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Title: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Axem on May 13, 2013, 07:41:41 pm
So tired... so drained of energy... Must... consume... emergency energy ration...

(http://lazymodders.fsmods.net/axemart/FreeSpace/Campaigns/JAD/JAD222/beambar.jpg)
http://p3d.in/OcuWK

(Kudos to mjn for helping name it)
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: redsniper on May 13, 2013, 07:43:00 pm
GTVFDA Approved! :yes:
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: An4ximandros on May 13, 2013, 07:43:51 pm
 *Imagines milking Shivans* BAD BRAIN, BAD BRAIN! :shaking:
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: niffiwan on May 13, 2013, 07:55:41 pm
omnomnom.... any chance of red/blue/orange beamz barz? :)
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Axem on May 13, 2013, 08:01:29 pm
We'll see, I do just need a single kind, but we'll see how things go!

Suggest the flavors for the other colors in the meantime!
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: swashmebuckle on May 13, 2013, 08:22:10 pm
I nominate the delicious and racially insensitive flavor "Sand Yellow"
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Black Wolf on May 13, 2013, 08:24:04 pm
Ross One Twenty Grape
Strawberries and Beam
NTF Ice-Creamy
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: niffiwan on May 13, 2013, 08:41:54 pm
 :lol:

And I was just thinking Red Cherry, Blue Ice & Orange Orange...
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: CommanderDJ on May 13, 2013, 08:47:05 pm
Ross One Twenty Grape
Strawberries and Beam
NTF Ice-Creamy


This. All of this.
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Phantom Hoover on May 13, 2013, 08:48:35 pm
unfortunately all the bp blue beams have canonical ice-themed names, which preempts most of the puns
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Axem on May 13, 2013, 08:53:08 pm
Comedy never lets things like facts get in the way of a good joke.
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: An4ximandros on May 13, 2013, 09:15:03 pm
 How about Ubuntu (http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtw4cngQNUzKqLBN3pVWc53lwTMgCo-PVgtDg4Vj-HXs-rRGBaaQ) & Tutti-Frutti (http://cdn1.bigcommerce.com/server1700/6d68e/products/4005/images/2890/Zombie-Chews-Tutti-Frutti-Display__28269.1295590571.1280.1280.jpg)?
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: niffiwan on May 13, 2013, 09:18:30 pm
I believe Ubuntu is a strictly anti-beam organisation, so no beam barz for them!!  (one year)
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: redsniper on May 14, 2013, 09:03:16 am
unfortunately all the bp blue beams have canonical ice-themed names, which preempts most of the puns

This, Axem. A thousand times this.

Furthermore, given the GTVA's utilitarian attitude, the notion of them sparing resources for luxury items like candy bars is completely unbelievable. I just... I don't think I can take this mod seriously anymore.










:wakka::wakka::wakka:

But seriously, it's okay to not be a wet blanket sometimes.
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Rodo on May 14, 2013, 10:28:39 am
Thank you HLP, you constantly find a way to make my day.

I also vote for Red Strawberry flavor!
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: mjn.mixael on May 14, 2013, 10:34:22 am
Suddenly, I realized that this candy bar needs a catchphrase relating to 'avoid the beam and you won't get hit'... Hmmm.
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Flipside on May 14, 2013, 10:43:30 am
Glass and a half of Superheated Plasma in every bar ;)
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 14, 2013, 11:09:57 am
Mr Beam Bar:

Commencing delicious flavour insertion.


Targeting hunger, for great justice!!!


Banana zod prime yellow!! (too soon?)
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Axem on May 18, 2013, 11:07:17 am
(http://lazymodders.fsmods.net/axemart/FreeSpace/Campaigns/JAD/JAD222/delicious.jpg)

Now in game with three different flavors:

Big Green Mint
Banana Nut Aspu-Hek
Strawberries and Beam
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 18, 2013, 12:33:20 pm
Strawberries and beam = genius :yes:
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Phantom Hoover on May 18, 2013, 03:17:35 pm
unfortunately all the bp blue beams have canonical ice-themed names, which preempts most of the puns

This, Axem. A thousand times this.

Furthermore, given the GTVA's utilitarian attitude, the notion of them sparing resources for luxury items like candy bars is completely unbelievable. I just... I don't think I can take this mod seriously anymore.










:wakka::wakka::wakka:

But seriously, it's okay to not be a wet blanket sometimes.

i'm not being a wet blanket! i'm just pointing out that all the lazy puns are already the canon names so there's not much comedy in just reusing them!
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Axem on May 18, 2013, 04:18:09 pm
Eeeeaaaasy there.

