Actually, I agree with the heretic. Steak's not here, and even if he were, birthday celebrations are a bit silly. They're twice as much so if the person's not around- this isn't a birthday celebration, this comes closer to a form of worship. It's just wierd. And creepy.
Steak's not here. Get over it. He might come back at some point- but I know, if I were him, and one day I looked over the forum for old time's sake, or even as a prelude to coming back, I'd log out and flee in whatever qualifies as the opposite direction on the internet. If you wanna set up a Steak cult, go send him cards or something. At least he can respond and fend off the wierdos in that case.