Pete, Sid-- A large part of the humor of this is that it sounds absolutely nothing like Vasudans. Adding Vasudan speech would only undermine that.
the graphics in this are from sparky_fs2.vp. The fish are the actual fish from the "vasudanswuvfishes" easter egg, and the flames along the bottom are a tiled thruster ani.
EDIT: Added a little something to the end. Something not from the VPs.