General FreeSpace => FreeSpace Discussion => Topic started by: StarLiner on January 07, 2012, 11:08:54 pm
Title: You know what I just realized?
Post by: StarLiner on January 07, 2012, 11:08:54 pm
Humans = Humanity
Shivans, therefore, must = Shivanity
Shi-Vanity
What if the Shivans are all stuck ups and that's why they've been attacking us?
Title: Re: You know what I just realized?
Post by: yuezhi on January 08, 2012, 01:01:20 am
(http://www.hard-light.net/wiki/images/Sjsathanas-old.jpg) that's exactly it. our dull grey, potato-handling ships stain the good name of ShiVanity.
Spoiler:
what is that thing? Hideous, HIDEOUS! *fires double Helios
Title: Re: You know what I just realized?
Post by: Qent on January 08, 2012, 01:03:30 am
They're probably exterminating us because of our language abuse. :(
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Post by: yuezhi on January 08, 2012, 05:27:52 pm
but that was the vasudan's divine job.
vasudan is cool :P
Title: Re: You know what I just realized?
Post by: BritishShivans on January 08, 2012, 10:18:28 pm
The reason why the Shivans are exterminating the GTVA is because Vasudan fanatics of the Cult of Headz blew up all the tea and crumpets, because the Shivans are actually British despite the fact they aren't human. :mad:
The reason why they attacked in FS1 was because the Lucifer's crew was reading the Galactic Guide upside down, and misinterpreted the Terrans and Vasudans war as being a war on Earl Grey Tea.
See, if you managed to get rid of the Cult of Headz before they blew up all the tea and crumpets, the Shivans wouldn't be angry at us, and they would be sharing their wonderful culture with us. Thankfully, with ETAK, we should be able to tell them the next time they visit GTVA space that it was the Cult of Headz's fault that all the tea and crumpets are gone. ;7
Title: Re: You know what I just realized?
Post by: Klaustrophobia on January 09, 2012, 10:02:33 pm
go to bed. all of you.
Title: Re: You know what I just realized?
Post by: BritishShivans on January 09, 2012, 10:44:37 pm
how about no
the people must hear the truth, inane as it is
besides, as of this post, it's 2.44pm where I live
Title: Re: You know what I just realized?
Post by: Davros on January 10, 2012, 06:18:05 am
cant we offer them scones ?
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Post by: Colonol Dekker on January 10, 2012, 06:22:41 am
Vain Shivans are intriguing.
Crumpet eating Shivans are also good.
I approve of this.
Title: Re: You know what I just realized?
Post by: deathfun on January 10, 2012, 06:55:21 am
This raises a troubling question now... How the devil do they eat?
Title: Re: You know what I just realized?
Post by: Colonol Dekker on January 10, 2012, 07:41:33 am
With their ShiVAN-Dibles.
Title: Re: You know what I just realized?
Post by: BritishShivans on January 10, 2012, 10:47:29 am
Or maybe they liquefy the crumpets and inject it into their bodies, along with the tea, via intravenous tubes. Or they actually do have mouths, but we have no way of telling unless we actually saw a Shivan eating or drinking.
Title: Re: You know what I just realized?
Post by: NeonShivan on January 10, 2012, 09:17:39 pm