer and show it to this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j45x9ranFH0&feature=related
Chuck norris was born the day before Germany surrendered in WWII. Co-incidence?
Is true, google that ****.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn. I'll leave the rest up to your imaginations.
What is a space smurf in a ~1 kilometer ship going to do against the Shivans in ~3 kilometer ship with beams? :p
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Die patheticly, what else? :lol:
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Let's see. Noghri infiltration teams on the Lucifer. Some Dark Jedi he's picked up somewhere mind-screws the Shivans and makes them self-destruct the Lucifer. He pulls a Sun Crusher out of somewhere and causes the sun to supernova, leaving the Lucifer trapped in an interdiction field. Chances are whatever happens will be just as planned.
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To be honest, Thrawn's core Star Destroyer fleet could probably do it. 10 SDs and supporting battlegroups.
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Just teleport Sara Palin onto the bridge and let her command the ship for 10 minutes.
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Let's see. Noghri infiltration teams on the Lucifer. Some Dark Jedi he's picked up somewhere mind-screws the Shivans and makes them self-destruct the Lucifer. He pulls a Sun Crusher out of somewhere and causes the sun to supernova, leaving the Lucifer trapped in an interdiction field. Chances are whatever happens will be just as planned.
And how would that infiltration team get onto the Lucifer in the first place? The second and third ones almost literally sound like an asspull but then again there's plenty of those in the Star Wars universe. :P
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Dust off Arjuna 1 and fly it into the docking bay of the Lucifer loaded with nukes. Upload a computer virus to bring their defenses down and destroy it from the inside by targeting a weakpoint then get out of there in 60 seconds.
Just make sure Will Smith flys it.
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You can also try to ghost through when it exits subspace and then detonate a meson torpedo :P
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1. Let 5 harbinger-filled Ursas each ram the Lucifer's reactors. Bye, bye, big lobster.
2. As I already said, make the Bastion so close to the Lucifer, so when it gets destroyed, the incoming debris will shatter the Lucifer to pieces.
3. Have a decomissioned destroyer in Sol park right in front of where the Lucifer is supposed to jump from. No need to waste several wings of fighters and bombers. Then, as Lucifer jumps out, it crashes to the destroyer, pushing it from moving out the hole. It's too late, so subspace hole closes and finally slices the dang lobster.
4. Call the Volition Bravos, let them hand out a fishing rod, and catch the Lucy. Lobster for dinner, everyone!
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Put a giant cork on the node.
Alternatively, we'll send a horde of rape-bots at the shivans.
If our depravity doesn't send the Lucifer running, nothing will.
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Put a giant cork on the node.
Alternatively, we'll send a horde of rape-bots at the shivans.
If our depravity doesn't send the Lucifer running, nothing will.
Rape bots made me laugh. I'm currently on guard and got in trouble. It was worth it.
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Get the Demoman from Team Fortress 2 inside.
"1 crossed wire, 1 wayward pinch of potasium chlorite...1 ERRANT TWICH! AND KABLOOIE!!!!"
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I AM MICHAEL J CABOOSE! VEHICLE DESTROYER
Just make sure you tell him to help the shivans
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have them listen to 3rd period econ teacher. watch them succumb to death by boredom. or lulled into sleep until they crash into something bigger than them.
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Well... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu9A0LlLyvo
Edit... maybe this is how they came up with the plot for FS2?
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Have Robau ram his ship against the Lucy. I mean, his ship on collission would disable a ship which could survive supernova-eating black holes. :D
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Death Star Mk II (If it was ever finished.. Why glass a planet when you can simply remove it?
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Have an Aesdherian Crown jump in before it. The Shivans will be so scared they'll destabilize their own cyborg bodies.
Then, as the Lucifer gets wiped out of crew, just have the Crown beam it to death (beams ignore shields).
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Except they were wiped into extinction by the Ancients. :P
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Except they were wiped into extinction by the Ancients. :P
Except that perhaps a Crown escaped, and is now pummeling the Shivans with its horrific appearance and beam cannons, unintentionally saving the Ancients. Thus begins the GTVA-Ancient war. :p
Well, I was thinking of making a mini campaign based on Aesdherians, wherein the player is on an Aesdherian fighter.
