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Offline Blue Lion

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Reply #40 on: October 10, 2002, 12:03:50 am
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can you say that again?



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Reply #41 on: October 10, 2002, 01:03:52 am
oh yeah , you can't forget such common terms as "falling asleep" or "couch potatoe" those just sounds stupid so i generally try to avoid them except when you do people usually give you :wtf: ...

Generally most things that invlove an action and a direction don't make as clear sense if they did when you say them differnetly . for example "beck, would you please butter my toast up?" uck..


and how did "left" ever replace "remaining" ?
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Reply #42 on: October 11, 2002, 06:19:31 am
On the suicide thing, I had heard, but never bothered to check up on it, that attempted suicide (failed) is a crime, while suicide (successful) is not.
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

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Reply #43 on: October 11, 2002, 07:04:43 am
Ouch!!! The penalty for jumping out of a building is death - guess where.





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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #44 on: October 11, 2002, 07:16:02 am
That probably calls for a :rolleyes:


Yes, at school they taught us in R.E that suicide was a crime. Personally, I reckon that's something of a violation of my personal rights, but since I'm neither suicidal or particularly bothered about politics I decided not to care :)
 

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Reply #45 on: October 11, 2002, 11:08:50 am
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Then there was the the packet of nuts that said: May contain traces of actual nuts.
 


I heard this kind of thing explained once. A lot of the peanut ones come from the fact that peanuts are legumes (I think) and not actual nuts, but are often transported in sacks that once cntained nuts. So concievably, their could be traces of theses real nuts on the peanut legumes.
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Reply #46 on: October 12, 2002, 07:09:43 am
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A lot of the peanut ones come from the fact that peanuts are legumes (I think) and not actual nuts...


Pealegumes?? ;)
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"The very essence of tolerance rests on the fact that we have to be intolerant of intolerance. Stretching right back to Kant, through the Frankfurt School and up to today, liberalism means that we can do anything we like as long as we don't hurt others. This means that if we are tolerant of others' intolerance - especially when that intolerance is a call for genocide - then all we are doing is allowing that intolerance to flourish, and allowing the violence that will spring from that intolerance to continue unabated." - Bren Carlill
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #47 on: October 12, 2002, 07:16:39 am
No hold on, that makes sense - peas are leagumes, right? So, if there was a legume which looked like a nut, call it a peanut and every one's happy!

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Reply #48 on: October 12, 2002, 07:18:37 am
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Originally posted by Knight Templar
This could be fun.
 
12. On Sainsbury's peanuts:  "Warning:  Contains nuts".


(just to be pedantic...)

To be fair, peanuts aren't actually nuts... their tubers (like potatoes).  But they may be produced in a nut handling (ho ho!) area and have trace quanitities of nuts.
 

Offline diamondgeezer

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Reply #49 on: October 12, 2002, 07:26:06 am
So has anyone actually found a three-chambered peanut? Or is that just a dream?
  

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Reply #50 on: October 12, 2002, 07:27:06 am
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I was sarcastic D man.


I wasn't
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