Frost and ice have been related with flavors for years and years (though they're typically more associated with gum), so I would think that someone seeing an ice-related name to blue snacks would think of that more than the BP names which are only seen in the tech room. Also stuff like Ice Queen or Bull Frost are pretty boring snack names.

I'm sure the Taste Enhancement Initiative will come up with plenty of delicious names for blue-coloured snacks.
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: yuezhi on May 18, 2013, 04:24:45 pm
you most make energy drink
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Axem on May 18, 2013, 05:04:47 pm
Oooh, I like that idea. I'll have to think of a power-up thing for that. Health power-ups will be chocolate bars, weapons power-ups will be candy. But what for energy drink... slow time? Invulnerability... Most think.
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 18, 2013, 05:27:01 pm
Hoe about energy drinks replenishing energy? Weapon or otherwise.
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Black Wolf on May 18, 2013, 08:16:32 pm
Afterburners at 100% for x seconds I reckon.
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: yuezhi on May 18, 2013, 11:55:29 pm
Red: "Flavour right where you need it!"

Green: "Slash of energy coming your way!"

Yellow: "Shrnp'q Khf Vrhwb Zdklr Svsdq 'Khonsu"

Try this on for size:
(http://i718.photobucket.com/albums/ww188/VincentBProductions/mario_mushroom.jpg) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yysnM407rjE)
The Mother of all Power-Ups!

EDIT: oh wait, too trippy?
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Axem on May 19, 2013, 12:51:45 pm
A little bit. :p

Next addition to our high-sugar line up!

(http://lazymodders.fsmods.net/axemart/FreeSpace/Campaigns/JAD/JAD222/sunboms.jpg)
http://p3d.in/b7Uif
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Mebber on May 19, 2013, 01:07:45 pm
I'd like cereals where every flake is formed like a tiny Freespace-fighter... Shivaflakes, Vasumacks and Terroppas, mhhh!
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Phantom Hoover on May 19, 2013, 01:12:10 pm
axeeeem these jokes are hurting me
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: MatthTheGeek on May 19, 2013, 03:23:15 pm
Looks like someone just can't handle the sheer awesome displayed in this thread.
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: FireSpawn on May 19, 2013, 03:38:56 pm
The Blue bar should be "Meson Madness": Exploding with so much flavour, it'll collapse a subspace node!
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: niffiwan on May 19, 2013, 05:25:35 pm
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Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Colonol Dekker on May 20, 2013, 04:02:02 am
Afterburners at 100% for x seconds I reckon.

300% for ten seconds then 60% for a minute ;7

The Blue bar should be "Meson Madness": Exploding with so much flavour, it'll collapse a subspace node!

:yes:
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Oddgrim on May 21, 2013, 10:41:20 am
Tasty tasty beamie goodness. c:
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: yuezhi on June 02, 2013, 02:32:32 am
Bosch Beer?
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Talon 1024 on June 02, 2013, 05:08:07 am
Speaking of delicious snacks, I once tried to do a Confed reskin of the Jalthi fighter from WC1, but I ended up with this.
(http://www.ciinet.org/kevin/myimages/others/Jalthigreen.jpg)
It reminds me of a pop can. :)
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: SpardaSon21 on June 02, 2013, 03:44:39 pm
Axem, you need to have one of these delicious snacks trigger Berserk Mode.  Call it the Fruity Oatey bar. :p
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: yuezhi on July 07, 2013, 06:57:13 pm
Axem can you make a snack for this acid trip?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TA3n3jzHTIs
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: FireSpawn on July 07, 2013, 11:34:49 pm
Sorry to say it Yuezhi, but it's already been done.
(http://images2.mysupermarket.co.uk/Products_1000/97/011397.jpg?v=1)
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Colonol Dekker on July 08, 2013, 02:21:38 am
:yes:
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: yuezhi on July 08, 2013, 08:09:46 pm
┬┐Que? I said acid trip not chocoland!
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: FireSpawn on July 09, 2013, 02:00:36 am
One of them, dunked in a proper cup of tea is better than any acid trip!
*throws bowler hat and monocle on the ground in outrage
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Hobbie on July 18, 2013, 10:33:49 pm
I'd really kill for a box of Vasud-Os right now. :P
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: An4ximandros on July 18, 2013, 11:04:55 pm
 Do they come in the shape of Admiral Wolf's head?
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Torchwood on January 13, 2014, 07:53:39 am
Gunnery control, power up photon beam chocolates. Commence delicious core insertion.
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: Sarkoth on January 13, 2014, 08:25:05 am
Thank you for necroing the thread. This just made my day.
Title: Re: Delicious Snacks
Post by: MitoPL on January 13, 2014, 10:47:55 am
Twinky Huge Treats? Delicious, sweet LBeans?