The player escorts a carrier. The last of the Aesdherians want revenge. But, well, they can't do any noticeable damage to a race that eliminated dozens of races, but luckily, they're being called by the Shivans. The Shivans have a "beacon", which, when activated, will lure their fleets into Ancient space. So the player must escort his respective Sword carrier into the beacon, defending against Ancient sentries.
Or something like that. I just developed a grudge against the Ancients after playing ASW :).
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Who are the Aesdherians again?
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The guys that get raped at the beginning of ASW.
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Unfortunately, they were too interesting a race that one gets very frustrated when they're treated like pests by the Ancients.
Why use Nightmares for a weak species?
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There aren't really very many models that fall outside the Terran/Vasudan/Shivan design camps. In fact it's still hard to pull together any decent Shivans or Vasudans. The Nightmares are one of the few 'fifth race' options available.
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(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3936/me3norris.jpg)
Apply above image to FS2.
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Well, Chuck Norris definitely can't do that to a NavBuoy, one of the most powerful FS ships.
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Chuck Norris could punch a cyclops between the eyes, so I'm pretty sure he could destroy a Nav Buoy.
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NavBuoys can't be damaged.
Well, if it does get destroyed, then the game will probably crash and Chuck Norris dies (or so I think).
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~ + K'ing them doesn't do anything. :nervous:
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Which is why the NavBuoy is completely impossible to destroy.
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/me searches for a giant boot to stomp on the ant.
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Which is why the NavBuoy is completely impossible to destroy.
No.
It doesn't do anything as in crashing. It destroys the NavBuoy, but that's all.
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Ever seen a NavBuoy get destroyed?
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Not without ~ + K.
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I've never even bothered to ~ + K a Pharos.
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I'd get Chun Li to spinning bird kick it into submission.
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Get a giant scissors and cut it in half.
Oh wait. :p
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Split to "amusing ways to destroy the Pharos" much? :wtf: One would have thought the topic is quite clear from the name :banghead:
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Split to "amusing ways to destroy the Pharos" much? :wtf: One would have thought the topic is quite clear from the name :banghead:
chill bro
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I just hate mess :D
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Handle the Lucy model and .tbl files to Derek ''Smart''...
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Derek Smart is a pretty cool guy.
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He was reasonably chill when he came back. I doubt, however, he'll ever manage to be actually cool after the Ph.D follies and the rest of it.
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I ran into him on RockPaperShotgun a few times. He's still prone to shouting matches with commenters, he still makes absurd claims about his games, but he seems to have grizzled up a bit (i just made that a verb) and I can't say I don't envy his game collection. Besides, in this era of Actiblizzard titans, it's hard to vilify one guy determinedly making overambitious, buggy games for a small but devoted audience and then giving them pretty decent if still ultimately inadequate support, still living the dream of a man who gets to work on the games of his childhood fantasies. I'm glad Derek Smart exists. He stands for something. I don't know what, but I think it's out there.
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Now, if Derek Smart got into a shouting match with the Lucifer... :drevil:
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Now, if Derek Smart got into a shouting match with the Lucifer... :drevil:
Tell Derek Smart that the Lucifer really is a Coke machine in disguise.
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He should team up with Tourettes Guy. They can probably shout it to oblivion or something.
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I ran into him on RockPaperShotgun a few times. He's still prone to shouting matches with commenters, he still makes absurd claims about his games, but he seems to have grizzled up a bit (i just made that a verb) and I can't say I don't envy his game collection. Besides, in this era of Actiblizzard titans, it's hard to vilify one guy determinedly making overambitious, buggy games for a small but devoted audience and then giving them pretty decent if still ultimately inadequate support, still living the dream of a man who gets to work on the games of his childhood fantasies. I'm glad Derek Smart exists. He stands for something. I don't know what, but I think it's out there.
Yeah, definitely agreed. Sad to see so many of his games be pretty buggy because the man does have some good ideas from what I've seen/read.
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Tell Derek Smart that the Lucifer really is a Coke machine in disguise.
The Coke machine won that one, I'm not sure it'll work.
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He should team up with Tourettes Guy. They can probably shout it to oblivion or something.
/me adds ideas to GTCv Tourettes mission.
The Coke machine won that one, I'm not sure it'll work.
Either way, humanity wins a little bit. :D