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Offline Hades

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Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
Sign me up as well :>
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Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
2 death per mission? This does not bode to well.
But at least that means I should get on the team in the enxt mission or so.....


And damn Goober, you are frighteningly consistent.
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Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
On the upside, Goober couldn't evolve into PyroGoober what with being underwater and all. :U
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Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
On the upside, Goober couldn't evolve into PyroGoober what with being underwater and all. :U

You can fire Incendiary ammo underwater. It even burns for a turn.

I'm not sure why you'd want to unless you're exploiting the incendiary damage processing bug. But you can.
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Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
On the upside, Goober couldn't evolve into PyroGoober what with being underwater and all. :U

You can fire Incendiary ammo underwater. It even burns for a turn.

I'm not sure why you'd want to unless you're exploiting the incendiary damage processing bug. But you can.

physics and chemistry both weep

Then again, underwater lava flows you can walk on, so I shouldn't be surprised!
« Last Edit: May 10, 2012, 02:57:10 am by watsisname »
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Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
Natzi HLP science SNEERS at thermodynamics!

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Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
Count me in again please :)
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As if i needed to ask.

Me please.

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Count me in again please :)

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Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
I volunteer to be uploaded to the next X-COM sea tank
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Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
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MP-Ryan is next through the door. He kills the alien Talon wounded, then fires a snapshot at the second alien.

He misses.

And hits the alien submarine's engine, killing the second alien with its explosion.

That wasn't a miss, that was situational awareness.

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Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
Das Spoon?
  :lol:

Good to see Spoonzer Elite staying true to his name. :yes:
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Boo. :(  Oh well, at least I legitimately got killed by enemy fire this time. :p  And I thank Spoon for avenging my death. :yes:
I didn't even noticed you dying, I just reaction fired on that smug shooting at me.  :p
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Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
You can learn a bit more about my thoughts at any given moment by what I named the pic. Assuming it makes sense.

That one, for example, is "beholdspoonswrath".
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Offline NGTM-1R

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Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
Also I should note the game spends a lot of time making hideous spitting noises that are probably related to the encapsulated version of dosbox acting up, but...
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Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
Also I should note the game spends a lot of time making hideous spitting noises that are probably related to the encapsulated version of dosbox acting up, but...

I noticed that too, I thought it was just my laptop. Eventually I just disabled the music. Sound works fine though.

 
Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
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Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
I am about three seconds from frothing-at-the-mouth incoherent rage over the Jet Harpoon.
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Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
I am about three seconds from frothing-at-the-mouth incoherent rage over the Jet Harpoon.

Even worse then the XCOM Rifle?

Couldn't you just ask your scientists to adapt the XCOM Rifle for underwater use, using compressed gas as propellent?  :P

 
Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
I am about three seconds from frothing-at-the-mouth incoherent rage over the Jet Harpoon.

Looks like I've had some luck with it, in the first two missions, by sneaking up behind my target, putting the muzzle of the gun to the alien's torso, and holding the trigger down, until the magazine is empty....and then repeatedly tazing the body, until its innards are cooked well-done.  I imagine that's the kind of thoroughness that the funding nations appreciate in a soldier.

 

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Re: HLPX-COM 2: Electric Shot From Deep One Boogaloo
I was discussing TFTD the other day with an equally nerdy zoology student friend of mine, and the Jet Harpoon being a crappy POS is always the first thing that comes up after we get done talking about the related thing that got us onto the topic.

Frothing, incoherent rage!

And then we loaded up DOSbox from his USB stick and gave it a go in the computing labs >__>
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