I'm sad to say, but I think Freespace is causing me some serious pain, and outside of mental damage.
First off, I finish the second loop, so naturally I'm feeling a little loopy. I walk out into the garage to get myself a cold one. Unfortunately, I recall that my wet boots had been on the stairs, so I slip off, causing minor damage to the back of my head and back (they're wooden stairs). So after getting the drink, I go back up,
attempting to avoid the stairwell. Yet again, I couldn't be any stupider, as the railing I attempt to crawl up on in a screwball position that resembles a
penetrato snaps like a twig and I land on the stairs again, causing some rather serious pain to my face and nose. They're are only two stairs, so I crawl up into the laundry room, where I forget that it is where the cat's bathroom is. Needless to say.... wait... I won't say it.
So, after cleaning the brown stains off my face

I return to my Freespace game. As punishment from the god of irony (ZB?

), I turn my head around to see the snow outside, and my jewels crunch into the wooden desk. Needless to say, it hurts. When I sit down, I start up the next mission.
More to come.